Pay attention, everyone dang ol' Boomhauer's teaching a class
It has been brought to my attention that a few of you guys don't know how to use your computers to check these girls out. Well, good ol' Boomhauer is here to dang ol' tell you how to do it. I'm going to explain it like you know nothing about computers other than how to use Google.
First off, if you're using Internet Explorer, you need to download either Firefox or Chrome (just Google them). The next thing you'll want is to search for addons for Firefox or extentions for Chrome, respectively. Download Adblock Plus so you don't see any of those pesky ads. Next download the Google Image search addon or extention. Okay, now that you have these tools in hand, you'll want to open up BP. Find a girl, right click on her picture, and there will be an option to Search Google for this Image now left click on that. (Remember, right clicks bring up the options, left clicks do the work).
So, let's use the example we had last night. [url]http://greenville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/warning-o-seductive-exciting-brittany-19/7464470[/url] That warning is correct because she's a fake. Now you just right click on one of her pictures, left click on the Image Search, and it'll open a new tab that will show the results. Here's what I get: [url]http://goo.gl/m6KFrS[/url] As you can see, this picture is EVERYWHERE, so she's likely a fake.
I hope that was a good and simple enough explanation. If you guys need more help, feel free to PM me. I will gladly be of assistance. We've got to look out for one another, you know!
Boomhauer's class part 2 Android phones
I spent the past hour figuring out how to do image searches from a smartphone. I don't really recommend doing this because it's a lot more complicated than using a regular browser. First, you'll need to download this Search By Image app located here: [url]http://goo.gl/MDmQX8[/url] Next you'll want to go to BP. Long press on a girls picture until a menu comes up, you'll need to save the picture. The picture will be located in your download folder. Go to your download folder, check the box by the image, and a menu icon will pop up. Hit that and you'll see that one of your new options is to Search By Image. Do so, and it'll bring up the same Google Image Search I outlined previously. I'm doing all of this from a Samsung Galaxy S3, so your phone may vary in terms of your download folder, but Android OS' are pretty standard by this point.
A few other odds and ends: If you have an SO, or think anyone will ever go through your history, use the incognito mode on Chrome or the Private Browsing on Firefox. You'll need to check your Chrome extentions to work during an incognito mode. A clear history is a sure sign you've been up to something, so don't ever completely clear out your history. If you're using a smartphone, make sure to delete the downloaded pic of that random girl you just downloaded. Also, remember that the Chrome app has an incognito mode, so that's a definite bonus. If you have a regular cell phone company and you think your SO might check the phone bill, I would suggest getting a burner phone. I once got caught because my wife looked at the phone bill. She Googled the number and up popped an escort. Remember that you can also check phone numbers on google. When you're on BP, highlight the phone number, right click, and search with Google. Sometimes you'll get a hit on The othER site, and that'll take you to a review. That little trick once saved me from a terrible provider. 5 reviews and they were all atrocious.
Alright, guys, I hope that this has been helpful / informative. If there was something you didn't understand, or something you need help with, feel free to PM me. I will try and help out in any way that I can. Everyone be safe and all that jazz.
TOFTT and had the absolute worst time tonight
I went to see this girl Jasmine I've been eyeing for a while. She posts on and off, so when I saw that she was running a special, I gave her a call. I'm a sucker for tanned chicks and she has some pretty decent pics. I arrive at the hotel, and she meets me outside. Those pictures are older than a 5th grader. She has double or triple the amount of tattoos in real life, and her face looks like a road map it has so many lines. But I digress, as soon as we're inside she asks how long I want to stay, stating that there were different time limits for each donation. She is looking very unhappy the entire time, but I figured I'd get my nut and leave. It did not work out as planned. I put $40 on the table and said if I needed more time I'd pay more. Started off with a CBJ, and I pulled her hand up to play with my nipples, because I really like that. Her phone rings. When I'm nice and ready, I get on top. Her phone starts ringing again. This time two calls back to back. After a few minutes she asked "Are you going to finish or what?" I said,"Get on top and play with my nipples and I'll be good to go." She doesn't even touch my nips. Phone rings again. She hops up and says,"What are we going to do about this," as she's putting on a T shirt and some PJ pants. I said,"Well, it looks like you're kicking me out, so there isn't anything to do, is there?" "My baby daddy was calling and he's out in the parking lot.
Everyone warned me last time about seeing new girls, that I should stick with providers I know and have been referred to me. And you guys were right. I've had way too many bad experiences with trying out new girls who aren't reviewed on here. Next time I'm in the mood late at night, I'm going to call the girls who were referred to me and see if they're up for some action. If not, I'll take an ambien. As Chris Rock said,"I'm tired, tired, tired, TIRED, of this shit."
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