Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SteveLee333]Post[/QUOTE]Hey guys, I just moved temporarily to the San Fernando Valley and I am looking for asian micros. I've read the forum and it seems what we up in Seattle refer to as micros are referred to as KAMPs here.

Basically, I am looking for a full service massage that is run out of apartments. Since I am an older gentlemen I prefer asian women 25 and up.

I realize that people have been commenting that this information should be posted on the open forum so could someone PM me?

As well, I don't read any asian languages, but can someone point me in the direction of the local classifieds where this information would be posted. I find that for KAMPs, craigslist is pretty useless?

Sorry about the long post and I look forward to contributing some reviews.

Newbie,
Thanks!
Respond to my PM.
Keep the board clean...
Peace, VDS

Hi Mike,

Actually I prefer the term micro brothel which started up in Vancouver and spread to Seattle, but throughout California and much of the rest of the country they are referred to as an AAMP (Asian Apartment MP), or depending upon the ethnicity as KAMP or CAMP (these are often used generally here for both storefront and apartment establishments). Unfortunately most of these in the SFV have been closed down by LE the past few years. Occasionally new AAMPs are advertised on CL with an all inclusive price and typically the phone contact will have at least basic English skills.

Those AMPs on CL that advertise the base hourly price and say No Full Service are a WOT and WO$. Lots of action still in Oxnard so check that board out. The San Gabriel Valley also has some good options but it is way too far for me and I have no intel. In addition to CL check out the LA Weekly ads also. Some of the CL chicks will advertise that they have TER reviews specifically.

A good bet is to try some places, post some general reviews and trade intel via PM.

Good luck.

Zlmmm

[QUOTE=Mike Franccis]Hey guys, I just moved temporarily to the San Fernando Valley and I am looking for asian micros. I've read the forum and it seems what we up in Seattle refer to as micros are referred to as KAMPs here.[/QUOTE]

Hello all. I am a newbie when it comes to this "hobby". I didn't know where to start, so I picked up a copy of L. A. Xpress to try my luck. Found a listing, and decided to give it a shot. I contacted the joint and headed there (which was a pretty long drive). I was surprised that she actually asked me what service I want on the phone before I even got there. Anyhow, I stopped by, and got in. Dropped $. 6 upon entering. Then, was led to a room at first, but she asked if I wanted another room. I said "sure", and was taken to another room that is so cold it can give the morgue a run for its money. She was giving a decent massage. To the point in which I thought it was a legit massage joint. Next thing I know, she goes "how about a HJ? " I go "fs", and she goes "how much you pay me? " (typical English from these ladies). I go "$. 8". Then, she asks if I had a raincoat. I took it out, and gave it to her. Started with a CBJ, then Mish, then Doggie, and finished with a HJ. She looks like she's in her mid to late 30's. Decent looking for that age, body was average, but attitude was VERY nice. Always had a smile on her face. Breakdown would be:

Face: 6
Body: 6
Attitude: 9

Total damage was $140 ($60 entrance, $80 for FS).

2 tips:

1) BYOP (Bring You Own Protection). {I believe everyone knows this already}

2) Parking is metered-street parking. Make sure you have change.
(Quarter for an hour, dime for 12 min, and nickel for 6 min).

Upon leaving, she said that when I return (it'll probably be a while), I need to make an appointment. If anyone's interested, PM me.

Sorry for the long post, but I thought it's nice to give an accurate report. I also tried to remain as anonymous as I possibly could.

Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple.

The odds are against a newbie even getting a hj at this point in 9 outta 10 spots operating in da SFV!

He should go to Vegas and gamble big while his mojo is hot...

Anyways, follow his lead explore, spend $$$, gas, and time looking for that elusive yellow tang!

And most importantly keep it vauge on the board. And PM the "real intel" off da radar. Make LE work to kill our hobby. Don't mine gold for them on an open thread!!!

Peace, V da Sadist

Also, the chance of me going to a regular bar and at the end of the night getting a BJ (without paying) is higher than 1 out of 10.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple.

The odds are against a newbie even getting a HJ at this point in 9 outta 10 spots operating in da SFV!

He should go to Vegas and gamble big while his mojo is hot.

Anyways, follow his lead explore, spend $$$, gas, and time looking for that elusive yellow tang!

And most importantly keep it vauge on the board. And PM the "real intel" off da radar. Make LE work to kill our hobby. Don't mine gold for them on an open thread!

Peace, V da Sadist[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple. [/QUOTE]I'm not so sure about that. My first-ever vist to an AMP rendered similar results. Albeit the "cmt" was older, skinnie and somewhat of a biatch!

[QUOTE=Napretep123]Wtf, I may have posted very little but it does not mean that I'm not experienced. Or that I do not have other ways of finding great intel. Anyway in order to keep this place open I'm only transfering this information to people that I feel comfortable that are not LE, so if you did not get a reply and your not LE, I'm sorry. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Napretep123, don't be insulted by this fool. He would like everyone to run EVERYTHING by him, so that he knows all. So, he uses intimidation tactics against everyone. Calling people LE, calling them LUCKY, etc. Just review the posts and you will realize this.

Napretep123 has the right idea. Useful information is what keeps this forum open. Posts in this forum DO NOT close a parlor, nor is it likely that they increase the odds of a bust, nor do they bring ANY useful evidence to LE.

Think for yourselves.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Napretep123, don't be insulted by this fool. He would like everyone to run EVERYTHING by him, so that he knows all. So, he uses intimidation tactics against everyone. Calling people LE, calling them LUCKY, etc. Just review the posts and you will realize this.

Napretep123 has the right idea. Useful information is what keeps this forum open. Posts in this forum DO NOT close a parlor, nor is it likely that they increase the odds of a bust, nor do they bring ANY useful evidence to LE.

Think for yourselves.[/QUOTE]

Actually, Vlad has shared some pretty good intel with me, and I hooked him up with my Oxnard/Ventura Black Book in return. I understand where he's coming from, and I think he meant that the guy that picked up the LA XPress was lucky, as opposed to the LAMP report.

Someone just starting out and picking up LAXP I would qualify as lucky for not getting scammed or screwed (and not in the happy way).

I have no problem PMing for intel, and am willing to offer info in return. The way I think of it, you advertise what you found generally in the forum, and if it piques someone's interest, you PM, get the 411, and go handle your business, and post a follow-up. No fuss, no muss.

Flatline,

My old friend...

Brother, dont bother using logic or common sense.

YOU actually have a mongering mindset.

YOU actually have a clue as to how the game is played.

YOU use your brain to further your knowledge w/out stepping on toes.

YOU enjoy the thrill of the hunt, taking notes, calling #s, and hitting & missin

YOU get it!!!

Others never will...

So ignore or stomp them as YOU wish!

At this point, I am tired of explaining. Mongering is the special forces of XXX. I get no love, $ or credit for leaving my sage wisdom here. So why bother sharing or trying to convert someone who is not on the same page. My time is short & precious. If I click w/ya I will have your back till the end. If not your dead! No gray areas for me.

I love everybody w/a brain.

If YOU are stupid I have no time for YOU!!!

Use your head here and in "reality" where life happens.

Why is PM'ing, using common sense, resisting LE, being vauge, and fighting rude/pretentious newbies and seniors alike so difficult???

This should be the easiest thing any of us do in the course of our days. Log on, read some clues, PM for details, take notes, go on an adventure, report back vaguely and share the intimate details via PM w/the guy who hooked it up!!!

Period!

Is this so complicated?

I am not that smart but I know that some things work a certain way.

To be successfull in life YOU must have discipline and a plan.

And I would say if YOU monger the same applies...

Good luck newbies, VDS

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Flatline, My old friend.

Brother, don't bother using logic or common sense.

YOU actually have a mongering mindset.

YOU actually have a clue as to how the game is played.

YOU use your brain to further your knowledge w/out stepping on toes.

YOU enjoy the thrill of the hunt, taking notes, calling #s, and hitting & missin

YOU get it!

Others never will.

So ignore or stomp them as YOU wish!

At this point, I am tired of explaining. Mongering is the special forces of XXX. I get no love, $ or credit for leaving my sage wisdom here. So why bother sharing or trying to convert someone who is not on the same page. My time is short & precious. If I click w/ya I will have your back till the end. If not your dead! No gray areas for me.

I love everybody w/a brain.

If YOU are stupid I have no time for YOU!

Use your head here and in "reality" where life happens.

Why is PM'ing, using common sense, resisting LE, being vauge, and fighting rude/pretentious newbies and seniors alike so difficult?

This should be the easiest thing any of us do in the course of our days. Log on, read some clues, PM for details, take notes, go on an adventure, report back vaguely and share the intimate details via PM w/the guy who hooked it up! Period!

Is this so complicated?

I am not that smart but I know that some things work a certain way.

To be successfull in life YOU must have discipline and a plan.

And I would say if YOU monger the same applies.

Good luck newbies, VDS[/QUOTE]Bwahahahaha classic! Do you really take yourself this seriously? Special forces? Successful in life w/discipline and a plan? OMG, If nothing else this forum is great comedy relief!

A couple days ago I visisted a new AMP in the SFV. The girl I got was a younger (20s) looking Korean (I think). Her looks were 9 and her service was an 8. She got strainght to business, no bad massage first. The cost was .4 at the door and .8 for fs. On the way out, I thought I saw a beutiful Latina in her early 20s.

Saw 3, 2 bsw and 1 lsw on sf road near roxford last night around 10:30pm. I did not partake but both the bsw's looked typical of the sw you see in the valley. One of them quoted $. I cruise that area quite a bit. This is the first sighting there in some time.

Virgil, Out.

does anyone know anything about VIP Therapy on Van Nuys blvd? Legit or happy place.

JF

Tried to check out the place on Darby, not sure if it's new or not. It's a couple of blocks off of Reseda/Hart.

It was about noon. Door was locked, rang the bell, had a sign w/a phone # to call if nobody answers bell. I didn't bother, and split.

Has anyone been here?