Desiree DeBary 386-500-xxx3
Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.
