Massage Parlor Reports

I paid her a visit a couple weeks ago. She's in Maywood by the Com Ed building just off 290. Her place is a real dump; a 20-30 unit apartment building. She's fatter than her pics and looks pretty trashy. I left about one minute after I arrived. I refuse to pay nasty chicks in nasty places for anything. I have a basic rule. If I wouldn't do her for free, I'm not paying for it.

She may be really great. I couldn't get past the disgusting setting in which I was to be rubbed.



[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Has anyone visited Karen the queen of erotic massage?

She's on CL daily.

How far west is she and is it worth my time?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Mister]I paid her a visit a couple weeks ago. She's in Maywood by the Com Ed building just off 290. Her place is a real dump; a 20-30 unit apartment building. She's fatter than her pics and looks pretty trashy. I left about one minute after I arrived. I refuse to pay nasty chicks in nasty places for anything. I have a basic rule. If I wouldn't do her for free, I'm not paying for it.

She may be really great. I couldn't get past the disgusting setting in which I was to be rubbed.[/QUOTE]


Kudos my man,

This is how and what the board is for. I wish I would have walked out of "Angel" from CL's place in the far south suburbs. That was more of a mrecy mission as I felt sorry for her and didnt have the heart to leave. I, if you don't mind, will adopt your rule and live by it. Thanks for the report.

So I called senina Friday night to see what the lineup was, and was told Jessica was back. My only question is who the hell is Jessica, any info on her?

I've been trying to post my experiences from past few weeks...here it is.

Past few visits to Lisunias:

Visit one :3 weeks back(Russian Girl)
Massage:9
Looks:8
Young/old:Young(21)
Hj
$40(Tip only)/Reg Massage(.6)

Visit last week:(Russian Girl)
Massage:8
Looks : 10
Young/old: Very young(18)
Totally Nude Hj(.8)/VIP Massage (.8)

Cant'wait to repeat.

Visists to Tatianas:Russian
Visit 1:Julie (Hj/.6)
Young/old:Young(21)
Looks:7
Performance:7

Lisa:Polish
Young/old:(~40)
Looks:4
Massage:4
BjCIM(.6)

Marie(~40)
Young/old:(~40)
Looks:6
Massage:7
Nothing

Polish Princess:

Samantha: ~40/polish(2.6FH,2/HH)
Looks:7
Body/9
Performance: 7

Ramona/Pianka:TBD


Celine: ~45/polish(2.6FH,2/HH)
Looks:4
Body/6
Performance: 8

Katya: ~30/polish(2.6FH,2/HH)
Looks:8
Body/9
Performance: 6

Today :Heavenly Massage:45 mins(40 bucks with coupon)..Wrapped like a mummy..But good massage...

Should have posted this a while ago but debated it since I don't think it's helpful but..... Went to Tropical a few weeks back. I specifically wasn't looking for any extras, only a massage, but I figured may as well have a young, nice looking female do it rather than a 40-50 year old woman. Walked in and was instantly asked if I had been there before. I responded in the negative and was asked my name for the sign in sheet. It made me laugh when the lady wrote down a totally different name than I gave (my real name) I was shown to te room by a nice looking hispanic female, not mexican or puerto rican, but I couldn't pinpoint the race. I got undressed and got on the table and covered myself up. Just to see what would happen.

Well she came in the room and made a few comments about my tats and started the rub down. I say rub down cuz it wasn't really a massage. After she rub my shoulders she realized that I was pretty knotted up so she actually did do some work. On the flip I stayed covered and willed the boy to stay down. (good dick control is wonderful!) She tried every trick she could to "accidentally" get a rise out of me and when she realized it wasn't gonna happen she stuck with the massage. I was surprised that when she finished the front and I still had 20 mins left she had me flip again and did more work on my back. Then she went for a hot towel and wiped the oil off and dried me. The best part IMHO was when she finished and I threw te towel off and started getting dressed with no cares of being naked. She realized then that I wasn't a newbie!

All and all a decent rub down from a nice looking girl for 60 bucks. Plus a 15 dollar tip since I was feeling nice. Extras are presumably available most likely for the standard LMP 50/50/50 quote. There was one little curly haired cutie that I may go back to scoop up but who knows. I got enough on my plate right now. I want to say my massuese was Maria, but I could be wrong.

Be safe

Anyone been here?

Hey guys,

I am a Senior on the Orlando forum and will be in Skokie on business soon. Was looking for some recommendations on nearby AMPs or good providers who may do room service for me. I am staying at the Doubletree and would love to keep it relatively close, if that is possible.

Thanks in advance and if anyone wants info on Orlando, give me a shout

[QUOTE=Chiguy67]...Visists to Tatianas:Russian
Visit 1:Julie (Hj/.6)
Young/old:Young(21)
Looks:7
Performance:7

Lisa:Polish
Young/old:(~40)
Looks:4
Massage:4
BjCIM(.6)

Marie(~40)
Young/old:(~40)
Looks:6
Massage:7
Nothing...[/QUOTE]
Which Tatiana's location?

Yin Spa caught my eye today as I was driving home. It's very close to where I'm staying right now, so I looked up reviews here. After reading several glowing reviews, I decided to check it out. I went in and a mid- to late- 30s heavy set woman was working the desk. She said no one was available right then, but would be in 10 minutes. When I returned, Angie (the blonde, but still presumably Mexican girl) was at the desk. She looked cute, but informed me she was on her way out. I was introduced to Liz, a Hispanic girl in her early 20s with a pretty face and nice tits. Opting for the. 6 30 minute Swedish, I was taken back to the room and undressed. The place is really nice I might add- hardwood floors, clean, well decorated, good smell. Liz brought me in for a table shower which was great, but nothing on the flip. She squirted my junk a few times with the shower head, but no touching. I was a little disappointed, but the TS was still great and very relaxing. I was starting to wonder if the place had become a non-rubntug. In for the massage and she worked on my back for a good while, very nice massage. On the flip, she asked if all I wanted was a massage and she said she could do more, so I took her up on her offer. She said it's normally. 6 but she'd help me out for. 5 and I agreed. I really wanted to see her topless and she said she doesn't usually do that, but she'd take her top off and leave the bra, which I was ok with. She had a pot belly but very nice skin and no stretch marks. I offered a little more to get rid of the boulder holder and she was game. She took a phone call during the massage which just gave me more time, but came back to it and was very sweet. Afterwards, headed for a steam shower which was also very relaxing. A happy ending to the happy ending. Very satisfied all in all. Felt clean, refreshed and relaxed leaving; no guilt or shame. Will definitely go back.

Note to those who are going: they ask if you've been there before, say yes. They give a $10 discount to all return customers.

"Several glowing reviews"? Have I been missing something? The reviews have been more positive than negative, but I wouldn't say people are raving about this place, besides you.

.6 for a hh is extremely expensive, even with a table shower. That and given the fact that LMPs usually charge more for extras, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. How much did you spend total? It may be great for you from a convenience standpoint, but I don't see how this place would be good for a regular monger over an Asian apartment. If one prefers Latinas, then I understand.

Even though your report is more detailed than those of other newbies, your writing style makes you come off like a shill. We already have enough of those on this board.

When I was there, the girl you described as liz they told me was angie. And the cute blonde said she was only doing reception, not massage.

Weird vibe from this place, but I'd man handle the blonde Mexican if she let me!

Hi guys,

I am visiting the Itasca area next week and was hoping someone would give me some recommendations. I'm from Boston and have no clue about the Chicago area.

Thanks in advance

My recent experience at Yin was different than both previous posters.

I walked in recently and there were 3 girls sitting in the front.

Angie. Short/petite mexican, very cute with blonde highlights. Amy. Short/ big on top mexican, cute with dark hair. Angel. Taller black girl with a really nice body.

My session was with Angie who gave a great ts and made sure to hit all the important places. Massage was so so as far as MPs go, but a great massage was not the main objective on this particular visit. During massage, she did make it a point to ask me what other MPs I had been to, etc. I gave her the names of the other MPs I had visited and this obviously put her at ease as she offered the menu not half way thru the massage! Standard 50/50/50, and when I told her I never pay that much, she immediately negotiated a topless hr for. 60 I countered with. 60 for bottomless as she had a great ass. To which she was ok.

This is the best part about the session: on the flip, she got up on the table, no pants and finished the massage, hr included. I was able to put my hands/fingers, just about everywhere! All in all the visit was solid. She was extremely hot and was very attentive, and made sure to give me a card with her name written on the back when I left. Here are the prices/ratings:

Looks: 8. 5

Massage: 1hr. 65 w/ table shower, rating: 7

Bottomless HR: . 6, rating: 9. Ya have to love when they get up on the table with you!

I will certainly be back, just have not had the time to travel that far south.

As for the name game. I think they all have similar names on purpose!

Chiguy,

Any names of the Young Russian girls from Lisunia's? I would like to visit there, but a name would be great. Report if possible.

Thanks!

Maybe a year ago, I met a girl, called Jessica there, who was from West coast. 5-7, Skinny, small breast, and young (less than 30). Massage is OK.

HE was available. Forgot how much I paid. Attitude is fine.

Since Mai and Joyce gone for a long time, crazy Jobe talking too much.

I don't have really want to visit there. Could everyone told me(or PM) about AMY. I know her massage is so good. other than that?






[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]So I called senina Friday night to see what the lineup was, and was told Jessica was back. My only question is who the hell is Jessica, any info on her?[/QUOTE]