Stupid shit in St Louis

[QUOTE=RuberAvis;5665502]And some could say that you should feel like a "childish piece of shit" for bitching and moaning about a price increase.[/QUOTE]Some would say that. Others would say that there's plenty of reviews where people discuss prices and how they think it's excessive. I don't give a fuck if it's a favored provider. It was my opinion. It was my understanding that there was some sort of understanding between the mongers here that we don't run back to providers to stir up drama. LOL Silly me. Childish piece of shit though? Not by a long shot, Mr. Knight.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5667228]Some would say that. Others would say that there's plenty of reviews where people discuss prices and how they think it's excessive. I don't give a fuck if it's a favored provider. It was my opinion. It was my understanding that there was some sort of understanding between the mongers here that we don't run back to providers to stir up drama. LOL Silly me. Childish piece of shit though? Not by a long shot, Mr. Knight.[/QUOTE]Ill stick by what I said.

[QUOTE=RuberAvis;5665502]And some could say that you should feel like a "childish piece of shit" for bitching and moaning about a price increase.[/QUOTE]In fact, looking at your 29 posts, a large fraction are all about Parker and sticking up for her, another fraction is sticking up for other providers, one is also saying a provider is charging too much and another fraction get deleted by the admin. Lmao You have no dog in this fight. Go have a seat.

[QUOTE=StevenHyde;5665538]First of all, to be clear, I am not the one that sent Parker the screenshots. There was really no need to do that, since she like many other providers keep an eye on the forum from time to time. That said, I don't think that there is anything wrong with looking out for providers with whom you have kindled a friendly relationship. Treating providers with respect and with professional if not friendly regards may indeed lead to benefits. I don't think that being a white night or a simp it is a black or white issue, it's more complicated than that and if approached with some nuance one might have better luck navigating their way through the hobby. For example, I will not waste my time going out of my way for providers that I do not respect and have not provided top-notch services for me. But, for a few that I do value I will go out of my way. It's called a reciprocal relationship, and it works. I have had sessions with my favorite providers turn into true GFE and PSE sessions with no time limits. I have had providers offer me extras which they did not offer to 99% of their other clients, and this is in large part due to the fact that I treat them kindly, support them emotionally as well as economically, and tipping very well certainly doesn't hurt. For example I will tip $100 on top of whatever the hourly rate was that most people pay, and for such a small token of appreciation I receive and experience and loyalty second to none. I know that being a so-called white night violates the bro code, but seriously bro what are you going to do for me. You certainly can't do for me what she does for me LOL. Just my two cents. I rarely play the white night, but I do not limit myself from playing that card for the right provider.[/QUOTE]Well framed reply, unlike the other knucklehead. I'm aware provider's make usernames and roam these posts, had she called me out based on her findings, that would be one thing. The hilarious thing is that, unlike you, she didn't speak highly at all about the guy who thought he was playing a hero by running to her like his mommy. Lmao Ah well, like I told her I said what I said. Maybe one day I'll be tempted enough to take the plunge with her but as not of us have agreed on at some point or another, pricing around here is getting out of hand compared to bigger and better cities with higher quality talent.

Any of you that see this wonderful lady are very privileged in my opinion I got booted from seeing her had been seeing her for a few years 2-3 times a month must agree was getting some very special sessions and services but any of you that see her can say the same thing she is by for the best in St. Louis I'm outside looking in and her rates and services are fair and well you leave feeling emotionally connected most just separate you from your money while she does that there is much more to the experience!

I would do anything pay whatever she asked to get back in on regular basis hope she knows that or reads it!

Ty.

Time.

P.S. She is not replaceable yes we all can get laid but not have a true appreciation for each other!!

Can someone please toss me her contact info. I used to have her on Snap but removed her when she left town. TIA!

[QUOTE=Bballstl;5725244]Megan told me that you have been harassing her with multiple different numbers. Get the point and just leave her the f**k alone.

She told you clearly that she doesn't want to see you. Be respectful and move on already.

Bball.[/QUOTE]Dang! Shots fired! Calm down, dude. You're not the hooker police. LOL at least I hope not!

[QUOTE=MikeyD138;5725331]Dang! Shots fired! Calm down, dude. You're not the hooker police. LOL at least I hope not![/QUOTE]Honestly, she did the same thing to me, and I'm at a loss as to why. I have not contacted her since. My guess is that it was either because I'm a either a low margin or low volume customer of hers and she has plenty of other regulars that are both. That's fine and great that she's busy. I do hope we have more completion coming down.

If she likes you, great. But if she doesn't then be prepared to be ghosted.

[QUOTE=MikeyD138;5725331]Dang! Shots fired! Calm down, dude. You're not the hooker police. LOL at least I hope not![/QUOTE]Nope. None of us are the hooker police. But if you drive the talent into other lines of work, how do we blow off steam?

You know what I mean. So do several others here. Chill out. Cut it out.

7778.

[QUOTE=TimeMaker;5668040]Any of you that see this wonderful lady are very privileged in my opinion ... was getting some very special sessions and services ... you leave feeling emotionally connected ...

P.S. She is not replaceable yes we all can get laid but not have a true appreciation for each other!![/QUOTE]Brother, it's probably at this point that it's good for your head to get some space between you and her.

Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]Unless you are planning on spending the night with her, take her to an adult bookstore, with an arcade, or private booths, far cheaper than a motel.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]So you think she'll be happy with a notel?

If she's as hot as you say, I'd spring for something a little more appealing for her. The more comfortable she is, the better off you will be.

[QUOTE=MyBudFang;5730924]Unless you are planning on spending the night with her, take her to an adult bookstore, with an arcade, or private booths, far cheaper than a motel.[/QUOTE]Genuinely curious, where in town is there an adultbookstore with booths?

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]Maybe the Ivy Motel at Lindbergh and Old Olive St. Road? 10 minutes, 6 miles away. Been there. Does the job. But yeah, as another guy recommended, if she's a a co-worker and not a working girl, why not spend $100 instead of $40. You'll probably have way more than $60 additional enjoyment, IMHO.

LTB.

P.S. For those not familiar with St. Louis' peculiarities, "Olive Street Road" and "Old Olive Street Road" are strange constructs for names of byways. Did they need both Street and Road to hame the same strip of pavement? I think 100+ years ago it did make sense, as streets were in cities, while roads connected towns. Best guess is that Olive Street began in St. Louis City and then was extended out west to other budding villages. Here endeth the lesson.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]Does she want the sleazy Notel experience? Some gals kinda like the naughtiness of the cheap motel while others might be uncomfortable. Definitely something you'd want to discuss with her prior to the event. You might be better off figuring out a way to get a good hotel through Priceline or somewhere.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]I'm going to venture a guess and say this has less to do with price and more to do with not wanting to give out credit cards and having to explain the charges, as to why neither can host.

[QUOTE=BoilerWelder;5731888]I'm going to venture a guess and say this has less to do with price and more to do with not wanting to give out credit cards and having to explain the charges, as to why neither can host.[/QUOTE]Damn, a hot coworker? Stay late and find an empty room? Or a broom closet! LOL.

[QUOTE=RomanBath;5731905]Damn, a hot coworker? Stay late and find an empty room? Or a broom closet! LOL.[/QUOTE]"You mean that is wrong? Someone should have told me". George Costanza.

[QUOTE=FrankyHot;5732047]"You mean that is wrong? Someone should have told me". George Costanza.[/QUOTE]I love that someone created a profile for the express purpose of dropping this Seinfeld quote into the conversation. Brilliant.

The day you find a notel in the Galleria area in Creve Couer is the same day you will see streetwalkers on Brentwood. Uh, not going to happen. The previously mentioned Ivy notel on Lindbergh is closest unless you want to use that cc in a nice hotel. Otherwise, the garage parking lot. Oh, by the way, I peeped a couple taking it level 2 in the Sam's Club parking lot. I started to toot my car horn, LOL. I decided to live and let live.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5731849]Texted with this ad for a bit this morning, negation went fine, no red flags went off, they gave me the address and just asked that I let them know when I'm close. Even messaged with them on Snap and they sent a picture. Decent house in a decent neighborhood in Florissant. Knocked on the door, younger AA answered the door and asked if I needed something. LOL Looked him in the face and said I guess I have the wrong address and smiled. He closed the door.

Don't know what the intention was but thankfully I carry myself in a way that shows I can handle myself so if they meant to start trouble, it didn't happen.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/missouri/stlouis/73642325[/URL][/QUOTE]Are you referring to the ad poster or yourself? That was about as a dumb of a move as I've ever heard. I wouldn't knock on a stranger's door under any circumstances. Even when I was a greenhorn twenty something kid learning the hobby.

Had they wanted to do something to you they would have, don't flatter yourself you're not that intimidating, especially making a move like that. You obviously are slow on street knowledge, they could've let you into the house and did what they had to do. Unless you're a stunt double for Jet Li, or ex special forces Liam Neeson skilled you can't handle two or three armed thugs.

You better learn how to carry yourself out here and you better learn pdq. Or stick to the upscale masseuses and AMP's.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]There are a couple on Watson rd. Otherwise the north Lindbergh area. There's also a super8 on rock rd in st. Ann. If you're looking for something in that immediate neighborhood I don't think there are any.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5730870]Does anyone know of a notel near St. Louis Galleria that's safe? I have a chance for an encounter with a hot coworker but neither of us can host and I can't talk her into a car encounter.[/QUOTE]BoilerWelder is right so that probably explains a lot. Discretion is paramount here. Thanks for all the suggestions. If / When it ever works out I'll report back.

[QUOTE=Spellbound728;5732957]Are you referring to the ad poster or yourself? That was about as a dumb of a move as I've ever heard. I wouldn't knock on a stranger's door under any circumstances. Even when I was a greenhorn twenty something kid learning the hobby.

Had they wanted to do something to you they would have, don't flatter yourself you're not that intimidating, especially making a move like that. You obviously are slow on street knowledge, they could've let you into the house and did what they had to do. Unless you're a stunt double for Jet Li, or ex special forces Liam Neeson skilled you can't handle two or three armed thugs.

You better learn how to carry yourself out here and you better learn pdq. Or stick to the upscale masseuses and AMP's.[/QUOTE]We all take a risk each time we play this game. While most providers have met me at the door before I could knock, I've knocked. Please, share with us your technique for knowing for certain what's on the other side of the door? I appreciate the op sharing the experience, wish there was more info since the ad is predictably down now. Sadly I always assume that there's someone behind the door that wants to take my money. So far I've been able to avoid the two or three armed thugs jumping me. I have had a pimp / boyfriend try to shake me down.

[QUOTE=BigJohn314;5733622]We all take a risk each time we play this game. While most providers have met me at the door before I could knock, I've knocked. Please, share with us your technique for knowing for certain what's on the other side of the door? I appreciate the op sharing the experience, wish there was more info since the ad is predictably down now. Sadly I always assume that there's someone behind the door that wants to take my money. So far I've been able to avoid the two or three armed thugs jumping me. I have had a pimp / boyfriend try to shake me down.[/QUOTE]You sound cynical but that's cool, wtvr. I never said I knew what was on the other side of a door, I said that it's naive to waltz up to a stranger's door and knock. And I added that it's even more naive to assume that they had bad intentions but backed down after being confronted with such a "formidable" presence.

Stl. Has the same tired girls on these sites, very rarely do you see a legit newbie. You have to be mindful of new providers. Wait until they have a proven track record or get a facetime. Even call and speak in person if necessary.

Always go early and drive by. They usually want a txt when getting close. Contact her and tell her your close while observing from a detached location, usually that's when if there's a pimp he'll leave right before you get there. Sometimes you'll see a trick leaving, which is a deal breaker for me in itself. Otherwise tell her your outside and to meet you at the door. If she can't come to the door and wave me up I'm not going in.

Have your money already separated, preferably in your shirt pocket leave your wallet outside. I usually carry a representative of my blade collection. For any reason, Immediately ask to use the bathroom. If it checks out have fun. Most girls will always have some protection muscle within shouting distance, that's not really an issue.

[QUOTE=Spellbound728;5732957]Are you referring to the ad poster or yourself? That was about as a dumb of a move as I've ever heard. I wouldn't knock on a stranger's door under any circumstances. Even when I was a greenhorn twenty something kid learning the hobby.

Had they wanted to do something to you they would have, don't flatter yourself you're not that intimidating, especially making a move like that. You obviously are slow on street knowledge, they could've let you into the house and did what they had to do. Unless you're a stunt double for Jet Li, or ex special forces Liam Neeson skilled you can't handle two or three armed thugs.

You better learn how to carry yourself out here and you better learn pdq. Or stick to the upscale masseuses and AMP's.[/QUOTE]

Lol You'll be fine. Appreciate the more detailed info rather than just continuing to be a dick about it. I scoped the neighborhood, plenty of people in and around the house I was going to. I wasn't concerned.

Your approach still has risk even after you go inside. There isn't a foolproof way, just eliminate as much risk as possible.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5734789]Lol You'll be fine. Appreciate the more detailed info rather than just continuing to be a dick about it. I scoped the neighborhood, plenty of people in and around the house I was going to. I wasn't concerned.

Your approach still has risk even after you go inside. There isn't a foolproof way, just eliminate as much risk as possible.[/QUOTE]Right, nothing in your detail except what not to do. I never said it was a foolproof way. Keep on knocking on random citizens' doors chasing hookers. Darwin has a way of dealing with stragglers.

[QUOTE=Spellbound728;5734964]Right, nothing in your detail except what not to do. I never said it was a foolproof way. Keep on knocking on random citizens' doors chasing hookers. Darwin has a way of dealing with stragglers.[/QUOTE]Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.

[QUOTE=ZrGuy;5733245]BoilerWelder is right so that probably explains a lot. Discretion is paramount here. Thanks for all the suggestions. If / When it ever works out I'll report back.[/QUOTE]If it is a matter of not wanting to have charges that show "xyz motel" on your CC statement, I can totally understand that. Maybe use cash to purchase a Visa Gift card and use that at a decent hotel, if that is preferred? Just a thought.

Otherwise, the Ivy off Old Olive Street Road is closest, but the three notels off Watson are only about 5 min farther away. Your call.

[QUOTE=LloydXmas;5734845]Piper is real, and this ad is accurate with current pics. I see her fairly often. She posts nearly everyday for a couple years now. She frequently travels to Chicago to work, and some other cities, but she's based here in St Louis.

Not sure how you're getting all those other links? Lloyd.[/QUOTE]She looks EXTREMELY skinny now, is she still that way? Her face just looks. Different. Like drugs have gotten to her- quickly.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5735103]Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.[/QUOTE]Another thread closed looks familiar.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5735103]Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.[/QUOTE]Great advice considering it coming from a self-proclaimed fool. Impressive.

Does anyone remember [URL]assfinders.com[/URL]?

[QUOTE=ShiverMeToday;5773888]Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.[/QUOTE]So you wrote all of this, which obviously took you a while to compose to tell us that:

She texts in complete sentences
She looks good and has a nice smile
You enjoyed talking with her
You definitely aren't going to tell us any more than that even if we pay you


Ummmmmm.....thanks......I guess.

[QUOTE=Alerius;5774027]So you wrote all of this, which obviously took you a while to compose to tell us that:

She texts in complete sentences
She looks good and has a nice smile
You enjoyed talking with her
You definitely aren't going to tell us any more than that even if we pay you


Ummmmmm.....thanks......I guess.[/QUOTE]I've never seen someone type so much details about a provider, and yet, provide almost no value with your report. We all know she is great, and your post only contributes to the hush hush details of her account. This is a public board you should share details that are actually useful. Rates / Services / Attitude. Actual Details. Bare Minimum. If you're not going to share details, then don't even bother posting honestly. I don't understand why people don't provide this in reviews. It's all anonymous anyways and will only help another person make an informed decision. / rant.

[QUOTE=ShiverMeToday;5773888]Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ on a fkn crutch dude. She's a WG!

When you leave she does the next guy the same as she did the guy that left right before you. Pull yourself together, the girl stacking bags of dog food at Walmart not only looks as good or better but will probably give you an even better time if you happened to date her. That goes for your bank teller or the cashier at the Circle K.

You asked her permission to post that review on this forum? That's beyond pussy whipped bruh. By a prostitute that is in the business of manipulation and will sell you for a trick.

I thought this was a group for us hobbyists to fellowship and exchange information. Not for folks to play both ends and allow the subjects to infiltrate. This is part of the main reason these women are out of control now.

This group is broken. At this point its all with a grain of salt.

Sorry admin. I know I'm on papers. LOL.

Excellent, classy review, I went and saw her with less information than you supplied. All I needed was for her name to be used in the same sentence with Eden, Tavia and Renae. Everything is YMMV guys, a lot depends on you.

[QUOTE=ShiverMeToday;5773888]Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.[/QUOTE]

I'll see if Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie would like to bring this renaissance tale to the big screen.

Forward: "When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy". That's mighty white knight of you, thanks. "When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means". Yeah no shit, seeing as how you just waxed poetic and didn't give a review, why not. So you actually wrote this whole thing up and then submitted it to her for approval?

The Prelude: There is an "aura of mystery" as to why you wrote this verbose non review.

The Foreplay: This is where you tell us about what she did to get dick hard or how you get her nipples pointy. But nope you didn't do that did you.

The Delay: This is where you further "delayed" in giving us any relevant details.

The Date: Ok, here comes the good part. Nope you are at a loss for words. But not at a loss to wax nostalgic about a song she triggered in your soul.

The Conclusion: You're thinking of proposing to her soon. Got it!

The What: What?

1. Yes, we aren't suppose to give out numbers, it should be in the ad, no biggie.

2. Pretty much the point of a review is to let us know how much it will cost us. "It is not fair to her". Huh?

3. See number 2, it's called a review for a reason.

4. ok.

5. ok.

6. lolol literally no one is offering to pay you for her #. Snap out of it loverboy.

[QUOTE=ShiverMeToday;5773888]Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LowdownOne;5774221]I'll see if Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie would like to bring this renaissance tale to
Forward: "When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy". That's mighty white knight of you, thanks. "When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means". Yeah no shit, seeing as how you just waxed poetic and didn't give a review, why not. So you actually wrote this whole thing up and then submitted it to her for approval?

The Prelude: There is an "aura of mystery" as to why you wrote this verbose non review.

The Foreplay: This is where you tell us about what she did to get dick hard or how you get her nipples pointy. But nope you didn't do that did you.

The Delay: This is where you further "delayed" in giving us any relevant details.

The Date: Ok, here comes the good part. Nope you are at a loss for words. But not at a loss to wax nostalgic about a song she triggered in your soul.

The Conclusion: You're thinking of proposing to her soon. Got it!

The What: What?

1. Yes, we aren't suppose to give out numbers, it should be in the ad, no biggie.

2. Pretty much the point of a review is to let us know how much it will cost us. "It is not fair to her". Huh?

3. See number 2, it's called a review for a reason.

4. ok.

5. ok.

6. lolol literally no one is offering to pay you for her #. Snap out of it loverboy.[/QUOTE]I think I contracted diabetes from just reading that bull. I'd hate to see him with an actual permissive girlfriend if he's this henpecked after one date with a hooker. Hes ready to sign over his material wealth. Grow some nuts.