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[QUOTE=LTL429;2580051]Reviews of Hotsquirt again. I call bullshit just like every other guy that knows this game does.who are trying to fool kdawg77[/QUOTE]I have no idea what you are talking about but I take it there have been some bad experiences with her. My review is legit I have no reason to deceive anyone and would never want to steer anyone wrong on here. I've posted in the past but it's been a long time and I didn't remember my username and password. I haven't posted because I usually stick with Summer but she was unavailable. I called another girl and her phone said she wasn't accepting calls which is why I gave Hotsquirt a call in the first place. I was glad I did as I really did enjoy the time with her. I'm sorry to anyone that has had a bad experience in the past. Again I would never mislead anyone as a place like this is one of the few ways that we have to stay safe and to avoid trouble. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

[QUOTE=DanteMoravil;2571594]This review of Sami is also right on. She had told me she moved up here six months ago that's why she has the accent that she does. She was very quiet obviously not a talker. But she does take direction well and yes no CIM.[/QUOTE]I have decided that you gents would probably be much happier with my services if I offered cim, and so I have been giving it a go and have seen some very positive response from it. Cum try it out for yourself!

[blue]Normally a post like this gets flagged but A2 has a soft spot for chicks offering CIM.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Layingaround;2575266]Hooked up with her over the weekend. Good times. Treat her right.[/QUOTE]Just thought that I would take the time to thank you for a great time as well!

Visited Aimee69 and found everything in her ad to be accurate. The saftey, privacy, cleanliness and quality of her incall location was really exceptional. Aimee is a very personable and cooperative provider. She is a lady that has her act together. Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=BigSug;2579148]Super cutie, thin, small be cup, adorable face. Caught her on day 1 at the end of the day and we had an hour of fun! Made her choke on my see*ck before I worked that pussy over good both DATY and CFS. According to her at least 5 O's and they weren't faked. She likes to fuck. DATY was tasty. Gorgeous pussy. BBBJ was good, but needs to hone her skills some. Made her deep throat and she took it like a champ. No rush and loves to DFK. Go get her boys! She's fun.[/QUOTE]Had basically the same experience. Very cute young lady that has (in her own words) been with more guys in the last week than her entire life. I am not surprised since she is only 20. My favorite part was when she put her hair in a pony tail so that I could grab and use her mouth as aggressive as I wanted. No hands on her part just mouth. No gagging or complaining, she let me set the tempo and depth. Almost lost it. Covered up and she rode and rode. A couple of positions later and I came a bucket load. She laid there with me caressing and kissing until it was time to wash up and head West. Another awesome experience with an EE girl.

I posted a thorough review but for some reason it was censored so I'm not going to expend the same amount of time this go around.

Highlights:

Indeed Sami is young, VERY Inexperienced, shy & sweet.

Gives a poor, monotone BBBJ. K9 and any position that she has to work / cooperate can be trying at best. She became much more vocal during mish and she reached O after 10 minutes in that position.

Carries extra weight- perhaps from a child. Breasts droppy / deflated.

She has been in NKY for perhaps 18 months and despite formally having a decent gig turned to this to meet the cost of bad habits.

Will not repeat.

Darkfrost, Sadie, Buttons. I only seen her once back when she was with the 3 roommates, which too me was alot of heat in Covington. But seriously since moving over to the new site, she's gone thru 5 to 6 different names. Is it really necessary? I mean everyone knows who she is. I mean besides people who are new, I just feel its stupid to change your name so many times and makes you look shady. Plus your going to have good and bad reviews people take that into account when reading theses. You know how many times there was a girl I saw who had a few bad reviews. All of them. Cause no girl is ever going to be every guys type. So just saying it would be better to just stick with the same name. This goes for other providers I've seen do it too, but Sadie or whatever is the worst one for changing it every few months.

Had a dream of Brooke recently. I must say it was one of the better dreams I have had in the hobby. She was waiting at the location at our agreed upon time. She looks even better than her pictures, is very sweet and eager to please. The location was nice, and clean. I had not used EE before, but Steve was very easy to work with. Look forward to a repeat visit when time allows.

[QUOTE=Ragnos2013;2581127]Darkfrost, Sadie, Buttons. I only seen her once back when she was with the 3 roommates, which too me was alot of heat in Covington. But seriously since moving over to the new site, she's gone thru 5 to 6 different names. Is it really necessary? I mean everyone knows who she is. I mean besides people who are new, I just feel its stupid to change your name so many times and makes you look shady. Plus your going to have good and bad reviews people take that into account when reading theses. You know how many times there was a girl I saw who had a few bad reviews. All of them. Cause no girl is ever going to be every guys type. So just saying it would be better to just stick with the same name. This goes for other providers I've seen do it too, but Sadie or whatever is the worst one for changing it every few months.[/QUOTE]Sadie is Sadie and has been since she started. Just saying.

Had a great visit with Sassy, she is a very attractive little spinner with an awesome attitude. Very nice menu and enjoys what she does. Guys she is well worth a visit.

When Kenwood Jack is reading a review, he is always looking for a reason to not see a provider. Each of us mongers has his own parameters he can or must live within. I have listed many reasons why a monger may choose to [U]not[/U] go to a provider.

[B][red]SOME MONGERS WON'T SEE A PROVIDER [i]WHO[/i]:[/red][/B]
[B]won't swallow. [/B]
[B][red]won't offer cim. [/red][/B]
[B]won't offer bbbj. [/B]
[B]won't do greek. [/B]
[B]won't kiss. [/B]
[B]won't dfk. [/B]
[B]won't do cfs. [/B]
[B]won't allow daty. [/B]
[B]does not offer fetish fulfillment. [/B]
[B]is not thin. [/B]
[B]is not a bbw. [/B]
[B]is of color. [/B]
[B]is a butterface. [/B]
[B]does not have big boobs. [/B]
[B]does not have little boobies. [/B]
[B]is not freshly showered. [/B]
[B]smells like cigarettes. [/B]
[B]is older than 30. [/B]
[B]does not have incall. [/B]
[B]works out of a hotel or motel or notel. [/B]
[B]does not operate out of a certain geographical area. [/B]
[B]is not is a safe neighborhood. [/B]
[B]is hard to schedule. [/B]
[B]does not return calls or texts in a timely fashion. [/B]
[B]smokes. [/B]
[B]wears a lot of perfume. [/B]
[B]who has a smelly incall. [/B]
[B]rushes. [/B]
[B]has no attitude at all (indifferent). [/B]
[B]can't conversate [i](sic). [/i][/B]
[B]needs references. [/B]
[B]charges more than $100. [/B]

Most of the above are of little or no importance to me personally, [B]but,[/B] because they might be important to you, fellow monger, I always try to include as many facts in my posts as possible. I spend my valuable time to find out those important facts [I][u]for[/u] [u]you[/u][/I].

Next time, please ask a question for Kenwood Jack, [B][red]"Is BBBJCIM on the menu?" [/red][/B]If any answer yes, PM Kenwood Jack. I will be forever in your debt, and I pay my debts.

[B]BBWDUO: JODI and Missy[/B]

General area of town: 15 minutes south of Dayton.
How might one find her: [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/353/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/7071-bbwduo-is-back-.html[/URL].
The pictures are current. Jodi is the bigger and is the shorter one with dark hair. Missy is just overweight, not bbw.
Boobs: Big and Big (TATS).
General body type: Overweight (could stand to lose 50++ pounds).
What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? One PM. Two calls. Very easy to schedule.
REFERENCES NEEDED or you need to be a senior.
They were on-time at their incall at a commercial budget motel. (. crickets).

[B][red] Spidey sense-o-meter = 3 [/red][/B] (for budget motel only).

I did not know the area, but incall seemed very commercial and reasonably safe.
Was the incall clean? Very clean incall! Surprise!
Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? I brought my 50"x60" throw from Walmart, but did not use it. [B]CLEAN SHEETS[/B].
Cleanliness of girl: They smoke, but not in the room. [U] I did not find any smells on either provider[/U], and examined closely for such. Surprise! Each was also freshly showered.

Smoking smell. No smoking smell in room.
[B][red]Attitude: 10+[/red][/B]
Skills: Missy=9 Jodi=6.
Performance: Missy=9 Jodi=5.
Comfortability level: with Missy=3 with Jodi=5.
Chemistry: with Missy=2 with Jodi=4 (This is actually high for me.).
Personality: Missy=4 Jodi=8.

What's on the menu for everyone? We know it's always YMMV, but stated menu includes BBBJ, CFS, NO GREEK, NO BBFS, GFE, DATY, MSOG, different positions, dfk. They state that their menu is otherwise very open, but their reported exploits seem somewhat vanilla. Amon777 and Thors. Try them out and then we'll see how open to adventure they truly are!

Are they kissers? They kiss. A lot.
A full hour of bbbj with the girls switching with one kissing me and the other sucking my dick.
The finishing move today? Trading off BBBJCIM with Missy. Missy got the first 30 seconds. Then Jodi got the next 3 minutes of dribble!
[RED][b]Think of me when you kiss them![/b][/RED]

Did they provide cleanup after the pop? A damp cleanup was offered but not needed. See finishing move!
What was her specialty? Missy said her specialty was to man a man smile. I was smiling.
Cost: Bargain basement prices. PM me if I know you. On how to get the special, special price. Their regular prices are bargain basement prices. LOW!
Overall value: EXCELLENT.
[RED] Their phone was turned off during the session [/RED]
Would you repeat or recommend? And why? YES. ATTITUDE IS SUPERIOR!

I go to the dollar store, not because I can't afford the higher prices of a regular store, but because I feel great every time I walk out of the store just because I got great value for my money. I feel this same way after visiting certain low cost providers.

I've had Natti on my list since back when she was with EE. Once before, I had scheduled a visit but she went silent on me after I was across the river. I decided to give her another chance and squeezed in a visit with her last week.

She was responsive to text and calls, giving me an address early on this time. We met at the scheduled time in a residential area of Covington. Her incall was a very small room that had been added on to the back of a house. It wasn't clean but it wasn't particularly dirty.

Her pics are accurate (cute girl, freckled face) but we just didn't hit it off. She was pretty business-like during my visit. I got a kiss on the lips near the start and a BBBJ but that was pretty much the extent of anything GFE. The BBBJ was pretty short and not spectacular. We used my cover and she climbed on for the ride which was also nothing spectacular. I wasn't feeling CG, so we switched to mish where I was able to pump away to finish in the bag.

Cleanup was with a dirty sheet I think. Dressing was awkward since we never hit off any conversation whatsoever.

I was disappointed in the experience. Even so, I'm glad I went so that I could check her off the list. The damage was low (HHR = . 7) but I won't repeat.

I saw LSM and it was everything I could've hoped for. She's an older woman (50+ surely) with a less than perfect boob job but she has a great attitude and is a total freak in bed.

Contact was easy via text. She provided the budget hotel address early and was ready when I got there. Inside, it was an immaculate room. I'd imagine that she just checked in.

LSM is a wisp of a woman. She got up on the bed we shared a DFK to get started. Next, she gave some serious attention to my nipples and from that, I knew it was going to be a wild ride.

BBBJ, DFK, squirting, CFS and CIMWS. It was like a whirlwind. Intermission where we chatted amiably, then back for more BBBJ and later squirting. We finished up with Greek and she really does love it.

Highly recommended. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Ragnos2013;2581127]Darkfrost, Sadie, Buttons. I only seen her once back when she was with the 3 roommates, which too me was alot of heat in Covington. But seriously since moving over to the new site, she's gone thru 5 to 6 different names. Is it really necessary? I mean everyone knows who she is. I mean besides people who are new, I just feel its stupid to change your name so many times and makes you look shady. Plus your going to have good and bad reviews people take that into account when reading theses. You know how many times there was a girl I saw who had a few bad reviews. All of them. Cause no girl is ever going to be every guys type. So just saying it would be better to just stick with the same name. This goes for other providers I've seen do it too, but Sadie or whatever is the worst one for changing it every few months.[/QUOTE]Sadie has never been buttons.