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Took one for the team, ouch.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you did not have a stellar time with this one. Care to share any details?
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Has anyone seen her?
I was on my way home tonight and felt like having some fun. I called Koko at 11 pm to see if she was available to see me. She said yes, but that she needed 15-20 minutes to get ready. I thought that was okay and after we agreed on a the rest of the details, she said she would text me the address. I waited 20 minutes and no text. Then I waited another 20 minutes and still no text. Now waiting 40 minutes just for the address, I was getting impatient and texted her to ask if she was ready yet. At this point I decided I would wait until midnight for her to text me back, if not I was going home. Once it struck 12 o'clock I texted her that I was cancelling. I am disappointed she never responded at all. If she would have apologized for making me wait once I said I was cancelling I would have been happy. Now a night that could have been exciting trying out a new girl was instead a total bummer. I'm not even sure if I will try to see her another time.
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[QUOTE=PlayDude2000;2376340]I was on my way home tonight and felt like having some fun. I called Koko at 11 pm to see if she was available to see me. She said yes, but that she needed 15-20 minutes to get ready. I thought that was okay and after we agreed on a the rest of the details, she said she would text me the address. I waited 20 minutes and no text. Then I waited another 20 minutes and still no text. Now waiting 40 minutes just for the address, I was getting impatient and texted her to ask if she was ready yet. At this point I decided I would wait until midnight for her to text me back, if not I was going home. Once it struck 12 o'clock I texted her that I was cancelling. I am disappointed she never responded at all. If she would have apologized for making me wait once I said I was cancelling I would have been happy. Now a night that could have been exciting trying out a new girl was instead a total bummer. I'm not even sure if I will try to see her another time.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pick-me-noone-compares-body-of-a-goddess-upscale-experience-100-real/25591632[/URL][/QUOTE]Geez, that is too bad. I see from her ad that she is a lady with some serious curves on her. Remember, the girls are just using us for a source of income to do what not with. They never act like you would expect from either a personal relationship or a typical business relationship. If you succeed, your report would be appreciated by all of us.
G2.
[QUOTE=ChiTownP;2375645]Excellent advice. The problem with a lot of reviews are overinflated scores and the narrative. Guys always need to keep in mind that ladies are YMMV. Also, expect photoshop to be used in glam shots. One man's 10 is another man's 5.[/QUOTE]Well said. I always read TER reviews as dreams, and I always consider 30-50% of the narrative as true, especially those said they got a big-O from providers. The score system is good enough to discern whether the service you are looking for is only YMMV or offered on a regular basis. And it's good way to see the general attitude of providers in the biz. I paid attention to how people got the services they asked. You can tell whether it will be a breeze or a hassle for getting the service I want.
[QUOTE=EricTorres1458;2375247]I had a dream about star. Clock watcher, telling me to hurry 10 min into my 30 min. Fair price. One thing that almost made me lose it is when she did doggy nasty smell. Will not repeat. Save your money.
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Had a dream with Jenn. Best service I have ever had. Aims to please, BBBJ, huge bolt-ons. Very nice, but very busy.[/QUOTE]Those are bolt-ons? They look natural to me. Any other details on her? I've thought about seeing her, but she doesn't show her face.
[QUOTE=Zimbler;2376738]Those are bolt-ons? They look natural to me. Any other details on her? I've thought about seeing her, but she doesn't show her face.[/QUOTE]She used to go by 'Heidi' -quite nice (IMO, and a much more attractive rate back then: $ per hh). Believe she was also discussed here on USA.
This goes back a ways:
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F.
[QUOTE=PlayDude2000;2376340]I was on my way home tonight and felt like having some fun. I called Koko at 11 pm to see if she was available to see me. She said yes, but that she needed 15-20 minutes to get ready. I thought that was okay and after we agreed on a the rest of the details, she said she would text me the address. I waited 20 minutes and no text. Then I waited another 20 minutes and still no text. Now waiting 40 minutes just for the address, I was getting impatient and texted her to ask if she was ready yet. At this point I decided I would wait until midnight for her to text me back, if not I was going home. Once it struck 12 o'clock I texted her that I was cancelling. I am disappointed she never responded at all. If she would have apologized for making me wait once I said I was cancelling I would have been happy. Now a night that could have been exciting trying out a new girl was instead a total bummer. I'm not even sure if I will try to see her another time.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pick-me-noone-compares-body-of-a-goddess-upscale-experience-100-real/25591632[/URL][/QUOTE]That happens all the time. Don't take it personally. It will happen to you again. Think about how many mongers call and never show up to their appointment. Rocket Dork.
I have seen a few reviews on her nothing concrete. She has a video now on her ad and looks really good. I tried to call but VM. Any info would be helpful.
I've read plenty of her reviews on the other board. No FS on the first visit. Looks 7-9, service 3-7, mostly in between. CBJ and lame massage for the most part.
[QUOTE=MrTisBad;2376827]I have seen a few reviews on her nothing concrete. She has a video now on her ad and looks really good. I tried to call but VM. Any info would be helpful.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zimbler;2376738]Those are bolt-ons? They look natural to me. Any other details on her? I've thought about seeing her, but she doesn't show her face.[/QUOTE]They're not bolt ons the scars would indicate a breast reduction surgery. That aside I saw her once last year and had a pretty good time. She used a nice hotel in the woodfield area and provided GFE service (BBBJ, dfk, cfs).
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Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]I was very close to pulling the trigger, had a brief phone and text conversation, but I got distracted by other things and didn't end up having a dream that day. None of my spidey senses went off, so maybe try her out and give us a report.
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Anyone know anything about Brittany? She looks good for a quick romp around her chest. If you google her number you can find old ads with her face pic. I never even thought about calling her because I just thought she looked weird in the picture where she's wearing the choker necklace, but she actually has a decent face. You can ask her to send a face pic (even though don't even bother wasting her time if you can find it using google.).
She quoted me $. 2 hhr and I wanted to go after work today (she's very convenient for me on northside) but then pulled some oddball stuff where she said my number was unlisted (google voice.) and told me to text her Wednesday that way she would know I am serious.
Just wanted to know if I should even bother with this one. Thanks guys.
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Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]I dreamt of her. It was a pleasant dream but not quite GFE. Pics are real and she is a sweet girl. With a bit of kissing, I would see her in my dreams often.
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Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]She was UTR, but is posting now. Some guys were freaking out over meet-up location and other details, a bit sketchy. She also had some quirky rules about location. Limited, inconvenient.
BUT. She's getting her game up and on point, and now open to come to you. Very nice girl, very pretty, body. Not GFE, no kiss and everything safe. She wants to be careful and take care of herself. Not an issue for some of you guys, anyway. Then again, some mongers want a girl's soul AND bargain rates. Skip if you're the kind of guy that starts catching feelings for such a pretty girl and want more than she is comfortable with.
With her new demeanor, Charmo says (happy face).
She also has a secret weapon you might be glad you came across. But you'll have to find out for yourselves. LOL.
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Anyone know anything about Brittany? She looks good for a quick romp around her chest. If you google her number you can find old ads with her face pic. I never even thought about calling her because I just thought she looked weird in the picture where she's wearing the choker necklace, but she actually has a decent face. You can ask her to send a face pic (even though don't even bother wasting her time if you can find it using google.).
She quoted me $. 2 hhr and I wanted to go after work today (she's very convenient for me on northside) but then pulled some oddball stuff where she said my number was unlisted (google voice.) and told me to text her Wednesday that way she would know I am serious.
Just wanted to know if I should even bother with this one. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]What's her number? AD looks to be edited or different now.
[QUOTE=Diginonomous;2377857]What's her number? AD looks to be edited or different now.[/QUOTE]Here you go.
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Nuf said, feel sorry for the guy, veteran hobbyist who wrote the review I read on the other site.
[QUOTE=Jqatkins;2377683]I dreamt of her. It was a pleasant dream but not quite GFE. Pics are real and she is a sweet girl. With a bit of kissing, I would see her in my dreams often.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Any info on donation is appreciated. Does she allow daty, dato?
Any intel on this one?
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After missing out on Koko the other night I thought I would give her another try. Boy am I glad I did! She gave a great CBJ, and definitely didn't rush me. If you are into thicker girls I would say give her a try.
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Euro girl near irving. . 8 quick. Sweet girl. Aims to please. Offers everything but greek. Great BBBJCIM with dt. Saw some other reviews on here about junkie signs but didn't see that during my visit.
If you guys like good advice in this business, always try to treat the girls good and be polite. It has gotten me more good referrals and easy access to a lot of great experiences. Lani is really a nice lady, and she offers a full hour for 1. 5 and provides an awesome set of hands to some and a little more for her regulars. I have been seeing her for a couple of years and she is thick, sexy and hot beyond my dreams. She is a tough negotiator, but she always caves in for a little extra $$.
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[QUOTE=SeanDoe99;2379827]Euro girl near irving. . 8 quick. Sweet girl. Aims to please. Offers everything but greek. Great BBBJCIM with dt. Saw some other reviews on here about junkie signs but didn't see that during my visit.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a few times. The last time she was spaced out but I saw no track marks. I didn't do FS so I didn't check everywhere so I'm not certain. From what she told me she's had some drug issues.
Anyone seen this girl?
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She's posted a few times in the last few days, but the lack of phone number scares me. Anyone have any intel?
[QUOTE=DrDerrick;2379958]If you guys like good advice in this business, always try to treat the girls good and be polite. It has gotten me more good referrals and easy access to a lot of great experiences. Lani is really a nice lady, and she offers a full hour for 1. 5 and provides an awesome set of hands to some and a little more for her regulars. I have been seeing her for a couple of years and she is thick, sexy and hot beyond my dreams. She is a tough negotiator, but she always caves in for a little extra $$.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-touch-all-this-sexy-latina-laylani/23667984[/URL][/QUOTE]Is she GFE? How's the massage?
[QUOTE=Tugeee;2380675]Is she GFE? How's the massage?[/QUOTE]I saw her this morning and I think it's totally a YMMV. She didn't allow BBBJ for me but she did DFK. I did not get a massage from her.
[QUOTE=PGrab;2380490]Anyone seen this girl?
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She's posted a few times in the last few days, but the lack of phone number scares me. Anyone have any intel?[/QUOTE]It looks like the ad from a provider that works out of her apt near Division and State. She's VERY cautious, private and a little strange. She never provides her pic of phone number only pics that look something like her (maybe a little more elegant, maybe her dream vision of herself).
Very picky and if she selects your response you'll probably have to meet her on the corner where she'll scope you out before letting you into her apt. Once there the mat on the floor is the venue. Pics all over the wall of glamour poses from mags. She constantly interrupts the session to go to the kitchen to get water, check on the stove or whatever other distraction she feels like doing.
A nice challenge, standard finish done with hesitation and a bit of disgust and probably not an invite back.
[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2380835]It looks like the ad from a provider that works out of her apt near Division and State. She's VERY cautious, private and a little strange. She never provides her pic of phone number only pics that look something like her (maybe a little more elegant, maybe her dream vision of herself).
Very picky and if she selects your response you'll probably have to meet her on the corner where she'll scope you out before letting you into her apt. Once there the mat on the floor is the venue. Pics all over the wall of glamour poses from mags. She constantly interrupts the session to go to the kitchen to get water, check on the stove or whatever other distraction she feels like doing.
A nice challenge, standard finish done with hesitation and a bit of disgust and probably not an invite back.[/QUOTE]I can also confirm, that was exactly my experience as well. I went a second time hoping it would get better, but it doesn't.
[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2380835]
A nice challenge, standard finish done with hesitation and a bit of disgust and probably not an invite back.[/QUOTE]So, she will release your tension while feeling disgust, and she won't host repeat visits or bulid clientile.
Did I read it right? If so, it's strange. The only upside is that she won't fake it, I think. :)
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I found these two intriguing posts among a bunch of Jack shack posts. Have arleady did the routine homework, but still want to seek advice from the wisdom of crowd. Any intel? Thanks!
[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;2380889]So, she will release your tension while feeling disgust, and she won't host repeat visits or bulid clientile.
Did I read it right? If so, it's strange. The only upside is that she won't fake it, I think. :)[/QUOTE]Yes, it is strange. If you like a challenge then it might work. Otherwise, she acts like she's doing you a favor or just needs the money so badly she will "touch it". I think she's one step away from the rubber glove treatment.
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Stay safe!
[QUOTE=Cognac060;2372713]Saw her the other day. As others have mentioned she is a bit heavier in person but not by much. Charges. 8 for full service. I go there expecting an incall but she says she can't because of her kid at home. I wasn't going to bring her to my place, or full service in my car so I opted for carplay BJ. She mentions protection is required but with little haggling she complies for BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Had a dream with this one last week had a car date skills & looks are just ok she did rush a little will prob not repeat. 8 was the damage for some reason was very very nervous and no cim.
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Stay safe![/QUOTE]Thats charmos girl. What's up with that charmo?
I booked a session with Serena last night. All I can say is wow! She's half black, half Mexican and thick but no fat. If you like them thick with a fantastic ass, run to see her. Definitely GFE, kissing, daty, fia, fiv and one of the best sloppy blowjobs I've ever had. She doesn't allow cim but she lets you cof with her mouth open. I accidentally shot her in the eye. She giggled, laughed and didn't move away until I was done. Her pictures don't do her justice. She has beautiful eyes that look up at you while she's sucking your dick, along with DSL. She a really cool chick to talk to as well.
I'm going to repeat often.
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[QUOTE=Jovi69;2381202]I booked a session with Serena last night. All I can say is wow! She's half black, half Mexican and thick but no fat. If you like them thick with a fantastic ass, run to see her. Definitely GFE, kissing, daty, fia, fiv and one of the best sloppy blowjobs I've ever had. She doesn't allow cim but she lets you cof with her mouth open. I accidentally shot her in the eye. She giggled, laughed and didn't move away until I was done. Her pictures don't do her justice. She has beautiful eyes that look up at you while she's sucking your dick, along with DSL. She a really cool chick to talk to as well.
I'm going to repeat often.
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[QUOTE=Wyd0101;2381113]Thats charmos girl. What's up with that charmo?[/QUOTE]Lmao. Oh well, another UTR that's gone on to posting. I actually had contact with her before she was even in town. That's a f*cking hillarious story, a couple of you guys know what I'm taking about.
She's been asking me to intro friends, but has had a string of bad luck, cell texts and car-mobility problems.
Now that she's posting I might as well drop the 411: Prefers not to GFE, but said she'd do for my buds.
UTRs often ask to meet my pals cause they figure they'll be as cool as me. How comfortable they feel when seeing me. But only a couple of friends have seen her, and they are singing her praises. Smart, nice girl, just needs money. Staying with friends off and on. No, does not have a Pim. Haha!
Told me she considered an escort agency but is doing her own thing. I'm not sure, she might not last. In one-to-one convo told me she would prefer a job. Only needs $ for now.
Unlike the other UTR that we lost just a couple weeks ago to BP, this one shows no warning signs at all. Aside from crappy cell issues. I'll prob post review on the other site, cause she's a nice gal.