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Delightful Dozen
A Dozen Beauties. Happiness is the perfect name for this AMP. The 12 girls available are Sasha, Yuna, Nicole, Naomi, Laura, Leii, Chloe, Connie, Sue, Stella, Mimi & Dani. There are a few that I did not try but they are beautiful and on my to do list. If you have not been to Happiness you are missing a great hour. Very few AMP's offer so much for so little. Beautiful women, Clean table shower, naru body to body, neat and clean private room, lots of fun in the room and a nice meal in the kitchen where you can get a look at your next posable girl. I have had two visits this week that included LFK, DFK, B2 B TS, P2 P, BBBJ, DT, DATY, MISH, CG followed up with a hot towel & mouthwash along with a FSBM. I will be back.
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Massage Section
[QUOTE=SoulSausageKin;3239543]With no backpage ads, where is Happiness advertising now?[/QUOTE]You can find most ads in either the massage section or w4 m in the personals. I liked it better when we could choose our flavor (massage, AMP or legit). Now we have to sift through hundreds of posts.
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[QUOTE=SoulSausageKin;3239543]With no backpage ads, where is Happiness advertising now?[/QUOTE]Happiness posted a total of ten advertisements in the massage section of Honolulu Backpage today (Friday), plus one more in the "men seeking women" dating section of Honolulu Backpage.
Here's one of them:
[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/super-star-lineup-happiness/6844603[/URL]
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Provider Certifications
The provider certifications in the Happiness advertisements are interesting. There seem to be four certification categories:
(1) PSE [U]and[/U] GFE Certified -- Leii.
(2) PSE Certified -- Sasha (although Sasha is sometimes listed with no certification) and Yuna.
(3) Super GFE Certified -- Stella.
(4) GFE Certified -- Chloe, Connie, Dani, Laura, Naomi, Nicole and Sue.
If there's ever a job opening for an "Official Certification Tester," I think that I'll apply (smile).
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Who
[QUOTE=PapaSan;3239924]A Dozen Beauties. Happiness is the perfect name for this AMP. The 12 girls available are Sasha, Yuna, Nicole, Naomi, Laura, Leii, Chloe, Connie, Sue, Stella, Mimi & Dani. There are a few that I did not try but they are beautiful and on my to do list. If you have not been to Happiness you are missing a great hour. Very few AMP's offer so much for so little. Beautiful women, Clean table shower, naru body to body, neat and clean private room, lots of fun in the room and a nice meal in the kitchen where you can get a look at your next posable girl. I have had two visits this week that included LFK, DFK, B2 B TS, P2 P, BBBJ, DT, DATY, MISH, CG followed up with a hot towel & mouthwash along with a FSBM. I will be back.[/QUOTE]And what would be there names these two full service providers.
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[QUOTE=Kalani69;3239788]These two reviews of Laura are negative but RTFF and you can read some very positive reviews of her by Mondo and Rico, and others. Mama Sumi pushed her on me this week and although my experience was somewhere in between the good and the bad, it was closer to Fisherman's description of her physical appearance, IMHO. Always remember that this is my opinion. IMHO Laura is an average looking girl. Would not give her a second look at the mall. L=5, including for body although tits are large Bcup and natural and nipples are enjoyable to play with and suck. Legs and tummy are not svelte or in tip top shape and I think she knows it because she does have beautiful long hair which she drapes down to cover her tummy. Remembering there are girls out there with A= and S= 9 and 10, in comparison, Laura is a 6 or 7. Better than average, good even, but not up there with the best, which by the way she should try to aspire to since her L cannot compete. Table shower with nuru slide and BBBJ were nice, but in comparison not top notch. In the room S was enjoyable, kissing my back and front, the rimming was not among the best, in fact her tongue only approached the area so cannot say it's actually rimming. BBBJ was pretty good, =7 by comparison. LFK available but not initiated, didn't try DFK but that didn't seem available. DATY was appreciated with requisite moaning but no FIV allowed and I found her clit hard to find. No problem sliding in for BBFSTCIP and she seemed to enjoy the fucking and she was tight enough to make me cum in just a few minutes. In another setting I would probably be bragging about dropping my semen in a cute young Korean girl, but the competition in the AMPs doesn't have her stack up all that well against girls such as Connie, Naomi, Nicole, Sasha, Linda, Muni, Dallas, Hilton, Luka, Paige, the girls who are hot with great attitude and service. And the girls who are not young raving beauties but provide 9 and 10 ratings for A and S. Would not repeat. Past reviews say she was at Kison. I think she would do well to return there and she would compare more favorably especially due to her relative youthfulness.[/QUOTE]Great report! I like how you put everything in relative perspective for comparison to other providers. Really helpful to me this way as since we've all been with some of the other providers we can make a fair comparison to a known standard! I will try to make my reports along your lines. As you mentioned the bar is so high now compared to 2 years ago. I just want to mention that Leii is one who has really really stepped up her game from her days at Kison. Before she was good, but now she's A flight with her service. Seen her a few times already and each time is amazing.
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[QUOTE=Redneck1;3240679](3) Super GFE Certified -- Stella..[/QUOTE]I've seen that myself.
Every time, I wonder what "Super GFE" is, and how Stella is the only one of Happiness' esteemed lineup to have achieved that status.
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[QUOTE=PapaSan;3239924]A Dozen Beauties. Happiness is the perfect name for this AMP. The 12 girls available are Sasha, Yuna, Nicole, Naomi, Laura, Leii, Chloe, Connie, Sue, Stella, Mimi & Dani. There are a few that I did not try but they are beautiful and on my to do list. If you have not been to Happiness you are missing a great hour. Very few AMP's offer so much for so little. Beautiful women, Clean table shower, naru body to body, neat and clean private room, lots of fun in the room and a nice meal in the kitchen where you can get a look at your next posable girl. I have had two visits this week that included LFK, DFK, B2 B TS, P2 P, BBBJ, DT, DATY, MISH, CG followed up with a hot towel & mouthwash along with a FSBM. I will be back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the breakdown, Papa San! All I can say is, "Fuck 'them all!
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[QUOTE=PapaSan;3239924]A Dozen Beauties. Happiness is the perfect name for this AMP. The 12 girls available are Sasha, Yuna, Nicole, Naomi, Laura, Leii, Chloe, Connie, Sue, Stella, Mimi & Dani. There are a few that I did not try but they are beautiful and on my to do list. If you have not been to Happiness you are missing a great hour. Very few AMP's offer so much for so little. Beautiful women, Clean table shower, naru body to body, neat and clean private room, lots of fun in the room and a nice meal in the kitchen where you can get a look at your next posable girl. I have had two visits this week that included LFK, DFK, B2 B TS, P2 P, BBBJ, DT, DATY, MISH, CG followed up with a hot towel & mouthwash along with a FSBM. I will be back.[/QUOTE]I think it is 11 now. No Mini.
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Yuna
Just finished a session with Yuna and Happiness listing her only PSE is not a accurate. Yuna was sweet, kind and very accommodating. I think she takes cues from her customers and adapts her behavior. People's description of her body as similar to Kobe Thai are right on point, down to the earaser nipples. Very slim, skin is nice and soft and a sweet and very responsive Nani. There isn't more to be said about Yuna that hasn't already said other than she does have a tender and soft side. I will most definitely be going back to see her, after I sample a few more of Haps lineup.
L - 8.
B - 8. 5 (would have liked a little more butt and face is a little round).
S - 9. 5.
A - 10.
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[QUOTE=AlohaJ;3241491]Just finished a session with Yuna and Happiness listing her only PSE is not a accurate. Yuna was sweet, kind and very accommodating. I think she takes cues from her customers and adapts her behavior. People's description of her body as similar to Kobe Thai are right on point, down to the earaser nipples. Very slim, skin is nice and soft and a sweet and very responsive Nani. There isn't more to be said about Yuna that hasn't already said other than she does have a tender and soft side. I will most definitely be going back to see her, after I sample a few more of Haps lineup.
L - 8.
B - 8. 5 (would have liked a little more butt and face is a little round).
S - 9. 5.
A - 10.[/QUOTE]Agree about Yuna. She has a bubbly personality that makes you want to come back to see her. My only problem now is it's hard for me to decide between her or Sasha.
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Chloe
Chloe is CFS but has regulars, so hard to get appointments. Nice tight firm skin, average body, small tits. No double take, but she is a good CFS fuck. No repeat only because get young ones CFS with nice tight bodies around town now nirvana, kukui, sunflower.
Happiness still super busy on weekend. Maybe I'll try weeknight.
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Connie
I don't know if it was YMMV with me but I could Connie at the right time. No PSE, No GFE, what I got on my visit was Connie the total sex machine. Greeting in the room and ushered to the TS room ASAP, after a long days work I good bath is just what I needed. B2 B followed then BBBJ. I asked if we could do the boom boom but she told me that she's so horny she didn't know if she could keep quite but we tried and sure enough after pumping her a few times she started to get vocal and at the same time she squirted with me in her. She then asked me again if we could go back to the room so she could enjoy, pointing at my little head. Back in the room she asked me to lay down and BBBJ was followed by 69 and after less than 2 minutes she squirted again all over my face. I asked Connie how and why is she squirting and with the I don't know response she said she was extra horny. On to mish, another flood then to doggie, in this position she came again but this time her pussy got so tight it pushed my cock out. Finished in HJBBBJCIM. Again I don't know if this was YMMV but I do wish other mongers experience Connie the Beast or sex machine.
On another note I am surprised that there is no reports about the lattice that is now on the second floor making it a lot more private while waiting at the door.
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Chloe
First I wanted to say thanks to everyone for posting reviews on Happiness and Chloe. Was always hesitant because of its location but really wanted a change of scenery so finally decided to check out Happi-land for the first time. Reviews for Chloe was pretty positive so I called and made a night appointment for her. As for parking, risked it and parked at 24 since was planning to go gym right after. Walked towards Happiness and there were a bunch of people hanging out downstairs in the front, said screw it and walked up the stairs. Door was easy to find and rung the door bell. After a few seconds mama opens the door, greets me, and lets me in. This place is impressive, super nice, and clean. She showed me to the room and I waited. Waited for around 10 minutes, thought they forgot about me and worried I was going to be in the room alone forever. I decided to patiently wait it out since they must be super busy. Suddenly a knock on the door then Chloe comes in. First thing I noticed is her super cute face and beautiful eyes. While the ads have her face slightly blurred, it is definitely her and she is a young cutie. However as everyone knows the ads are super photochopped and her body is not as toned. We introduced ourselves and she noticed that I was in my gym clothes. She tells me that she gained a little weight recently and I told her it must be because of all the good holiday food that mama feeds everyone. She asked if I wanted to join her for a bite after and told her thanks and maybe after. She said she is going to the gym and taking some classes now to get back in shape. I really believe if she continues working out she can look like what she used to look like in the pics. Asked to skip the shower since I went before heading out. We start it off with some LFK then DFK. She started going down and started to kiss my chest and lick my nipples, finally reaching all the way down for the BBBJ. Felt so good and tight, her technique was just amazing. She told me she loves sucking and she kept going for a while. Was going to blow so I told her it is my turn and that I will go down on her for as long as she wants. After hearing me say that her eyes opened up wide and she seemed so happy (too cute). While eating her out she would grab my hand occasionally and squeeze super hard. She got soaking wet and her juices were all over, so hot! When she had enough she went down on Jr. Again. Was so close already so I had her put on the cover and pounded her ultra tight kitty in MISH while making out and occasionally squeezing her natural beautiful breasts (She told me they small but I disagreed and said some guys prefer natural). After the deed, decided to clean up with the hot towel and had a nice chat. Gave me a few more kisses while I headed out. Very GFE! Had such a good time I totally forgot about the food offer LOL. Looked at my watch and we actually went overtime! Totally worth the 10 min wait.
Chloe was just super cute and very easy to talk to (perfect English). I really loved the way she talks and she just sounds so confident. She is also such a modest person and even recommended me to see her friend Dani while she goes on vacation. She said she will be going home soon and that she will return some time in mid February. Guys, go see her quick before she leaves. If you want a excellent GFE with a young natural cutie then Chloe may be right for you. Will definitely be seeing her again when she returns!
Hope this review helps, have a safe and great Korean / Chinese New Year everyone!
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Naomi
Was pleased to meet Naomi, hit it off and enjoyed plenty of.
Sweet LFK, also. DATY, soon enough she was spinning and sending me flying.
What happiness, Going back as time permits, great fun.