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Did it look like she was tracking phone numbers too? Or was it just how much she made?

[QUOTE=Casper27; 1435592]So I went to go and check this one out because of the 50 % off she was having.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blonde-student-looking-for-study-break-21/10432388[/url]

I didn't see any reviews so I guess it was toftt. The massage was just a few minutes of rubbing back and front and on the flip a HJ not great but not bad because I roamed all over grabbing her ass and licking and sucking on her nips. It's not bad if you go now and just pay the. 50 I saw a notebook on the floor of her place with dates and numbers several 100 and 50s I think she was keeping track of what she was making each day. All of those numbers got me to thinking whether I could make it out there as an escort like deuce bigalow male jigalow LMFAO providing a service to some of the cougars of Chicago. I got to get in shape first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=And Again;1435644]Did it look like she was tracking phone numbers too? Or was it just how much she made?[/QUOTE]The page I saw had no phone numbers. Here is an example of what I saw I think it was yesterday's date cause of the special she was having.

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Thanks for the report. I find it comical that they consider 15 mins for $45 is a "special". Thats 180 per hour, nothing "special" about that!

[QUOTE=Genghis2; 1435415]Hey guys,

Had a dream about a BP provider as follows:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boys-you-want-to-have-a-good-time-come-and-lets-play-together-45-22/11390743[/url]

It was your typical two call routine whereby you were visibly screened before you were allowed to enter. Your donation was handed to the lady who opened the door and she gave the girl the instructions on the massage level you wanted. Rates were by time and it seemed that most safe services were in order. No door on your room. Sheet covering only. The girl was just here in the US about a week, so for you Hispanic guys out there, you will be able to converse up a storm with her. I would rate her maybe a 7 on looks and a 4 on technique. Definitely was only working on this job temporarily. Oh, the special was for 15 minutes and it was NOT the girl in the picture. Fortunately the girl was much nicer looking than the one in the ad for a change.[/QUOTE]

Could you please tell where / how to find those reviews?

Thanks

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek; 1433286]This one got a good review on the other board. Didn't personally see her myself. Pics not real but reviewer says they are a fair representation.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-36dd-busty-sexy-brunette-cougar-on-the-prowl-38/11018925[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cristlamin; 1435821]Could you please tell where / how to find those reviews?

Thanks[/QUOTE]W-w-w-t-h-e-e-are-o-t-I-see-are-e-v-I-e-w-see-o-m without all of the.

Saw Isabelle.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/extra-voluptous-body-with-magical-hands-loves-teasing-body-worship-domme-32/10998657[/url]

She is a bigger girl. Great breasts, unique experience, very special massage. She touched me in places that I had not been touched before. Everything is as stated in her ad. Would recommend the experience. Even if you are a little squeamish, try it. She makes it work. She is very very good. I will repeat.

I have been busy lately. Saw Mystique for one of her special sessions. Special ad:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/Domination/thirsty-99/11049715[/url]

Massage ad.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/3-options-sensual-full-body-massage-by-certified-massage-therapist-with-real-pics-99/8666013[/url]

Be sure to click on both links to understand everything she offers. She is tiny but has the most amazing body. She has some very clear rules regarding what you can and cannot do. Obey them. For what is described in the special ad linked here, she shares some of her sweet nectar. It is a treat. I would recommend and will repeat.

I have wanted to try one of the places mentioning Nuru massage, so I tried the following:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-nuru-massage-with-beauty-amani-25-25/11372890[/url]

The place is actually a typical Asian apartment, but they also have a plastic Nuru mat.

As is typically the case with Asian apartments; the girl in the picture is not the one I saw (despite the claim "My gife it's / 160 / hour all my photos it's genuine"). Also, the typical $.6 price is if you want the normal Asian apartment experience. If you want the Nuru, it's another $. Although I've seen a few ads offering Nuru lately, I'm actually a bit surprised that more of them don't offer it. For the price of a cheap plastic mat and a supply of Nuru goop (both of which are more than paid for with the first client that agrees to pay the extra $) , they make a significantly bigger profit margin on clients willing to pay for it.

Despite the price, I decided to go for it since it's something I wanted to try. I will say that I liked it quite a bit. I can't even tell you if FS while still slippery on the mat is an option because I did not last long enough to find out. The feeling of her slippery body sliding across mine felt so good that I never made it quite that far.

So, if it's on your bucket list to get a Nuru massage and you're willing to pay a bit more to get it, go ahead and give it a try.

Anyone have info on this one her ad says she's on Chicago ave in wicker park which is nearby where I stay.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10432680&image=10432679[/url]

I searched the number and another provider is connected to the number but I'm more interested because she's nearby so I don't mind if pics are fake so long as she's not fugly

Anyone had any luck with the to your hotel services in the Body Rubs section on Backpage? They mention coming to your upscale hotel. Something seems a bit off, or they might stick out.

Just wondering if these services are safe or if there is a lot of upselling.

[QUOTE=Gus Hogan; 1436087]Saw Isabelle.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/extra-voluptous-body-with-magical-hands-loves-teasing-body-worship-domme-32/10998657[/url]

She is a bigger girl. Great breasts, unique experience, very special massage. She touched me in places that I had not been touched before. Everything is as stated in her ad. Would recommend the experience. Even if you are a little squeamish, try it. She makes it work. She is very very good. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Disturbing: Large issues quite often start out small. Poeple that are addicted to crack usually start out casually smoking crack or quite often something else not as addictive. Addicted to crack is usually the end result.

Isabelle seems to like to give prostate massages. Quite often a person wants a prostate massage because they want to achieve sexual stimulation. The stimulation is gained by some one using their finger or like object to enter the rectum and exciting the wall that separates the prostate from the rectum. If sexual arrousal by this method is what is desired or obtained: although it was done by a female masseuse this time, this could lead to other things. First being done by female masseuse with finger then maybe done by female msseuse with a strap on and it could ultimately lead to a male using his penis.

I am not sure of exactly which direction you are going with this but I just mention and / or raise the issue.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99; 1437007]Disturbing: Large issues quite often start out small. Poeple that are addicted to crack usually start out casually smoking crack or quite often something else not as addictive. Addicted to crack is usually the end result.

Isabelle seems to like to give prostate massages. Quite often a person wants a prostate massage because they want to achieve sexual stimulation. The stimulation is gained by some one using their finger or like object to enter the rectum and exciting the wall that separates the prostate from the rectum. If sexual arrousal by this method is what is desired or obtained: although it was done by a female masseuse this time, this could lead to other things. First being done by female masseuse with finger then maybe done by female msseuse with a strap on and it could ultimately lead to a male using his penis.

I am not sure of exactly which direction you are going with this but I just mention and / or raise the issue.[/QUOTE]Wow that's maybe the most homophobic, close minded thing I have ever read, not to mention what business is it to judge another monger?

[QUOTE=Ghostface89;1426373]Davidonecall and MrCharmo: My apologies, if needed, go out to all on this forum who didn't get the fact that my comments were meant as satire. I think that we all need to lighten up in this age of thought police and Orwellian new-speak. My comments are far less severe that the average Letterman or Bob Zmuda "Tony Clifton" routine.[/QUOTE]I know DOc says he got it, but it wasn't obvious to me you were just joking. And reading race in your post didn't exactly feel right. But all is fine, as far as I'm concerned, thanks for clearing up.

Anyway, not to beat a dead horse. I wanted to share this Pol Not-So-Correct joke I heard last week:

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large.

[QUOTE=Casper27; 1436669]Anyone have info on this one her ad says she's on Chicago ave in wicker park which is nearby where I stay.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10432680&image=10432679[/url]

I searched the number and another provider is connected to the number but I'm more interested because she's nearby so I don't mind if pics are fake so long as she's not fugly[/QUOTE]I've heard some of the pics this crew use are fake. Though this Asian looks a lot like a girl I saw in the north burbs last year. Can't confirm its her, but girl I saw was smoking and a bit of an upseller. But at end of it all well worth it.

Her wicker pk location is close to some areas I frequent, so I'm tempted. I already have a college girl with huge, young tits that lives about five minutes from my office-so I have to practice self control all the time! Let us know or pm if you go, I'll do the same.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99; 1437007]Disturbing: Large issues quite often start out small. Poeple that are addicted to crack usually start out casually smoking crack or quite often something else not as addictive. Addicted to crack is usually the end result.

Isabelle seems to like to give prostate massages. Quite often a person wants a prostate massage because they want to achieve sexual stimulation. The stimulation is gained by some one using their finger or like object to enter the rectum and exciting the wall that separates the prostate from the rectum. If sexual arrousal by this method is what is desired or obtained: although it was done by a female masseuse this time, this could lead to other things. First being done by female masseuse with finger then maybe done by female msseuse with a strap on and it could ultimately lead to a male using his penis.

I am not sure of exactly which direction you are going with this but I just mention and / or raise the issue.[/QUOTE]I've heard having that area stimulated can feel great. Have a friend who has casually mentioned his girlfriend has snook in a finger or two while they're in the heat of passion. I have not experienced it. Can't say I'll try it, but can't say I never will either. But who cares?

Disturbing? I'm not sure I see the issue, Ranger. If this fellow monger likes it, that's his biz. If it eventually leads to having an actual penis inserted (a bit of an extreme eventual outcome) , I still don't see how it is of concern to anyone but his anus. Monger and let monger, I say. I don't think this is the place for us to take any moral high ground or judge. Not trying to call you out or make a big fuss. I just do not see any issue here at all.

I recall another monger was getting unwelcoming remarks last year due to his interest in TS's. I had to put my two cents there as well. Let them do their thing. I dig people being freaky, as long as it doesn't affect me.

Maybe you're joking, Ranger. Maybe not. I just don't see an issue.