Massage Parlor Reports

After a long weekend of all the AMPs on Carson street. (5) I think I have found the answer to my " Question," for all the money I have wasted over the years on AMP massages and leaving with a" dick still on". ? After making friends with one spinner AMP this weekend,(older 30's), we text back and forth for a few days, she explained to me "AMP"s,older woman, don't get honey, or want sex! Is this why they all don't have husbands,? And have cum to the states? Is there something in the water in New York City, "China town", when they arrive, or maybe a" hander" that gives them salt peeter in their rice? No horny, no fuckie, no suckie, no swallow, not needing or wanting sex in the ripe old age of" 30"! Is that why they looks at the" wall" when you do get a "mech. Hand job" from them, and no touching, under their cloths. Holly fuck bat man I think she followed me home 40 years ago, I call her a wife! Drksd.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2695788]I went to about 8 of these new style Chinese AMPs in the Pitts area and there is no shimmy shang at all. Self serve only.[/QUOTE]Be glad you were offered " Self service", that is going hard to get in Pitts. Now a days!! Drksd.

Has anyone been to Bodyworks on Wabash? Curious how the service is? Send me a note if you have info to share. Thanks everyone.

Had to get some relief from all the shopping bags, stopped by Mc Night road for the second time in a week / half. The place was very busy (4: 00), all 4 woman busy at the time, sexy woman came out told me to wait for 20 minutes. I,said no wait I'm leaving, told me to go into a room sleep, take it easy. Very sexy,30's,heels, tight jeans, ass, low top, nice small titts couldn't say no to that! 20 minutes later a woman came in 30's,pain, black top, jeans, Lisa (massage 2 hours) This is the second time I have been here, clean great massage, hot stones, towels, heated bed, oil, some covered, some not, on the flip this woman had this" lite touch" that almost made JR. " spit up" !! Great legit massage 2 hours / $ 35,00 hour / tip 40. This is 2 strikes for me here, one more and I'm out. (jr. Just keeps thinking something is" here," don't give up on this place just yet, will see? Stay safe keep looking drk.

The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits. Pitts. is a dead as you can get trust me I know.!!Lot of Massage, spas but you wont even get" OIL" to do it yourself from most, let alone some sex,or head, sorry.!( rip.here) drk

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]Hard to get" OIL" from them let alone sex, head, HJ. !

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]I am from Cleveland, Ohio area, but have frequented the Pittsburgh area AMPs. Ohio had the normal AMPs where you got extras, as did Pittsburgh PA at one time. There are a few true AMPs in both OH and PA now. I have been to the new style Chinese based massage places and rarely do you get a happy ending anymore in both PA and OH. It is a shame. My two cents.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]For a sure thing, but with potential for negotiating hassle (some people don't like this), PK in Cranberry and Magic Fingers in North Versailles.

For a sure thing, better massage than above, and you don't mind old, Green Spa in Cheswick.

Trending upwards, but still might get stuck with DIY, Xin Sui in Monroeville.

Unfortunately for people to the SW, Thai in Carnegie still too hit or miss.

Happy holidays.

Well I took the liberty of visiting this excuse for a MP today for myself. Thought I would share the results with the board. Nothing but a DIY establishment. Terrible massage and even worse attitudes. Perhaps they want any LE that may be reading the boards to write this place off? I would advise LE to keep an eye on this place as I was asked if I was an excellent tipper which hinted at extras being offered. At $110/170 the price is already quite steep and for nothing but self service. There are many other places out there for less in the DIY space with better attitudes.

My question is, is it worth paying the 80 dollars for the 4 hand massage? Is there more touching and wondering hands or is there less with 2 masuses?

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2755362]My question is, is it worth paying the 80 dollars for the 4 hand massage? Is there more touching and wondering hands or is there less with 2 masuses?[/QUOTE]I think it is less. You will get more wandering with one because usually one of the two is more likely to do more than just one and not have the other one squeal. Also, I got a four hand and all they did was talk with each other in Chinese. How annoying.

I've been to most of the mp's in the Pittsburgh area. I can also attest to their shocked faces at the mere hint that you would like to them to do anything additional. I will say that some places do offer quality massages. I've even become a regular at some with the hope that some of these little spinners would grab the pole. 4 hand massage is not going to increase your odds whatsoever. As another poster has mentioned, during the massage they will speak with each other and go into their auto-pilot mode. I think they just get bored sitting around, so when a hopeful cock comes in they just try to sell it. They're not stupid. Save your money.

Getting a 4 hand massage is a sucker bet, you should just send me the funds you are about to waste, if you have one!" Four hands" is going to mark you," SUCKER" they will do half the work, make as much money on a tip, and stand and talk to each outher and make fun at you in their language. If you think you will get lucky, and do a" 3 sum" with them, you are really a "SUCKER," little brother! Believe me I know all to well, I am the "king of SUCKERS"! Not in PITTS. Ever, sorry drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2758397]Getting a 4 hand massage is a sucker bet, you should just send me the funds you are about to waste, if you have one!" Four hands" is going to mark you," SUCKER" they will do half the work, make as much money on a tip, and stand and talk to each outher and make fun at you in their language. If you think you will get lucky, and do a" 3 sum" with them, you are really a "SUCKER," little brother! Believe me I know all to well, I am the "king of SUCKERS"! Not in PITTS. Ever, sorry drk.[/QUOTE]In agreement with you 100%. I have always wondered if the 3 some is possible at the full service parlors though.

Maybe five years ago one could get lucky with a four hand. My only experience with two girls was at an AMP. The one girl sat on my face while the other blew me. But that was a few years back and it didn't happened in pgh. You can probably get that in Warren, oh. Yeah, I know, those ladies are old.