Strip Club Reports

I am visiting the Boston area from Atlanta and have been reading the Providence list for a couple weeks in anticipation of my trip. From what I gather, Cheaters is the SC I want to visit. It also appears that due to the laws in RI, I can go to the club and ask a girl to a VIP dance and straight out tell her what I'm looking for (BJ to FS) and will get the girls price. Is it really that simple in these clubs?

I know I don't have a ton of posts so I thank anyone in advance that will answer this one.

[QUOTE=Crgnjul]I am visiting the Boston area from Atlanta and have been reading the Providence list for a couple weeks in anticipation of my trip. From what I gather, Cheaters is the SC I want to visit. It also appears that due to the laws in RI, I can go to the club and ask a girl to a VIP dance and straight out tell her what I'm looking for (BJ to FS) and will get the girls price. Is it really that simple in these clubs?

I know I don't have a ton of posts so I thank anyone in advance that will answer this one.[/QUOTE]

Yup.

(However, keep in mind that some of these girls are not 100% honest, and you can't sue them if you want your money back.)

[QUOTE=Boston P A]Yup.

(However, keep in mind that some of these girls are not 100% honest, and you can't sue them if you want your money back.)[/QUOTE]Just take your time, be really selective, specefic, and above all else, act like you're in charge, (you are), you know what to expect, (you do, if you RTFF), and never give them what they ask for up front. M.H.

[QUOTE=Crgnjul]I am visiting the Boston area from Atlanta and have been reading the Providence list for a couple weeks in anticipation of my trip. From what I gather, Cheaters is the SC I want to visit. It also appears that due to the laws in RI, I can go to the club and ask a girl to a VIP dance and straight out tell her what I'm looking for (BJ to FS) and will get the girls price. Is it really that simple in these clubs?

I know I don't have a ton of posts so I thank anyone in advance that will answer this one.[/QUOTE]

The list? Do you mean Strip Club List?

Kudos to you for wading through that garbage. That page has more idiot web trolls than a 9/11 conspiracy site.

Yes, Cheaters is the place to go for a sure-thing happy ending....provided you pick the right girl. If she's the hottest chick in the place or if she's a sweet talking hustler like you've seen in other strip joints, find someone else.

When you walk in, don't expect a "gentlemens club" atmosphere. Cheaters is more like if the Cantina in Star Wars had a nude room and Chewie was giving lap dances in a g-string.

Ah but I do love it so:)

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Cheaters is more like if the Cantina in Star Wars had a nude room and Chewie was giving lap dances in a g-string.

Ah but I do love it so:)[/QUOTE]

That has to be the most absurdly funny... yet completely accurate description of Cheaters that I have ever read!

[QUOTE=Brent01]That has to be the most absurdly funny... yet completely accurate description of Cheaters that I have ever read![/QUOTE]

Thank you sir;)

Thanks for all the responses. I did however go down there today before I saw any of them. I went in once I found the entrance and it was the darkest club I've ever been into. I gave my eyes a minute to adjust and had a seat where I could see the stage and look around. I didn't see anyone I was overly interested in. After about 5 minutes total I was approached. The girl pulled her top up, put her tits in my face and grabbed my crotch. She asked if I was ready. I said "ready for what" to which she replied "suck and fuck". Face was ok, but she had a great body. Enhanced firm 38D's would be my guess, a tiny waist and a tiny ass. Since I had not seen anyone better I decided to go for it. I know I hadn't been there long, but I was looking to be quick anyway. She grabbed a towel and took me back. $10 for the bouncer, $35 for the room and $100 for her. Everything was covered and the oral was not good at all. Lasted about 15 seconds and she was ready to move on. She got a little upset that I lasted longer than she wanted. Took about 30 minutes total. I don't have a name for you as she never gave it and I never asked. I can tell you that her accent was Eastern European. Maybe Russian or Check.

[QUOTE=Crgnjul]Thanks for all the responses. I did however go down there today before I saw any of them. I went in once I found the entrance and it was the darkest club I've ever been into. I gave my eyes a minute to adjust and had a seat where I could see the stage and look around. I didn't see anyone I was overly interested in. After about 5 minutes total I was approached. The girl pulled her top up, put her tits in my face and grabbed my crotch. She asked if I was ready. I said "ready for what" to which she replied "suck and fuck". Face was ok, but she had a great body. Enhanced firm 38D's would be my guess, a tiny waist and a tiny ass. Since I had not seen anyone better I decided to go for it. I know I hadn't been there long, but I was looking to be quick anyway. She grabbed a towel and took me back. $10 for the bouncer, $35 for the room and $100 for her. Everything was covered and the oral was not good at all. Lasted about 15 seconds and she was ready to move on. She got a little upset that I lasted longer than she wanted. Took about 30 minutes total. I don't have a name for you as she never gave it and I never asked. I can tell you that her accent was Eastern European. Maybe Russian or Check.[/QUOTE]

Try it again. This time have a seat near or at the stage and wait for the talent to show itself instead of going in with the first sweet-talking hustler waiting for a mark to come through the door. Only being there 5 minutes means you probably saw around half the dancers at most and even that depends on what time it was and whether or not the whole shift had even come in yet. Be patient, some are upstairs, some are out back, some are in the dressing room and some are giving private dances. Pass the time groping the women on stage or sitting near the stage and getting quick carousel dances that will give you a feel for what kind of backroom experience you'll get and how their body really looks and feels and yes, how tight her kitten is;) They'll make offers to you the whole time, don't jump at the first one, just say "maybe" or "I just got here and want to get warmed up for a while". The make your choice after you've been there a while.

As far as Eastern Europeans go, I haven't seen one there in ages. Maybe she was a blonde Brazillian. Sometimes Brazilian Portugeuse has that heavy feel to it.

What exactly is a carousel dance? how much is it?

[QUOTE=Bruno68]What exactly is a carousel dance? how much is it?[/QUOTE]Bruno,

I think P. B. Is referring to a "caberet" dance, when a dancer, often after her turn onstage, goes around and gives mini lap dances to the willing patrons for whatever tips they care to give, usually a buck or two at a time as she grinds your lap and you cop whatever feel you wish/she tolerates. Always a case of YMMV.

Went to Desires on Monday for the 1st time after being at Cheater's. Both clubs very slow late Monday afternoon. Cheater's had at least 25 girls working with only about 15 guys in the place. Got attacked before I sat down. Left shortly after arrival and decided to try Desires. I enjoyed Desires, girls very friendly and, this is a big PLUS, they all spoke english. About 10-12 girls working but most I'd rate 6-8 category. I just did a few .2 dances with a couple of girls. The drawback is they play a lot of 60's and 70's music which I like but those songs are shorter in length so your LD is only lasting 3.5 minutes compared to about 5 minutes at Cheaters. Much classier girls. I think my Cheater days are going to be lessened. Much more relaxed and non pushy atmosphere at Desires.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]...sitting near the stage and getting quick carousel dances...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bruno68]What exactly is a carousel dance? how much is it?[/QUOTE]
When I read PB's comment, I thought he might deserve some praise for a nice play on words...given that, the actual term is "cabaret dance" - where the dancer goes around to customers during or after her stage set, doing a short demonstration of her grinding talent. The customer tips a couple of bucks, sometimes more, depending on the length and quality of her demonstration. During the cabaret, the dancer may apply other incentives to inveigle the customer into spending more time and (of course) money with her.

Each club has different guidelines for the availability and timing of cabaret dancing - Cheaters pretty much allows cabaret any time in the mid-level areas of the main room, Fantasies allows it during day shifts during the dancer's set, and Cadillac Lounge allows it at the low tables in the main room any time. I haven't been to The Sportsman's Lounge recently, but I am pretty sure they allow cabaret dancing any time.

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[QUOTE=Viejo]When I read PB's comment, I thought he might deserve some praise for a nice play on words[/QUOTE]

Nope, no praise. I mixed up Carousel from the old Liberty Bookstore days with Cabaret.

Damn flashbacks;)

[QUOTE=Bruno68]What exactly is a carousel dance? how much is it?[/QUOTE]

To add to what Viejo said, here's something I mentioned about the cabaret dances a few weeks ago:

[I]"For once there were plenty of women offering the quick cabaret dances but three of them tried to pull a fast one by saying that cabaret dances were a $5.00 minimum and one (Eclipse) gave me this weak "I don't know if you knew it but those two dances I gave you are $20.00 since you're sitting along here". I laughed and said no they're not and said that I had been getting them there for 10 or 15 years and that they've been $1-$2 dollars. She came back with something along the line of "Oh, I'm new, I thought they were". Yeah, okay."[/I]

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So don't let them rip you off but do expect to tip more the longer they stay with you. If she works you for a few minutes, hits you up for a tip, then alternates working you and hitting you up, that's about right.

I visited Desires this week for the first time. Nice place, clean, about 6 girls dance on stage to 70's music. The beer was iced cold, and a free buffet as well. I was aproached by Tabitha, a girl in her late 30' or early 40's. Nice body, firm and shapely. She asked me if I wanted to go for a private erotic dance in the booth. .2 for the house and 1. for her. She said very sensual and erotic, get to touch and be touched, but sex, no hr, no bj. Just the dance.

Has anyone else been aproached for $$ booths or was I being scamed?

After reading all the reports about the extras at Cheaters, I was tempted to try it out. Went during the week to avoid the crowd but to my surprise there were quite a few people that night! As soon as I entered, I bumped in to Carla (not sure of the name). She was good looking, tall and well built. She immediately throws herself on to me and buries my head in her breasts and starts making offers. FS was available but I settled for a CBJ. She first quoted 150 but settled for 100. Very rushed and mechanical. The place also seemed very dirty! After the deed, I headed to the bar where I was approached by four girls, all asking me to buy them drinks! I found it very annoying. All the advice mentioned in this forum flashed through my mind but oh well! Total damage 100+35+10

Then headed to Satin Doll. This place was MUCH better. More girls and less people. Found Ruby on the stage. She is a 20 yr old gorgeous girl with the right attitude. She is not in to extras but does topless in the booth for the regular 25 bucks. Also found Roxanne and another blonde who gave a good time in the open area as well as in the booth. All in all, I found SD way better than Cheaters. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Nashua Guy]After reading all the reports about the extras at Cheaters, I was tempted to try it out. Went during the week to avoid the crowd but to my surprise there were quite a few people that night! As soon as I entered, I bumped in to Carla (not sure of the name). She was good looking, tall and well built. She immediately throws herself on to me and buries my head in her breasts and starts making offers. FS was available but I settled for a CBJ. She first quoted 150 but settled for 100. Very rushed and mechanical. The place also seemed very dirty! After the deed, I headed to the bar where I was approached by four girls, all asking me to buy them drinks! I found it very annoying. All the advice mentioned in this forum flashed through my mind but oh well! Total damage 100+35+10

Then headed to Satin Doll. This place was MUCH better. More girls and less people. Found Ruby on the stage. She is a 20 yr old gorgeous girl with the right attitude. She is not in to extras but does topless in the booth for the regular 25 bucks. Also found Roxanne and another blonde who gave a good time in the open area as well as in the booth. All in all, I found SD way better than Cheaters. Have fun![/QUOTE]

So you'd rather have a girl dance topless for you than have a girl get naked and blow you?

[QUOTE=Shamrock5]
Has anyone else been aproached for $$ booths or was I being scamed?[/QUOTE]

"booth" does not mean the same thing at Desire as it does at Cheaters.

If she was talking $300 for a one hour champagne room then she was not scamming you.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]So you'd rather have a girl dance topless for you than have a girl get naked and blow you?[/QUOTE]

Well, I can see the guy's point. Cheaters is an acquired taste and, let's face it, more of a brothel than a strip club at this point.

The Doll isn't my cup of tea either but I'm more likely to spend time at Fantasies or Desire than I am at Cheaters when I'm in the mood for a strip club. Once or twice a year I hit the Pink Palace and let Susannah work her magic. The rest of the time I'd rather call an escort than deal with CH. To each his own...

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]So you'd rather have a girl dance topless for you than have a girl get naked and blow you?[/QUOTE]My fetish is a good rack and a good face, so I guess my answer to your question will be yes.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]So you'd rather have a girl dance topless for you than have a girl get naked and blow you?[/QUOTE]You omitted a detail. I'd rather have a Satin Doll girl (looks: 8–10) dance topless than get blown by a Cheaters girl (looks: 4–7).

thanks for the carousel explanation. I have been to clubs that do that, but usually its the only kind of dance they offer.

I have been out of the game for nearly 3 years - i actually had to change my screenname. I used to do the street scene in boston and Northeast MA; Providence and Waterbury for MPs; springfield for strip clubs and Montreal for a trip to heavan.

I've been reading this thread and wondering why so many guys go for these strip clubs, not knowing what they'll get or what the quality is. Honestly, what's the attraction? You can go into a Providence AMP and pretty much know what you're getting and not spend that much more. Try Central Health, ask for Teri. Total damage: $200 and it's for good FS, and the place is very clean.

Thanks to all the contributors to this forum for their invaluable advise, I had a successful first visit to Cheaters this past week during the day.

I arrived early afternoon and was approached by a number of ladies as I drank my beer overlooking the main stage. Much to my surprise, all the girls were quite polite after I explained I was taking my time after just arriving. There was no hard sells and only one asked for a tip for just stopping by, which I declined.

I was looking for girls that had been previously favorably mentioned on the board and not fall for the hottest one, as had been advised here.

After poking my head upstairs to check out the sports bar (quite a large space), I returned downstairs and was approached by the alluring Allure. I recalled her positively mentioned here, and something about her exotic looks (and perhaps that fine rack of hers) turned me on. I bought her a drink at the bar and she became quite flirtatious with me. Asking me to touch her chest and telling me how horny I made her.

Thus confirming her acting abilities, I set about to agree upon terms. I thought I would first take a couple of lap dances with her to check our chemistry together. This went well, so then, once we agree what "everything" meant, we went to the booth. I was a little nervous based on past descriptions how disgusting the booth (even the whole club) would be, but it turned not to be that bad. Perhaps it's better in the daytime. I don't think I will be tempted to try the place at night.

About the session, it was well worth the $1 plus. 2 tip + house fees. She really worked at completing the mission and kept urging me to use my tongue on her ample chest. Being the "gentleman" that I am, who was I to refuse her request?

After we parted, I returned to the bar and, at my suggestion, bought a couple of the girls drinks. I had no problem doing this as the price was about half what I am used to at other clubs. It was interesting to meet other girls, like Foxy and Brunna, that I had read about earlier here. Foxy claimed the be a BJ specialist. Unfortunately, I was in no condition to verify her assertion. Perhaps next time.

By the time I left two extremely attractive dancers had arrived that I would rate at least 9's. One had straight dark hair and a killer athletic body with a perfect ass. The other was a blonde with a beautiful, near angelic face that reminded me of Leelee Sobieski ([url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005447[/url]). I didn't think girls this hot were supposed to frequent Cheaters! If anyone has the names of these girls and their experience with them, it would be most appreciated.

With a surprisingly good selection, I am looking forward to my next day visit.

Play safe.

I went to Cheater's last Thursday around 3:30p. It appears like economics are taking over a bit. A couple of the regulars had left because of the lack of client volume. I was specifically looking for Bruna. A friend of her's confirmed this to me - a nasty looking older brazilian dancer who should really not even be there. She was following me around a bit and I had to politely excuse myself from her presence, not once but twice. I am generally a respectful guy but this kind of got to me.

Saw some other usuals hanging around like "Lucy from the Dominican". There was a latina there I run into all the time but no longer dance with. Right now her hair is curly and shoulder-length. I forgot her name but see lied to me mentioning she was in school learning to be a nurse a few years ago. She had a new pathetic friend sitting aside her, I cordially walked over to say "hi", and the first thing she said to me was "my friend's birthday is today, can she have a tip?". I said "sorry, I have no 1's". She of course mentioned $5's, $10's, $20's... This girl has lost it - I walked away. Some of the brazilians got this down - appear as though it is NOT about the money!

I got outta there and went to Desire's down the street. I saw Carla when I walked in, greeted her, had a bottled water, then brought her in the booth where she proceeded to give me a HE / HR. Climate here was more upscale / upbeat, and I could actually see across the room with enough light.

I know this sounds a bit like a rant, but not a good experience of Cheater's and I think it is a sign of the times.

FYI
Saw Bruna on Wednesday, she told me she is off on Thursday. Still one of the best as far as I am concerned. Place wasn;t busy at all. 2 girls to every guy.

[QUOTE=Asianfever]I've been reading this thread and wondering why so many guys go for these strip clubs, not knowing what they'll get or what the quality is. Honestly, what's the attraction? You can go into a Providence AMP and pretty much know what you're getting and not spend that much more. Try Central Health, ask for Teri. Total damage: $200 and it's for good FS, and the place is very clean.[/QUOTE]

My initial thought is why not pay another $50 to $100 and get a full hour in a nice private hotel room? Additionally, not every guy likes Asian women (I love em' but Amps don't do it for me, I like GFE). Secondly, there is no mystery at Cheaters, you WILL get FS or BJ and it won't cost anywhere near $200.

I think the AMPS are certainly another option but if they were that much more appealing then all the strip clubs would have closed down long ago and the escorts would all give up and go to work in AMPS...

[QUOTE=Ampdude 2003]I went to Cheater's last Thursday around 3:30p. It appears like economics are taking over a bit. A couple of the regulars had left because of the lack of client volume. I was specifically looking for Bruna. A friend of her's confirmed this to me - a nasty looking older brazilian dancer who should really not even be there. She was following me around a bit and I had to politely excuse myself from her presence, not once but twice. I am generally a respectful guy but this kind of got to me.

Saw some other usuals hanging around like "Lucy from the Dominican". There was a latina there I run into all the time but no longer dance with. Right now her hair is curly and shoulder-length. I forgot her name but see lied to me mentioning she was in school learning to be a nurse a few years ago. She had a new pathetic friend sitting aside her, I cordially walked over to say "hi", and the first thing she said to me was "my friend's birthday is today, can she have a tip?". I said "sorry, I have no 1's". She of course mentioned $5's, $10's, $20's... This girl has lost it - I walked away. Some of the brazilians got this down - appear as though it is NOT about the money!

I got outta there and went to Desire's down the street. I saw Carla when I walked in, greeted her, had a bottled water, then brought her in the booth where she proceeded to give me a HE / HR. Climate here was more upscale / upbeat, and I could actually see across the room with enough light.

I know this sounds a bit like a rant, but not a good experience of Cheater's and I think it is a sign of the times.[/QUOTE]

It's not a rant, sometimes there just isn't anything good to say.

Bruna is still there. I saw her Saturday and Dk978 saw her last week. I try to stay away from her because she jams that tongue of hers in my ear like she's a brain-hungry zombie.

I had a shitty experience there as well. Allure, mentioned by Dk978 below, was the only one who worked me at all but I kept putting her off until unfortunately she and her black bikini clad body went home. There were a few others I wanted but they didn't work the crowd at all. I spent maybe 30 dollars at most, groped several good looking and twice as many bad looking women, then after literally sitting in the club, checking CL on my phone for someone new and finding no one, I said fuck it and left.

I think maybe next time, I'll try somewhere else.

Was in Prov for biz and stopped by Cheaters. Sat at the bar and some skanky Brazillian starts giving me a hj at the bar and says she'll finish me off right there if I dont want to pay the house fee for the back room. I gave her a ten and told her didnt want the stains. She got huffy and starts whispering she'll get me thrown out but calmed down. Then some blonde comes over and starts in on private room, etc, but wasnt for me. Finally another blonde comes over and I buy her a drink. Tell her I'm in town for a bit, staying in prov. She asks for my name and hotel, and disappears. Then a black girl comes over with an amazing body and starts cooing about bjs. Went in the back with her and had a great bj. She gave me a number too. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. After a while, the blonde comes back and says shes free tonight, gives me her cell and says to call. Great time, nothing like this in NY.

[QUOTE=Shamrock5]I visited Desires this week for the first time. Nice place, clean, about 6 girls dance on stage to 70's music. The beer was iced cold, and a free buffet as well. I was aproached by Tabitha, a girl in her late 30' or early 40's. Nice body, firm and shapely. She asked me if I wanted to go for a private erotic dance in the booth. .2 for the house and 1. for her. She said very sensual and erotic, get to touch and be touched, but sex, no hr, no bj. Just the dance.

Has anyone else been aproached for $$ booths or was I being scamed?[/QUOTE]Been to Desires and the booths a few times, and this is the case where YMMV. Some girls you're wasting your time and others earn their money back there. Best is to talk to the girl that's talking you up and ask her what's going to happen when you get back there. Most of the time you can figure out the ones that will be worth the time and money.

Does anyone know if tipping the guy who you pay the $10 to enter the Godiva room at Cheaters results in any extra minutes in the booth?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Dk978]Does anyone know if tipping the guy who you pay the $10 to enter the Godiva room at Cheaters results in any extra minutes in the booth?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

All it accomplishes is giving the guy at the door a few bucks - no longer time in the booth.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]All it accomplishes is giving the guy at the door a few bucks - no longer time in the booth.[/QUOTE]

Save your money.

Anyone know the name of the brazilian woman who works days thin curly hair long down to her waist blondish she usually wears mini dresses? What's the 411 for the booth? $ and delivery? My regular cheater girl has been acting up so I need to find a new plaything. Any help would be greatly appreciated

[QUOTE=Kevinm1]Anyone know the name of the brazilian woman who works days thin curly hair long down to her waist blondish she usually wears mini dresses? What's the 411 for the booth? $ and delivery? My regular cheater girl has been acting up so I need to find a new plaything. Any help would be greatly appreciated[/QUOTE]Her name is Camilla. I had a not particularly inspired cabaret dance from her this week. I didn't want to risk her in the booth, although she has a great body.

Speaking of great bodies, any info on Amber, a large chested blonde with pretty face? I would have spent time with her but had already used my bullet with Foxy. (A decent session.)

I will be visiting Providence on Monday and will be leaving late night. Since this will be my first visit and I have heard so much about the RI clubs, I thought of getting some info from the RI regulars. Any specific clubs that one can recommend? Also time to visit - day/night? particular girls ? What to expect and what not to? Any info would be helpful. PM me if you can, else post it out here.

In the mean time, I will start reading posts from last 2 months to get some info. Since the girls change clubs so often, I thought it was best to post here than go with old info.

Thanks,

Aski

A report I submitted a few weeks ago about Carla at Desire's and how she had cousin sisters at Cheater's is NOW at Cheater's! She's working daytime Mon thru Thurs.

Just a little background, with Carla while @ Desire's I had two private booth visits with her that resulted in full bi-directional groping and a nice HJ. Carla is a good girl, a Brazilian who speaks very good English, ~25 years old, tall, long straight black hair down to her mid-back, very nice body and shape, nice young perky boobs and perfect teeth.

Anyway, I go to Cheater's on Tuesday around 2:30p looking for Bruna and I see Carla right away. She is sitting at the vantage point catching new prospects entering the club. She comes right over to me and we exchange small talk and she draws me in to sit down. Meanwhile Bruna sees me sitting and comes over without acknowledging Carla and plants one on me right on the lips. Man, these girls are territorial. I included both in a discussion but saw the visual wrestling match between Carla and Bruna.

I decide to dance with Carla in the topless LD area for a couple of songs, with intention to go a round with Bruna. Bruna is very predictable and always guaranteed a fun GFE finish in the topless area. I finish up my two dances with Carla and she asks me if I am leaving, and I said yeah. She walks ahead but keeps looking back, then in comes Bruna for the swoop. We head back to the topless area for the usual (see any prior report on Bruna - that's what we did).

Club is slow, things are tough. You almost feel like a bread-crumb in a flock of starving seagulls in Cheater's sometimes.

[QUOTE=Ampdude 2003]She walks ahead but keeps looking back, then in comes Bruna for the swoop. We head back to the topless area for the usual (see any prior report on Bruna - that's what we did).[/QUOTE]

You're in deep shit now, maybe with both of them!!

[QUOTE]You almost feel like a bread-crumb in a flock of starving seagulls in Cheater's sometimes.[/QUOTE]

I've been there on slow afternoons - great analogy, but scary visual!!

This may be a long post, but hopefully some of you will get a chuckle at my expense!

I will start off by saying that I have and do continue to read much of this forum to learn as much as I can before asking stupid questions here. With that being said I will be asking a couple of "stupid" questions I hope someone will help me with answers without the obligatory "RTFF" comment.

After many many years (15-20) of not being in the Strip club scene I decided today would be my day to re-explore the PP. I have been reading alot here trying to get a clue as to what to expect and who to search out once I was there.

First I want to say man how things have changed. The anology I read earlier of the Seaguls and breadcrumb do not start to explain what the inexperienced soul is in for once you go through the gates of hell! I went there today just after noon time, walked through the double doors and immediately lost all my eyesite due to the darkness within, . It literally took my pupils 5 minutes to adjust to the dim lighting so that I could see what I was talking to. During that five minutes I was repeatedly groped and asked to go to the back for special services. Once I got a handle on my vision and a drink in my hand I remembered reading I should get close to the stage and use that as somewhat of a defense to wart off the assualt I was going to personally witness.

So with my drink in hand I made my way through the minefield of various bodys and found a seat on the second level overlooking the stage. Immediately I was approached, groped and given the hard sell routine by several women almost all of which were not acceptable to me. Being the nice guy I am I offered them a dollar for a quick 15 second grope and dance and then on to the next. After about 15 minutes and 7-8 girls I needed to refresh my drink so again with my head down I ventured back to the bar.

At the bar I noticed for some reason the girls seemed not as agressive and were letting the guys sit without jumping them so I figured I would sit there just so I could look around without being malled by the pirahna's swimming below. After 15 minutes a somewhat cute, small latin girl sits next to me and says hello. I got her name but instantly forgot because of my defense reflex of trying to keep an eye out for the next attack. 5 minutes into our conversation this girl is rubbing my buddy and pinching my nips whispering sweet nothings in my ear. I like my girls dark to semi dark with nice natural firm breast and a decent body which this girl fit the bill so I figured I would listen to what she had to say. $1. 2 for a BJ in the back plus the typical fees to the house. Hun I like you but not that much, you will have to do way better than that! $1. Plus the house for a really great BJ. No hun still too much I say! She then says "well tell me what you are willing to give", $80 hun and you get totally nude and let me play. Crash and burn baby, "no way she says I am worth more than that she exclaims". Well fine you have a good day hun and off I go.

So back down to the stage I go holding my head down looking for the incoming mortar attack and ever so ready to dodge the barrage! Before I even find a seat this tall bleach blonde (tall w/heals) heads me off and immediately pulls out a big set of man mades and pins them to my face. This girl had a very tight body but the huge man made breast kinda turned me off. As she was giving me a facial massage with her tits she starts the hard sell and I mean the hard sell. This girl was a pro and knew exactly what to say to get me to cough up and agree to the back room. "Honey, I will give you the best BBBJ and then I love to ride cowgirl to completion in my pussy, I am so horny and wet and no one has taken back there yet"! On and on till my little head was screaming to get on with it allready!

I thought I read here that it was $10 for the ticket and $35 for the booth but I could of sworn I gave $20 to the guy for the room and he gave me $10 back and I did the same to the bartender! Maybe I am wrong and my big head was totally dislodged!

Anyways, we take the room to the far right corner and she starts her routine. After a couple minutes of a nude lapdance and her telling me not to twist her nipples and not to touch her coozy she gets off and takes Mr. Johnson and starts a HJ. HJ was very good but immediately I could tell that she was intent on having me furnish the goods without anything more than a HJ. Couple more minutes and I mention to her to move down and give me some of that BJ she was telling me about. She does respond, but I notice she only spit on my buddy and was still stroking him. Now I am getting very close to popping the top, the wet HJ was very good but it was not what I paid for. Again I urge her to move on to the main show only to fail again as she moves down a bit closer and applies more lube/spit and quickens the pace of the HJ. Now I am doing everything I can do to hold off the fountain of truth and she obviously has the same determination in getting me to blow with just a HJ.

Well Mr Happy finally couldn't hold any longer and gave up his venom which she nicely laid all over my belly! I know go ahead and laugh your asses off at this dumb ass! Here I am sitting on this filthy couch with the goods all over my belly and not a stray peice of toilet paper to wipe down. To make things worse (another dumb ass move) I gave her the $100 before we started because she said that is the way it is done! Before I knew it she was gone and I was left trying to figure a way to get to the mens room to get most of the goods out of my shorts!

I wish I had remebered this girls name so I could let all know to steer clear, but again I am an idiot. She stood maybe 5'6" Bleach blond hair just below her shoulders D-Cup man made boobs and a very sweet ass, she was one of the nicer looking girls in the place. One thing I did notice was the overabundance of fat, ugly and broderline SW type girls roaming about. I would say out of the 15-20 girls I saw there were maybe 3-5 that I would consider to be somewhat pretty, the rest were a group of trolls I would be hard pressed to give much more than a SW type. Don't get me wrong I gladly give anyone of the trolls $50-$70 for a FS adventure, but in a SC enviroment I expect a little better quality than what I saw there. I can spend a half hour with most of the better CL girls and pay tops $150 for a great half hour adventure why would I want to pay $100 or better for 10-15 minutes with a very average girl at the PP?

O. K. So I know feel totally stupid, violated and taken advantage of and marked as an easy kill to all the vultures within the PP! I wll return though and next time I will not be so I'll prepared.

I do have a couple questions though and would appreciate some help from the strip club gods.

1.) Do you guys bring your own supplies? Condom, paper towels etc.

It only occurred to me afterwards that this girl had no pocketbook or anything she could carry the "Supplies of the trade", so even if I was to get to the promised land I would have been going BBFS, something I wouldn't engage in anyways and I am sure she had no intention of giving? Also it would have been nice to have something more than my shorts to clean up the goods with!

2.) Do you guys only give tip after services rendered and do the girls willingly accept this method of payment?

I have read some comments about cleanliness of this place and fully agree that you want to take a scalding steambath and a powerwash afterwards to get the thought of what might be on the couches off you! Do you guys put an artical of clothing, paper towel or something beneath you so your ass isn't sitting flat on the couch where hundreds of others have been passing there genes along!

Funniest thing is, and I don't know why, but I do want to go back and experience this place again with a better understanding of how things work. I have been so accustomed to getting the AMP experience (shooting fish in a barrel) where I know exactly what I am going to get before I ever step in the door, I think the idea of the "wild west every man for himself" at the PP brings out the caveman in me!

So go ahead and laugh at this and then please help me out so I am not such a mark for the girls on my next visit!

I had an opportunity to go to the pp today and as I had said before my usual girl had not baited the hook the last time we where together so I had wanted to try out Camilla. Well my usual was there all over me and she was apologizing about not calling me because her boyfriend/pimp had broken her phone again and this time had beaten her up (she was wearing long sleeves so maybe her story was true). Anyway as she see blocked me I watched miss camilla with several gentlemen and I kept giving her the eye. Finally my now ex usual took the freaking hint and told me she "loved me" and left to find some other pigeon I then go to the brazilian girl and strike up a convo get a qucik dance then off to the booths. I had a great gfe like experience with camilla and she even cleaned me off. When I got out of the booth my reg was getting off godiva she looked at me said "did you enjoy yourself" and stormed off. You think I upset here?