Geneva IL

Only time will tell. Some of the other ladies seem a lot smarter then the einstein that had trouble.

[QUOTE=JonSmithe;2884690]Considering 3 AMPs in St. Charles just got shut down. I wonder if Switzerland is next on the hit list. I realize it's in a different town, but the locations are all so close to each other. About this time last year was when the string toy got herself arrested. Got her mug shot, real name, and address splashed all over the internet. She never stopped working there and never stopped her services. Is Switzerland due for another slap on the wrist or complete shutdown?[/QUOTE]

I stopped by Golden Ratio. I did a you-turn and walked out. St Charles may be drying up.

It was cold and rainy tonight so I decided to go skiing in Switzerland. I was greeted by a young girl with orangish brown hair and she was thin. When we got in the room she was trying to convince me to go for 30 minutes but I told her that I wanted the hour session. She looked kind of pissed and took my credit card. I knew at this point that I should have just bailed, but it was raining out and I am very lazy so I just stayed. When she started her rub, I started roaming. I reached back and started playing with her feet and that was a HUGE mistake. Her feet were so nasty, they were like truck tires with big treads for going mudding and she had corns or warts on her feet. I had to man up and bite my lip really hard so that I didn't start gagging. Once I flipped over I got a look at those feet and they were really bad, it was like a photo from a medical journal. Anyway, once it was time for fun she started her negotiations and I was tired and not in the mood for this BS, so I folded like a cheap suit and gave in to her monetary demands. She took her shirt off and then she took her bra off. When she took her bra off I got a surprise, she literally had no boobs at all. It was just 2 big gummy bear nipples and no boobs at all. I looked at the ceiling and thought to myself, you paid extra for this, way to go champ. The session ended with me giving her a shoulder massage and she almost fell asleep because she was exhausted. She gave me a bottle of water and I handed her the stack of money that I agreed to. I barely had enough money left to go and get my Arby's after AMP meal. Now that the string toy is gone from this place, there is really no need for me to make a return visit. SaintChuck.

Go earlier as the slopes are busy here. I would not rush back here for this one.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2896682]It was cold and rainy tonight so I decided to go skiing in Switzerland. I was greeted by a young girl with orangish brown hair and she was thin. When we got in the room she was trying to convince me to go for 30 minutes but I told her that I wanted the hour session. She looked kind of pissed and took my credit card. I knew at this point that I should have just bailed, but it was raining out and I am very lazy so I just stayed. When she started her rub, I started roaming. I reached back and started playing with her feet and that was a HUGE mistake. Her feet were so nasty, they were like truck tires with big treads for going mudding and she had corns or warts on her feet. I had to man up and bite my lip really hard so that I didn't start gagging. Once I flipped over I got a look at those feet and they were really bad, it was like a photo from a medical journal. Anyway, once it was time for fun she started her negotiations and I was tired and not in the mood for this BS, so I folded like a cheap suit and gave in to her monetary demands. She took her shirt off and then she took her bra off. When she took her bra off I got a surprise, she literally had no boobs at all. It was just 2 big gummy bear nipples and no boobs at all. I looked at the ceiling and thought to myself, you paid extra for this, way to go champ. The session ended with me giving her a shoulder massage and she almost fell asleep because she was exhausted. She gave me a bottle of water and I handed her the stack of money that I agreed to. I barely had enough money left to go and get my Arby's after AMP meal. Now that the string toy is gone from this place, there is really no need for me to make a return visit. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2896994]Go earlier as the slopes are busy here. I would not rush back here for this one.[/QUOTE]LOL DM, you might want to rephrase that, counselor.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2896682]It was cold and rainy tonight so I decided to go skiing in Switzerland. I was greeted by a young girl with orangish brown hair and she was thin. When we got in the room she was trying to convince me to go for 30 minutes but I told her that I wanted the hour session. She looked kind of pissed and took my credit card. I knew at this point that I should have just bailed, but it was raining out and I am very lazy so I just stayed. When she started her rub, I started roaming. I reached back and started playing with her feet and that was a HUGE mistake. Her feet were so nasty, they were like truck tires with big treads for going mudding and she had corns or warts on her feet. I had to man up and bite my lip really hard so that I didn't start gagging. Once I flipped over I got a look at those feet and they were really bad, it was like a photo from a medical journal. Anyway, once it was time for fun she started her negotiations and I was tired and not in the mood for this BS, so I folded like a cheap suit and gave in to her monetary demands. She took her shirt off and then she took her bra off. When she took her bra off I got a surprise, she literally had no boobs at all. It was just 2 big gummy bear nipples and no boobs at all. I looked at the ceiling and thought to myself, you paid extra for this, way to go champ. The session ended with me giving her a shoulder massage and she almost fell asleep because she was exhausted. She gave me a bottle of water and I handed her the stack of money that I agreed to. I barely had enough money left to go and get my Arby's after AMP meal. Now that the string toy is gone from this place, there is really no need for me to make a return visit. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Good God Chuck! You get the most horrifying experiences of anyone! Mutant Yeti feet, sticky adhesive-like body fluids on the floor, Tuna Surprise, totally flat-chested women, flamethrower breath, and all sorts of hygiene challenges and visual frights! I'm waiting for swarms of locust or Biblical type stuff to start happening.

This is a busy spa so by the evening they are tired so better to go during the day. But with that one going earlier probably would not resolve the issues. LOL

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2896682]It was cold and rainy tonight so I decided to go skiing in Switzerland. I was greeted by a young girl with orangish brown hair and she was thin. When we got in the room she was trying to convince me to go for 30 minutes but I told her that I wanted the hour session. She looked kind of pissed and took my credit card. I knew at this point that I should have just bailed, but it was raining out and I am very lazy so I just stayed. When she started her rub, I started roaming. I reached back and started playing with her feet and that was a HUGE mistake. Her feet were so nasty, they were like truck tires with big treads for going mudding and she had corns or warts on her feet. I had to man up and bite my lip really hard so that I didn't start gagging. Once I flipped over I got a look at those feet and they were really bad, it was like a photo from a medical journal. Anyway, once it was time for fun she started her negotiations and I was tired and not in the mood for this BS, so I folded like a cheap suit and gave in to her monetary demands. She took her shirt off and then she took her bra off. When she took her bra off I got a surprise, she literally had no boobs at all. It was just 2 big gummy bear nipples and no boobs at all. I looked at the ceiling and thought to myself, you paid extra for this, way to go champ. The session ended with me giving her a shoulder massage and she almost fell asleep because she was exhausted. She gave me a bottle of water and I handed her the stack of money that I agreed to. I barely had enough money left to go and get my Arby's after AMP meal. Now that the string toy is gone from this place, there is really no need for me to make a return visit. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;2897045]Good God Chuck! You get the most horrifying experiences of anyone! Mutant Yeti feet, sticky adhesive-like body fluids on the floor, Tuna Surprise, totally flat-chested women, flamethrower breath, and all sorts of hygiene challenges and visual frights! I'm waiting for swarms of locust or Biblical type stuff to start happening.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by got a fairly pleasant nice looking girl. On the flip she was talking to me, then closed one eye like she was trying to wink but then kept it closed until we were done, a bit bizarre. The visit was not bad but will give this place a break for a while.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2907377]Stopped by got a fairly pleasant nice looking girl. On the flip she was talking to me, then closed one eye like she was trying to wink but then kept it closed until we were done, a bit bizarre. The visit was not bad but will give this place a break for a while.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience there last week. Still one of the more consistant places around.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2907377]On the flip she was talking to me, then closed one eye like she was trying to wink but then kept it closed until we were done, a bit bizarre. [/QUOTE]Maybe the previous monger shot her in the eye, and she didn't want a repeat to that eye!

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2889110]I stopped by Golden Ratio. I did a you-turn and walked out. St Charles may be drying up.[/QUOTE]Right now St. Charles is about as dry as a popcorn fart. The other day I was in the mood for some fun and I didn't feel like traveling, so I went over to 1550 to see the older woman. It was around 11 AM when I walked in and it took her a few minutes to come up front. When she finally came up front she said that she was very busy and that I would have to come back. I didn't go back because she really isn't worth the effort. I am sure that she is busy now because Best Massage is closed and the Korean Nursing Home at 504 is closed too. That makes 1550 the only AMP on the East side of town. Hopefully within a few months somebody will come in and take over the spot where Best Massage was. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2909716]Right now St. Charles is about as dry as a popcorn fart. The other day I was in the mood for some fun and I didn't feel like traveling, so I went over to 1550 to see the older woman. It was around 11 AM when I walked in and it took her a few minutes to come up front. When she finally came up front she said that she was very busy and that I would have to come back. I didn't go back because she really isn't worth the effort. I am sure that she is busy now because Best Massage is closed and the Korean Nursing Home at 504 is closed too. That makes 1550 the only AMP on the East side of town. Hopefully within a few months somebody will come in and take over the spot where Best Massage was. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't be surprised if more moved to that area. That's the ebb and flow of St. Charles.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/10-off-grand-openingnew-gem-spa630-937-4268/37059885[/URL] I noticed today that this place has some fancy new ad's. I wonder if the service has changed. The place has been open for about a year and I have never seen a report saying that extras are available. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2910780][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/10-off-grand-openingnew-gem-spa630-937-4268/37059885[/URL] I noticed today that this place has some fancy new ad's. I wonder if the service has changed. The place has been open for about a year and I have never seen a report saying that extras are available. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]No, it probably just means they have a new social media person or a new webmaster.

I've been here, legit massage from a fairly attractive pleasant older woman.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2910780][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/10-off-grand-openingnew-gem-spa630-937-4268/37059885[/URL] I noticed today that this place has some fancy new ad's. I wonder if the service has changed. The place has been open for about a year and I have never seen a report saying that extras are available. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]