Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by AOL Monday looking for Samantha. She was not there. Not sure if she still works there or not.

Since is was there I gave them 65 for an hour massage and table shower with Sasha. A latina that spoke clear english and spanish.

Nothing extra special in the shower but she really scubbed my body. On the flip she covered my special area.

The massage was ok. I stayed uncovered on the flip and she starts asking if I'm a cop. The massage continued and she quoted the options at 50 hr, 50 topless, 50 bottomless. What is the point of bottomless unless there is full service so she said 130 and I could touch. Took the hr and topless. Nice small B breasts.

Due to the economy I can't afford to tip. Plus she upset me with the whole cop bs on the flip and again when talking about the options. She has been there for 2 years she says. I don't know why they play the game. If I was a cop does she think I would tell her? Next time these indoor SW's ask if I'm cop I should answer them yes and see what they do and say.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]I haven't been there, but Google shows 232 tenants in this building.


If you feel like a prankster, tell the doorman you want to go to #1700, the "Association of Retarded Citizens‎"

Limp, and say you are going to #210, "Accelerated Rehabilitation Center‎

Need a lawyer? #2700, "Law Offices of Konstantine Sparagis P.C.‎ -

Fake a European accent? #2500, the Hungarian Consulate.

I shouldn't be that hard to get past this guy.

If you need an address on the 21st floor, tell him you are going to Alien Travel Services at #2102.

Again, I have not used any of these names before and I don't guarantee that they will work. But that would be my strategy in case I would try to get past the doorman.[/QUOTE]

What time of the day does this happen. I go at noon - sign in that i am going to mercy or summer and use a phony name. Never had any trouble with the doorman at noon

The Doorman's job is to keep the building safe from middle aged guys. As everyone knows, we were the ones who flew the planes into the World Trade Center buildings. Clandesitne government agencies are also located in this building. He is keeping these agencies safe from the American public.

Seriously, any large building down town that has floor doormen/security asks similar questions. Many ask for ID's. However, few actually scrutinize the ID. As far as I know, there is no illegal activity taking place at the office that I visit. I have nothing to fear nor hide when I visit this building or any other building.

So after reading all the recent reports on this place I had to check it out for myself. Went in the middle of the day, 2 girls working as far as I could tell. I got Coco, younger spinner type, couldn't have been more that 98 lbs. Opted for the half and got a pretty decent massage. The finish was ok, kinda hurried. All in all I would repeat.

Coco

Looks: 8

Tude: 8

Finish: 6

I stopped at Yin recently. It was .6 at the door, and was I met by Liz, a young & attractive Latina, who provided standard TS in a small space. Sandra was going through "training" and watched TS, so no funny biz.

Massage was mostly done by Liz and felt good, with the right amount of pressure. Sandra joined in, giving me a four-hand experience for a while before Liz had to leave. I negotiated the finish down to .4 with Liz, but this task was handed off to Sandra for completion, without supervision.

They offered a sauna/shower also, but I declined. This is a cozy, clean place and I would go back. There is some kind of political office just a few doors down which would seem to imply an endorsement, in my own narrow view.

[QUOTE=Slim]John - do you know someone that has gotten herpes from an asian provider or are you just talking out of your ass? Do you really think you have less of a chance of getting herpes at an EMP?[/QUOTE]

I really think that if you have sex with a prostitute your chances for getting an STD go through the roof, no matter what the race of the provider. If I go to any MP and get a handy the chances are slim to none that I will leave with an uncomfortable itchy burn. I'm not out here saying that you *will* get burned at an asian apartment, just that you have to be careful where you put your little monger. For me its not worth any price, so I stick with MPs and worry less about the BS you risk with FS and focus on the happy you get with HE.

Also, I got beat up a little bit by a couple of guys on this board for going out there, trying something new, and giving a solid report. Y'all go back and read my other posts and you will find that most all of them give info and few ask for info. In my book that makes me a valuable contributor to our sordid little community. If you see it differently, then to quote that great sage The Dude, "that's just like your opinion, man." And these are mine. I play the game by my rules, you play by yours. the wheels keep turning and everyone is happy. I hope. There is no getting around the fact that we involve ourselves in a very shady enterprise so a debate over who does it *right* and who does it *wrong* is kind of nowhere.

Jeez.

I just want to go to a crappy storefront on my day off, have a pretty girl wash me, rub me down, give lil JC a thump, and send me off with a bottle of water squinting in the noonday sun. Is that too much to ask for without someone telling me I'm doing it wrong?

Have fun out there fellas. its gonna be a good spring!

JMFC

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]I really think that if you have sex with a prostitute your chances for getting an STD go through the roof, no matter what the race of the provider. If I go to any MP and get a handy the chances are slim to none that I will leave with an uncomfortable itchy burn. I'm not out here saying that you *will* get burned at an asian apartment, just that you have to be careful where you put your little monger. For me its not worth any price, so I stick with MPs and worry less about the BS you risk with FS and focus on the happy you get with HE.

Also, I got beat up a little bit by a couple of guys on this board for going out there, trying something new, and giving a solid report. Y'all go back and read my other posts and you will find that most all of them give info and few ask for info. In my book that makes me a valuable contributor to our sordid little community. If you see it differently, then to quote that great sage The Dude, "that's just like your opinion, man." And these are mine. I play the game by my rules, you play by yours. the wheels keep turning and everyone is happy. I hope. There is no getting around the fact that we involve ourselves in a very shady enterprise so a debate over who does it *right* and who does it *wrong* is kind of nowhere.

Jeez.

I just want to go to a crappy storefront on my day off, have a pretty girl wash me, rub me down, give lil JC a thump, and send me off with a bottle of water squinting in the noonday sun. Is that too much to ask for without someone telling me I'm doing it wrong?

Have fun out there fellas. its gonna be a good spring!

JMFC[/QUOTE]

No one questions the contributions you make to this board, or at least they shouldn't. IMO, the purpose of this board is for mongers to have the opportunity to find out which places are good, which aren't, and how much money should be spent at these places.

I used to drop .6 for a HR at my MPs, too. This board has shown me that that's too much. I've dropped more at other places, and I've learned the error of my ways. These girls are trying to get as much money as they can out of us. I'm just asking you to try and hold the line. I know that's not always possible, and if she's hot, it's REALLY difficult. I'm glad you didn't succumb to the extra .6 for topless, because you can get FS for that.

As far as FS goes, if it's not your cup of tea, that's fine. But for some, it is. I prefer MPs, but I've gone to Asian apartments, as well. Your point on STDs is valid, but sometimes I want FS. It's no different than using an escort. The asian apartments are great because there's no upselling (a HUGE plus), the girls are young (unlike most AMPs, unfortunately), attractive (at least in my experience) and clean as well (as far as I could tell). My only criticism of your post here is that you're knocking something you've never tried.

I apologize to you and Dynomutt for criticizing you. It just seemed like you were paying close to Asian apartment rates for far less than FS. I want everybody to try and keep costs down so we can all have a great time for less $. With Asian apartments at $.6, I think anything more than $.2 total at a MP is too much. The 50/50/50 quotes at LMPs is way out of line.

Was parusing CL and found an ad for a massage with an ebony massuse called Dakota. Called number and was quoted a half at .6. Feeling adventurous I decided to give it a shot.

I was directed to a discreet location on the northeast side of the city. There, I was greeted by an attractive petite girl with a firm body. I promptly undressed and was given an average massage. On the flip, I was immediately introduced to the Russian front which ended with a most satisfying and unexpected cbj.

It was a most memorable experience.

Archer and Francisco. Two calls got me in the door. Paid .40 for an okay massage. 1.00 for nude cbj, with hands allowed to roam as I pleased . Nothing further offered. Nice looking, very polite, clean and safe.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Yep, that guy's like a rabid dog, I don't know what his problem is. Probably couldn't make it into the academy.[/QUOTE]Makes him feel important, too.

[QUOTE=F Blaster] I want everybody to try and keep costs down so we can all have a great time for less $. With Asian apartments at $. 6, I think anything more than $. 2 total at a MP is too much. The 50/50/50 quotes at LMPs is way out of line. [/QUOTE]I am so sick and tired of the whining about what other guys pay. If you can't afford to play stay home. Seriously.

We all pay what it is worth to us. The providers accept what it is worth to them. If every monger in Chicago started offering $20 for HE, it would not lower the price, it would lower the options.

If a guy wants to pay some girl $1000 to sniff her panties. And he has the grand, I say more power to him.

A hun for a blow job? Jesus fucking christ, no wonder the girls expect so much on the few occasions I get out. You shouldn't pay that much for full service, much less a hummer.

Today I was able to cash in on my 10 massages for 1 free one at a place near millenium park. Had a woman who has a tight little body and let me play with her boobage upon release. Her name starts with an M and sounds like a month that is coming up very soon. She has great technique and accepts small tips willingly.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]Please share with the board where you can get FS from a european girl for 1.65. We would all love to know.Even at Lisunias you pay .9 for JUST THE VIP MASSAGE that doesn't include anything else. You know as well as I do that YMMV in these places. Go get a better deal then share it with us. Reread my post and you will see that the total of what I paid was 1.05. no go haggle with ratty middle aged chinese women or get herpes from an asian provider that charges 1.60 and then tell me it was worth it. or get off my back and do your thing and I'll do mine.

have fun out there,but be careful. there are a bunch of savages!

JMFC[/QUOTE]I got full service from a place called alice, in chinatown, for 80 bucks including the door fee. I think the chick liked my balls. No joke. They are women after all and they get horny. You can get full serivce on the cheap if the timing is right. Forget the commas and sentence structure. The point of my post is everything in life comes down to timing. The other day I paid over 1 bill for fricking HS! But a week before that I paid. 9 for full serivce. It all depends on the day of the week, my friend. Oh, and location obviously. Chinatown is a keeper!

Here's my opinion. If you saw a gorgeous hooker on the street (as if that would ever happen in this town anymore), and I mean GORGEOUS, what would you say if she asked for $ for a cbj or even bbbj?

I'd tell her that she was out of her mind, that that was WAY too much for just head. Yet everyone seems ready to spend that much for a hummer at a MP. When you think about it, .4 is a lot to spend for a simple handjob. It's all a matter of perspective.

We all need to keep our composure. I know I've overpaid lots of times. It's difficult, but these girls need my cash more than I need to get my rocks off. At least most of the time.