Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HoeRyda;5079014]My man, if you're paying 1. 6 plus. 6, that's about double what everyone else pays. I'm not a big fan of Royal anyway, but I've turned down FS there in the past because the ladies are old. I've been going to Charlotte where you can get fine looking 20 somethings for 1. 2 for a nice 1 hour rendezvous. In fact, Columbia's rub market ain't much to behold lately. I'm afraid if you're paying these fees, they will jack up rates on my fellow mongers win Columbia.[/QUOTE]He said $. 6 for FS or 0. 6 for HE. That's actually in line (maybe a bit high, but as always, YMMV) with other AMPs I've experienced in the area.

[QUOTE=GreekLord;5066695]She used to be really good, but my recent visit was just gross. The sheet on the table was soaked in oil and smelled horrendous! Probably hasn't been changed in a long time. She was also ranting about the end of the world and how she's joined the local militia to "get ready". Was a complete waste of time and will be my last visit.[/QUOTE]Sadly, I have to agree. She used to be one of my favorites, always gave the best massage work, regardless of everything else. I've been seeing her for years, just because of how well she worked my muscles.

However the last time I went things were a disaster. The floor around the table was damp. The table has a smell. The bathroom looked disgusting. The massage was ok at best (the worst I've ever received from her). And she was talking about these crazy conspiracy theories, and scary militia talk. Never again, sadly.

[QUOTE=RatPact;5079901]Sadly, I have to agree. She used to be one of my favorites, always gave the best massage work, regardless of everything else. I've been seeing her for years, just because of how well she worked my muscles.

However the last time I went things were a disaster. The floor around the table was damp. The table has a smell. The bathroom looked disgusting. The massage was ok at best (the worst I've ever received from her). And she was talking about these crazy conspiracy theories, and scary militia talk. Never again, sadly.[/QUOTE]The saw her a few months back, and packrat is right. I have a long history with her, and she was extra good to me. The table did smell like swamp ass and had pubes adhering to the towels from what looked to be the last 12 months! I asked her change the towels and she did, but didn't clear up the smell. The rub was ok, but all that "rise up against the man" shit was too much. She did offer some punani but it didn't look too appetizing to me! Toilet tissue shards were on it like clitty litter. And the smell was not fresh. I like alaina, but will not return for a rub until she gets back to her old self.

[QUOTE=Jackdic;5079450]He said $. 6 for FS or 0. 6 for HE. That's actually in line (maybe a bit high, but as always, YMMV) with other AMPs I've experienced in the area.[/QUOTE]I've turned down FS there too. Not about to pay 1. 2 on top of. 8 fee. Nah bruh got my HE and gave the normal tip.

I took a visit to M Spa recently. I forgot the chick who I was with. I forgot her name, but I was with a white girl who was covered in tattoos. Even on her face, which was trashy as fuck. She also was kind of a butterface. I'd say she kind of looked like a futurama character cause of her lack of a well defined chin LOL. But she had a body to compensate for that tremendously. She knew that it was my first time there and she explained the rates. Honestly my fault for even going cause I read previous reviews of the upsell. Anyways the rates go up to 300+. I said that's really steep, and I'm not looking for FS. She's like "I don't talk like that. " So I said I'll just do the minimum which was $160 for the hh. Fuck it, I already drove all the way to Columbia for this. And by that point I was mostly thinking with my dick.

So I was about to hand her the donation, but she didn't grab it from me. So I set it on the nearby dresser. She walks over and aggressively snatches it. Ok then. She then strips off all her clothes and does the body rub on my back. Now I'm not a talker and I prefer the silence, but I had to do some sort of small talking. The environment just felt toxic af. I was pretty uncomfortable. I asked her "busy day?" She lets out a chuckle. I ask her how old she was, she says "old enough" lmao ok *****. After 10 minutes I was told to flip. 15 minutes later I was in my car leaving that shitty place. Don't make the same mistake that I did along with several other people on here. Bad attitude and bad prices.

[QUOTE=MeowMix414;5093151]I took a visit to M Spa recently. I forgot the chick who I was with. I forgot her name, but I was with a white girl who was covered in tattoos. Even on her face, which was trashy as fuck. She also was kind of a butterface. I'd say she kind of looked like a futurama character cause of her lack of a well defined chin LOL. But she had a body to compensate for that tremendously. She knew that it was my first time there and she explained the rates. Honestly my fault for even going cause I read previous reviews of the upsell. Anyways the rates go up to 300+. I said that's really steep, and I'm not looking for FS. She's like "I don't talk like that. " So I said I'll just do the minimum which was $160 for the hh. Fuck it, I already drove all the way to Columbia for this. And by that point I was mostly thinking with my dick.

So I was about to hand her the donation, but she didn't grab it from me. So I set it on the nearby dresser. She walks over and aggressively snatches it. Ok then. She then strips off all her clothes and does the body rub on my back. Now I'm not a talker and I prefer the silence, but I had to do some sort of small talking. The environment just felt toxic af. I was pretty uncomfortable. I asked her "busy day?" She lets out a chuckle. I ask her how old she was, she says "old enough" lmao ok *****. After 10 minutes I was told to flip. 15 minutes later I was in my car leaving that shitty place. Don't make the same mistake that I did along with several other people on here. Bad attitude and bad prices.[/QUOTE]Like a lot of guys, I've been burned at M Spa too. I think the problem is the management. I've e had girls who are basically nice but do the up sell script in an uncomfortable way. I don't blame the girls so much.

[QUOTE=QueefDaddy;5093183]Like a lot of guys, I've been burned at M Spa too. I think the problem is the management. I've e had girls who are basically nice but do the up sell script in an uncomfortable way. I don't blame the girls so much.[/QUOTE]She used to be so much better back at Southern Belle.

Visited King recently and had a very relaxing visit.

She did some back walking as well and she was definitely experienced and it felt good.

Left very relaxed. Senior PM for more info.

Is there just one woman at Lotus? Been there three or four times and it's just been the same woman with a bob cut. Am I just going in at the wrong time?

Where are the decent looking mms? Best, New & royal look are looking bad.

[QUOTE=Signal14;5098275]Is there just one woman at Lotus? Been there three or four times and it's just been the same woman with a bob cut. Am I just going in at the wrong time?[/QUOTE]Only one I ever saw there. I haven't been in months though. She gave a good massage but I didn't even talk about extras. She was a nice lady.

[QUOTE=QueefDaddy;5099988]Only one I ever saw there. I haven't been in months though. She gave a good massage but I didn't even talk about extras. She was a nice lady.[/QUOTE]Think there are two, one named Sushi and one not.

Both are mature ladies.

Spaceman Spiff.

[QUOTE=SpacemanSpiff;5100621]Think there are two, one named Sushi and one not.

Both are mature ladies.

Spaceman Spiff.[/QUOTE]Sushi is the one I'm describing I think. Any clue when the other works there, if she's still there or maybe a description? I like Sushi a lot but want to try the other. I'm probably the only one that's really into Lotus LOL.

[QUOTE=SpacemanSpiff;5100621]Think there are two, one named Sushi and one not.

Both are mature ladies.

Spaceman Spiff.[/QUOTE]I've seen Sushi and Hannah. I like Lotus just too far for me.

NON Asian massage parlors in Columbia. Anything like that available now?