Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Peorth]Probably one of very few places I've been to where the bouncers are extra friendly, because business sucks and the girls are chubby. I think 80% of the dancers here are plus sizes.[/QUOTE]They must have new bouncers! Everytime I have been there the one bouncer checking I.D.'s in the front has always been a jerk! White guy with a shaved head and tattoo's about 6 foot 250pds! Tells you that you have to tip the girl charging you the cover charge because the owners are cheap and dont pay her shit, so make sure and tip her at least a dollar! But was a real dick about it! Totally stopped going there!

the Samoan bouncer was cool and then there was some skinny dude who looked innocent but was an mma fighter who was real cool too, but the guy at the front would just put you in a sour mood!

Alright guys, had a nice "Double Feature" today beginning with finally meeting and getting to experience the infamous Bebe and ending at Da Bird. Since this is the "Strip Club" forum, I will only focus on the sequel of my naughty adventures! But FYI. Bebe is simply AMAZING, the reports on here do *not* do her justice!

Hit up Da Bird tonight at around 10p and dropped down my free admission coupon that Brianna had given me during my last visit (still had to pay. 1 for my stupid "free drink" coupon though! )

Entered and the place was completely dead. Which could be either good or bad based on your definition (the girls out-numbered the guys so that may be seen as a good thing). Immediately saw Brianna, and she saw me as well, took my seat and had a quick re-association with Brianna about my last visit. She's completely cool and good on conversation. What I like most about her is she's not pushy at all. She basically knows exactly what I am about and does not push me for the "drink sale" or "lap dance. " She'll talk, make her rounds, and come talk again and know that I will be the one to say when I am ready rather than keep harassing me about anything.

The only other person that I easily recognized was Mia, who has never spoken to me in all my many visits there. I do not know what it is, nor do I really care. She so reminds me of the type of girls I grew up around and went both to HS and college with back on the East coast, so I do not lose any sleep over her. Plus, I have grown to notice that she targets particular types of guys, so that's all well and good.

Anyways, my trend is generally lots of small talk and strictly *VIPs only* at these places. I really like to just kick back, chat with the girls, meet new ones that I haven't seen before, randomly tip, and then at the end of the night, get my VIP or VIPs and call it a night. I always make it no secret to the girls that I do *not* do the "drink buys" and how the pushiness of it just pisses me off! However, tonight. The waitress was actually a really good sport about it and it actually became funny after a while because she would just keep asking and asking and I would just keep saying "no" even as the girl was sitting beside me saying how she was so thirsty! I would just much rather give my cash to the girls than management anyway! On a funny note, whenever a girl would pull the "she's so thirsty" card on me, I would offer her my free drink coupon to use so she could get something, and all of a sudden she wasn't as thirsty anymore. At the end of the night, I did end up tipping the waitress. 1 though because she was such a good sport and like I said, it became so funny with her constantly asking me to buy girls drinks already knowing my answer was going to be either "no" or "take my coupon and get her something. "

There were a few new faces there tonight that I did not remember from my last visit. A lot of them made for very good conversation (which I always enjoy), but whenever they asked me for a dance, I'd let them know that I only do VIP and have *very* high expectations which easily let's me weed out the worthy ones. Now, I will admit, there were some nice candidates tonight (one was this big breast latino (? ) girl named either Carol or Carolyn I think) that I SO wanted to go the distance with, but when I asked what a VIP with her was like and she responded by saying "very good" I knew it would have been a "dummy mission. " I still tipped her. 1 just for such a long conversation full of laughs and good times though.

Alright. More people came in during the later hours and eventually, I snatched her Brianna and went back to revisit where we left off last time in the $. 35 VIP. Just like last time and definitely well worth it! I asked and received (2) free admission passes this time and left a very happy customer!

I will be out of town on business travel until like mid-February and even though Brianna is a great treat, I think next time I will probably venture out and try someone different since there are some other nice candidates now that have caught my interests. I would recommend to anyone that visits though, ask your girl about hooking you up with a free pass or two. It'll save you. 1 on your next visit if nothing else and as for the waitresses, yeah the pushiness behind the drinks sucks ass, but some of them are really cool/funny chicks so don't take it out on them for just having to do their job (now if you are in any VIP or the middle of a lap dance and she comes over breaking your concentration asking about a damn drink, you have every right to blast her then!)

[QUOTE=Kremey1]Hey guys,

Got a quick question for you. How do you distinguish the different service levels at the bird? Meaning when asked to go VIP how can one determine to go 1. 25 or. 7?

Kremey1[/QUOTE]I generally just ask the girl her preference and base it off of her response.

I have had great times in both.

It all just depends on the girl.

I'm comming to the OC from San Diego for an overnight business meeting in March.

Does the Bird run coupons in any of the local rags?

Is there a dress code?

Thanks in advance~Lascivious

I found a coupon online.

The oc register always has a coupon in the sports section.

[QUOTE=TomSky]The oc register always has a coupon in the sports section.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Tom, OC register online is where I found the coupon.

I'm trying to get some passes or coupons to get more of the guys at my meeting to go. Nothing like a freebie or discount to get people motivated.

I was just reading on another site about local clubs and ran across comments about bed dances at Ecstasy. Forgive me, because I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to strip clubs, but do they still do those there? I've only been to the Bird and Taboo and never experienced anything like that. Apparently things are pretty tame in OC compared to places like City of Industry, so I'm learning a lot here. Anyway, this guy really was high on Ecstasy and his experiences there but the report was somewhat old.

[QUOTE=Joblo007]I was just reading on another site about local clubs and ran across comments about bed dances at Ecstasy. Forgive me, because I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to strip clubs, but do they still do those there? I've only been to the Bird and Taboo and never experienced anything like that. Apparently things are pretty tame in OC compared to places like City of Industry, so I'm learning a lot here. Anyway, this guy really was high on Ecstasy and his experiences there but the report was somewhat old.[/QUOTE]Not much but a pretty mean dry hump, but if your going high mileage, theres better places out there.

Went to the Hustler Club in WM last night, it was pretty slow, they had one girl working who looked like a fat version of blossom (from the 90's sitcom) but the girl who made my trip worth it was vixen, this tiny little asian hottie with a great pair of bolt on's, she went by the rules on her dance's, but she was so freakin hot I didn't even notice, I wish I knew where to find more hotties like her that were a little more naughty.

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]I used to patron Precious until I found her a bit too unsanitary for my liking. Sassy is a bit too chubby but will take care of the situation to completion I can confirm. There is a new latin girl that works Sundays that is absolutely amazing! Rina or something like that. I would recommend. In general I'm not feeling the current lineup.[/QUOTE]
Rob,

Clear your inbox.

Has anyone been vip? I was there last weekend and wondered about the 1.25 for 6 songs. what is it like in there?

Whats allowed or not allowed. any recommendations of who to pick?

Thanks

Checked out the Captain in Lake Forest for the first time. I've been to most of the strip club joints in OC and Captain was a let down. If you prefer tame, non sensual lap dances from average looking girls, this is the place for you.

Dropped by again tonight, asked a dancer if she knew the whereabouts of the dancer mentioned below. Turns out her name is "Panda" due to her tattoo on her lower back, and she's also stopped working at that club.

Anybody encountered her elsewhere? Skinny, short hair, country-ish. Probably busy with college and left the dancing gig.

[QUOTE=Hangleft]Dropped by TJs tonight, about 10 guys and about the same number of girls.

Most of them were 6s or 7s. After settling in for a bit, a skinny 7 latina chick came over and had some conversation. Or rather, she just sat there and didn't try to talk much or ask me anything. A bit awkward. Couple dances came by, and wow. This 18 year old girl came out dressed up as jailbait as her costume. She was the best dancer all night and she came by and I got a dance from her.

Asked if she did anything extra, she said nope but I can deal with that! What she did onstage was outdone behind the curtains! Got a little mileage and tipped her afterwards. Had a great time talking to her as well! Her name was Candice or something of the sort, didn't quite catch it. Somewhat tall, skinny, amazing body.[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to let everybody know that California Girls in Santa Ana is now all nude, 18 and over. No alcohol = more skin = higher mileage?