Massage Parlor Reports

You blew it. You should have spelled it out completely, saying you wanted to lick her pu$$y while she sucked your d!ck. Just using the term "69," well, as most of us know, that sounds almost exactly like "beef and broccoli" in most Asian languages.

On the other hand, if she didn't charge you for the chow, you got a great deal. I'd rather have a good meal than oral sex any day.

[QUOTE=The Chronic]So I decided to try one of those Asian massage parlors in Tampa. I forget the exact name but it is on Kennedy between McDill and DM.

Anyway, it costs $65 upfront. You go to a small room in the back, strip down, take a quick shower and dry off and a few minutes later, a better looking than I expected young girl (maybe 20) comes in wearing a short silk robe. She asks me to lay down on my stomach, put some oil on my back and starts the massage. It's on okay massage, nothing special though.

After a few minutes, she takes off her robe and lays down beside me. She asks me what I want. I tell her I want to start off with some 69. She looks at me weird, puts on her robe and says she will be back in a few minutes. I'm laying there, like WTF is going on.

She is gone for a good 10 minutes and I was about to leave when she walks in the door carrying a paper bag. She sets it down and takes out a stryrofoam container and some chopsticks and says "here's your beef and broccoli, you a very weird man".[/QUOTE]

This sounds like a very poor joke, especially as most of us do not know enough Korean to even say hello.

You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! It was a subtle joke!!! :D

Lighten the f@ck up!;)

Chronic,

That's a great joke; been around forever. I thoroughly enjoyed it. You're right; people do need to lighten up. This site is all about pleasure, and laughing is truly one of life's greatest pleasures (right behind...well, you know).

Ace

It's a great clasic joke even used by Rodney Dangerfield. The guy asks for 69 (mutual oral stimulation) but the girl, (being Asian and stereotyped as also working in a Chinese restaurant) brings him the food which is #69 on the restaurant menu and calls him weird. I think that's funny.

[QUOTE=The Chronic]You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! It was a subtle joke!!! :D

Lighten the f@ck up!;)[/QUOTE]

Just be sure to get the right door next time!!

I thought it was a funny joke.

I think it's obvious I was joking too.

[QUOTE=The Chronic]You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! It was a subtle joke!!! :D

Lighten the f@ck up!;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Chronic]You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! It was a subtle joke!!! :D[/QUOTE]

Of course it was a joke....every one knows "69" is shrimp with lobster sauce!

Had another absolutely worthless time at Osaka. Horrible. I can't cum with a condom on and I can't cum from a handjob. So I'm out of luck at the new Osaka, where I used to get great BBBJTCIM from almost all the girls in the old days.

Now, every once in a while there's a girl who can make me cum from a handjob, but I have to be sitting down. I can't cum from a hj if I'm lying flat on my back. It's just a quirk. When I asked Kim if she'd let me sit in the chair, she very forcefully said "no". That turned me off enormously.

FUCK THAT PLACE.

Has anyone been to Rare Gold on South Dale Mabry? I saw a Craigslist ad, and both women on there looked like they could be fun.

Who use to swallow or do that BBBJ?[




QUOTE=Tampa Monger]Had another absolutely worthless time at Osaka. Horrible. I can't cum with a condom on and I can't cum from a handjob. So I'm out of luck at the new Osaka, where I used to get great BBBJTCIM from almost all the girls in the old days.

Now, every once in a while there's a girl who can make me cum from a handjob, but I have to be sitting down. I can't cum from a hj if I'm lying flat on my back. It's just a quirk. When I asked Kim if she'd let me sit in the chair, she very forcefully said "no". That turned me off enormously.

FUCK THAT PLACE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dragster]Who use to swallow or do that BBBJ?[/QUOTE]

At Osaka? Every last one of them prior to the shut down, I believe.

Has anybody been able to successfully get a 2-girl table shower? Nothing illegal, just want to double the pleasure. If so, what's your secret? Every time I request it I get the weird look from the girl like I'm up to something. Just when I think I've gained her trust, she's gone.

[QUOTE=Cheesy Rider]Has anybody been able to successfully get a 2-girl table shower? Nothing illegal, just want to double the pleasure. If so, what's your secret? Every time I request it I get the weird look from the girl like I'm up to something. Just when I think I've gained her trust, she's gone.[/QUOTE]

It is not rocket science. You just need to tell mamasan that you want TWO girls and pay her double house fee. There should be no real objection to accommodating the request. However, do not expect any girl-on-girl activity and if you take both back to the massage room be prepared to tip each separately at the standard rate.