Massage Parlor Reports

Well my wife gave me permission to try out this lifestyle. I hope to add to this dead board or at least take PMs for info.

Well since I received virtually no help from any fellow mongers in the OKC area, I had to go old school and do my own sleuthing.

First night I called on the Chinese massage parlor in the same strip mall as JoJo's in Yukon. Paid. 6 for an hour with a young lady, maybe mid 20's whose name I do not remember. She was a 7 or so on the AMP scale.

No matter, I won't be seeing her again and neither should you. Her massage skills were awful, of no therapeutic value, and there was no hint of anything else. No slight teasing, nothing. She lightly rubbed her hands over the same square footage on my back, I guess hoping to get my feng shui going but I wasn't feeling it.

I hung in there like a trooper until the end and endured the monotony at which time she had the nerve to ask if I wanted to extend the session. Got up, got myself dressed and left unhappy. She could tell. Mongers take note: 1615 Mustang Road. No need to go there. Ever for anything. Shut them down by not patronizing that clip joint.

The following evening I tried the other AMP on Mustang Road, also in Yukon. They were closed at what should have been their posted working hours. Thought maybe be all the girls were busy so they locked the door and turned off the sign. No such luck as I checked several times throughout the week and called too. Nothing happening.

Totally skunked in Yukon.

Be safe.

Fred.

I would have replied to you directly via PM but I see this as an opportunity to coach this disfunctional OKC board in how this process is supposed to work.

Normally when I receive a request to share intel with a brother monger, I do not hesitate to offer whatever I have learned. I will not do so in your case but I will tell you why.

First off, I do try to protect the providers who serve me well so I checked your activity here on USASG. As a regular poster you have 22 posts going back several years spanning several cities. So far, so good.

Then I get to reading your posts to see what kind of help you have provided to others and this is where I have an issue. Of your 22 posts, 2 contained comments about women you saw, 1 was neutral (like you agreed with a previous poster about something) and 19 of your posts were requesting others to give you their intel.

19 requests for help with very limited contributions on your part does not inspire me to want to share with you in PM. In fact, if you were a ball player and went 2 for 22 they'd send you back to the minors. So you are free to read my posts / reviews like anyone else but until you start giving back that's all I'm willing to invest in you.

Other guys. Got it? This board is to help each other further the hobby, have a good time and stay safe. Without the open exchange of Intel, we are all out there on our own.

Stay safe,

Fred.

So after getting skunked in Yukon, I moved a little further to the east and checked out an AMP closer to the downtown area.

Went on Tuesday evening and agreed on a one hour 4 hand massage for $. 2 Both women were a little older, maybe mid 30's or slightly older and 5/6 on the AMP scale. I received an Excellent massage with some very subtle teasing and grazing of the boys.

At one point I asked if more was available and I was informed this was a totally legit massage place. Told them too bad as I would be coming back to town every couple weeks for about 6 months and I really was looking for a place that offered a little bit more to call home.

Upon leaving I tipped them each. 2 but made sure they saw the wad of cash I had. Then they asked me again if I was coming back and I said probably not as there were other places in town for me to check out. That's when L reached out and grabbed little Fred thru my pants and told me "next time we do more. ".

Well I did call their bluff and went back later in the week and got another excellent massage. Along with a magnificent 4 handed happy ending that was to die for and some OTC roaming top and bottom on both ladies. Little Fred, the boys, butt and nipples all getting attention at one time. Mmmmmmmmm. I did shell out the $. 2 again for the massage and tipped them each. 4 so it was expensive. But now I know I have a good base with 2 girls to work from on my next trip and that more is probably on the menu.

Oh, the name of the girls and the massage place? You guys can find out for yourselves and report back until we learn to share with each other.

Stay safe,

Fred.

I would have replied to you directly via PM but I see this as an opportunity to coach dysfunctional (sic) VISITORS to the OKC board in how this process is supposed to work.

Normally when I receive a request to share Intel with a brother monger, I do not hesitate to offer whatever I have learned. And from the recent scathing review of a self-centered, uncouth, unlearned hobbyist, whose sole goal was to lead someone astray, I thought it best to take a closer look at my own activities.

I read my posts to see what kind of help I have provided to others and this is what I found. Of my 25 posts (this being my 26th), 18 contained comments about women, locations and activities of where they could be found both in Oklahoma City and cities I have visited. 3 were neutral (general bantering with other posters) and 4 of my posts were requesting others to give me intel in cities I had plans to visit, much like Fat Fred did in the Oklahoma City forum.

If I was a ball player and went 18 for 25: Not only would they keep me in the majors, but hell, I'd be on my way to the Monger Hall of Fame as long as I keep the average up.

And when I factor in the half dozen PM's that I have sent to fellow gents who have requested intel that I may have, with half actually saying "thanks" afterwards, I guess I'm doing OK.

So I've concluded that visitors are free to read my posts / reviews, like anyone else. But until these people learn to read, learn to count, not pull imaginary figures out of their butt like anal beads at a Thai massage parlor, and quit belly aching when someone actually gives them the assistance that they have requested, this is about all I'm willing to invest in them.

Other guys, Got it? This board is to help each other further the hobby, have a good time, stay safe and not beat each other down with self-righteousness bullshit. Without the open and honest exchange of Intel, we are all out there on our own.

Brother Cousin Tim.

Seems you and I have gotten our wires crossed as you are not the person I was referring to having PM'd me for info. In fact, let me state for the board here that Cousin Tim was the only one who offered a worthwhile lead.

I will pm you the name of the person who contacted me, and let you look at his posts to see if you reach the same conclusion or if in fact I am full of shit. I saw no reason to call him out by name in the public forum as that would serve no useful purpose but I did want it to be known by all that you need to share Intel to get Intel.

Apologies for the misunderstanding. The info I send to your pm will show you exactly what I was referring to. If after that you think I am incorrect, you are free to call me out on it here.

Regards,

Fred.

Coming through town and would enjoy a good massage that in the end makes you happy. Appreciate any recommendations you might have. PM Is fine too.

Stay safe. SS.

[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3352774]Coming through town and would enjoy a good massage that in the end makes you happy. Appreciate any recommendations you might have. PM Is fine too.

Stay safe. SS.[/QUOTE]I've always had a good time at Rainbow, and Singapore personally, tho more and more I'm going to the apartment Massage. They tend to look better, tho the tits seem to be fake.

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Zana is fun and I've dealt with her in an AMP and a AAMP.

Went to the AMP located at 7864 S. Western Ave. In Moore (just off 240). Wasn't really looking for HE just wanted to do some recon. Walked in and was told to wait about 10 min. She looked alright so I decided to wait. Large B breasts I suppose (not a good guesser) and an ass like a pancake, probably 35-45 age range. Turns out she was my masseuse, her name was Judy. She told me 4 for HH and 6 for H, I opted for the hour. I bore all as I usually do,(I figured if I'm here, I don't want to rule out any possibilities) and laid down on the table. The place was pretty nice and they had the usual serene music playing (pretty sure I heard an instrumental version of Kiss From a Rose, by Seal). Anyway, she starts out by covering my entire body with the towel and did some kneeling on my back and it felt amazing! After a bit of that, she started with lotion on my back, it was great at first, but I feel like she spent entirely too long on my upper back and neglected the rest of my body, but she did grab and squeeze my booty a lot (I have a nice one, just saying) so I was thinking I'm going to have a good time, except she asked me like 3 times if it was my first time here, I admitted that it was. So I calmed down thinking I wasn't getting anywhere and just enjoyed the massage. Fast forward a bit to the flip, she sees my member and smiles real big at me and says "You so handsome" so I compliment in kind. She asks if I want a face massage and I agree. After 2-3 min of face, she stands up and starts rubbing her hands down my abdomen and shoving her breasts in my face, and I come to attention. She moves around the table to my legs and gave them a nice rub down with some teasing of the testes. Eventually she looks at the clock and then at me, lifts the towel and looks at me inquisitively, I nod yes and she shrugs (I take this to mean how much) so I lift 4 fingers. She shows 6, I tell her I only have 4 (I lied) so she agrees. She grabs the oil and starts a slow tug, I lift her shirt and expose her nice breasts. I try to lick the nip but she shies away "that's more" so I content myself with groping while she strokes me to climax. Total damage was a bill, I planned on tipping 2 so I was pretty happy with the results. Hope this helps! Cheers and be safe out there.

I have gone twice to this place, the pictures they post are not accurate. First time paid 6 for an hour. While I was waiting another guy argued about tipping for what he thought was bad service, kind of a red flag. Woman was probably mid 50's, maybe a 3, massage was decent. At the end would only touch balls and not shaft. Second time I thought maybe if I pay more I will get better service, had four hands, one of them kept covering me back up. No extras, better looking girls this time but not worth my time unless I want to really work hard as a regular.

[QUOTE=JChase1984;3377238]I have gone twice to this place, the pictures they post are not accurate. First time paid 6 for an hour. While I was waiting another guy argued about tipping for what he thought was bad service, kind of a red flag. Woman was probably mid 50's, maybe a 3, massage was decent. At the end would only touch balls and not shaft. Second time I thought maybe if I pay more I will get better service, had four hands, one of them kept covering me back up. No extras, better looking girls this time but not worth my time unless I want to really work hard as a regular.[/QUOTE]Yea bro, typically the posts are never accurate, it's all a come-on. They are banking on you not making a fuss since you already went through all the trouble to drive out there. If you don't like what you see, just walk out. I've done it before, I was nervous at first (no idea way) but was immediately relieved as I got in my car and drove away with my money in my pocket ready to look somewhere else! Thanks for the intel though.

First time I went a few months ago was a little short chunky monkey. I asked about the table shower and I got to use their personal shower. I paid 60 for the hour and $80 for FS.

Today I thought I'd hit it up again since I'm back in town and they were advertising that Wendy is back. Well she is definitely way hotter than the porky pig I had the first go around, but she led me to believe I was going to be getting FS cause she didn't have any panties. And she did all the "motions" and I ended up paying $160 to smell her peach while I self served. She said I want 200 for extra. Not happy and won't return. No massage, no touching, and upsell like a mofo.

So since this board is dead I had to Toft yet another. I did as much homework as I could and found this place requested another site to not review it. Well usually when I see that I think ooh me luv you long time. This was not the case. She did press her fully clothed pussy against the back of my hand a few times and got me hard but nothing happened. She did graze my area adjusting the towel a couple times but that was it. No extras.

So I caught myself driving around with a full bag again and found this place. Amazing service, young very attractive girl, breath smelled good, and had great m&m's. Finally got an actual table shower to. This isn't the best place I've ever been to. But I think it's the best OKC has to offer. Highly recommend this place! Make sure to take two bills.

Good morning fellow mongers! I found an add for this one in Edmond. Looks legit but wondered if any of you have had any luck?

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