Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.

Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue[/QUOTE]Do you remember the name of the dish you had?

Prices are starting to come down at LMPs, still above the market, but just like anything else, demand is higher, so they can uptick the prices a bit. Still there are bargains to be had at places like this!

I would be much more worried about identity theft than the cops. Check the bank to see if it was turned in. Then do the usual things u would do when I'd is stolen. Report it to the state. Put a fraud alert on your credit history.

Hasn't there been a whole bunch of posts recently about what to do with your wallett while in an amp? Either leave it in the trunk of your car or ask for a bag to carry it in

I got few hours off in the afternoon and I drove to sox Field to get relaxed. I didn't write down exact address, so it tooks me a while to locate this place.

I saw a really skinny hispanic girl when I opened the door, but I found out it's not the Y. Rose. I guess they remodeled this place and changed the name. There are three rooms which are very clean with ceiling. Sheet is clean, and they must change it everytime (Or I was the first customer). Some people complained about sheets at AMP(like Elxxxxt? )used more than once. I refuse use this kind of parlor. Anyway, I paid. 4 for half. I guess her name is Paxxy in her early 20(from other reports), even she told me another name I couldn't remember. Her skill is terrible if you like a reall hard massage, but attitude is good and smile all the time. 4 HE and roaming all over her.

I saw another 30s pretty Chinese girl when I walked out. She looks familiar to me. Is she either Rose or Relax's owner? (anyone recognizes her? ) If she also works there, I definitely go again. There are not many choices at this visit. I still think it's worth a visit if they have some young & new therapeutists.

Visited Yin. Had the lovely Angie. Very friendly, easy-going and great to talk with. Gave a nice TS, massage with adequate. Was able to negotiate a fair price without the haggling. I too left with a grin. She is definitely the hottest looking American-born latina I personally have seen at an LMP since Kitty at the old Joy on Belmont.

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.
Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue[/QUOTE]

So, some of you may remember my post about bella spa on western ave. Well, great TS, Massage, and HR by a REALLY hot polish girl named Sabrina. Blonde, mid thirties, skinny legs, nice apple, fantastic rack, and pretty face. total? HH+TS .45, HR .6, Topless option(which I declined) another .6. so all day 1.65 for Euro fun. I know that is steep but WTF? some times your in the mood and western and armitage is a whole lot closer than grand and fullerton. Former 7H management, a couple of asian girl, a skinny russian, and I heard talk of a latina. All providing x-tras and they do house calls for .9 Not a bad afternoon.

JMFC

Can someone PM me on "good looking" Asian APTs (preferably 20s)? What did you rate them? What's the donation and what do they offer?

I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.

I paid .75 for a hour with TS.

My ms, was Katy.

Great TS, good massage, and I got a topless, bbbj, and russian for .80. All together, 1.55.

Dynomutt

Also, 2 sundays ago. I went to the LMP. That old internet service provider. Stepped in, right before they closed. Had to pay .60 for a half hour.

Carmen was who I paid, and also who gave me the massage. No table shower. She said, it was cleaned and prepped for the next day.

Carmen was latina, 5'5", medium size. Above average face, big b cups, and okay butt.

Okay massage, flipped, and got a fully nude hj for .75. She wanted 1.50, but I politely talked her down to .75. Got to feel and kiss everywhere, but there.

She is the first MS, that got me to finish without my help.

I like this place. It was clean, and Carmen was nice. I came out of 1.35.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]So, some of you may remember my post about bella spa on western ave. Well, great TS, Massage, and HR by a REALLY hot polish girl named Sabrina. Blonde, mid thirties, skinny legs, nice apple, fantastic rack, and pretty face. total? HH+TS .45, HR .6, Topless option(which I declined) another .6. so all day 1.65 for Euro fun. I know that is steep but WTF? some times your in the mood and western and armitage is a whole lot closer than grand and fullerton. Former 7H management, a couple of asian girl, a skinny russian, and I heard talk of a latina. All providing x-tras and they do house calls for .9 Not a bad afternoon.

JMFC[/QUOTE]Steep but WTF? WTF? Seriously, 1. 65 for that? No offense but are you out of your f***ing mind? You can get FS for that much at many places. You're killing the average Joe. This amount for that service is beyond absurd.

Has anyone seen her? Any info?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1108277290.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.[/QUOTE]It rhymes with vagina? Really?

All kidding aside, Dyno & JC, you guys are really doing a disservice to your fellow mongers on this board. There's no way MPs are going to become more affordable if guys like you are paying top dollar.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]It rhymes with vagina?! Really?!

All kidding aside, Dyno & JC, you guys are really doing a disservice to your fellow mongers on this board. There's no way MPs are going to become more affordable if guys like you are paying top dollar.[/QUOTE]What are you talking about?? I paid .80 for a topless bbbj! Is that expensive?

I paid .75 for a nude hj, at a LMP.

Everything I paid is well under the averages.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Steep but WTF? WTF? Seriously, 1. 65 for that? No offense but are you out of your f***ing mind? You can get FS for that much at many places. You're killing the average Joe. This amount for that service is beyond absurd.[/QUOTE]

Please share with the board where you can get FS from a european girl for 1.65. We would all love to know.Even at Lisunias you pay .9 for JUST THE VIP MASSAGE that doesn't include anything else. You know as well as I do that YMMV in these places. Go get a better deal then share it with us. Reread my post and you will see that the total of what I paid was 1.05. no go haggle with ratty middle aged chinese women or get herpes from an asian provider that charges 1.60 and then tell me it was worth it. or get off my back and do your thing and I'll do mine.

have fun out there,but be careful. there are a bunch of savages!

JMFC

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Has anyone seen her? Any info?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1108277290.html[/url][/QUOTE]I was there about three weeks ago. It's around the corner from the Union Bar and Grill, which is at lake and Union. Parking can be tough. So-so massage, no complaints about anything else.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]...or get herpes from an asian provider that charges 1.60 and then tell me it was worth it....[/QUOTE]John - do you know someone that has gotten herpes from an asian provider or are you just talking out of your ass? Do you really think you have less of a chance of getting herpes at an EMP?