Report: 12 Ways To Get Warmed Up During An Escort Session!
The thrill of the hunt is one aspect of a monger's program, but this report is about enjoying your session after you've cornered the escort alone. LOL!
Of course, some of these options are best for 30+ minute sessions but they may also work for QTRs.
15-minute escort sessions may flow this way:
2 minutes of warmup.
2-3 minutes of head.
4-5-6 minutes of intercourse.
Of course, the intercourse can be longer but that would mean less time for what happens after.
2 minutes of basking in the afterglow.
3 minutes to get clothes on and get out of there.
Warmup: Getting CBJ-Ready.
I guess the younger guys get a boner in 15-30 seconds after starting but I'm 60+ and no matter how alluring an escort is, I will still normally need some type of physical stimulation and at least a couple minutes minimum to get Jr CBJ-Ready. I'll often say a short prayer to the Egyptian God Min to aid me on my quest for Bonerhood. Look him up, he's the only god with an obvious boner.
I can't remember the last time I didn't getting a boner, but I know it's happened 2-3 times in my career of at least 300 escort missions. I believe that happened in my times of no viagra from about age 50 where I didn't need any to when it was often enough of a struggle to achieve bonerhood often, but I always did. Now that I'm using, I walk in without a care knowing it's going to happen automatically every single time. As if I was young.
Warmup Options:
A1: Of course, you can just undress and stand before the escort (maybe with your hands on your hips or head etc.) and let her play with Jr until he gets condom ready and then move on to the BJ. Lots of guys do this. Especially for QTR sessions. But if you want to mix it up, here are some other ways I have used to get there, and they may also work for you.
A: Cuddling:
This is extra nice if the escort is a very good-looking one. You should always make sure your breath smells good and most escorts won't mind being face to face with you. Especially since hardly any mongers cuddle. Most escorts will welcome this change in the startup procedure.
I prefer the babe to be on my right side, and often pull the babe over so she's almost laying on top and all over me, in my right arm. I never forget to grab a handful of booty and maybe nuzzle her neck and to gently push her hand southward to start playing with Jr. The babe on my right side allows her easy and non-awkward access to Jr.
Note Note:
If you run into an escort that doesn't want to touch your naked Jr. , don't let that kill your buzz. Simply put your undies on and she should have no prob rubbing on Jr then.
Kiss Me all Over My Chest?
I love this option and I'm talking about ALL over my chest. LOL! Some will be happy to do this, and some will not. But the important thing is to not allow anything to kill your incentive to have a good time.
HJ:
Hard? Or Soft? Or Both?
Fortunately, none of my regular situations have a problem with touching naked Jr but I've worked around it before with a new babe, like wearing my undies and letting them work through them.
As far as how she treats JR while we're cuddling etc. , I prefer the gentle feathery touch on Jr versus the super-hard, squeezing and jerking. The rough stuff is OK for 15-30 seconds or so, but for me, once Jr gets going, simple teasing like finger dancing and tapping on Jr will do just fine. Let her fingers do the walking! NOTE: If necessary, gently show the babe what you want done to Jr.
Some Like It Rough?
On one occasion, a new babe who I suspect was used to mostly QTRs was practically punching Jr and that was a little rough for me and very unexpected, but Jr finally still rose to the occasion. LOL!
A Swig Or Two?
Some of my squad will often let me get a swig or two of their tits which are normally all in my face while cuddling. Ask for a swig and if they say no thanks, do not allow it to kill your mood. I know cuddling is a big departure from their normal routine because most mongers do not cuddle. Babe's love cuddling with someone they're cool with.
B: Sitting Side-By-Side Bedside Or Bottom Of Bed & Feeling Each Other Up. That's a lot of fun!
C: Standing Up & Feeling each other up. Groping each other etc. Let's "hug" it out!
D: Pretend you're not really interested or even asleep and challenge the escort to force you to get a boner.
I have done this a handful of times in my career & of course bonerhood will normally take longer because you're fighting it. LOL! NOTE: It also helps if you know the escort well because if you don't, she'll probably think you're a little weird and probably won't want to play along.
E: Dance For Me!
While I'm sitting on the bed, put that booty and pussy all up in my face and let me feel you up. She should also reach for Jr while she's at it.
F: Dance Together!
Most escorts would rather you keep your underwear on if you're going to slow dance with them but it's still a lot of fun. Doing the bump naked has always been a lot of fun.
G: Lap Dance.
H: Feel yourself up.
Why do that when there's a lady right there willing to help? But it's about whatever floats your boat. I'll admit that I've done that a few times.
I: How about a massage?
Since this is an escort visit, simply start the massage on your back and as soon as you get condom-ready, have her put one on and get busy. It may be better if you close your eyes. LOL!
Note: If babe is skittish about touching your raw Jr, simply keep your undies on and don't allow that to kill your incentive to have a good time.
J: Get her under a blanket and work from there:
Note: Most escorts do not want anyone to actually get under the actual covers of the bed they're using. So, a few years back, a few times I brought my own blanket and had us begin our work under the blanket. It was always a lot of fun. NOTE: A blanket can easily fit into a shopping bag!
Of course, this works well if it's a 30 or more-minute session so you can take your sweet, sweet time in your session and also if you already know the babe, she probably won't think you're weird. LOL!
K: Undress Each Other!
Or some variation of it like maybe you undress her or vice versa. With lots of feeling each other up etc. Note: You'll probably need to be in an at least 30-minute session to employ this option.
Bonerhood Achieved!
Note: For me, at least 60-70% or more Bonerhood is normally achieved within a couple minutes of some version or combo of the above and that's more than enough for me to move on to step #2, the CBJ.
So, that's 12 different ways to warmup and achieve enough of a boner for the CBJ while on a NON-GFE Escort Mission. Remember, variety is the spice of life, so mix it up!
If you have and comments or anything to add, please do.
Happy Hunting & Sessions!
SJ.
Looking for older Asian outcall
Hi everyone!
I'm coming to a conference this week and I'm staying in Dulles. I have a thing for older Asian ladies and I prefer outcall. If anyone can give me a lead that would be great.
Report #2: 8 Different Ways To Enjoy Your BJ!
OK, you've done stuff with the escort (cuddling, groping, standing there and letting her play with Jr, etc.) to get warmed up.
Now Jr is Condom-Ready and it's time to move on to your BJ or BBBJ.
Note: It helps if you have some sort of plan for your sessions and it often helps if you take charge of the session.
Here are 8 very different ways to enjoy your beloved BJ:
(Go-ahead and put that condom on girl!
Note: Most Non-GFE babes do not want to give head for more than 5 minutes tops. A guy once asked if anyone knew of any escort that would give him head for an hour. I wonder how that turned out? Since I have not seen a report on it happening, I don't think it happened but maybe it did?
BTW,
Most NON-GFE escorts and I personally see the CBJ simply as just a final warmup and teaser before it's time to finally "Enter The Dragon".
I'm lucky to be pretty sensitive so CBJs are always very noticeable to me. But it is in no way close to as good as pussy. Not for me. I simply cannot get my stroke on with a CBJ. But it's a very nice warmup and teaser for Jr.
Let's begin!
1: Laying in the bed.
And BTW, don't lay all over my leg (s) with your arm (s) on my chest or legs for example. I hate that and will gently get the escort off of me because in my experience, it negatively affects and slows down Jr's movement to serious Bonerhood.
Don't be afraid to gently ask her to get off you. If it's in the bed, I prefer she lay between my legs and not on me- at all.
2: Standing:
I personally use this often as a 1-minute final tune-up before I Enter The Dragon. I take advantage of Mr. Gravity and of course I feel extra powerful standing before a babe giving me head. Putting your hands on your sides like Mussolini is also a lot of fun.
3: Sitting at the edge of the bed with the babe on her knees before you. (My current fav in March of 2023).
4: Hand Or No Hand?
Fear Factor?
They use their hands a lot due to fear the monger will try to make them choke and a tight hand around Jr will stop that from happening. To me, it almost seems like they are often choking Jr way too hard, and I really don't like it. But different strokes for different folks.
Guess what?
IMHO, no hands feels way better for me so I gently tell them no hands baby, it's Ok, I'm not going to hurt you. I'll be gentle, OK? If necessary, use your hands to gently remove their hand (s).
5: She Sits On The Bed:
And you proudly stand before her. Brace one of your legs on the bed for another option in this position.
6: The Upside Down CBJ:
She's lying flat on her back, on the bed or floor as you straddle her. Just assure her you won't make her choke and she shouldn't have a problem with this CBJ position. LOL!
The time it happened to me, the bed was just the right height, and I didn't straddle her, but I stood at the edge of the bead, and she was upside-down giving me head. She is the one who decided to do it that way and I loved it.
7: The Chair CBJ:
You're sitting in a chair, and she delivers the CBJ. Imagine you're at your desk and she's under the desk giving you head.
8: Up Against The Wall!
This was always fun when it happened. There's something about me standing with my back on a wall and a babe sucking on Jr that was fun and exciting.
Other Options While Receiving Your CBJ:
A: Talking!
BTW, it's a lot more fun for me if I gently talk her through the CBJ. When I'm silent it seems like I'm holding something in, so I say things.
There you go baby! Yes, yes, yes, baby etc. , etc. , etc. If you've seen her before, tell her you REALLY missed her. You can also ask her questions that can only be answered with yes, and then have her murmur in agreement with a mouthful of your Jr. LOL!
Note: A good BJ will have you stuttering when you say things and stuttering on purpose is also a lot of fun.
B: Head Holding.
Most babes don't want this to happen because it also means there's a very good chance the monger will be stroking in their mouths and the escort may just get a penis in the back of her throat, leading to choking and gagging. I'm very gentle when I do this- infrequently. Some guys get off by running their fingers through an escort's hair.
C: Micro / Mini-Strokes! (Less than 1 inch).
I'm not trying to make her choke and micro-stroking while I'm getting a CBJ always helps Max-Bonerhood happen much faster and feels great. Gently moving slightly from left to right and around in her mouth also helps electrify Jr.
Man In The Mirror:
Seeing myself getting head in the mirror is always fun!
D: Length of time of the CBJ?
Sometimes it's only about a minute for me and I'm like. OK, OK, OK, that's enough, come on, let's do _ position. I do this because I'm there for the pussy. Not the head and the BJ is only a warmup for me.
And of course, they'll often try to continue for another minute or so. Maybe because they think I'm very close to bursting. But I'm not, but Jr. Is truly electrified 100% and I simply want to move on to the next and best part of the session for me. Often enough, I have to sort of say come-on and gently push them off Jr so we can move on.
Of course, if you really enjoy BJs, I guess the longer the better for you.
And that's 8 very different ways to enjoy your BJ with a few more wrinkles for even more variety and fun!
Enjoy & if you have anything to add, please do.
Happy Hunting & Sessions!
SJ.
In this hysterical addiction
[QUOTE=KingArt;6423267]You're so right. I've do e it twice, I regret it. Waste of time. We can't change our DNA, and they can't either.[/QUOTE]If you ask me what my favorite song of all time is.
It's Celestial Furnace. It's a song that perfectly encapsulates my escapades in this hobby and how getting feelings for a provider can completely fuck you up mentally.
You put your love, money, and faith into a girl who fucks you for one of those things. And hint it's not love and faith. You will get burned everytime. The months I spent with a provider I kept an arms length as I trained myself to do. But slowly and surely the addiction of sexual transaction became blurred by the illusion of affection until it was already too late, my guard was shattered and she slipped in like a poison in my veins. Promising me a life of lust and paradise as I railed her into every corner of the room.
Then half a year later. I was told to stop coming to see her. To stop texting her. Like John Wick at the end of the second movie I was declared excommunicado and denied access to the Continental. Presumably to be hunted down by all her new clients and boyfriends.
Moving on is even harder because the bar has now been set to a new high. I try to keep her dead in my heart but when I'm with a new provider soemtimes past memories of our time together get seared into my skull and it sours the session.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XdNtzLAbN1k&pp=ygUhY2VsZXN0aWFsIGZ1cm5hY2UgYWNvdXN0aWMgbHlyaWNz[/URL]
Celestial Furnace. It's my cautionary tale.
Save the prayers for 2morrow because
Today, you drown with me.
Inflation and the true cost of mongering
In the '90's I had a financial planner tell that if I just saved my Starbucks money (three bucks a day) I would be a millionaire. Well, I reached my retirement goal and still had my damn coffee. A recent post of mine made me think how I could have been super rich if I hadn't spent all my money on pussy. Below is a brief history of my pussy costs and how inflation has played a part especially in the last two years.
1970's.
Philippines short time (two hours) FS with no restrictions. $5.
Philippines All night FS with no restrictions. $10.
1980's.
Korea short time FS. $10.
Korea all night FS. $20.
1990's.
Bangkok all night FS with really hot girls. $30.
Jakarta all night pickup at Hard Rock Cafe or BLOC M for FS. $20 taxi money.
Singapore Orchard Towers all night FS with hot Chinese, Thai, or Filipina models. $100.
2000's.
DC area Chinese AMP FS (before 9/11). $50.
Cambodia hot Kumar or Viet chicks for all night FS from Martinis. $10.
Hong Kong apartment girl FS. $40.
Hong Kong bar girl FS. $50.
Bangkok short time bar girl FS. $30.
Bangkok all night FS. $50.
Philippines short time FS. $20.
Philippines all night FS. $40.
2010's.
NOVA AMP HJ. $60+40 tip.
NOVA AMP FS. $60+100 tip.
2020's.
NOVA AMP HJ. $80+60 tip.
NOVA AMP FS. $80+160 tip.
Mongering vs real relationship
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6423505]Sounds like you might need some counseling or group therapy.
Paid Pussy can never replace the relationships we have with family and friends. It's meant to be an expensive hobby just like golf. I have been mongering for 40 years and learned this lesson from the very start while stationed at Clark AB Philippines surrounded by 300 bars and 3000 bar girls who all sold their pussies for 5 or 10 USD. They were a great distraction from the heat, hard work, and separation from family BUT they could never replace the social interactions we make with the people we really care about.
This was also a great social experiment as I witnessed many young single dudes fall in love and marry these cute little province girls who worked in the bars to "feed their families back home". Most of these guys were taken to the cleaners and the two that I have kept in touch with? One married a cherry shop girl and she ended up fucking everybody before he divorced her and my other friend married the sluttiest bar girl I knew but is still happily married.[/QUOTE]I would have to agree it is impossible for mongering to replace family and friends, mainly because of the mindset when starting a relationship based on sex first.
I recently got out of the wash cycle after 30 years of mongering. During this period, I was in two long term relationships, the first a marriage. Both started off with chemistry and were affectionate but sex died off because neither of us put effort into it and so I looked for sex outside the relationships, mostly through mongering but also had a few FWB situations. Managed to keep sex and affection separate all these years and never fell for any chicks I mongered or had FWB with mainly because the chemistry was never there. Recently met someone with whom chemistry was there from day 1 and with whom I can combine sex and affection and hence being able to leave the wash cycle.
I think it is very hard to find someone you have chemistry and can combine sex and affection with if you start the relationship on the basis of sex, not saying it is not possible (as some have giving examples here of that happening and I'm sure each of us know of it happening with friends) but it is very low probability. That is because both you and the girl have to have chemistry and then to decide that affection is possible with each other. Chemistry is either there right at the beginning or it is not and good sex comes from good chemistry. So instead of finding someone through sex first, through luck and some design have found someone with whom chemistry and affection is there but sex also happens to be very good. For me, the physical aspects of sex are very important. She has to be good looking, skinny with decent natural tits, loves sex, loves giving BJs and just plain loves getting DATY and getting fucked.
Not saying there are no issues but we're working towards anal sex, LOL! And not to say I do not think about sex only relationships again and the variety of sex with multiple women. But I think the intellectual compatibility is really important and if that is there, then the idea of screwing over someone with whom you respect is not right. There is nothing hotter than a smart chick who digs you for who you are and digs sex with you. It is also really fun to find guys looking at us when we go out and then doing a double-take at me wondering WTF is such a hot thing doing with me. Wish you guys luck in getting out of the wash cycled if you do wish that, you can't keep doing things the same way and expect a different result, got to change the way you do things.
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6424133]
Hong Kong apartment girl FS. $40.
2010's.
NOVA AMP HJ. $60+40 tip.
NOVA AMP FS. $60+100 tip.
2020's.
NOVA AMP HJ. $80+60 tip.
NOVA AMP FS. $80+160 tip.[/QUOTE]One place that seems relatively immune to inflation is the rampant Chinese MP located on practically every street corner in Chinatown.
Took a small vacation up to NYC for the weekend and decided to hit up the for some authentic dim sum and then some.
Took the subway to Grand st and shuffled my way over in the rainy terrain to Elizabeth st. Named after a queen but for the afternoon I was treated like Royalty as I stopped by sunshine day spa for my first desert. I found it funny that as I proceeded to enter the door with its giant flashing lights and big ol open sign was locked. I noticed a small door bell and firmly pressed only to met with silence. Rain pelting my face I stood in the street the only white guy in a sea of Chinese passerbys who I assumed knew my guilty intentions.
It was then that I heard the click of an unlocking as the door slid open to reveal a milfy Asian in a leopard print dress. Sparkling red lipstick and Botox stretching her face like the pins from Hellraiser. Didn't speak a word of English so I couldn't get her name but managed to acquire the price of a half hour massage. $30. Yep. 30 $. Lead into a cramped hallway with tiny little massage tables with no doors but curtains draped over the cubicle. (That explains the need for the front door lock). I undressed and then the sensual rub down commenced. You know the typical soft touch around the legs and ballsack. A tease to get the juices flowing. Eventually I got bored of it, and decided to mosey things along. I lifted up her skirt to reveal some nice red underwear and started to do a little P rubbing of my own. She motioned for a HJ and I shook my head. She then motioned for FS with a fist pump and pelvic thrust and I nodded in agreement. She said $80. And all I can say is god damn it literally boils down to half the price for both house fee and FS. These ladies look just as good as any you'd find here in NOVA. Not telling you how you should spend your money but simply making an interesting observation.
Off came her clothes to reveal some pasty augmented Cs. A nice rack given her age. Body wasn't thin but wasn't fat either. For her age she was in pretty decent shape. My only complaint was her inability to let her face wrinkle. I much prefer natural looks and I find it kind of sad when Asians of all people who age pretty gracefully feel the need to turn to plastic surgery but I won't hold it against her especially given that in just a few minutes time I'd be holding something else against her. She opened a jar of oil containing a bucket a hats and proceeded to give me a pleasant BBBJ. Here in Chinatown it's basically a given. She then placed a hat on junior and I bent her over the table and plowed away grabbing on to both her tits until I busted my nut in the condom. $110. I spend that much here just for a handshake most days.
My hunger was ravenous and I decided hell since I brought $$. 3 with me let's see if I can make magic happen with the other half of my stipend and traveled even further down Elizabeth street until I came across another spa. This one was on the first floor of an apartment complex and I had to be rung into the building. After getting access via the buzzer I headed down the hall and came across a steel bolted door with a print out picture of a women getting a massage and figured this must be the place. Before I could even knock or press the doorbell, I heard the click for the second time today and the door opened to reveal an older lady with a gorgeous face and a skinny body. She was wearing a tshirt and sweatpants but made it look good. Pretty banging body given she was probably nearly twice my age. I was lead into the spa where a couple of other ladies were having tea. One with blonde hair, a bit pudgy but not too bad. The other was a little more frumpy and although perhaps only a few of you will get the reference but looked like the lady who runs Anna hessentoil here in NOVA. Lucy, the one who opened the door for me lead me all the way into the back room and told me to undress. It was another doorless cubicle style room with a massage table and a curtain draped over the wall. A little bit more spacious at least then my previous venture. I was kind of stricken by Lucy's beauty, everything about her was natural from her shoulder length dark hair to her slender frame, and was hoping she would be the one attending me.
She came back wearing red dress but I overheard another gentlemen enter at this time and be placed into the room and I guess he had requested her because she told me she had another appointment and that there will be another girl to attend me. She saw the look of disappointment in my face and whispered to me "come back next time I do for you" but like a cool vagrant I replied "there won't be a next time. I'm not from around here. I'm from the land of lovers. The good ol VA. Maybe my monger senses were activating but I could sense it. This chick is as wild and I couldn't let the opportunity pass me as I was about to have a most glorious fuck. The loins were screaming. Caveman hormones began to take over and I really got the urge to want to rail this chick senseless so I channeled my inner trump and established the art of the deal. I says to her I says. 5 minutes! That's all I need. Give me 5 min of your time and I promise you. I'm gone and you can continue with your regularly scheduled programming.
She goes 5 min?
5 min and 100 $.
She paused. $120.
Deal.
And with that I paid her the money pulled down her dress to reveal her slender butt naked body and began nursing away at those soft natural B titties.
I pulled her up into the table and motioned my rock hard rod inside her. BBFS was given the greenlight as long as I didn't finish inside her. For the next 4 min I was going in and out of that tight pussy like speed racer on track. She was moaning loud and a part of me wondered if the cuck next door to me was getting erect at the thought of giving him my sloppy seconds. She told me she wanted me to cum on her tits. But as I thrusted harder and leaned closer to her she says no on second thought "I want you to cum in my mouth" I lean into kiss her and I could taste the cigarettes she must smoke like 4 packs a day but hell who am I to judge she's in great shape.
I pull out from mish and turn her around to get onto the table. She grabs junior, soak and wet from her pussy juices and plops that bad boy into her mouth and begins bobbing for apples like she's about to make the best damn pie. She's throating my dick hard and her skills were out of this world. A minute of her sweet orchestral rhythm comes to a crescendo and I unleash a symphony of semen right into her throat. She gags but like a champ swishes my children in her mouth like listerine and spits it into a paper towel.
For $$. 3 I was taken to cAMP heaven. I hope NOVA can step it up because I might just have to take more trips to Manhattan C-town. Maybe I'll try that blonde next time.
NYC sexguide has a pretty popping board so I figured I'd share here. Feel free to PM me any cool stories if you brahs have any. I always love a good story.
We're already drowning.
