Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? [/QUOTE]My big head says that it might be difficult ot have a relationship with anybody who does not speak your language. Although, language skills can grow over time, you'd not have much in common culture-wise. I dated a girl who worked at a Chinese restaurant and she knew nothing about life. We went to an Al Pacino movie on a date, and AFTER the movie I commented that I liked Al Pacino. She asked "Who's that?"

Now my little head says that Chinese girls are super accomodating and will treat you like gold in and out of the sack. You can do or say anything you want, and they will be happy. They will cook, clean, wash every dish twice, massage your scalp, and let you fart in bed. She will love you unconditionally, even if you are fat like me. And no matter how little your dick is, its bigger than 99% of the men from her country. If she is AMP, she knows how to make you happy. (Pun intended.)

So, it depends on what you want from a relationship. If Al Pacino is important to you, you will probably be frustrated not having anything in common with her. If that is no big deal, you are in for a treat.

Signed,

Norm (and both his heads)

Coming home from a day at the Calle Ocho fest a few weeks ago I stopped at the AMP on LeJ near 3rd. In a little shopping center on the westbound side.

It took a little begging, but the story had a happy ending."We no supposed to do that. The boss say no." This is where manners and charm (and the way you say "please") really come into play.

I almost dislike AMPs since you never know if there's going to be a fortune in your cookie, or just a regular massage.

Norm

I have found that the Latin Massage Parlors are more likely to be a sure thing than the AMPs. The latinas where slutty little outfits and heels, while the AMPettes wear medical scrubs like they work in a hospital.

Any good Latin Massage places out there?

El Normo

Again, it took a little begging, manners and charisma. But I have been there twice and both times we all lived happily ever after.

Open till 1am and they have a table shower, which is good clean fun. They have specials each day. Sunday is $110 for 90 minutes massage and a table shower. Regular price is 60 min for the traditional $69 "dorrahs."

This place is actually in Broward, but I'm loyal to my Miami Hoe-Bro's and post it here too.

I am tired of begging in these places though. I try telling the girls NOBODY comes here for a massage, we come to paint the ceiling with greyish-white polka dots. (sigh)

Norm

Hey guys,

I'm new to this scene so I don't have a report, but I have a question. Is there a place around SW Miami dade that offers an actual massage that's good / decent along with tHe possibility of a happy ending? I will try to search some also but thought to ask you guys are the experts. Pm me if you would prefer to tell me an actual place.

Much thanks!

Chao

I finally talked to this woman on the phone (can't remember her name though). [url]HTTP://BODYWORKCMT.COM[/url]

She's near 12 and Collins. She didn't have time on the day I was available so I'll try again later. Yak

Got a review in two places arround Kendal.

1st. AMP 107 ave and Sunset. Across Navarro pharmacy. Excelent massage. 30 minutes 39. 95. Plus small tip with HE. Excelent release after hard work day. In the menu also 1 hour massage and complete shower. Girls are friendly. And some touch allowed.

2nd. Arround 137 ave and 40 (you can fidn the post in BP). They announced 39. 95 for 1 hour massage! Yea right. Once there 60 + more for tip just for the HE appetizer. 50. 100 or more for other dishes in the menu. I was kind of hungry and went for rubber BJ. Total hurt was 150. Massage was terrible. Will not repeat.

By safe fellas.

[QUOTE=Cocon38; 1182859]Got a review in two places arround Kendal.

2nd. Arround 137 ave and 40 (you can fidn the post in BP). They announced 39. 95 for 1 hour massage! Yea right. Once there 60 + more for tip just for the HE appetizer. 50. 100 or more for other dishes in the menu. I was kind of hungry and went for rubber BJ. Total hurt was 150. Massage was terrible. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Is this the one that advertises another location in Aventura?

Sounds like the same deal.

If you advertise $40, that should not be the entry fee.

Bad business!

Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down

[QUOTE=Bobby Down; 1188670]Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down[/QUOTE]Only AMP around there that I know give happy endings is Jee Jee Spa on 5th st. You can go to 41st & Indain Creek and catch the C or the 120 to 5th street & Washington to get there.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/skilled-asian-masseuse-awaits-you-at-jee-jee-spa/13061116[/url]

This chick in also on Miami Beach. I've never tried her myself but I hear she's great.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pampering-your-heart-by-asian-29/9051716[/url]

I just moved to Maimi, around Flagler and 87 ave. I was wondering if you guys know of any Aamp or latin parlor in the area and gives some good HE. If yes, whats the price range.

[QUOTE=Bobby Down; 1188670]Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down[/QUOTE]Severine would be within walking distance to you. I tried to see her recently but she was busy. Look for her ad in Backpage. If you see her I sure would like to know how she is because I'll be in the vicinity again soon. Yak

Visiting Miami and was looking for a relaxing massage after my long drive. I had narrowed my choices down to a spa in Coral Gables or North Miami. Since I was coming in via 75 I decided to try the northern choice, Anna Lee. Am I glad I did.

Being a first time customer, I was offered the $50 first visit special. I was led to a small comfortable room by "Sa Sa". I undressed and laid on the table. Soon she arrived. She began with a light rub all over. The way she was touching I knew this would be good. Soon the oiled massage started on my back. She moved down my spine, frequently all the way down. After the back came the legs with some teasing. I let my hands roam a bit and she would let me touch, then gently spank me.

On the flip she started on the legs. More teasing as she made her way to my chest. After a few minutes I think she said more and pointed. I was not sure what she said, but I said yes, light oil and she played with the boys. Game on. Great rub, let me rub her and she laid her head on my chest. Eventually she was stroking, I was sucking and rubbing. So often ladies think a lame massage without sensual touching will get you aroused, so they lamely rub then flip and grab the stick. Not "Sa Sa".

Can you tell I was impressed. I highly recommend Anna Lee therapy on Ives Dairy Road. *Ask for Sa Sa.

[QUOTE=Lucia99; 1192795]Visiting Miami and was looking for a relaxing massage after my long drive. I had narrowed my choices down to a spa in Coral Gables or North Miami. Since I was coming in via 75 I decided to try the northern choice, Anna Lee. Am I glad I did.

Being a first time customer, I was offered the $50 first visit special.

Can you tell I was impressed. I highly recommend Anna Lee therapy on Ives Dairy Road. *Ask for Sa Sa.[/QUOTE]I left out an important detail, I tipped. 6 for total damage $.1

One girl told me recently that the reason they want you to touch yourself is to see if you are LEO. She told me LEO will not masturbate nor grab the girl's ass or tits.

I am not 100% sure that is true, but I offer it as advice to help score in these places. I've had girls say "you do it" and I always thought they were just trying to avoid an awkward moment to say no.

Your mileage may vary.

Norm