Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1581149]Nothing worthwhile to report cas.[/QUOTE]In pearl city and having fun. Should drink here more often

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1581121]Good one! I never noticed; too busy staring at her legs and boobs. Danbi still has that doggy smell after all this time, so if you smelt it that's her.[/QUOTE]She smelled like strawberries when I had her. She had some scented spray that she kept spritzing on herself whenever she'd go to the bar.

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod; 1580375]Began by signing me the Gangnam song, then ended up giving me a lap dance to it later on, before some really awkward CFS, the back booth, slip-off-your-thong-and-grind-me kind. Total damage: $.8.

The shy ones are sweet and easy, I find, Sloppy BBBJ in the back for $.6. And there weren't any napkins around, so yes, she did.

I feel like I'm breaking a rule by dispensing information outside of an FM. The trick was to listen to them both. Ask about their lives, their past, what they think of Hawaii, what they like to do. Don't act interested in them; be interested in them. If you can't be interested in the girl you're with, you might as well move on because you'll likely get nothing or end up in LVBland. Also, second-shift or third-shift, if can. Went in around 1 a. M, when they were about to close and pretty empty. Middle of the week, too, which helped. Neither girl was drunk, but they were looking to close out the night on a high note and with not much time to spare.[/QUOTE]Been out of commission for awhile but now ready for some recon. This report has inspired me. Excellent, Excellent, Excellent! Concise, Precise, Informative. Normally, I don't like to comment without giving solid recon info, however, I could not resist. Your report should be the template for all in my humble opinion. I owe you. So, the only good recon is fresh recon, time to roll.

Ss

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1581158]She smelled like strawberries when I had her. She had some scented spray that she kept spritzing on herself whenever she'd go to the bar.[/QUOTE]Thanks to you bro. Lol. MM, I think Lumps guys in Town. SS, good luck bro. B E, you out with them? Did Danbi come work? Anybody got action yet?

Weirdest thing I've ever seen in a bar, bar none. Walked in to D'Amour, tonight, to see who was there. Actually, looking for some drunken anger fucking to ease the drama llama that's creeped up on the AMP threads. Five seconds after walking in, a guy storms out, crying, with a provider trailing behind him. When theguy gets near the door, he turns around and screams,"I wanted it like Kermit! I wanted you to do it like Kermit!" He then runs off crying, leaving the girl looking dazed and confused. I decided to go to Barnes and Noble to read, where I'll be safe from crazy folks and muppets.

[QUOTE=LemonDrops;1580718]First time there and like the tinted mirror in the men's room. It was dead. Try to talk to this 40 years old lady, Donna, but she just look at me as I'm a shy guy and got scared so walk away. I'm not good in talking to people so call it a Night.[/QUOTE]Maybe you should have gone Splash with Dudleyboys last night, LOL.

Not so much according to original story, but, had a fun time in the "west side"! A few familiar faces but couldn't place name & face, maybe me because I'm a little "fried". Pretty decent food but wasn't my usual HULK self because tbis fkn vog is unreal! So had 2 leave & meet a pal in kalihi, WOW! IDK hername cause I forgot she has that nihongo / korean look! Fkn hot! I was w / a jenny, nice big ass which I was molesting like a catholic pedophile priest! Fck you christian bastards! Don't mind me cause I'm "born again". ATHIEST! FYI! Nice big azz. That's all igot to say about that!

Coming in from off island and looking to hang out with some KB vets and showing me the ropes. Been to several KB in HNl last year, mostly hung at Tomorrow, before it was to tomorrow.

Let them know if you mind.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1581185]Thanks to you bro. Lol. MM, I think Lumps guys in Town. SS, good luck bro. B E, you out with them? Did Danbi come work? Anybody got action yet?[/QUOTE]Boys or Men's, for god sake! Please for the love of God! If you going [blue][Text in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING Deleted by Admin][/blue]! Someone never cut there's last night. LOL!

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Seen Danbi and Nicole last night. They were working in tandem with some customers. Group of guys came in and went straight to the room. Yuka fun as usual. Checked out the "new" Twilight, the renovations made the place look plain and boring, girls nothing to write home about. Our FM captain of the night said they seem to be from Splash. Had a Business vibe to it, meaning a ROBBY atmosphere.

Tip from BE, get a manicure and anal bleaching. Come FM you'll find out why.

[QUOTE=Kitie Carson; 1581252]Coming in from off island and looking to hang out with some KB vets and showing me the ropes. Been to several KB in HNl last year, mostly hung at Tomorrow, before it was to tomorrow.

Let them know if you mind.[/QUOTE]You PM WraithOfGod to see if he wouldn't mind being tour guide. Just know its good form to buy him some beers if so. I would go with you but I being a good boy tonight, most likely, LOL. Eh, Fuj, I know you went last night, where your report?

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1581197]Weirdest thing I've ever seen in a bar, bar none. Walked in to D'Amour, tonight, to see who was there. Actually, looking for some drunken anger fucking to ease the drama llama that's creeped up on the AMP threads. Five seconds after walking in, a guy storms out, crying, with a provider trailing behind him. When theguy gets near the door, he turns around and screams,"I wanted it like Kermit! I wanted you to do it like Kermit!" He then runs off crying, leaving the girl looking dazed and confused. I decided to go to Barnes and Noble to read, where I'll be safe from crazy folks and muppets.[/QUOTE]Brah that's so fkn hilarious! Now that sound like "Super Saiyan" LVB! Stoopid LVB's. LOL!

I'll be out tonight, probably around 8 pm PM me if anyone wants to rock out. Haven't met most of you guys, but I'm down for anything. I'll be post-MF, though, and all about the beeru, rather than the play.

[QUOTE=Lumpia808; 1581461]Seen Danbi and Nicole last night. They were working in tandem with some customers. Group of guys came in and went straight to the room. Yuka fun as usual. Checked out the "new" Twilight, the renovations made the place look plain and boring, girls nothing to write home about. Our FM captain of the night said they seem to be from Splash. Had a Business vibe to it, meaning a ROBBY atmosphere.

Tip from BE, get a manicure and anal bleaching. Come FM you'll find out why.[/QUOTE]How did the subject of anal bleaching come up last night? I thought you was joking. So I googled it and it's for real. For those interested, someone said a salon at McCully shopping center does it. Lumps, don't let them over bleach, your anal region might turn out like too white like MJ. And why do guys have to cut their nails, seen lots of videos where girls have long nails doing each other?

[QUOTE=Stay True;1580332]Bar full of pretty new faces, come check them out![/QUOTE]Went damour but all the girls sitting in the booth playing with their phones, you should make the girls walk around and introduce themselves.

Also on South King Street leeward side of McCully. Must have stepped in that location for a beer or two ten or fifteen years ago. Not sure if it is a hostess bar. Do not remember seeing any hostess that one time but remember woman bartender must have been Korean.

[QUOTE=Ocolumbo;1581687]Also on South King Street leeward side of McCully. Must have stepped in that location for a beer or two ten or fifteen years ago. Not sure if it is a hostess bar. Do not remember seeing any hostess that one time but remember woman bartender must have been Korean.[/QUOTE]This is a Japanese Hostess Bar. Well, currently it is.

[QUOTE=Wangn;1581517]Brah that's so fkn hilarious! Now that sound like "Super Saiyan" LVB! Stoopid LVB's. LOL![/QUOTE]Would be great if I'ts on youtube!

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1581768]Well probably be out, going to meet with the day FM guys then hang out a little afterwards.[/QUOTE]Cool. It'd be good to meet some new folks. I'll be the skinny haole in the black Hawaiian shirt. Probably out with my shy-as-a-mouse mongering buddy. Your PMs are full, by the way. Just had to clear mine. I need to do a better job of keeping on top of that.

[QUOTE=Fuck U; 1581394]Boys or Men's, for god sake! Please for the love of God! If you going [blue][Text in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING Deleted by Admin][/blue]! Someone never cut there's last night. LOL!

[u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was redacted or deleted because it was written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u]. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks! [/i][/blue][/QUOTE]I am very, very, curious what this entire post originally said. Anyone?

[QUOTE=Secret Agent; 1581795]I am very, very, curious what this en.

Tire post originally said. Anyone?[/QUOTE]However, you need to come FM if you like know. Just found out now, I stay Casino with DFM guys.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1581699]This is a Japanese Hostess Bar. Well, currently it is.[/QUOTE]We are now discussing FM plans at the bar and agenda. We going have FM games. One part is about loser got to sing KaraUki. You don't have a choice, you goung be thefe. Next FM, Fuj volunteered to be FM Captain.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1581807]However, you need to come FM if you like know. Just found out now, I stay Casino with DFM guys.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the invite Oldee, but I got to work this whole weekend.

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1581522]I'll be out tonight, probably around 8 pm PM me if anyone wants to rock out. Haven't met most of you guys, but I'm down for anything. I'll be post-MF, though, and all about the beeru, rather than the play.[/QUOTE]Dude if you wana hangout tonight, I finish work at 9. Pm me if you want to hangout.

Didn't I teach you to be prepared when you fiv a girl? I even told her to take care you if she see you. You need more sukebe lessons!

UH game junk, but DFM good fun. B E being B E and trying to irk me as usual. Kapa entertaining his friend. Fuj preparing himself for tonight by drinking G tea.

[QUOTE=Stay True;1580332]Bar full of pretty new faces, come check them out![/QUOTE]Old to me new to you! Hey FM'ers, Lurkers, LVBz check out D'Amore get Brand Used Goodwill girlies! Free bump for you ST!

Where is everyone?

[QUOTE=Vapor909;1581912]Where is everyone?[/QUOTE]Jetz and I are at splash

[QUOTE=Vapor909;1581912]Where is everyone?[/QUOTE]I know you and MM making hanky panky PC. Lumps guys probably waiting for you. Oldee and Kapa good boys today and went home already. B E can have more fun now, LOL. Fuj will be out soon after his beauty rest.

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1581914]Jetz and I are at splash[/QUOTE]But couldn't because of somebody. Tell the bartender you hungry and say Oldee your Dad.

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1581522]I'll be out tonight, probably around 8 pm PM me if anyone wants to rock out. Haven't met most of you guys, but I'm down for anything. I'll be post-MF, though, and all about the beeru, rather than the play.[/QUOTE]Wraith your inbox is full, but yeah your plan soundsb good at 9

LVB's calling their "GF's" warning them about the tsunami. I over hearing choke bg's convos on their phones.

Are people still going out town tonight despite the tsunami warning?

Already at the bar so no worries for us FM guys.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1581917]I know you and MM making hanky panky PC. Lumps guys probably waiting for you. Oldee and Kapa good boys today and went home already. B E can have more fun now, LOL. Fuj will be out soon after his beauty rest.[/QUOTE]Haha yup was with MM in PC but we were looking to go somewhere else. Then had tsunami warning and I had to go.

Sorry Jump and Jehutz. Next time.

On a good note drove through downtown and loaded with chics in sexy outfits!

So whats the scene looking like? Super dead? No girls?

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1581990]Already at the bar so no worries for us FM guys.[/QUOTE]KBGs more dangerous than tsunamis!

Kimberly mama decided to close the bar at 9pm because of tsunami. So drove around Kalihi looking for someplace to drink. Met Lumps at Tomorrow, they said Ellie's closing too. Casino, Butterfly, & Damour pretty slow.

Who are the major players at Splash fellas? I was there on one of the costume nights this past week and the chick dressed as a nurse is fricken HOT! Anyone know her name, I asked her for her name and she gave me 3 different names, not sure if I were too drunk or she was. Hahahahaha

Have a good Halloween gang,

GK