Massage Parlor Reports

Went to check out the new Amp on 14 and K across from 1413.

Rang the bell, and a day laborer said they expect to open second week of April.

So I expect to check it out and report.

Loopy de Loop

When I read there was an older (35+) lady,I figured I'd give her a try.I have a theory that less popular girls will work harder to establish regular clients.It doesn't often work out that way as they get older and more jaded, that's why they don't have regulars.Still,once in awhile I'll see if I'm right.

Late night ,around 10,I ventured to my favorite spot.Cherry was busy (as usual) and Michelle is out of town.I asked if they had anyone else(expecting Laura that I read about).I had to wait 20 minutes,but since I'm a regular,I could go back and forth from my room to the sauna.Finally,I get relocated to my room and in walks Pat.She's older,about late 30's ,maybe 40's under the makeup. A little heavy, bolt-ons with inch long nipples.She's Thai and commented someone said Thai pussy feels different than Korean.I didn't notice any tats and tell you the truth,I liked the extra padding.

She apologized about my waiting and not getting my first choice.She surprised me by not offering a TS.I always shower before going out and I was curious how things would go.Her massage was firm and deep.I got the impression she was ready to get out of the business and go home (to Thailand).Her English was excellent.

I think her problem was with the older momma-san.

But the important thing is that the session was excellent!I swear I have to find more Thai girls to find if they all feel this way.We were all over the room,in any position I liked. Afterwards, she got a warm towel and helped me dress.She said she was leaving Sunday ( I guess Michelle comes back then).I liked her.I liked how honest she was.A total professional.

[QUOTE=Bseeks]I had the pleasure of staying at the Crowne at 14 and K the other night. I didn't anticipate a spa visit because I was tired, yada yada, but it was RIGHT THERE, you know? Thought I would just go for a rub and tug.

Warm up at Archibalds was nice, but I think they charged me $8 for a draft. Cute girls.

One WSW walking around, cute smile a bit chubby, but her "manager" was obnoxious.

Downstairs to 1413. Standard mamasan welcome. Shows me to room. Very pretty in a girl-next-door way. That is if the girl next door speaks minimal english and is a cute asian girl. But not really showy if you know what I mean.

Table shower was fine, nothing beyond the standard. No sauna. Back to the room. Regular amateur massage, flip. She asks if I want to massage "there", I said yes. I asked if her dress could come off, she hesitated but off it came.

Very nice thin body. Clearly there was nothing but HR on the menu. She didn't ask, she didn't imply more. I was only looking for HR, but I sometimes pay more and explain that I like the body-to-body and all the rest but want the HR finish. This was just HR and no more. Because I was tired, I did finish for her, but she was accommodating, just not very talented. Hands roamed, thin nice body, small up top which I like.

Nice girl, just a very limited menu, don't know her name.

I had left my wallet on the table with a decent tip showing (no ccards or license or excess cash, just walking around funds). I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling. I was taking cabs all over DC, so it's possible I spent more than I thought, but it felt a little light. When I started this hobby, I was always surprised that I never got ripped off. I guess that they know we talk.

1413 is still on my list. No complaints, just passing this along for information purposes. Don't know what to say about the menu, maybe if you know the mamasan and the code words and secret handshakes, you can ensure you get what you want. I usually take what I'm offered.

As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you want more than HR that's available at the right AMP.

My last report was a dream as I didn't get out of bed today.

[QUOTE=Junky11]If you want more than HR that's available at the right AMP.[/QUOTE]Oh, yeah, I have had the full menu at 1413. But my point was that I got the feeling that with this girl HR was it.

[QUOTE=Xsailor]I lived there many years - Richmond sucks. RTFF and take a road trip to DC. Best advice can offer.

XS[/QUOTE]Yeah I've been in Richmond for 6 years and this place really does suck. was hoping someone out there had found a gem but I guess not. Hey X sailor thanks for the advice. DC here I cum!

[QUOTE=Bseeks]Oh, yeah, I have had the full menu at 1413. But my point was that I got the feeling that with this girl HR was it.[/QUOTE]Went there yesterday. My fave was busy and the mamasan said "15 minute", which in my experience means "somewhere under 45 minutes". (If she says a "couple minutes" then that's sometimes truer.)

I chose a lady whose name sounds like carmel. Very pretty, very sweet. Long straight hair and beautiful eyes. Small breasts and rather wide butt for an AMP girl, but I liked it. Nice TS and massage. Offered a good variety of extras, but she wasn't enthusiastic so I chose Human Resources. I should have declined even that, as her mind seemed to be elsewhere the whole time. I was pretty dang tired, almost lifeless, so it's possible she was responding to my lackluster demeanor.

If someone else has a good experience with her, I'd like to know.

Face – 9
Body – 7
TS – 8
Attitude - 6

I took the yellow line to Shaw metro and wandered up to the place near the convention center. My favorite was on vacation so I was offered the new girl (supposed first day). New girl was pretty, very short, long ass-length wavy black hair, with lots of eye make-up – just the look I like:-) Not your average K-Girl, probably 36-32-34, nice large natural looking tits (if it's a job its a good one). Nice long TS followed by longer than usual body rub. I began to wonder but the flip came and all expected services were offered except AR. Overall I’d give her 8’s across the board but a 6 for attitude. Could be understandable if it was her first day but she was very quiet and mechanical about her work. From the little bit I could get out of her I suspect she worked in a jerk joint in MD and this is her first tour at a FS AMP. She could warm up and become a gem, or be gone soon. Trusted seniors can pm for name and details.

XS

Welcome back from the land of the lost!
Crazy Dick

[QUOTE=Max Billion]Went there yesterday. My fave was busy and the mamasan said "15 minute", which in my experience means "somewhere under 45 minutes". (If she says a "couple minutes" then that's sometimes truer.)

I chose a lady whose name sounds like carmel. Very pretty, very sweet. Long straight hair and beautiful eyes. Small breasts and rather wide butt for an AMP girl, but I liked it. Nice TS and massage. Offered a good variety of extras, but she wasn't enthusiastic so I chose Human Resources. I should have declined even that, as her mind seemed to be elsewhere the whole time. I was pretty dang tired, almost lifeless, so it's possible she was responding to my lackluster demeanor.

If someone else has a good experience with her, I'd like to know.

Face – 9
Body – 7
TS – 8
Attitude - 6[/QUOTE]

I had her yesterday too. She doesn't look Korean. She has round eyes and an unusually wide derrier. I even asked her if she was Korean and she said yes.

She did not wash mianus as carefully as some one planning to AR, and infact that was the case. TS was OK, but nothing special. CBJ was good and CG, mish ( she had suction in this position which was pleasant) and doggie. This was my second event in two hours (See post later) and she started to complain that I was taking too long. I felt sorry for her (and I was getting tired anyway) so I asked for HR. She was anxious to finish and the stroke was fast, but I enjoyed it.

I would not repeat, but I would not discourage others either. She is visually different from most AMP girls, and will do for variety.

Bill

Driven in part by envy of the conquistadors of the RT, I decided to treat myself to an AMP crawl. I had wisely loaded up on long lasting stiffening chemicals the night before.

I started at JP's for aperitif, but there was nothing for me there, so I walked down Wisconsin and was introduced to May.

May has classic K looks and figure. She acted very friendly and TS was quite good. Then a memorable massage, and a lot of tongue but no AR. CBJ was good, and CG, mish and doggie finish did the job.

This is my second time at this place, and I noticed that both girls were sweaty from the effort. I have not encountered this at other places. Could it be that this place is not air conditioned or maybe they don't have the fans that other places have?

I sure would like to do Hunny or Star from all the description of the RT. Would anyone care to provide contact and price info via PM? I sure would appreciate it.

Bill

In a far away galaxy not too long ago ....

So I walk up and down the street amongst the throngs of tourists. "Yes, Aunt Martha stand next to Freddy" as they snap the tourist photo. Stop off at rock restaurant to pee. Up street then get buzzed in. To the first question I express 'some' familiarity. The first choice is a bit old and I politely decline. A younger attendant (around 30 but then oriental women age well) comes along. Off to TS --very nice and everything gets washed. On the way back I see other attendant open door and then jump back in room. I am not only customer.

Back in my room I get the best back massage in years, I was little nervous going in there but after a good twenty minutes of accupressure I was totally relaxed. (Hear doorbell ring once). I gotta tell you something, I like beautiful young twenty-something women but there is NO substitute for experience! Flip. Tittie rubbing to ted hut! Interesting slurping technique. Had to slow her down. Mish then snoop doggie. Carefull removal of sheath on my sword then warm towel to tiddy up. I felt like a new man after that. Damn she was good.

[i]And then I woke up.[/i]

Recently visited the DC area again for work and was looking for a nice place to relax. I went to Happiness last year, but since they are closed I needed to find a new place. After RTF I discovered 1413 was right near where I was staying. So, on a Friday morning I called to see if they were open and dropped by.

I saw a girl named Nana. Nice enhanced see+ rack and a very tight body. Probably in her late 30's, but I am not good at judging age. She and the Mamasan both knew it was my first time there, but they didn't ever give me any trouble. I told Nana I used to go to Happiness and she told me she used to work there 2 years ago.

Anyway, she was very very good at what she did. The only thing I can complain about is that she was rushed in everything she did. The table shower was great but fast. The massage was great but short. The main event was great but still pretty fast (blame me for that maybe). Although I did get an extra massage at the end (when I asked) in order to fill almost 45 or 50 minutes.

So Nana is a score in my book. Her body is tight and she has the experience to know what guys like. I'll be back for more next time. BTW, her massage might break some guys that like it soft. Make sure you tell her if you want a light massage.

I visited Royal on Sunday afternoon. Got a 30ish Thai woman named Jan (? ) or something like that. Perfect English. American citizen. Very nice attitude. Good times were had by all. Nice to see these places back in business, even if the routines are a bit different now. 6 + 1.

Bruce

Supra is alive & well, thank you very much. The new Mamasan is younger and heavier than the one before her, but her English is better. She was cautious, asking if I'd been before. Convincing her I had been and that I was from out of town was enough to overcome her wariness. Unlike before, the cover is paid after I go to a private room and the spa is locked down, not in reception and is paid before the masseuse enters. Not sure I like the new sight unseen policy, but I can understand in light of recent events.

She brought Coco, slender with a nice curve to her ass and a yellow dress that concealed more than it revealed. Coco asked if I'd been here before. I showered, the massage was a perfunctory rub & tug. Back to the room, she asked again if I'd been here before. After my answer she asked if I wanted everything. For a $ tip we were able to get as far as a fairly mechanical cowgirl to a slow doggie. Her attitude was business-like and I was not inspired. In fact, the worst I ever experienced there. Still, after dire reports and how dry things have been in my last few visits, I was grateful Supra still is open and provides the level of service that it does.

TS throws me in the reviews posted here--if you look in abbreviations it makes no sense in this context. Are the numbers pre-op? If there is another meaning, the glossary should be updated. Here's my best guess.


Face – 6
Body – 7
Service - 6
Attitude - 5