How to meet this hot lady?
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;5038461]Arianna is tall, lean, and fit.
Had an energetic session with her in Cascada.[/QUOTE]I am so envy and want to meet this lady! Would you mind share more specific details about it?
Sexy La Zona Saturday afternoon
Saturday went down for lunch with a couple bros, arriving about 2 PM. I was hungry so had to go for lunch first.
Walked South on Ninos, stopped at a tienda at Calle 1 corner to buy some beers, only 17 pesos for a bottle of dark or pale Mexican Bohemia, one of the tastiest beers in the world, beating Heineken by a wide margin, and only slightly behind Guinness Dark Ale and a few specialty craft beers in taste. Every guy tasted Bohenia got hooked.
Crossed the Calle 1 to Choforo Mariscos. I like light lunch so I can roll with the chicas hehe. Ordered a shrimp coctele mediano for 90 pesos or $4. 50, fresh, juicy, delicious shrimps in tomato juice. The bro ordered a speclal combo, 2 shrimp tacos with a soda for 60 pesos. The place charged 15 pesos for bringing beers in, no big deal; sea food just taste a lot better with beers. The damn ATM in HK was not working so the bro paid for lunch with his pesos Thanks. Got some pesos at the exchange then walked back to La Zona, the mariscos guys at the School Girl corner just started selling their live sea food with oyster, clam, cockles ect raw in shells or in cocteles, tiostadas. This spot is nice, clean, cheap with fresh raw seafood lunch and dinner. He would let you hide a beer. Just don't let policia see you drink in public. Sadly he closed up early due to lack of business. Across the street is a fried seafood tacos stand, with sea food soups, shrimp tacos 30 pesos, enchilada 45 peso with cheese and spicy sauce. I find them too filling and only eat fried food after a couple rounds of sex.
Went in HK. It was too early so talents were weak. Could not find the few girls I really wanted. We went out to the alley. Talents were also not so good for me, but the bros found a few of his favorites. His taste is closer to Mexicans so he has plenty of must-do choices in La Zona hehe. The bro took a hot girl to the hotel. After walking the alley a few times I took the spinner Cheryl to hotel Cascada. She was tiny, not the prettiest but OK for early Sat, groaning, breathing heavily, sex with her was OK.
The bro had some back in HK looking for me but not finding, so he went off for a hair cut. Back in HK to drink, swapped the coupons and got a couple vouchers for 2-4-1 beers, $5 for 2 Bohemias, a very good deal. The bros did not to drink more beers so they were all mine hehe. We were kicking back, drinking, watching girls and sports on the large screen TV. Spotted HK's floor manager roaming the club, called him over, explained to him with my pidgin Spanish that mi amigo was actually a hot shot VIP from across the ocean, so HK should honor him with a free drink. The manager quickly asked my wingman what he wanted, just una aqua, gracias! The manager ordered a mesero to get the free drink. My wingman is way to polite and generous, he even tipped the mesero, which should not have been necessary under the order by the manager. The mesero would remember him as a special guest of the manager in HK and treat him with special care from now on hehe.
A few hot girls showed up for work after 4 PM, Arriana the spinner with curly blonde hair, pretty face, snub nose, looking like a small Marilyn Monroe, She's not warm, fun, sexy, but pretty hard and cold in bed so I just ignored her. I told the bro he could walk around the club, find any girls he likes, buy her a $9 ficha and have a lap dance for half hour with kiss, lick, touch, squeeze, grope, probe, any way he wants, unless she objects, with rarely. He walked around the club and brought back a big girl with huge boobs, huge butt, lots of tats all over, just the type he likes hehe. He was sitting with her on a couch in the middle of the club, tenderly kissing her mouth, squeezing her boobs, groping her crotch like a young boy with his first love hehe. It was fun to watch. Then he got an agreement and took her upstairs, came back saying she was very passionate.
HK talents did not improve by 4 PM so I went out and grabbed tiny Yvonne in front of hotel Garcia. She's a lean spinner with a pretty face and very nice, warm, sexy manners with the best BJ skills in town. Got erected quickly and was ploughing into her tight pussy for a long time, watching her pretty eyes flutter in pleasure. Damn, La Zona is just so sexy and so much fun.
Had a fun, sexy afternoon with pretty chicas, and drinking, partying with the bros hehe.
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Adventures in the Netherworld (Repost)
I decided that it's bad juju to post Lorena's face on the internet so I had the OG post deleted and I'm reposting with her face blurred to protect her identity. I will share if you're vetted by admin, and only if you're serious about giving her business.
Decided last minute to '80's taco bell slogan, and parked a little after 8 PM at the $9/10 hour parking over the bridge from the border entrance. Got sweated by boarder patrol regarding an expired passport and it was handled with a little Mexican diplomacy. Honestly, if you're thinking about walking over, don't do what I did. It ended up costing half as much to get over once. I will be fixing my issue as soon as I get home. I'm planning on boondocking in SD and rendezvousing with some wing men tomorrow.
Took the Herb Alpert express and did a quick round and checked out the merch. Ran into Lorena, the amazonian snu snu queen, who I've seen before, pictures attached. Ended up seeing Sophia from Puebla. She's thin and got a gorgeous face. Reminded me of Donna from Twin Peaks, but cuter and without the resting B face. She can ride and grind like a champ!
Walked the clubs next. Everything is open now, though you still need to wear a mask to enter. Got suckered into 2 for $4 beers at the Gloria bar, and it was depressing in there. Slammed the beers fast as I could and got the hell out.
I end up chatting with a fellow traveller in Chicago Club he tells me how to see the best parts of the clubs so we roll. We run into his reggaeton rapper brother at HK so we hang with him and his girl over tacos and the 7th floor at Cascada. I decide it's time for me go for seconds so I say my goodbyes and I head out.
I'm looking for special service and the girls on the main streets generally don't provide it. Find a old lady name Vanessa NE corner of Rev and Coah that was willing for just the right rate. Not great looking but the service was pretty good, and not horrible body. Definitely worth it.
After that, I had the choice of staying at a hotel or heading back to the car and chose to do the later. Relaxing at a CA beach and letting the eggs rest for another great night tomorrow.
Maybe we got to get it while it's good?
[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;5052080]Is the Pandemic over in Tijuana? Asking because Europe is in Lockdown again.[/QUOTE]I've noticed that other countries as well as other states here in USA are starting a second shutdown. I couldn't head out with Capt Solo last week because at last minute I had plans but did end up going a little later in the day. Thanks for the invite Capt and hope your offer still stands for next time? Anyway I parked on USA side and walked through as I always do and when I get to the spot right before you cross over the lady asks for my Passport and calls a guy hands it to him and takes me to a room with like 20 other horny dudes like me LOL. First time that's ever happen to me my whole life. Some of the guys in there are saying that last time they paid like 60 bucks to let them cross although I don't know why that is? Bribery. ? Idk! I was like fuck that. So after like five minutes I'm called over to talk to some guy and he's asking where I live, where I'm going, how long I'm staying blah blah blah blah blah. So I ask him what is going on here? He tells me that he asks the questions and that's how this goes. So I stop him mid sentence and let him know hey you're not getting any money from me and if you don't want me to cross then give me my passport back and I'm leaving. This kinda annoys him because now he realizes he's not getting anything from me so he starts his speech about the pandemic and don't I know that I shouldn't be a tourist in his country blah blah blah again. Mind you I told him I was going to visit my parents in Ensenada and make sure they were okay and take care of anything they needed done around the house not being a tourist. But I clapped back by asking him "so you're doing this because of the Covid19? He said Yes. So I asked him you think it's a great idea to put everyone and only males in that small room if this interview is about the pandemic? Well with his stupid look on his face he tells me okay you can come across today but remember he has the authority to not let me come back ever. And I told him good send me back then if that's what you want to do send me back and I'll just drive across anytime I come back then and hopefully you are standing there to stop me from coming. I told him this is for you and your friends to try and make money of people coming to Mexico but that bullshit is not working with me so do what you got to do and he hands me back my passport and says have a nice day lmao. So with that watch out for these fools trying to make a quick buck.
A sexy and exciting paradise
Renata is known for her lively and spicy personality as well as her huge milk jugs hehe. A few guys are captivated by her sexy assets and personality. Glad you had a hot time with her.
Looked like you figured out how to work the HK scene. You could have taken Athena to a dark spot and go to town on her sexy body before proposing. You made quick deal with her. Hope you did not pay $100 for the hot session.
I thought you hit it off well with Violeta the first time. Bar girls and street girls will punish you for your low-ball offers, restrict access and give you hard times in bed. You are lucky she let you stick your dick into her kitty and had your third pop. It's very nice to have 3 pops a night with TJ's compact sex scene, not possible in most other locations without spending a lot of time and money searching. Lots of guys are psychologically sensitive and cannot even pop if the girls give them even the least resistance. You should not feel depressed and should celebrate your victory with 3 conquests.
When renewing passport, you should add in the passport card for $10, convenient for land crossings. Also apply for NEXUS or GLOBAL ENTRY so you can cross quickly without waiting hours with your bladder bursting. When waiting in long lines you should ask your neighbours to hold your place while you search the stores for restrooms. A few stores along the path charge $1 for the privilege, or you can always buy $2 empty Gatorade bottles from street vendors hehe.
Tijuana is a sexy and exciting paradise with lots of hot girls day and night for guys with high sex drive with or without budgets.
[QUOTE=Dickduck;5055511]Sorry for the slow update, here's my report for my trip on 10/24 with el Capitan.
Hitched a ride with the Captain and another bro from a trolly station a few stops before the border. Got to the Zona and had some quick sea food before checking out HK and got a little inspiration from a dancer. Went to take a look at the the street girls. It was still around 2 PM and the grade A meat was not out, but there were some beauties. Jacklyn, who I wanted to see from months before was there, but when I went to go look for her I, for some reason thought she was a blonde, and did not spot her when I went back. I must be going senile, or maybe overwhelmed by the options. My first for the day was Renata, who has a nice smile and an incredible body (pics below). I mished her got myself to the edge and had her bring me over the hill with her on top with her perfect gallons of milk over my face. Only Andrew and Alexander to play with her, not bad at all.[/QUOTE]
The best steaks in Tijuana
Some of these TJ's steak houses are way over hyped and prices ridiculously too high. Their alleged free range, grass-fed Argentinian beef are likely grown in Costco hehe. Cheripan had a good clientele but closed down for good since 2016. Its steaks were definitely not Argentinian. We paid about $50 per head with wine, no desert, definitely not worth it.
It makes no sense to go to TJ and pay higher prices for lower quality steaks and poorer service than what you can have at Mastro's, Ruth Chris, Morton ect in California.
My favorite steak is Azul's huge rib eyes, order it medium and cut up. Have the mesero bring it with tortillas and trimmings to HK. Roll a chunk of beef in the tortilla, add salsa, guacamole and hot sauce, feed it to your sweetheart. The girls just love that bite hehe. Quite a few HK girls go to work literally hungry. Soon poor hungry girls would notice the food distribution and walk by for a bite. If you buy them a drink, 4 or 5 of them would sit and party with you all night.
My next favorite places are Mr. Pampas or Churrascaria do Brasil in Zona Rio, AYCE grilled beef, pork, mutton, seafood brought burning hot to your table all night for less than $15 per head. You can taste all different cuts of meats here. One of my wingmen is a big eater, gulped down 7 or 8 plates of meats then a few more plates of desserts. I was at Churr do Brasil across from Plaza Rio a few weeks ago. Their salad bar was small, some of their meats were not fresh due to slow business under CoVid.
Don't make the mistake of wining, dining, romancing the alley's old, ugly, retired street girls posing as princesas hehe.
CoVid fall outs for Mexico's oldest profession
Saturday a cold front moved across So Cal dumping a lot of heavy rain shower, no go TJ. Sunday the sun was out but air was still cold. Drove down to TJ for lunch and recreation, arrived about 3 PM. Cold air and occasional rain prevailed over the area.
Stopped by a tienda to buy beers then went to Mariscos Paisanos at the school girls corner. His raw oyster was medium size, 50 cents a piece, but tasted very good washed down with beer. He said if policia caught us they would confiscate all his seafood inventory, which may be worth around $20, and we would have to pay for it.
It was rainy and cold. Not too many street girls were working, like half off. Went in Chavelas. 2 girls were in a soapy lesbian show on a low stage in the middle of the bar, eating each other out and pumping each other with huge dildos. The first time I saw a dozen nice, slim, young girls sitting in the club. A smiling young girl quoted me $100, I countered with $60, she then offered $80 and would not budge.
Went over to Hong Kong, still in hungry mode with only 2 sec guys at each door, not too crowded and the West wing roped off. Talents at 5 PM were very weak. My wingman groped a hot dancer on Kowloon bar and found her crotch very wet. She offered him $100, then quickly dropped down to $80, then $60. Looked like a lot of HK girls were hungry and anxious to do business. Not sure why he did not pull the trigger. I wanted to find a specific girl but she was drinking with a guy all night, talking loud and acting wild, very unlike her, must be drunk.
We sat drinking near Pista Norte. After 8, lots of hot, fresh, young girls showed up to work. We invited a couple hot girls to sit and drink. My wingman cannot speak one word of Spanish but loves to cuddle with girls, kissing, squeezing their boobs, groping their crotches.
I found a girl from Cancun who spoke good English. The wingman was ecstatic, sat and talked to her, bought her many fichas while his hand were roaming everywhere on her body. She was working in Cancun's clubs with Nortenos tourists but business has been dismal all year under CoVid, so she flew to TJ to work. Got her tel. She promised to line up many of her friends in Cancun when we go on vacation.
Wingman grabbed another girl, a HK regular I have seen in years. After a couple drinks with lots of groping, she wanted to go upstairs. I had to do the translation. She started out with $100 then dropped down to $80. I explained to her that the guy was out of money and could do only $60, which she quickly accepted. He asked me for a loan so I took out my wallet and handed him a few bills discreetly under the table, but she saw it. Nothing escapes bar girls' hawk eyes. I did not lie to her. She gave him a very hot session and did everything humanly possible for him, but he could not pop. The beers must have dulled his sensation. He came back down, resuming drinking, kissing, groping with a few more girls. Looked like he was starved for love and affection, not just sex.
I invited a couple nice, young girls to drink. They were all new to the business, nice, slim, young, fresh, pretty, gentle, wearing tasteful clothes, did not talk or act like hardened bar girls. The young girls all spoke adequate English, one from GDL spoke English nice, slow, with no accent, like a proper girl from a good family. She said she has an American BF and had moved in with him in the US, but he lost his job after CoVid, so they moved back to TJ for the low costs of living; she went back to work in HK to make ends meet. Her BF was sitting in HK drinking, eyeing her all night. She was nice, slim, gentle, natural boobs, beautiful overall with light skin and pretty face, with a string of characters tattooed on her spinal column. Damn sad story.
I collected tel numbers from a couple hottest girls from a few major cities. They said they have lots of friends and can hook us up when we go on vacation. If they are not there, they can always send us their friends. We have a nefarious plan to fly out of TJ for a sexy vacation in a couple cities in Mexico, the only way to vacation outside the US. Will see how that works out with the girls' contacts.
If the bros have tels for hot girls in CDMX and Monterrey, please swap with us.
The robbing policia patrols
TrueMaster.
Policia patrols like to pull cars over on Coahuila after Revo, a dark, deserted stretch of street to shake down people. They suspect mongers have drugs and money to burn. They also tow any stolen or unregistered cars, Mexicans drive California cars with expired licenses to avoid tax and fees.
I drive my onw car down and got stopped a few times but I held my wallet and all my money in my hands; they did not steal anything. One time they accused me of running a stop sign. I had to give them 400 pesos or $20 tp get off. Even my wingmen told me I did not stop the car completely. Another time a few weeks ago they stopped me for running without tail lights. Tail lights were actually out. Instead of a ticket I gave them $40 to get off. 5,6 other times they just did body and car searches and let us go with no demands for bribes. They had a good laugh with the number of condoms in my back pocket hehe.
It's wise not to carry in any drugs. If you have to give them some money, it's just a cost to visit the hot chicas. Treat them like a bunch of hungry security guards that you have to tip occasionally.
[QUOTE=TrueMaster;5062668]I was at HK Friday arrived around 1 PM and there was a good ratio of girls to guys at HK and Adelitas but HK had much more. Mask required to enter then once in nobody cared. The street seen was decent maybe 60% less crowded than normal but there seemed to be a few more really hot chicks on the streets than normal. Maybe girls that don't normally work are out not sure but I was surprised they were not working in the club. No lack of choices inside or out of the clubs.
I did get harassed by the cops when I was leaving at 6:30 pm in my taxi. We got pulled over like 1/2 mile from HK they had me get out of the taxi and stand with my hands on the trunk then they emptied my pockets and asked if I had any marijuana or drugs. I didn't have my wallet or bank cards just my passport card and some cash. They let me go after they emptied my pockets maybe because I had no way to get more cash not sure but there is now an electronic MJ pen tucked into the seats of a TJ taxi.
I did ask the taxi driver after and he said if you have anything on you then just give them $100 and they will let you go so that is good to know for future reference. I will stick with some edibles before crossing next time[/QUOTE]
