Massage Parlor Reports

SJC, it's already full up again!

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;4230449]Done!!

I've cleared out my mailbox!!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.[/QUOTE]

So there is an ad on Cityxguide for massage house.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/relaxing-time-for-gentlemen-14157788[/URL]

I saw Valery a week ago and Hailey this week. Both of them are chubby latinas with small breasts and big booties if that is your thing. Very lame massage with a sprinkling of baby oil and on the flip they will upcharge.

$150 charge in the door. Valery wanted $50 for FS. Hailey wanted $100. I laughed and told her what Valery charged so she settled for $60.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

The hunt continues.

Are you saying if all I wanted was a lame massage and HJ - it would cost me at least $150?

And then if I wanted FS - it will cost me at least $200?

You said.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

What does that mean?

Very curious?

Thanks!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime;4238927]So there is an ad on Cityxguide for massage house.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/relaxing-time-for-gentlemen-14157788[/URL]

I saw Valery a week ago and Hailey this week. Both of them are chubby latinas with small breasts and big booties if that is your thing. Very lame massage with a sprinkling of baby oil and on the flip they will upcharge.

$150 charge in the door. Valery wanted $50 for FS. Hailey wanted $100. I laughed and told her what Valery charged so she settled for $60.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

The hunt continues.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;4239329]Are you saying if all I wanted was a lame massage and HJ - it would cost me at least $150?

And then if I wanted FS - it will cost me at least $200?[/QUOTE]Not that far off from some AMPs once you add .5 - .7 at door to $ . 40 for FS. Some demand $ for just HE.

From what I've been reading in here about MPs. Most places can give you a HJ for a total of about $100 maybe $120 at the most. And FS for $160-$180 - total.

But $150 just to walk in the door? I guess a HJ comes automatically with that price.

I'm glad I opted to leave the MP world behind. Years- ago- because I figured out that - all I really want is some trim and -.

decided I would not waste my time and money with what is often a lackluster massage. From a not all that great looking. Maybe an older lady. And then a HJ for a total of $100-$120 or FS for $160-$180 total when I can get my trim from decent looking ladies for as low as $80/ HH.

My average is $90 per HH escort non-GFE session and I have a pretty nice squad of babes and places that serve my needs. All within 25 minutes of me. This is something every monger can achieve. If this is what they really want. I do not say all this to brag. But to only show what is highly possible for any monger. If all he really wants is some trim. It is also not my goal to embarrass anyone in here.

If all a guy really - really wants in the end is to work his tool. Then why bother with the MP route when there are plenty of escorts that actually look decent and actually perform GFE or non-GFE with reasonable rates?

There are plenty of reviews of decent looking escorts with decent rates that perform within these pages and at other review sites. IMHO. It's quite simple for any monger to slowly build a squad of at least 4 escorts to serve his needs. If that is what he desires. The only reason it's not easy is because it's going to take some time.

From correspondence and reviews I understand many guys who use the MP process have come to need the MP process in order to perform because they've gotten used to it and feel comfortable when moving from the massage to the fun stuff. In their sessions. The showers can also be fun so I say more power to them if that is what they need to do - to get what they want.

But I'm also reading what seems like an only 50% success rate from guys who visit MP situations. I personally can't afford to waste 50% of my monger money on misfires. But I guess a lot of guys can cause I see a lot of guys are talking as if its just a part of the process - of getting healed. It's like you win some you lose some.

The guy even said the pussy sucked. (I looked up "hot dog in a hallway".

Maybe he's really close to the place because convenience is important. There is also perceived safety at MPs versus going to see escorts. Maybe he's got money to burn?

I have to wonder if there's another lady there and if he's going back cause so far it seems like he's zero for 2 at this place. He said he TOFTT and it seems like twice? He also said ---- The hunt continues.

There was talk about that place when it first opened and most guys were saying they wanted too much for their services and don't look all that good. They were charging regular rates. Just to walk in the door when they opened. Even a little lower than normal rates IIRC- but they wanted way too much for their services. We wondered if they would see the light and be reasonable because they were overcharging for the fun stuff when they first opened. I guess they've found a business model that works for them. $150 just to walk in the door.

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

[QUOTE=Alasqano;4239556]Not that far off from some AMPs once you add .5 - .7 at door to $ . 40 for FS. Some demand $ for just HE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;4239329]Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

What does that mean?

Very curious?

SJ.[/QUOTE]The movie "We're the Millers" used that phrase, very funny movie. Loose pussy.

But I don't remember that.

Who said that?

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;4239796]The movie "We're the Millers" used that phrase, very funny movie. Loose pussy.[/QUOTE]

Vicky who's still working at Bliss used to be quite "open and playful " I have had the chance to FIV, DFK and CUNNI with her. Got lucky a few times and for unknown reasons she stopped everything. It is too bad because she has gorgeous B top and a cute little butt. I'm tempted to give it a try again but I know Bliss became very strict and strictly therapeutic.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;4184896]The wife of my friend used to be a regular there. In about 2016 one of the girls disappeared. Rumor was that she was fired for either performing services or for making arrangements to perform services outside of the business.

Expect nothing other than a massage.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;4239913]But I don't remember that.

Who said that?

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.[/QUOTE]Said by the mother in the other RV when describing her pussy during sex.

Very Funny!

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;4251381]Said by the mother in the other RV when describing her pussy during sex.[/QUOTE]

Recently visited this place on Nebel. New owners, new name. First thing I noticed was they installed actual doors (previous owners simply had curtains). I thought this was a promising sign (although the doors don't have locks on them. Drew an older Chinese lady, though her red-dyed hair made her look younger at first glance. No signs or hints of extras. I've had better massages, but the foot massage was spot on. I may return.

Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=MiracleMet;4230762]Stopped in a few weeks ago when their ad pooped up among the other AMPs on some website I've already forgotten about.

Went in and it's set up like Annies (curtained rooms walls open at ceiling (strike one). But then I get walked to the back where there's a private room with a door and everything (sign of hope! I give off all the "looking for love in all the wrong places" vibes possible and the massage is reasonably teasing, but at the moment of truth it is left as a regular old massage (which I had to wait extra time to get cause they were running late even though I had made an appointment.

I had thought I'd found a hidden gem in MoCo, but alas no. I guess I'm sticking to my two sure thing places in MoCo. If anyone wants to trade notes here where options are limited, PM me.[/QUOTE]I'll trade spots with you. Send me a message. I know of 3 spots in moco but always looking for more!

Decided try try Bliss earlier this week. Due to previous comments I was skeptical about the place but I certainly left happy! My question is this. When I walked in there were two incredibly attractive Asian women at the desk in typical clothing. One working the desk and another on the phone behind the desk. When I go back towards the room all I saw were older Asian providers in scrubs. Does this place have younger attractive ladies as providers as well or is it strictly a mature massage setting?

Gentlemen.

I had a link to the Chinese condos that vanished when another site of this type vanished.

I never had a chance to visit.

Could someone please provide me with a number (private message) so I can visit.

I appreciate any help, thank you.

Stay safe out there.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=CabDriver52;4259864]Gentlemen.

I had a link to the Chinese condos that vanished when another site of this type vanished.

I never had a chance to visit.

Could someone please provide me with a number (private message) so I can visit.

I appreciate any help, thank you.

Stay safe out there.

Most advertise on websites - will PM you

HK.

[QUOTE=TheJonn;4259526]Decided try try Bliss earlier this week. Due to previous comments I was skeptical about the place but I certainly left happy! My question is this. When I walked in there were two incredibly attractive Asian women at the desk in typical clothing. One working the desk and another on the phone behind the desk. When I go back towards the room all I saw were older Asian providers in scrubs. Does this place have younger attractive ladies as providers as well or is it strictly a mature massage setting?[/QUOTE]The two ladies up from are Spanish. They are workers only not therapist.

The 2 Asian look girls are from Nepal. Sometimes there's a 3rd one, Spanish. All front desk employees only, sadly. They recently have hired new providers but not attractive at all.

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;4260829]The two ladies up from are Spanish. They are workers only not therapist.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;4262689]The 2 Asian look girls are from Nepal. Sometimes there's a 3rd one, Spanish. All front desk employees only, sadly. They recently have hired new providers but not attractive at all.

.[/QUOTE]There are a few there good looking.

Greetings.

Longtime hobbyist that was referred to the site and have enjoyed reading the reviews and conversations.

I mostly frequent the AMPs near Rockville and Gaithersburg and and a few FS providers in the Mosaic area of Nova.

Although this is my first posting, I have been in the hobby for many years since Vicky's original spot to Lily to Melissa etc could put me in the senior category.

Looking forward to getting to know some of you better.

Chips.

[QUOTE=Chipsahoy1;4264427]Greetings.

Longtime hobbyist that was referred to the site and have enjoyed reading the reviews and conversations.

I mostly frequent the AMPs near Rockville and Gaithersburg and and a few FS providers in the Mosaic area of Nova.

Although this is my first posting, I have been in the hobby for many years since Vicky's original spot to Lily to Melissa etc could put me in the senior category.

Looking forward to getting to know some of you better.

Chips.[/QUOTE]They do happy endings there. Went there first time ever got one at end. Dunno if all do it but a girl named wina or vina will do it if you persuade with some 💸. 20 bucks was plenty. Rub and tug. I was able to touch her etc while.

This board is awesome. I don't post much but intend to start posting more going forward. Thanks for years of help and sorry up to this point I have been a information sucking parasite but will fix that going forward.

I absolutely agree, I also have been an information sucking parasite for a year but will now fix that.

[QUOTE=Dcjackall;4264889]This board is awesome. I don't post much but intend to start posting more going forward. Thanks for years of help and sorry up to this point I have been a information sucking parasite but will fix that going forward.[/QUOTE]

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I know you said you were going to start posting reviews instead of being a blood sucking parasite on the forum but you can't post about sucking tranny cock. It's against the rules.

We don't judge man, if you're into the BBC have at it, you just can't post about it and you really can't post pictures like that. Some things can't be unseen

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Which provider did you have at Bliss? Many questions from you rather than sharing accurate facts. And fairly new on this site too. Don't want to be suspicious but. We all need to be careful sometimes.

[QUOTE=TheJonn;4259526]Decided try try Bliss earlier this week. Due to previous comments I was skeptical about the place but I certainly left happy! My question is this. When I walked in there were two incredibly attractive Asian women at the desk in typical clothing. One working the desk and another on the phone behind the desk. When I go back towards the room all I saw were older Asian providers in scrubs. Does this place have younger attractive ladies as providers as well or is it strictly a mature massage setting?[/QUOTE].

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FYI, we aren't running a PM service. That asshole that told you that has been banned. Regardless of what a few assholes may tell you the cops don't read this forum. It wouldn't matter if they did though, everything here is hearsay. And for you ASSHOLES that like to say "but, but, but they get such good information here" cops know which one of these places is selling pussy long before you do. When the owners apply for the license the clerk who takes the application calls her lunch buddy at the PD. Then they keep an eye on it, if hookery chicks show up they send in an undercover, if the get a handy then they raid the trash to gut the cum rags with gives them probable cause. Then when the mayor or DA is up for reelection they raid them.

It's either that or neighbor complaints.

Nothing you post on this forum has ever, nor will ever, get used in court because it's hearsay and I will get rid of every last motherfucker that goes on the forum or PM's telling guys "but, but, but don't post anything because then they will arrest them."

Really, if thats true then Randy Stevens is a killer.

Randy, did the cops arrest you yet?

I didn't think so.

Moral of the story is no post on this forum has ever been introduced as evidence nor used as probable cause and it never will. So fucking tell the story.

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[BLUE]So let me clear it up. That way people don't have to run around PMing and getting the story wrong.

Some members, with unbelievably large entitlement attitudes seem to think they can come on this forum and put up posts telling guys not to post. They think that posting here gets parlors busted. Like the cops in MOCO are really the Keystone Cops and rely on you guys to tell them where the hookers are. Without any legal training and with complete disregard for he law and rules of evidence they tell guys "don't post or you'll get the chicks busted." I get rid of them because it's bullshit. Not one time, not even once has a post on this forum been introduced as evidence, one has never been accepted as probable cause, and they never will be because they are hearsay.

There are a group of you guys who jump on new posters and send them PM's telling them not to post TheJonn mentioned something like that, somebody had told him not to post through PM. I didn't need him to tell me that because the asshole, had already put up a post on the forum telling guys not to post. First I "edited" his post, thinking he would get the idea but no, this guy thought he was entitled to post whatever he wanted. So I got rid of that and banned him. He created a new user so I banned that as well.

As I said, we are not running a PM service here. We have a forum, you should post. You should especially post because if you use the forum as it's intended nothing will ever happen to you for doing it. Cops don't wait for you guys to find the MP's selling pussy, they have guys out, in cars, driving around doing nothing except seeing what's going on 24/7. They know. They always know. When they get enough neighbor complaints or somebody needs help with an election then they bust them. It's how it's always worked and how it always will.

Nobody is required to post, you can be an asshole if you want and horde information. Ultimately all you guys doing that are hurting yourself but when you start telling other guys they have to be parasitic douchebags like you are and not post then you gotta go.

Hope that clears it up.

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New to the forum, but not at all new to the hobby!

Going to be in the area next week and looking for info on this place. Appreciate it.

Decided to chance the crapshoot in rockville that was mentioned in this forum. Called the number and she asked if was coming. Called when I found parking and she asked ne to wait in the lobby, the handler came down to pick me up in some gym clothes, brought me to the room and asked if ineeded to use the shower which I decided to use since I had to wait anyway. The handler, which was quite cute and called herself daisy gave me adecent back rub. Everything else was pretty standard including the damage which was all together instead of the usual house charge then donation. Cute provider gave a standard service not amazing but very serviceable. What really stood out was the location and privacy of a whole room to ourselves.

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;4266554]Which provider did you have at Bliss? Many questions from you rather than sharing accurate facts. And fairly new on this site too. Don't want to be suspicious but. We all need to be careful sometimes.

.[/QUOTE]This is going back a couple of months now. But I had good results with Cassie and Cici. I have no idea how much the staff rotates and whether they are still there. Both were older Chinese ladies, and proceeded carefully. The treatment was acceptable but not great. My experience is better with providers in Nova who get more practice.

I tried Oceana as well in the next building, and found it disappointing.

L.

[QUOTE=Bayunco;4270723]Decided to chance the crapshoot in rockville that was mentioned in this forum. Called the number and she asked if was coming. Called when I found parking and she asked ne to wait in the lobby, the handler came down to pick me up in some gym clothes, brought me to the room and asked if ineeded to use the shower which I decided to use since I had to wait anyway. The handler, which was quite cute and called herself daisy gave me adecent back rub. Everything else was pretty standard including the damage which was all together instead of the usual house charge then donation. Cute provider gave a standard service not amazing but very serviceable. What really stood out was the location and privacy of a whole room to ourselves.[/QUOTE]That's all well and good, but the only crapshoot condos in Rockville mentioned are from over a year ago with Backpage ads. Do you have anything current, links to the post, or an ad, or a number to call?

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4272559]That's all well and good, but the only crapshoot condos in Rockville mentioned are from over a year ago with Backpage ads. Do you have anything current, links to the post, or an ad, or a number to call?[/QUOTE]Go to Cityxguide and search for Rockville in their southern maryland section. There are two ads there.

He's referring to my Chinese pop up post in the escorts section.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4272559]That's all well and good, but the only crapshoot condos in Rockville mentioned are from over a year ago with Backpage ads. Do you have anything current, links to the post, or an ad, or a number to call?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheJonn;4272906]He's referring to my Chinese pop up post in the escorts section.[/QUOTE]They appear to be gone already. I texted late last week. Spoke to them about scheduling for the next day. Texted next day to follow up and after 2-3 hours she texted back that they were closed that day but to try again. No answer since. C'est la vie.

Recently saw some very suggestive ads showing up in some of the other sites for Zen Garden Day Spa in Germantown. Reminded me of the old CL and BP ads that were not attempting to be therapeutic at all. Decided to TWFTT and check it out.

Unfortunately, there was no indication of any extras here at all. Maybe with the right masseuse or something, but I got no vibes in that direction whatsoever.

On the plus side, she was tall and thin and young-ish looking, had very strong hands and good deep tissue technique. Almost too strong at time, which I like.

Also on the plus side, she didn't react badly when I did the no drape thing when she first walked in, and then she was very relaxed with draping.

BUT. Nothing even a little bit flirty, avoided body contact, no chit chat, didn't respond to 'accidental' touch at all, etc.

And for the record, I'm usually pretty successful if there is a chance at all. In pretty good shape and have certain characteristics that disarms any suspicions.

So. Sorry, either I got the very straight laced gal, or this place isn't selling what it is advertising.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4272559]That's all well and good, but the only crapshoot condos in Rockville mentioned are from over a year ago with Backpage ads. Do you have anything current, links to the post, or an ad, or a number to call?[/QUOTE]I used to love Bliss, but got leery after I received creepy messages from an unknown sender trying to set up some sort of extortion racket. I got great service there while it lasted. Be careful, "gentlemen."

I saw Daisy on Thursday. Maybe something happened to freak them out. Maybe try a different number and contact them when you're ready to go. They've always been ready or close to ready when I call.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;4273348]They appear to be gone already. I texted late last week. Spoke to them about scheduling for the next day. Texted next day to follow up and after 2-3 hours she texted back that they were closed that day but to try again. No answer since. C'est la vie.[/QUOTE]

They did close for a couple of days but they finally got back to me and said they're open.

[QUOTE=TheJonn;4274229]I saw Daisy on Thursday. Maybe something happened to freak them out. Maybe try a different number and contact them when you're ready to go. They've always been ready or close to ready when I call.[/QUOTE]

I can confirm that they are open.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;4275948]They did close for a couple of days but they finally got back to me and said they're open.[/QUOTE]

Got a groupon Massage Season, Korean joint in Giant shopping center at Clopper and 124. Groupon only good on weekdays. Didn't know what to expect. Mama shows me to bathroom, then room. Can hear other people in room, dividers don't go to ceiling. Got undressed, average 40 something Korean woman with almost no English comes in before I lay down. I wouldn't call her good-looking but also not a creepy mamasan experience. I turn towards her went she walks in, she's not afraid of full frontal when she sees I haven't laid down yet. She tells me to lay face down. Starts to drape with sheet but I tell her I don't need that and she removes and pats my butt. Good sign. Didn't get a name (or forgot). Massage was decent, I'd give it a 7/10. Good pressure, decent technique. Only complaint was that she didn't quite get all the kinks out of my back, lower body portion of massage was fantastic. She's good with the legs, some teasing but no ass play. Was at attention for the flip, she was able to relieve tension there (tho was one of those who doesn't like to get it on her hands so strokes at the finish weren't full enough to really blast off). Mama asked how it was, I said great and tipped $40 to provider. Mama wanted 10 bucks for something I had agreed to at the beginning but didn't know what it was (she said, do you want _ for 10 dolla extra? And I said yes). Overall, great experience given location. Probably a really good provider in there if someone has a name (PM me if you're shy). My bad for not doing full recon with name.

Massage Season only has Chinese providers, NO Korean there at all!

[QUOTE=Backinthecut;4281776]Got a groupon Massage Season, Korean joint in Giant shopping center at Clopper and 124. Groupon only good on weekdays. Didn't know what to expect. Mama shows me to bathroom, then room. Can hear other people in room, dividers don't go to ceiling. Got undressed, average 40 something Korean woman with almost no English comes in before I lay down. I wouldn't call her good-looking but also not a creepy mamasan experience. I turn towards her went she walks in, she's not afraid of full frontal when she sees I haven't laid down yet. She tells me to lay face down. Starts to drape with sheet but I tell her I don't need that and she removes and pats my butt. Good sign. Didn't get a name (or forgot). Massage was decent, I'd give it a 7/10. Good pressure, decent technique. Only complaint was that she didn't quite get all the kinks out of my back, lower body portion of massage was fantastic. She's good with the legs, some teasing but no ass play. Was at attention for the flip, she was able to relieve tension there (tho was one of those who doesn't like to get it on her hands so strokes at the finish weren't full enough to really blast off). Mama asked how it was, I said great and tipped $40 to provider. Mama wanted 10 bucks for something I had agreed to at the beginning but didn't know what it was (she said, do you want _ for 10 dolla extra? And I said yes). Overall, great experience given location. Probably a really good provider in there if someone has a name (PM me if you're shy). My bad for not doing full recon with name.[/QUOTE]