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[QUOTE=LongRanger99;1432619]If you find one maybe you could hook me up with her and/or her friend? Not looking for Sofia Vergara but not looking for used up eather.[/QUOTE]Would anyone be interested in an outcall Latina service. I just got info on a guy that will take some Latinas to your place and you choose the one you want only 2 are brought and if you don't like what you see then you send them back. The guy that gave me the info tells me its. 40 now this guy who gave me the number told me if I wanted I could use his place but this old fart would probably snitch on what I did to my co workers who are all women. I don't need that type of drama where I work. So I told him well go ahead and call and let me know if the Latinas look good. If I had my place to myself I'd give a try but I've got family staying with me. But if anyone wants to give it a try than you can pm for info. I don't think the guy speaks English I dialed his number by mistake and was trying to explain something in English and all I heard him say was wha happen, what happenin so I just hung up.

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Another experience read a review hear they got busted before, I had went to there basement / spa there are cameras on the hallway as soon as you walk in you don't have your choice of girls I was greeted by one over weight girl payed 100 light rub massage topless couldn't touch her seemed ina bad mood and asked for 100 for HJ thinking of my willy after seeing her HUGE DD Boobs she was sweet afterwards payed and that was out it message me for more info![/QUOTE]I remember when they called themselves "Amazing Touch " It used to be good with Jasmine, Jessica, and the girls that first started. Now it just plain Stinks!

The ad mentions 'extended bun and thigh work' specifically? Can only imagine what this is talkong about. Can you enlighten us? BTW, how much did she charge? 39 at 5'6" & 165 are not great stats. But if she has some soecial talents then maybe,

[QUOTE=Wyd0101;1434445]Heavier than the pics. Still attractive. HJ is the only option. Great Massage. Great Techinique on the release. Very talkative.[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen 20yo Amy?

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Seems legit but to shell out 200 AND give out my home address I would havs to see great reviews from at least a coupla different people.

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1435083]Anyone seen 20yo Amy?

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Seems legit but to shell out 200 AND give out my home address I would havs to see great reviews from at least a coupla different people.[/QUOTE]I looked on that oThER site. Only one review. A great one but just one.

If you try her out, please report back or PM me.

And Again

[QUOTE=And Again; 1435271]I looked on that oThER site. Only one review. A great one but just one.

If you try her out, please report back or PM me.

And Again[/QUOTE]Ya she looks hot. Please share if you meet her.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;1435074]The ad mentions 'extended bun and thigh work' specifically? Can only imagine what this is talkong about. Can you enlighten us? BTW, how much did she charge? 39 at 5'6" & 165 are not great stats. But if she has some soecial talents then maybe,[/QUOTE]She is bigger than 165. Massage is great. Tits are huge. Nice time.

[QUOTE=And Again; 1435271]I looked on that oThER site. Only one review. A great one but just one.

If you try her out, please report back or PM me.

And Again[/QUOTE]The guy who did the review seems to repeat himself in his reviews (which suggests to me that he may be a shill). Apparently, the guy has never had a bad experience.

[QUOTE=JohnSmith12; 1433430][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spring-time-sexy-mariposa-latina-30/10335125[/url]

So decided to check this place out read a review, was greeted by a 60 year old over 200lb stretch marked woman WOW asked to see if there was other girls heard moaning in the other room with no door in the room she was in. After waiting over 45min waiting for the other girl on there dirty apartment sofa while the 60year old woman brought guys in and out the apartment to check out the place which was very uncomfortable I was then after waiting so long greeted by this maybe 50 year old prostitute with wrinkles on her face very thin baby fat no body type no ass only droopy boobs thing didn't even showered after being fu*ed was very dissapointed already for her to tell me she charges 300 FS! WOW VERY DISSAPOINTED as I was walking out stepped ona cockroach she started yelling saying I wasted her time and yelling things in spanish I must of ran out don't WASTE YOUR TIME![/QUOTE]That was F*cking Classic! LOL Halarious Report Man!

Hey guys,

Had a dream about a BP provider as follows:

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It was your typical two call routine whereby you were visibly screened before you were allowed to enter. Your donation was handed to the lady who opened the door and she gave the girl the instructions on the massage level you wanted. Rates were by time and it seemed that most safe services were in order. No door on your room. Sheet covering only. The girl was just here in the US about a week, so for you Hispanic guys out there, you will be able to converse up a storm with her. I would rate her maybe a 7 on looks and a 4 on technique. Definitely was only working on this job temporarily. Oh, the special was for 15 minutes and it was NOT the girl in the picture. Fortunately the girl was much nicer looking than the one in the ad for a change.

[QUOTE=SexCrazed;1435398]That was F*cking Classic! LOL Halarious Report Man![/QUOTE]WASNT LOL AT the TIME horrible scary experience now I'm laughing my ass off because it seemed like I was ina movie. Horrible just horrible!

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Saw this provider. Looked like her pics in the ad. Nice personality. Massage was advetised with above average HE. Price as stated in her ad and no upselling. Would see her again.

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So I went to go and check this one out because of the 50 % off she was having [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blonde-student-looking-for-study-break-21/10432388[/url]

I didn't see any reviews so I guess it was toftt. The massage was just a few minutes of rubbing back and front and on the flip a HJ not great but not bad because I roamed all over grabbing her ass and licking and sucking on her nips. It's not bad if you go now and just pay the. 50 I saw a notebook on the floor of her place with dates and numbers several 100 and 50s I think she was keeping track of what she was making each day. All of those numbers got me to thinking whether I could make it out there as an escort like deuce bigalow male jigalow LMFAO providing a service to some of the cougars of Chicago. I got to get in shape first.

Called this provider to set up a massage. She says, you know that is a only a massage, right? So I say, what kind of massage, swedish, deep tissue, sensual? She says,"read the ad, people are so f*king retarded" and hangs up. I guess that's a no on the sensual massage? Read the ad and still can't figure it out. Guess I am retarded and she's not worth the effort!

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