The Woodshed

I'm going to get the whole kitchen sink. Suspensory ligament cut to pull my cock out and make it hang low. It might even point lower or straight down. I have to sew how far I can pull this sucker out. Opting for the ams 700 lgx 21 cm. So this is going to give me a 9 inch cocktail but it's an 11 in porn inches. Maybe even 12 inches depending on camera angle. I need the penuma sleeve for girth. I can't have a skinny long Wang. I want monster BBC. So insurance doesn't cover this but the doctor does offer a payment plan. 5000 upfront. Wish me luck. Small black cock to monster BBC in about 5 months. Do you guys want pics of the surgery?

[URL]https://penuma.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.bostonscientific.com/en-US/products/penile-prosthesis/ams-700-inflatable-penile-prosthesis.html[/URL]

The AA men salute the scientific approach to enhance our small cock to monster bbc.

[QUOTE=Rich980;6878378]I only left you guys alone for a couple of weeks. \shrug.

Rich.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rich980;6878378]I only left you guys alone for a couple of weeks. \shrug.

Rich.[/QUOTE]Seriously. This guy is infatuated with BBC. LOL.

[QUOTE=Busta69;6881735]Seriously. This guy is infatuated with BBC. LOL.[/QUOTE]You are a hater. You're jealous of the BBC surgery because you can't afford it. There is no shame in getting the surgery if I want to. There's only shame if I get the BBC surgery and I act like it's natural. If I did that, then hate and clown me. I'm not going to be like oh it's because I'm black that's why it's big. Inside info here, blacks are small but why are you hating because blacks get the bbc surgery. I already said I'm not going to act like it's natural like other people. Now I don't believe you, I think you need the surgery but can't afford it. If you has a big one, you would support me or offer some advice and not hate.

[QUOTE=Busta69;6881735]Seriously. This guy is infatuated with BBC. LOL.[/QUOTE]At first I thought this was some joke or TROLL just to get people to laugh or something but it is constant. LOL. I guess he is really serious about this.

SD.

[QUOTE=PDC90;6881774]You are a hater. You're jealous of the BBC surgery because you can't afford it. There is no shame in getting the surgery if I want to. There's only shame if I get the BBC surgery and I act like it's natural. If I did that, then hate and clown me. I'm not going to be like oh it's because I'm black that's why it's big. Inside info here, blacks are small but why are you hating because blacks get the bbc surgery. I already said I'm not going to act like it's natural like other people. Now I don't believe you, I think you need the surgery but can't afford it. If you has a big one, you would support me or offer some advice and not hate.[/QUOTE]Trust me, I'm not hating. I'm amused with your infatuation with this surgery. And also your need to explain it and justify it to others.

It started with a questions about male enhancement but no one. Plus I want to know if it's function. The surgery look like it don't give you a real hard cock. So it looks big but it will never feel big. I know a lot of brothas are born with small socks. I never seen a brotha born with a big one. But I know a lot of brothas get this BBC surgery. None of the brothas are open about this and they all keep this secret like it's a black thing. I'm being open about this and trying to break the mold of cocky BBc. So let me ask again does the BBC surgery actually give you a functional hard cock to have sex with or is it all show. Am I going to just show up to a escort. Hopefully she says it's too big and she can't take it. That's when I just leave my money and run because the truth is my big soft surgical cock isn't hard enough to have sex. At least I have a sense of fake confidence.

[QUOTE=Busta69;6882362]Trust me, I'm not hating. I'm amused with your infatuation with this surgery. And also your need to explain it and justify it to others.[/QUOTE]

Yelling in my gladiator voice from the movie. If you're not laughing, then it's because you're embarrassed and ashamed. If you're laughing, you're cool.

[QUOTE=SupeDav;6882077]At first I thought this was some joke or TROLL just to get people to laugh or something but it is constant. LOL. I guess he is really serious about this..[/QUOTE]

I asked you if you were entertained and you said no. You were irritated by the truth. Now in this post you're entertained? Ah OK, checkmate brotha.

[QUOTE=Busta69;6882362]Trust me, I'm not hating. I'm amused with your infatuation with this surgery. And also your need to explain it and justify it to others.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Busta69;6882362]Trust me, I'm not hating. I'm amused with your infatuation with this surgery. And also your need to explain it and justify it to others.[/QUOTE]PDC90 or whatever his moniker is was gone for over a year, then just pops up and spews a steady deluge of shit. Banned or jail, makes you wonder.

[QUOTE=PDC90;6882402]I asked you if you were entertained and you said no. You were irritated by the truth. Now in this post you're entertained? Ah OK, checkmate brotha.[/QUOTE]There's a difference between being entertained and being amused. Dude. IDC what you do or what your preferences are. But this is a forum to review working girls.

Banned or jail. Jail, really? Is that an AA joke? Do you think all AAs are a like? Maybe, maybe not. There's more questions, keep wondering. You have no idea. I'm trying to tell the truth at all AA are small, the BBC surgery is real. I'm here telling the truth. Showing people their options. Asking legitimate questions. And people are ashamed and embarrassed because I'm here be real and humble. I'm not here acting like I'm better than anyone.

[QUOTE=RedTalon;6882584]PDC90 or whatever his moniker is was gone for over a year, then just pops up and spews a steady deluge of shit. Banned or jail, makes you wonder.[/QUOTE]

You might now be capable. First off entertained and amused are synonyms.

[URL]https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/entertained[/URL]

Try again.

The woodshed is for open discussion. The escort reports is specifically for escort reviews.

Try again.

The BBC surgery has you triggered. Don't hate because AAs do something about being small.

[QUOTE=Busta69;6883077]There's a difference between being entertained and being amused. Dude. IDC what you do or what your preferences are. But this is a forum to review working girls.[/QUOTE]

One of my regulars started a 33% markup 2 months ago. Wouldn't even entertain negotiation. Now all of sudden she's back to her normal menu rates. Another one wouldn't answer the phone because she was so booked. Called me tonight begging for a date. Same story with a 3rd provider. I just realized 2 months ago these bitches probably got a tax refund for claiming children they DON'T take care of, along with regular day workers getting a refund and spending it to find a hole to fill. I'm one of the lucky Americans to pay taxes and not receive a refund. Now everyone back to being broke and my phone's ringing off the hook. Anyone else noticed this? I should have picked up on it sooner.

[QUOTE=Pseudonymous;6883182]One of my regulars started a 33% markup 2 months ago. Wouldn't even entertain negotiation. Now all of sudden she's back to her normal menu rates. Another one wouldn't answer the phone because she was so booked. Called me tonight begging for a date. Same story with a 3rd provider. I just realized 2 months ago these bitches probably got a tax refund for claiming children they DON'T take care of, along with regular day workers getting a refund and spending it to find a hole to fill. I'm one of the lucky Americans to pay taxes and not receive a refund. Now everyone back to being broke and my phone's ringing off the hook. Anyone else noticed this? I should have picked up on it sooner.[/QUOTE]LMAO. This is probably one of the best things I have read in here lately. I have noticed that they are so quick to respond now with somewhat normal rates. I still see a few hanging on to the high rates but soon things should hopefully continue to regulate.

[QUOTE=PDC90;6882393]It started with a questions about male enhancement but no one. Plus I want to know if it's function. The surgery look like it don't give you a real hard cock. So it looks big but it will never feel big. I know a lot of brothas are born with small socks. I never seen a brotha born with a big one. But I know a lot of brothas get this BBC surgery. None of the brothas are open about this and they all keep this secret like it's a black thing. I'm being open about this and trying to break the mold of cocky BBc. So let me ask again does the BBC surgery actually give you a functional hard cock to have sex with or is it all show. Am I going to just show up to a escort. Hopefully she says it's too big and she can't take it. That's when I just leave my money and run because the truth is my big soft surgical cock isn't hard enough to have sex. At least I have a sense of fake confidence.[/QUOTE]Maybe go for two girls, so they can talk after you scamper off, like:

"Did you see how big that dick was?

"Yeah, he looked about 5'7". ".

Anyway, this doesn't seem like the appropriate forum for cock talk but I'm sure that's already in your search history so good luck finding the info you at least at like you want.