Massage Parlor Reports

I just got back from three days in the city. As I said in the earlier report, I have been to this great city many times. I have to say, the service I got was the best ever. Hit up six places total. Sessions included five FS, three with BBBJ and DFK. The sixth was a great HJ, with a prostate massage that gave me a six foot explosion. I hit up places on Kearney, Ketter and Bush.

I have come to the conclusion that SF has to rank as one of the best mongering cities in California, if not the US. To be able to walk to all these places and get such great service is awesome. The hotel was great, the food is great, wharf was beautiful. How can it get much better. I would rather go here and spend a little more, than go the Costa Rica and have those girls at the DR try and hit you up for a $100 20 minute session, then walk around shit in the streets.

The only negative is that mongering in SF is very expensive. Fortunately, I am in a good position so it is not an issue. All sessions to me however, where very reasonably priced. All well under $$.

Looking forward to my next trip in six weeks.

Anyone know of any amps in the Sunset area?

Give SFWeekly.com a try for ads or Craiglist.

Your might want to give SFWeekly.com a try or Craiglist. Otherwise as you know Sunset is pretty much Residential and even the private one are having problems by neighborhood watch group.

Okay fellas, first I have to say I really appreciate the info given on this thread. If we all stick together and look out for each other, this site will be awesome. It's us against them. Whatever you do, don't tell providers about this site.

That's my soapbox. Now for my report. After reading through the site, I decided to go with CEO. If you never been there before, I recommend getting the address and/or ph numb given on an earlier report. It's not real easy to find otherwise.

I ring the number from the ground flr. They buzz me up. Mama meets me at the top. We go through the normal screening. She's a little suspicious of me being LE, but gets more comfortable after I tell her I been there before (lie) and throw out a couple names given here. She takes house fee (0. 6) and shows me to room. She offers hot tea, which I accept, based on reports from here.

Room is small but clean. I shower first. Shower is small, average clean, and water takes about 5-10 min to get hot. Back to room. In walks Crystal. She's half Viet, half French. Face appears more French, but accent is def Viet. About mid-20's, 5'3" ish, toned body. Approx. B/C cup, natural. Service was above average. Decent back massage, CBJ, FS--mish, doggie. Some LFK. I got the impression there was more on the menu, but I didn't pursue. Small talk after finish. Overall, very good experience, would repeat. Damage 0. 6 house, $. 4 tip.

I had one more experience in San Fran. Totally unexpected. If interested, you will have to PM me. It will be my discretion if I give you info about this one, because this girl is really special. If I lived in san fran, I might have dragged her down to the court house to marry her on the spot.

Later, AB

[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan]I'm visiting in a few weeks, and want to enjoy myself and partake of SF's delights, but don't want to over pay. In the DC area, . 8 house fee and. 8 or $ generally gets FS, but was wondering if SF is comparable or higher/lower.[/QUOTE]Hi fellow hobbyists,

I'm fresh to the scene in San Fran. I didn't see any reply to this earlier post and was hoping that someone could provide that info. I know regulars usually hate when newbies or out of towners overpay for services. Kind of raises the bar so to speak.

Great information here and thanks to all for posting.

I'm visiting SF and after reading the reports decided to give Nikki's a call since it is close to my hotel. After being buzzed in was greeted by a lady who claimed to be Monica (big rack, maybe a little chubby but not unpleasing) asked if I wanted a shower and hot tea. Because I read this forum I knew to say yes to the hot tea. She asked if I had been there before and I of course said yes, she then told me she remembers me.

At any rate when I return from the shower she walks in hands me my tea and gives me a fairly decent massage. On the flip she asks what I want and I say everything, she tells me it is 1. 6, I tell her I have only 1. 4 which is true since I came out with $$. She says since I'm such a good customer 1. 4 will be enough. She gives me the hot tea cbj, then proceeds to cowgirl and then doggy, took me a while to pop. Well worth the $$. Next time I can get to SF I will be at Nikki's.

Knickher,

See Blackarcher report on Nikki's, you should pretty much set your bar! The norm for me is if I'm asked for a door charge which is the fee for a massage .6 I pay no more than 1. for the FS.

I they don't ask for the door charge that's because you're a regular then I set the bar at 1.6 total..

Try to stay at that level, but of course the big head doesn't always do the thinking!

LBM

[QUOTE=Gus Hogan]Was visiting SFO from out of town and staying in the financial district. Couldn't find the contact information for a place I had been on either Bush or Pine (near Montgomery) on an earlier trip [it was upstairs in a old looking building--you punch in a security code, take the elevator up--and no its not CEO]. I wanted something quick, didn't want to walk all the way over to Nikki's so I decided to take a chance on something different. Double Dragon advertised on CL and was close to my hotel. So I decided to try it. Mamasan gladly took my. 60. Left in room to shower myself. Showered. Chunky late 20s girl had me lay down for massage. She took off her lab coat and was wearing a spaghetti strap white night gown. Rock hard looking bad implants. She seemed to be the only girl working--at least the only one I saw. Bad light massage. On the flip she offers extras. 1. 5 for topless HJ. 2. 0 for nude. Anything else still more. Ouch. I was running late (had dinner plans) so I let the little head think. Did the nude HJ. Not worth it. She had zero skills and less enthusiasm. Body was unattractive. After about 15 minutes of her working with no result, she decides to call it quits. Wants me to finish myself. I wasn't interested. Took another shower to wash off all the oil, and took off. On the way out, she pointed between her legs and told me "next time you put it there. You like. " I said "sure, " and was out of there. No "next time" in my plans.[/QUOTE]I just moved from san fransisco, actually the north bay, and they never even tried that type of stuff there. They had flat rates, of. 6 massage hr, . 6 HJ, 1 BJ, 1. 6 FS. And they always had about 3+ girls working at a time. And they would remember you, and if you came before they made sure you got a different girl, so you didn't get bored with the place. It was great.

Was in your fine city this weekend and had most of Saturday to myself. Looked thru the back Page and saw that an amp near 24th and Folsom was about what I wanted. Can't remember the name of the place but the girls name was Jennifer. Very pretty girl, late 20's, gave a great massage and sported a couple of near misses at the boys. On the flip I got the impression that only a HJ was on the table and that was ok with me since I gave $0.50 to get in and figured the same for a tip. That's how it worked out and I left with a big smile. Very nice time in the city too. Weather was perfect.

Visited CEO for the first time just after 11 am today. No trouble at all finding the place. Mamasan asked if I had been there before, of course I said yes but quite some time ago (rule 1: never admit it's your first time there! ). Asked if Crystal was working based on a recent report in this thread as she sounded quite appealing.

Crystal was indeed there and quickly appeared. She said she remembered me from last time. Funny that. She is as described by the previous reviewer, although she is certainly in her mid 30s rather than 20s. A very attractive young lady if you fancy the Eurasian look, which I most certainly do.

No games and no nonsense here, Crystal's already-minimal clothing hit the floor and a full menu was offered straight away. Of course, a fat Englishman is extremely unlikely to be a copper, which I am sure helped matters.

I only ever go for HR in these places, so did not partake of the full menu. For me, a skilfully done HR is better than FS. Especially with a sensation-killing condom. And of course there is zero risk of catching anything nasty with HR. To each his own.

Total outlay: . 6 at the door and $ in the room. Will be back.

[QUOTE=blackarcher]I'm visiting SF and after reading the reports decided to give Nikki's a call since it is close to my hotel. After being buzzed in was greeted by a lady who claimed to be Monica (big rack, maybe a little chubby but not unpleasing) asked if I wanted a shower and hot tea. Because I read this forum I knew to say yes to the hot tea. She asked if I had been there before and I of course said yes, she then told me she remembers me.

At any rate when I return from the shower she walks in hands me my tea and gives me a fairly decent massage. On the flip she asks what I want and I say everything, she tells me it is 1. 6, I tell her I have only 1. 4 which is true since I came out with $$. She says since I'm such a good customer 1. 4 will be enough. She gives me the hot tea cbj, then proceeds to cowgirl and then doggy, took me a while to pop. Well worth the $$. Next time I can get to SF I will be at Nikki's.[/QUOTE]I remember when they didn't ask for the $ up front. Used to pay. 4 for the door and. 8 for the deed (would say that's all I got). One time I got away with. 4/. 6 (need to build some rapport with the girl).

I'm tired of reading about how you have to be a longtime contributer to gain a "right" to Pm a senior member for information. That is BS. This is a message board, also known as the information highway. If I am in SF and looking for a quick fix and I PM for a recommendation, I expect one. I don't wanna hear oh you have 0 posts you haven't contributed I'm not willing to help you. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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[QUOTE=Hung Like Will]I'm tired of reading about how you have to be a longtime contributer to gain a "right" to Pm a senior member for information. That is BS. This is a message board, also known as the information highway. If I am in SF and looking for a quick fix and I PM for a recommendation, I expect one. I don't wanna hear oh you have 0 posts you haven't contributed I'm not willing to help you. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue][/quote]And when I go into a bar and see Megan Fox sitting there I expect her to come over and offer to suck my dick then bang my brains out..all for free of course...never mind the fact that she does not know me from Adam, that I could be a cop or a serial killer or have not had a shower in a year or two...

Established post etiquette is there for a reason dude. No one knows you or even gives a shit you are here. If you've provided some intel one of us found helpful then that goes a long way...Simply announcing your presence and expecting the world to cater to your every whim, ha ha no. Only the Megan Fox's of the world get that. Join a pay site if you want instant service.

I have been going to CEO for the past 6 months. I just wanted to share my experience. I always pay.6 to the Mamasan, and $.4 to the girl for full service. I have had three women:

1) Jessica. Very nice girl. I had her more than once and she remembered what I like on the following visits. Daty is allowed.

2) Victoria. Not bad. Not as good looking as Jessica, and the service is a little worse. No daty.

3) Crystal. That was the last girl that I had, and she was very nice. The best looking so far, daty, massage before and after. She is also very lively, and we had a good conversation afterwards. It was the first time that I was there for the full hour. One more thing, they have remodeled their shower. I can actually fit in it right now.

Thanks