Maybe we should start a new Forum! List of all time worst experiences!
[QUOTE=Bill Fanta; 1788556]Some time back (August of 2011, post #1921) , I reported on a second pick up of a BSW named Dumesha or Demesha. Yesterday, driving past the theater on McMicken, I saw a BSW who looked like her. I wasn't all that enthusiastic about picking her up (read post #1921 to see why) , but I had a bit of an itch and figured she was better than nothing. Turns out she was FAR worse than nothing.
I pull over and she jumps into the car. She doesn't seem to recognize me. Right away she says, 'I'm sick. ' What? 'I'm sick. I have cancer. ' She pulls up her top to display a bandage on one of her breasts. When I enquire about her 'cancer, ' she says, 'No, I'm alright, I'll suck and swallow and you'll want to marry me by tomorrow. ' She was acting so weird and looked so rough that I decided I didn't want to mess with her. I told her I'd give her $10 for her time and take her back to where I picked her up. (It would have been $5 if I had had a $5 bill.) She grabbed the $10 bill and then she went totally ballistic! She started screaming at me saying, 'You're not going to do this! Let me suck you off and then give me my money! ' She ranted and raved and said many things I no longer recall. She acted as though my picking her up meant that I now 'owed' her $20. This went on and on as I drove back to the point where I had picked her up.
When we arrive at the spot where I picked her up, she wouldn't get out of the car. At age 70+, I wasn't at all sure I would be able to force her out of the car even if I were to try. I said I was going to call the police and got out my cell phone. She screamed that she didn't care if I called them and then tried to grab my phone. I got the phone away from her, but she kept screaming at me to give her $20. At about this point she jammed her foot up against the steering column, breaking off the lever than controls the windshield wipers.
Can it get any worse than this? Yes it can. She now starts threatening me and claims to have a gun in her pocket. I did not believe the gun story, but this is a scary female who is big enough and strong enough to be a real threat. Now she grabs the keys out of the ignition and grabs a tobacco pipe and pipe tool I had laying in the console.
All right, boys, what's my best play at this point? If I had been 20 years younger, I might have tried kicking her ass out of the car. But I'm not 20 years younger. I saw a guy walking down the street and yelled at him to come over. I offered him $20 to help me get her out of the car. He did not immediately agree, but I finally persuaded him to help me. I could make this an even longer story, but let me just say that eventually I (or we) got her crazy, screaming self out of my car. As I pulled away she banged her fist on the right rear fender and screamed 'I hate you' at the top of her lungs.
Half an hour later I'm at the car dealer who quoted me a price of $160 to replace the windshield wiper lever. Add in the $10 I gave her and the $20 I paid the guy to help me extract her, and the cheap pipe she stole, and I'm out about $200. I tell this story as a warning to those of you who might run across a beefy, busty BSW near the theater on McMicken. Don't pick her up unless you are confident that you can kick her ass out of the car should the need arise.
I'm guessing that Mr. B. Will chime in here to tell me to quit doing the SW stuff, that I'm too old to be doing it. And guess what? He would be 100% correct! Now I would not have picked up someone like this if I hadn't recognized her from two previous encounters. But this BSW was no longer the same mild mannered person she had been before. As bad as this experience was, just imagine how much worse it could have been. What if I hadn't been able to persuade that guy to help me get her out of the car? What if it had disintegrated into a physical fight there in the car? What if the police had arrived on the scene? I'll leave it to your imagination to construct alternative nightmare scenarios.[/QUOTE]Maybe we should start a new Forum! List of all time worst experiences!
I know your pissed now but it may help others deal with the Crazies!
I could ad one to the list.
Don't you Queen City guys have.
[QUOTE=Upullandpay; 1788662]Maybe we should start a new Forum! List of all time worst experiences!
I know your pissed now but it may help others deal with the Crazies!
I could ad one to the list.[/QUOTE]Enough forums and non-SP blogging? I suggest you concentrate on SP experiences, good and bad. Just report them in the appropo section; SW, general, escort, or BP, and move on to more sweet, yummy, juicy giners. My 2 cents. MW
I know this wasn't any of you
Cruising up McM this afternoon. Pass our favorite uncle sitting in a car between Straight and McMik facing downtown with his disco lights blazing.
Get up just past Straight and it's a SW pick up traffic jam. WTF?
One guy heading south is pulled over, passenger door open trying to get some WSW to get in the car. As best I can tell, if he makes the pick, he's got nowhere to go but past Disco LEO waiting up ahead.
I'm eyeballing him and the SUV in from of me suddenly slams on his breaks and beckons another WSW from the west side of the street. She proceeds to stop traffic so she can cross to jump in his car.
By this time the guy headed south is now OUT of his car on the street, WSW standing on the sidewalk, passenger door open and he's yelling at her to get in the damn car. Looks like Clark Griswold yelling at his daughter to get in the damn car.
The guy heading north in the SUV at least knows he should clear the area quickly. I would however recommend not being in such a rush that you forget about the little things. Like stop signs. It may have been arguable but from my position, about 10 feet behind the guy, there were no breaks and no rolling stop at Marshall. Might have been arguable but when you've just picked up an anorexic looking WSW who appears to be a little bit tweaked: Come to a full f'ing stop.
Hellllloooooo. I should have had a printed copy of the 22 rules to hand out as a public service to all of them. I share this with ya'll because I KNOW nobody here would possibly be this nucking futz. Especially since both these girls added together were only a 4 out of 10 on the SW scale. Just nucking futz.
Have a great day.
Dz
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