Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=E Villeman]Looks like your gal and "Donna" knew the same saran wrap trick.

E-VilleMan[/QUOTE]
Anyone care to elaborate on the saran wrap trick? Feel free to PM if necessary...my curiosity is piqued.

The girl covers her snatch with saran wrap and you lick her through the plastic !


Doesn't that sound cool ?

[QUOTE=Big Bubba]The girl covers her snatch with saran wrap and you lick her through the plastic !


Doesn't that sound cool ?[/QUOTE]

when they can't find a condom for CBJ or FS, then they wrap your little friend up in Saran Wrap.

[QUOTE=Big Bubba]The girl covers her snatch with saran wrap and you lick her through the plastic ! Doesn't that sound cool ?[/QUOTE]

That's the most unappealing sex thing of all time. I would never do that.

I'm with you, TwistedBrother, that doesn't appeal to me---so you can probably guess that isn't what happened.

Liminal

[QUOTE=Liminal]I'm with you, TwistedBrother, that doesn't appeal to me---so you can probably guess that isn't what happened.

Liminal[/QUOTE]

There are girls who do that, though. Not many, but once back in the mid-90s I saw a girl incall who used rubber gloves, saran wrap, etc. She was extremely hot and nice, but very cautious. Because she was tight and so hot, I still got off, but would never repeat. She probably didn't last long. She'd be better off stripping at a high-roller club and just not giving out extras.

[QUOTE=Big Bubba]The girl covers her snatch with saran wrap and you lick her through the plastic !

Doesn't that sound cool ?[/QUOTE]
WTF is the point of DATY if you can't taste it? Personally, I would never DATY with a provider anyway, but still...

Wallie

[QUOTE=Wallie]WTF is the point of DATY if you can't taste it?[/QUOTE]

The point of DATY is to give the woman pleasure. However, if I'm paying her, she isn't entitled to that much pleasure.

[QUOTE=Indy Wingman]The point of DATY is to give the woman pleasure. However, if I'm paying her, she isn't entitled to that much pleasure.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I love to give the pleasure, but the taste also half the fun, and I sure as shit ain't gonna be the nth number to DATY a MP worker, and definitely not a SW. I would have to think a bit about an Escort too for that matter.

Part of my point too is that how much pleasure can she get with a layer of Saran wrap between us? I mean, how many of us can really enjoy a CBJ? I would think the sensation for a woman would be even less noticeable, since with a CBJ, at least I can be fully engulfed in her mouth. Seems you couldn't get a tongue very far in with saran wrap...

Also, like you said, if I'm [i]paying[/i], then we are there for [b]my[/b] pleasure more than hers...

Wallie

Still morning Relaxation's demise went out in search locally for some relaxation. Saw Judy here at Rejuination for an average massage and handshake. Much more offered, but expensive and she was not that exciting or good looking. I feel paranoid these days going to AMPS. Anyone tried Sunny Spa? Also went By Exotic Excapes. The girls looked worked over so I left.

[QUOTE=Wallie Personally, I would never DATY with a provider Wallie[/QUOTE]

Not at all a safe practice, not worth the risk.

[QUOTE=Wallie]Also, like you said, if I'm paying, then we are there for my pleasure more than hers...

Wallie[/QUOTE]

I pay to enjoy myself, if the gal happens to enjoys herself as well, great, but I don't go into it with that being the goal. I've had gals tell me thay want to get off (which I believe to be a tactic to help arouse you more than anything) so I tell them hey if this is a mutual orgasm situation, it should be an even trade, no $ necessary! Never has worked!

I had save up a few dollars and decided to sample the ladies at the MP west of 421 on 96th street. There were 2 lookers there last time. When I hit the place on Saturday, a honey was leaving for the day and we met in the parking lot.

I went inside and only one was working. Kylie was on shift and was dumpy looking blonde with some extra fat on her. She looked pretty rough for an MP girl. I decided to keep my money and move on.

Hi all,

Just to keep you guys from slitting your wrists over the demise of Relaxation, here's a tale of a visit to the same northside place as in my last report, with Carla again - and again.

She starts with an excellent, muscle-melting massage. She's very, very good. But before long, she's breathing quite heavily - and her delicate hands work their way under me (I lift a little to improve access) to stroke my shaft and balls.

As I turn over, we immediately come to grips. She pulls her top off and slips out of her sweatpants. I'll skip the specacular details for now, but we did everything but FS.

Afterwards, she's cuddling and purring over me, when I start kissing her excellent bosum - which is dangling distractingly over my face. Before I know it, I'm munching away on her titties and fingering her dripping - and I mean luxuriously wet - pussy and ass. She's moaning and sweating until she starts to quiver and peaks.

Then, she sets to my fully-erect cock with her hands, mouth, tongue and tits like a demon possessed. I guess she's grateful or somthing, but I soon come again - all over her tits and face just to show off. All she can say is "Oh, good job!"

She cleans herself and me tenderly and revives my destroyed body with a cup of hot tea. Then she dresses me. Ties my shoes. Fixes my hair.

The tip? $40 my friends.

It happened in cars, electronics, manufacturing - you name it. Asian competition is here to stay. And the days of overpriced, self-absorbed, bored "therapists" who want a $200 tip for the privilege of watching a white girl with an attitude pretend to masturbate are numbered.

And I, for one, will be happy to see all those girls hit the streets and do $20 BJ's to make ends meet!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll trade in the T Bird for a Toyota (ah, just a joke).

Cheers,

T Birdy

sad to say , but they are probably gone for good....heard that straight from the horse's (mamasan) mouth.