UTRs from unlikely places
[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2032940]Welcome back PHunt.[/QUOTE](1) a hot 24-year-old counter employee at the pharmacist. I just got to know her over a year or so, heard her stories and genuinely listened. We still see each other occasionally. I can almost always expect a call from her around her child's birthday and Christmas.
(2) my physician's nurse. They don't make much money. She's a single mom and has as much to lose by letting me "help her from time-to-time" as I do.
(3) Waffle House. It's a lot like a strip club, I think. Dress well, tip handsomely (which is much cheaper at the Waffle House) and be courteous. The third shift is best because that's where the new employees usually start. They are the ones most easily "helped," especially if you happen to be there when they get off at 6 am.
Unlike the Doc, I've never "helped" a needy lawyer. Sounds pretty fun. I don't go to the clubs or watering holes, so I have to make do where I eat and have my prostate examined, I suppose.
ROLMAO..don't they charge extra for prostate massage????
[QUOTE=GaltGuy;2033177](1) a hot 24-year-old counter employee at the pharmacist. I just got to know her over a year or so, heard her stories and genuinely listened. We still see each other occasionally. I can almost always expect a call from her around her child's birthday and Christmas.
(2) my physician's nurse. They don't make much money. She's a single mom and has as much to lose by letting me "help her from time-to-time" as I do.
(3) Waffle House. It's a lot like a strip club, I think. Dress well, tip handsomely (which is much cheaper at the Waffle House) and be courteous. The third shift is best because that's where the new employees usually start. They are the ones most easily "helped," especially if you happen to be there when they get off at 6 am.
Unlike the Doc, I've never "helped" a needy lawyer. Sounds pretty fun. I don't go to the clubs or watering holes, so I have to make do where I eat and have my prostate examined, I suppose.[/QUOTE]LOL, just funnin ya. Glad to see somebody else knows how to get a real UTR... I just tried an experiment trying to hand off some reasonable $ ones as requested. Attempt failed miserably. Ones I told didn't want to put the effort into what it takes to get a real UTR. Should stay with BP where just a phone call does it.
Here's to you getting a lawyer! Screwing a lawyer as opposed to the other way around adds some entertainment value.LOL. My favorite UTR was the police woman though. Added amusement committing a crime with lady LEO UTR.. lol I obviously have a bent sense of humor dont'cha think ...