Massage Parlor Reports

New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.

[QUOTE=Yavin4;6748312]Who or where is Guillin?[/QUOTE]Type in the name on google, it is in Maplewood.

Jane Massage from Craiglist, she is totally legit, decent 6-7 massage, but one of the sweetest people ever. Home based, very nice person, care about your health and will give tips.

That is all however, so if looking legit massage from sweet lady, there you go.

Anyone partake, got a message from Bella (I believe) about openings but I have never been there or seen her. I think she may be part of the Olga group of training ladies, which means nothing fun. But had to ask for info, feel free to keep it here or PM.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;6748352]New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.[/QUOTE]Yeah the lady chased me in the parking lot just about because I gave her 45 when I usually gave 40 but she wanted 60, haven't been back since.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6748861]Anyone partake, got a message from Bella (I believe) about openings but I have never been there or seen her. I think she may be part of the Olga group of training ladies, which means nothing fun. But had to ask for info, feel free to keep it here or PM.[/QUOTE]I've never seen her so can't be 100% but from our conversation sounds like draping is option but no extra's. She did work with the rest of the Europe providers and none ever gave HJ.

Funny thing while looking up this spot an also cam across Rejuvenate Today Massage &Wellness in Bloomington. Anyone seen her? Highly doubt any extras but he pics give off a "maybe" vibe.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;6748352]New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.[/QUOTE]Yeah I've been there once and it was enough for me. First of all the place is either really busy and they lock the door or they never open on time. I would get there 30 min past the open time and the place still looked closed.

Once I finally got to see them the room was cold (which I hate) and the lighting was brighter than other place. Some skinny older lady gave me a BS massage but at least got the job done with some teasing before the flip. I only tipped $20 cause I knew I wasn't making it a regular spot. She was pissed and I hit her with the "next time you do better" and "that's all I got" lines as I made my way out the door.

Honestly if we want better service we need to start speaking up and controlling our tips. You know some weak guys are paying the $60 every time so now that's what they expect. A HJ on a 30 min massage should be 20-30,40 if she goes topless. 60 min massage HJ is $40 all day. I wouldn't even tip $60 on a 90 min massage.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6748859]Jane Massage from Craiglist, she is totally legit, decent 6-7 massage, but one of the sweetest people ever. Home based, very nice person, care about your health and will give tips.

That is all however, so if looking legit massage from sweet lady, there you go.[/QUOTE]My experience exactly. Too bad. She'd be a fun legit one to turn to the dark / wet side but as you wrote, she's so sweet I didn't even hint at it.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6749803]I've never seen her so can't be 100% but from our conversation sounds like draping is option but no extra's. She did work with the rest of the Europe providers and none ever gave HJ.

Funny thing while looking up this spot an also cam across Rejuvenate Today Massage &Wellness in Bloomington. Anyone seen her? Highly doubt any extras but he pics give off a "maybe" vibe.[/QUOTE]Some may have given extras 10+ years ago but I've haven't heard of anyone getting more since. If they are, they're being smart and not sharing because then it would all stop immediately. You might be undraped but even then maybe only when face down and they don't even allow self-service. If someone's gotten more, kudos.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6748861]Anyone partake, got a message from Bella (I believe) about openings but I have never been there or seen her. I think she may be part of the Olga group of training ladies, which means nothing fun. But had to ask for info, feel free to keep it here or PM.[/QUOTE]There's an older lady that will set up an appointment with someone specific but then she shows up and it's not worth the time / money. Most of the others give fantastic legit massages. Once there were some technical problems with the sound system which was very distracting. Would return if I was in a pinch but I would want a guarantee on who exactly I'm going to see.

Don't pm me, a simple search on Netscape will suffice. I know some of you are still using that browser from 1997. 😜.

TOFTT and made the drive down to Lakeville.

Curly hair, skinny shape, bubbly personality - petite features. Probably 45-55, always hard to say.

Normal fee structure, clean / new facility; towels are still clean, plush, and soft.

Quiet area / off beaten path, but safe.

Thick comfy futon, and table is available too.

Needs direct instructions, but satisfactory.

Sunny Valley brings lakeville back into the mix. $.

New two this hobby for the most part, have been to Marie's in Burnsville a handful of times and seen a couple off of escort Babylon. But really want to go to an actual AMP that will give L1 topless or not or even more, price doesn't matter or location either, as I drive for work all day around the cities. I have tried going through these pages for quite some time but can't figure out where to go or where is worth going. If anyone could send me a PM that would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=NewHobbie;6752201]New two this hobby for the most part, have been to Marie's in Burnsville a handful of times and seen a couple off of escort Babylon. But really want to go to an actual AMP that will give L1 topless or not or even more, price doesn't matter or location either, as I drive for work all day around the cities. I have tried going through these pages for quite some time but can't figure out where to go or where is worth going. If anyone could send me a PM that would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]You have read these pages and can't figure out where to go?

Went to this place last week. Michelle I believe her name was. Gave me a card, but I tossed it. I have to say, liked the massage, and the way she was dressed. L1 happened, but I have a feeling there is more on the table. Definitely want to try again.

[QUOTE=NewHobbie;6752201]New two this hobby for the most part, have been to Marie's in Burnsville a handful of times and seen a couple off of escort Babylon. But really want to go to an actual AMP that will give L1 topless or not or even more, price doesn't matter or location either, as I drive for work all day around the cities. I have tried going through these pages for quite some time but can't figure out where to go or where is worth going. If anyone could send me a PM that would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]The challenge is, you have one post. I have dealt with being a newbie as well. Nobody responds. There is quite a bit of info on here that you can sift thru to get what you are looking for. Once you get more involved. It seems these vets will respond more.