Happiness

[QUOTE=DatOneMan;3232059]I am pretty sure Sasha doesn't speak Greek. The one you might be thinking of was out of aloha me for a while. Can't find any ad on BP right now so don't know if they are still up and who is there.

There might be one girl who speaks Greek there but no one I know.[/QUOTE]Well that's a shame. I was really hoping she was the Sasha I was looking for. I'll bet that would be an experience for the ages, as tiny as she is. If none at Happy, any other recommendations or suggestions at other places or AMPs? Thanks for the response.

Joe B.

Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?

[QUOTE=BigthDikth;3232740]Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?[/QUOTE]

Just 4 questions. Like to help you answer your question, but need more information from you. Need you to clarify your intentions. Then maybe a clear answer can be given. Thank you in advance with your help on clarifying your intentions regarding your recent visit to happiness.

In paragraph 6, you wrote you were tired. You also said your body ached. You shared in that same paragraph that you were tired and just wanted to lay there and get HE. Was your intention to just get HE?

You also mentioned you were tired, but looked forward to fucking a hot sex animal at happiness. So were you tired? Did you really want hot animal sex? What was your intention?

[QUOTE=ToniMulato;3232068]Good evening.

Just came from Happiness and had this cute Korean / Hawaiian gal who told me she was Newbie there. I also apologize because I believe she said her name is Jenny? But I'm not 100 m% accurate. Anyway, She's around 5'6, Tanned, Hair- light brown highlights, contacts, perky breasts, Nice round Booty. (for the booty lover) & Winged tattoo on her lower back, and one in her left forearm, and bubbly personality. She gives A superb "Ssslurpy' BBBJ, and won't Rush. Loves to have her VJ licked, and her salad tossed. She doesen't Rim, Overall worth the visit. Check her out highly recommended.[/QUOTE]From the description I know that's Dani, she came over from Rejuve and.

Is my atf. Great personality, and funny chick.

If it was pushing my old tired body to have sex or to leave with nothing, I'd take the pain of pushing my body to fuck a animal. What are you, her best friend?

[QUOTE=JoeBlows;3232092]Well that's a shame. I was really hoping she was the Sasha I was looking for. I'll bet that would be an experience for the ages, as tiny as she is. If none at Happy, any other recommendations or suggestions at other places or AMPs? Thanks for the response.

Joe B.[/QUOTE]Try going to the upper right portion of the page where it says "Search Forum" and use search term "greek." Guaranteed you will get some hits.

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[QUOTE=BigthDikth;3232740]Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?[/QUOTE]If all you want to do is just lay there and get a great HJ, you'd be better off going to a massage place and not an AMP. There are lots of reports in the Massage Therapist thread, so research before you go.

And, since all you wanted from Yuna was a HJ for 50 bucks, naturally she said the session would be over when you shot your load. Why would she be happy spending an hour with you for a 50-dollar tip when she can make 150 from another customer in the same approximate amount of time.

P.S. I've never been with Yuna, but Sasha is animal sex. All you have to do it read the reviews in here; there are plenty.

Came in happiness for quickie, saw Stella, was impressed w her action and nice service, best early in day and for one hour, we chatted first and got down to businesses, very satisfied, no complaints.

[QUOTE=SmokinGun;3217108]Had Sue recently and she is meh. Good things is she is fairly accommodating and does BBBJ. She also has a nice trimmed Bush that is largely triangular up to and surround her pussy down below. Bad thing is she does not like to kiss, and is somewhat aloof, which leads to neither a PSE or GFE experience. She does not rim. Not sure about BBBJCIM. She has a gaping pussy, which is good when I want to open it up wide with my fingers and stick my tongue in there. But it is not good when I want a tight fit. I don't think I will be repeating.[/QUOTE]Should have read yours before I went. And in contrast to that one other soul's speculation, at least for me, BBFS was not on offer, though she did offer BBCIM. That was when I decided to follow one of the very few standards that I have, to wit, never ever fuck the stupid. And she is just plain stupid if she thinks that no BBFS is bad while BBCIM is a-okay. And did I mention that in addition to your noted gaping after the fashion of the Grand Canyon, there's also the matter of that hideously abnormal stretching of the skin as she bends over owing to her poor "enhancement" job?

By the way, for how lame the overall experience, it started with, she'll be in in five minutes, which ended up as thirty-five minutes, and I was literally the only patron there, and I know that since after twenty minutes I got dressed again and wandered about the place looking for mamasan. Needless to say, there's a better shot of me being more or less dematerialized as a result of being struck by a little too near earth object than there is of me ever being found in that place again. I am otherwise taking it as given that she and they understand the point, as I bolted when we got to BBFS = bad, while BBCIM = good. And it wasn't so much that the lack of BBFS was a deal breaker as was instead the instantaneous thought that if she thinks that BBFS = bad while BBCIM = good, her throat may very well be colonized by every STD known to our humanity (most of which will be there symptom free and so if she thinks it's safe, and it's symptom free, then what's the point in ever getting tested. And so, no thank you, very much. As you just ain't worth the risk).

[QUOTE=BigthDikth;3232740]Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?[/QUOTE]It is hawaii, it is the united states.

It is not Philippines or ukraine.

Full service with young hottie and only 50 bucks to the provider?

Wake up! It sounds like you visit real estate office and offer 100 k and want to buy 4 bedroom house in waikiki.

Yeah with that money you can buy good house in ukraine but not in honolulu.

[QUOTE=Blake123;3233195]If all you want to do is just lay there and get a great HJ, you'd be better off going to a massage place and not an AMP. There are lots of reports in the Massage Therapist thread, so research before you go.

And, since all you wanted from Yuna was a HJ for 50 bucks, naturally she said the session would be over when you shot your load. Why would she be happy spending an hour with you for a 50-dollar tip when she can make 150 from another customer in the same approximate amount of time.

P.S. I've never been with Yuna, but Sasha is animal sex. All you have to do it read the reviews in here; there are plenty.[/QUOTE]Yea, you're right. I realized right away what was going on so I dropped the idea of HJ and asked about FS. I couldn't remember if the going rate was total $200 or $200 just for the girl, so I had $200 for her. Now that you've said $150 that's what I've give if there's a next time at happiness.

But not with a hyper girl that's cutting 10 minutes off the session before we even start.

Nice and politely, I asked the little lady if she was sure it's an hour. More than once she yes. When yuna said 50 minutes, I said that I was told I hour. But yuna insisted that it was 50 minutes. On the way out I asked mamasan and she said that a heads up is given at 50 minutes but the session's an hour.

If yuna wasn't acting like she was coming down off a few lines of coke and she didn't try to shorten the session, she'd be $200 richer, not just $150.

If I go back I'll try sasha.

[QUOTE=BigthDikth;3232740]Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?[/QUOTE]I would take Blake123's advice and go to a MT if all you want is a HJ. That is their specialty after all. You're only wasting your time and the girl's going to an AMP for that kind of service. I've been with Yuna and this doesn't sound like her at all, so to answer your question: it's not normal. Maybe she was having a bad day, didn't feel well, whatever. They're human beings too. If you want "animal sex" maybe give Sasha a try.

[QUOTE=Sukebegai;3233833]I've been with Yuna and this doesn't sound like her at all, so to answer your question: it's not normal. Maybe she was having a bad day, didn't feel well, whatever. They're human beings too. [/QUOTE]That's what I chaulked it up to. But I did want to know if that was the norm. Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=BigthDikth;3233730]Yea, you're right. I realized right away what was going on so I dropped the idea of HJ and asked about FS. I couldn't remember if the going rate was total $200 or $200 just for the girl, so I had $200 for her. Now that you've said $150 that's what I've give if there's a next time at happiness.

But not with a hyper girl that's cutting 10 minutes off the session before we even start.

Nice and politely, I asked the little lady if she was sure it's an hour. More than once she yes. When yuna said 50 minutes, I said that I was told I hour. But yuna insisted that it was 50 minutes. On the way out I asked mamasan and she said that a heads up is given at 50 minutes but the session's an hour.

If yuna wasn't acting like she was coming down off a few lines of coke and she didn't try to shorten the session, she'd be $200 richer, not just $150.

If I go back I'll try sasha.[/QUOTE]The reason Yuna said 50 minutes is that after the deed, if you want to shower or just do a quick clean-up, you'll need time to get ready to leave. Places like Tokyo Spa will start the clean up process at 40 - 45 minutes. Time is money and no one wants to lose money.