LE Policy on stealing cars
So, I'm curious, what is the policy these day on LE stealing cars, eerr, excuse me I mean "vehicle forfeiture". I mean what is likely to happen if I where to get caught in my car getting a BBBJCIM with one of these girls.
I live about 3 blocks off of the Western track and, back in the day, I used to go over to Fig to hobby. But, these days, there is much hobbying to be done right in my own back yard! I haven't picked up a girl from the street in about 5 years, I prefer to go to strip clubs and if a girl triggers that urge, I negotiate lap dance which either involves her getting her knees dirty or me taking her temperature with my meat thermometer. However, those two options are expensive compared to the $.4 BBBJCIM in my car option. But these days, I am seeing so many honeys out there advertising there goods even when I'm just going to the Cameo Liquor store to pick up a brew that it makes me want to partake. However, there is the old saying,"don't shit where you live". Also, its really kind of weird that I live so close to the track now that if I picked up one these girls the spot I would feel most comfortable taking her to is right in front of my house! But, do I really want to take her there? Considering the fact that some other monger might take her to his comfort sport and she might pass right past my house and see my car in the driveway.
We don't need no stinkin badges
Back when I actually used my gym membership, hot WSWs would shine me off because they though I was a cop. I had to talk all Paisa to get them close.
[QUOTE=Alxm1;1214405]That aint cool man. But sucks to say but I think when they see a black dude. They think he's going to be one of those crazy want to be pimps either runnin them out or recruiting them. Shit I'm hispanic and I've had chics think I'm the hoodah. I got to try extra hard with these to convince them I aint a cop. Doesn't happen as often as I think what happens to you guys but still annoying when it does.[/QUOTE]
"5-0" got a fucked up sense of humor!
Man I was out this lovely morning hunting for some ladies going from the Sunset and Western tracks. I saw about 7 BSW's and 3 WSW's (two of which had big nice booties!) LOL. I kept missing this one thick assed WSW and said fuck it.
Stopped off at 7-11 on Sunset to get a drink before work as I'm pulling in I see LEO driving behind me.
COOL, I'm not doing nothing wrong (anymore). As I'm getting out the car I hear "5-0" (from the car) saying "DO 30 PUSH UP'S RIGHT NOW!" The squad car keeps rolling down the street though. A few mins later I come out and see that LEO is pulled up on the wrong side of the street with its flood lights on some homeless guys that were sleeping behind the bus stop there. Low and behold "5-0" had one of the poor homeless guys doing fucking push up's! LOL. It's kinda funny but really sad at the same time. Fuckin cops!