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[QUOTE=DamaZ65;4133285]I have been visiting Ronnie for well over a year now. Its normally a lunch break treat thing for me. I used to enjoy her very much. Enough to always leave more than she charges. But I know what to expect when I give her a ring. Usually it's her just chatting me up about some sort of current event. Which is totally fine. However, this time was completely different.

I show up at my normal time like always. She greets me with a hug and we exchange pleasantries. Immediately afterwards, she ask me if I know about these FEMA concentration camps. In which I reply that I don't. I assumed she asked me this because of my profession. And I usually try and converse with her about whatever it is that's on her mind for that day. She's a nice lady. But can of worms opened! It goes from that to Jesse The Body Ventura and how he exposed his homeland security was killing people and how they are hiding bodies in abandoned walmarts around the world and how the Walmarts are surrounded by barbed wire fence and that there are thousands of plastic coffins full of bodies in them. And how there was a granite stone found in the state of Georgia recently and it had the new 10 commandments on it starting that the world is over populated and that the government is planning more fake terrorist attacks to trim the numbers. But wait! There's more! The movie Back to the Future predicted 9/11. Something about upside down clocks and Marty Mcfly's TV. This was the first 15 minutes of standing in her kitchen.

I tried giving her signs that I was ready for the massage to begin. I took off my jacket, placed the money on the kitchen counter, I even asked if I could jump in the shower before we started. Nope! She's not done. There's volcanoes erupting in Hawaii right now. Thousands of people dying and it nowhere on the news. Why? Why are they taking everyone guns? Am I afraid they are going to turn off my power and I'm going to have to eat someone in order to survive?

I got there a little bit before 11:30 and it's now noon. I'm over it and over her. I told her I had to leave that my time was up. In which she just responds "ok". So I grabbed my stuff, money included and walked 2 ft to the door from the kitchen I never left. I will no longer being seeing Ronnie. Maybe I caught her on an off day or whatever shit she was on was stronger than usual. But in my opinion, that kind of paranoia can be dangerous and its dangerous enough seeing these ladies as it is.[/QUOTE]One time I told her, hey I'm really just in top the music and experience today. She got the hint. I like her a lot.

I'm definitely in the mood for some Asian lately. Since there none to be found on STG, can anybody suggest a good place / girl that offers extras in brevard? Prefer Central or North areas, but will drive if necessary.

Thanks in advance!!

[QUOTE=Bkw4287;4139808]I'm definitely in the mood for some Asian lately. Since there none to be found on STG, can anybody suggest a good place / girl that offers extras in brevard? Prefer Central or North areas, but will drive if necessary.

Thanks in advance!![/QUOTE]Sounds like you need to look at the Orlando thread. Plenty of good reading over there.

Wow, I feel short changed. I saw Ronnie awhile back and only got the neighborhood gossip. This makes me want to go back to hear more about these conspiracy theories.

[QUOTE=DamaZ65;4133285]I have been visiting Ronnie for well over a year now. Its normally a lunch break treat thing for me. I used to enjoy her very much. Enough to always leave more than she charges. But I know what to expect when I give her a ring. Usually it's her just chatting me up about some sort of current event. Which is totally fine. However, this time was completely different.

I show up at my normal time like always. She greets me with a hug and we exchange pleasantries. Immediately afterwards, she ask me if I know about these FEMA concentration camps. In which I reply that I don't. I assumed she asked me this because of my profession. And I usually try and converse with her about whatever it is that's on her mind for that day. She's a nice lady. But can of worms opened! It goes from that to Jesse The Body Ventura and how he exposed his homeland security was killing people and how they are hiding bodies in abandoned walmarts around the world and how the Walmarts are surrounded by barbed wire fence and that there are thousands of plastic coffins full of bodies in them. And how there was a granite stone found in the state of Georgia recently and it had the new 10 commandments on it starting that the world is over populated and that the government is planning more fake terrorist attacks to trim the numbers. But wait! There's more! The movie Back to the Future predicted 9/11. Something about upside down clocks and Marty Mcfly's TV. This was the first 15 minutes of standing in her kitchen.

I tried giving her signs that I was ready for the massage to begin. I took off my jacket, placed the money on the kitchen counter, I even asked if I could jump in the shower before we started. Nope! She's not done. There's volcanoes erupting in Hawaii right now. Thousands of people dying and it nowhere on the news. Why? Why are they taking everyone guns? Am I afraid they are going to turn off my power and I'm going to have to eat someone in order to survive?

I got there a little bit before 11:30 and it's now noon. I'm over it and over her. I told her I had to leave that my time was up. In which she just responds "ok". So I grabbed my stuff, money included and walked 2 ft to the door from the kitchen I never left. I will no longer being seeing Ronnie. Maybe I caught her on an off day or whatever shit she was on was stronger than usual. But in my opinion, that kind of paranoia can be dangerous and its dangerous enough seeing these ladies as it is.[/QUOTE]

You might as well drive to Orlando. I haven't found anything that can compare to either BO or GG (orlando) over here in brevard.

[QUOTE=JPerez0909;4140333]Wow, I feel short changed. I saw Ronnie awhile back and only got the neighborhood gossip. This makes me want to go back to hear more about these conspiracy theories.[/QUOTE]I saw Ronnie Tuesday. No conspiracy theories. Just her normal line of banter. OK massage and explosive orgasms.

[QUOTE=Otto22;4141309]I saw Ronnie Tuesday. No conspiracy theories. Just her normal line of banter. OK massage and explosive orgasms.[/QUOTE]Someone needs to get a pic of this clit I keep reading about!

[QUOTE=BoredFlGuy;4141731]Someone needs to get a pic of this clit I keep reading about![/QUOTE]You need to see it up close in person it is a view.

[QUOTE=WhydouCare;4141801]You need to see it up close in person it is a view.[/QUOTE]That's a good point, someone should take a picture of it. LOL.

[QUOTE=Jack1960;4141907]That's a good point, someone should take a picture of it. LOL.[/QUOTE]If it's THAT BIG, they should make sure and use a wide angle lens. LOL.

[QUOTE=ScottyM3;4142944]If it's THAT BIG, they should make sure and use a wide angle lens. LOL.[/QUOTE]Lee O'Malley down in north Palm Beach has a monster. At least 2" looks like a small pecker coming at you. Indy girl.

[QUOTE=ScottyM3;4142944]If it's THAT BIG, they should make sure and use a wide angle lens. LOL.[/QUOTE]I am a fairly regular client of Ronnie and I have seen and experienced her clit. It is evident but no where near 1" long, even when most excited. I would not take a wide angle camera to capture it in full. The thing about Ronnie, however, is how hard she cums. It is explosive!

[QUOTE=Cerberus69;4140858]You might as well drive to Orlando. I haven't found anything that can compare to either BO or GG (orlando) over here in brevard.[/QUOTE]There is actually LOL I been to BO and GG and there is also three more that is really good.

I have to say though if you go to Orlando avoid 88 massage on kirkman near I-4.

I went there and when I left as I was walking across the parking lot I felt something under my shirt and I pulled it off and looked and it was a bedbug. Man I'm lucky I didn't get in my car.

I went back in and raised hell and they let me shake my clothes out.

That would have been a disaster.

[QUOTE=ScottyM3;4142944]If it's THAT BIG, they should make sure and use a wide angle lens. LOL.[/QUOTE]Reading the comments got me curious, I've seen a few girl's above avg "man in the boat" but went googling some pics. Too many amazing ones to share, some scary ones too! But some of us may remember Wrestling Star China and her thumb sized clit.

To me its a matter of Perspective and it is 1", take it from a guy with a 12" cock. Or is that a matter of perspective as well or delusions of grandeur? LOL.

[QUOTE=Otto22;4143090]I am a fairly regular client of Ronnie and I have seen and experienced her clit. It is evident but no where near 1" long, even when most excited. I would not take a wide angle camera to capture it in full. The thing about Ronnie, however, is how hard she cums. It is explosive![/QUOTE]