Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2927041]First, HornyMale2016, if I have misjudged you, I hope you can see I am pointing out evidence instead of making unreasonable accusations. More importantly, I earnestly apologize to you.

Earlier today, I started to think HornyMale2016 was a shill. Now, after writing this out, my Spidey-Shill-Sense is going off like crazy (while allowing there's a small chance this is a legit poster; see below):

- I received an unsolicited PM from HornyMale2016 yesterday recommending the Hillside BBW provider; the PM included prices, as well as "addon services" with the itemized upcharges. I thought it was useful information and thanked the user for it, as well as asking for detail on her age. The reply about age was somewhat inconclusive, potentially allowing deniability.

- I noticed that HornyMale2016 posted again on the Chicago / Craigslist board today, which led me to think this user seems to have posted about this provider an awful lot.

- I did a search on HornyMale2016's posts. Out of 14 total posts, 11 were on the Hillside provider, 1 was banter, 1 was info on retrieving expired CLs ads (and obliquely mentioned this woman again), and 1 was a request for a referral for a disabled friend. Specifically, this user has no posts reviewing or mentioning other providers and the user's first post was to review this provider.

- There were some other posts that recommended the provider; most were from low post count regular members, one was from a regular member with about 53 posts, but to be fair a couple were from seniors.

- While looking through posts, I found Cubs16 spotted this trend as well; I might be crazy, but if so I have company and at least one other person is crazy too.

- Per HornyMale2016, the provider doesn't want to advertise on Craigslist because her ads get flagged fast (not necessarily a bad sign in and of itself), but instead (by HornyMale2016's own posts) is relying on one (relatively junior) user to promote her on this website.

- HornyMale2016 provides updates, schedule information, and justifies the provider's unavailability.

- HornyMale2016's first post says in part the provider "Only takes appointments by referrals to make sure client is safe as well as her. " The explanation about clients being safe seems more provider-like than monger-like.

- The username HornyMale2016 seems too "on the nose" and as my anecdotal memory recalls other shills have used names with the same feel, but to be fair there are some legitimate users who have usernames in the same vein.

I'm not automatically saying "shill", because it's possible that this is HornyMale2016's first experience with a good provider, or possibly any provider. Perhaps she's a real diamond in the rough and HornyMale2016 wants to make sure she has clients, stays in the business, etc. Anyone can look over my post history and see how I was -- not "still am", really! -- obviously in lust with Yumi from Logan Square Tantras; this could be the same sort of thing*.

HornyMale2016's latest post says in part, "She had me email some seniors from forum and some have came. Maybe they can put a review on here so the others know she is legit and her skills are undeniable". If some recognized, reliable seniors can vouch for this provider, that would be great. Otherwise, I'd like to see this user moved to the "Chicago / Escort Classified Ads. Posted By Escorts. No Reviews or Commentary" board.

[I]* By the way, has anyone heard from Yumi lately? I know it's been four years but I think we honestly had a real connection, I'm sure of it, I'm absolutely positive she never made any other client feel like he was the center of her universe. Oh God, she's gone from the business for good, right? No, it's only four years, there's still an infinitesimal hope she'll make contact and run away with me. I know it! It's true![/I][/QUOTE]I'm going to go and get my pecker taken care of on Thursday. Lets all talk about getting our peckers serviced right?

My. 02.

Ignore the shills.

If he's her or not who cares. She's a legit provider see her or pass it's that simple. Maybe he gets referral bonus in form of free massages?

[QUOTE=Acls15;2927230]If he's her or not who cares. She's a legit provider see her or pass it's that simple. Maybe he gets referral bonus in form of free massages?[/QUOTE]I just asked her. It's not her.

[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2927041]First, HornyMale2016, if I have misjudged you, I hope you can see I am pointing out evidence instead of making unreasonable accusations. More importantly, I earnestly apologize to you.

If some recognized, reliable seniors can vouch for this provider, that would be great.
[/QUOTE]HornyMale2016 is trying to help a provider out by helping us out. That is all there is to it. I had a session with her a few weeks back and I echo everything Ron says below. Legit bbw provider, no drama, very nice person and wants you to be satisfied. A low entry price for basic services which are good by themselves with reasonable up charge for an upgraded service. When I visited her, she spent close to two hours with me for the same basic price. Do visit her.

[QUOTE=ElGoloso;2925434]It's not the find friends, it's on the search. The very top where it allows you to search for anything.[/QUOTE]Hmm. That is what I did and it is not pulling up anything. Can you please PM the link to her FB page? Thanks.

When you input her location on your GPS it may take you a few houses away from her location. (my GPS did this) Not to worry. She'll go outside her front door and wave you in. Don't go to the house directly next to your car where your GPS tells you. A client (not sure if he's a board member) had knocked on the door directly next to his car which was the wrong location. A resident answered the door and the client asked if this was the house of the Hillside Massage Lady. The resident told him no and to leave. Let's not attract neighborhood attention on the Hillside Massage Lady. Text / Call her and wait outside of your car and watch when she waves at you.

HornyMale2016, I apologize for accusing you of being a shill. Instead, I'll thank you for spreading the word about a good provider.

[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2928880]HornyMale2016, I apologize for accusing you of being a shill. Instead, I'll thank you for spreading the word about a good provider.[/QUOTE]Now it's your turn to have fun. Go to see her.

[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2928880]HornyMale2016, I apologize for accusing you of being a shill. Instead, I'll thank you for spreading the word about a good provider.[/QUOTE]Thank you, I just told JoAnn earlier that I couldn't promote her anymore cause of the drama it was creating so she went back to Craigslist tonight. I'll let her know she can get off there. I told her what you said to create an account on here but she said she didn't have time she was getting quite a lot of business from the forum and said she has seen at least 30 from here alone and don't know why they all won't put a review in as she asks, some are regulars. Glad this is cleared up. I only post about her cause I am one of her regulars and I have certain needs others aren't willing to do for me. Eddy.

[QUOTE=HornyMale2016;2926874]She took a week off cause her son came home from college. She is ready to take clients again. She had me email some seniors from forum and some have came. Maybe they can put a review on here so the others know she is legit and her skills are undeniable.

Anyone want info pm message me. She is ususally avail noon to midnight every day, sometimes later. Eddy.[/QUOTE]She's looking for new friends to see her. PM HornyMale2016 for her info.

Those that have seen her see her soon.

Was browsing CL and spotted this ad. Rather entertaining to read -- but I'm not willing to TOFTT.

Perhaps some of you encountered her in the previous occupations she describes.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/w4m/5605014550.html[/URL]

I've copied the text below (for your reading pleasure) in case the ad comes down.

[quote]Crazy Controlling Girlfriend (W4 M, age 22).

I'll start off by telling you the worst things about me so you don't waste your time reading. I'm bipolar as fuck. I'm supposed to be on two meds, a mood stabilizer and an antidepressant, but they kind of make me zombie like so I always stop taking them. I guess I'm looking for someone who likes crazy ass bitches (LOL). I mean I know they are out there because everyone I've dated doesn't want to leave me once I break up with them. They didn't want to leave me even though I would go into a rage for no reason and hurt them with anything I could find neat by whether it be a frying pan, knife or remote. I mean I wasn't always crazy, I can definitely be super sweet and cute, but when I'm sad or mad I make it so everyone else feels the same. They had to go back to a basic flip phone, the only contact in there phone could be mine and their parents. They didn't have a Facebook or any social media. If they left the house, they left with me. They all would let me mark them, pretty much like brand them so I knew they loved me. One got a tattoo and the others let me cut them with a switchblade or razor. You would have to be willing as well. At first I'm an angel, but I guess after a few months I'm a crazy * monster.

I want someone who would do anything for me. I like the kind of guys who are only nice to me, fuck everyone else. Hold the door open for me and let it slam in the next person's face. I say I like a ring you either buy it for me or steal it.

I just quit my job as a professional dominatrix. I quit my job every three months. I have been a professional dominatrix three times, a pizza delivery driver, a shot girl at a strip club, a driver for an escort, a dental assistant and a blueprint editor. I'm 22 and want to not work anymore. I want you to provide for me. I also am a bit obsessed with cosmetic surgery so you have to be able to support me both mentally and financially with that.

Send me a picture of you and tell me what you think you can handle and a little bit about you. If you want we can go out to eat for our first date. I like steak. Yummies. 😇 I'm not really shallow and I don't like people who are. I've never been called ugly in my life and I've worked at strip clubs and dungeons where people can be assholes. LOL.

Oh, and I guess I should share what I like to do besides be crazy. LOL. I LOVE offroading, kayaking, paragliding, camping, amusement parks, hiking, pretty much anything outside. But most of the time I'll probably be a cranky little baby until I get all my surgeries I want. So yeah.[/quote]

Clean out inbox can't respond it's full.

[QUOTE=RandomLetters;2929606]Was browsing CL and spotted this ad. Rather entertaining to read -- but I'm not willing to TOFTT.

Perhaps some of you encountered her in the previous occupations she describes.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/w4m/5605014550.html[/URL]

I've copied the text below (for your reading pleasure) in case the ad comes down.[/QUOTE]Well, at least she is not guilty of being in denial. Most bipolars are.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Its nice to meet women off CL and become friends. I have a few who will email me to meet. Sometimes its sex or just a BJ. Its never going to be a relationship but its still fun. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RandomLetters;2929606]Was browsing CL and spotted this ad. Rather entertaining to read -- but I'm not willing to TOFTT.

Perhaps some of you encountered her in the previous occupations she describes.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/w4m/5605014550.html[/URL]

I've copied the text below (for your reading pleasure) in case the ad comes down.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't be willing to take one for the team, and by take one I mean a knife in the ribs. Which is exactly what this chick almost promises she'll do. Sounds like The Rollercoaster (to Hell). But you just know someone will answer her ad.