Strip Club Reports

Good morning all. I've been on the forum for a while and decided I need to start contributing. In LA from out of state and staying near LAX so I decided to give Bare Elegance a try. Arrived at 8 pm and it was dead. For 20 min I was the only guy there. Got approached by Nadia, a gorgeous dirty blonde with bolt ons. Quoted $500 VIP, $200 skybox or 3 for $130. Definitely tourist prices. Approached by a cute latina (Luna? And should have bit as I think extras we're on the table. Decided to give Nadia a chance even though I was pretty sure of the outcome. Went skybox for 5 songs and I was right. Decent grindage but no hint of extras and wanted tip up front. No tip was forthcoming though.

Decided to make the trek at 9 to Paradise, which I should have just hit first. They don't mess around and I was just about in and out the door in 30 minutes. Go in, get a a water and here comes a plump assed blonde in pigtails with huge bolt ons named Strawberry. Quoted $105 for VIP and $50 for CBJ. VIP rooms are a bit sketchy and a little too brightly lit for my tastes. Good technique on the BJ and upgraded to cfs halfway in for $120. Doggie and miss. And a pop and I'm out the door lighter by $225. Saw a gorgeous Asian on my way out the door that I would have liked to try. Next time. Have and be safe.

Think I'll hit KH8 for lunch this week. Any dancers to look for / avoid? Is the food decent? Sounds like they have a full kitchen.

Looking for decent blonde girls offering extras like BBBJ & FS. I've go to KH8 & paradise and enjoy them both, but it's mostly black and latinas girls & right now I'm craving a blonde. Any intel and what I should spend is great.

Almost everyone in paradise offers extras and I've only seen Maddison in KH8 so far (she is amazing!), not sure who else offers extras there.

I have a history with the Jet Strip.

Prior to September 11, before the dark time when Jedis insured peace and justice at strip clubs, I went to the jet strip a few times. It was then run by Johnny murderer Chokemaster, and inveterate felon who liked pathetic losers.

The club was high mileage it was PL friendly and the were no cell phones to distract anybody.

I did successfully get my shit knocked out with pretty good success.

Well the other night just for tears and heartache I stopped off at the jet strip around 11 PM on a nothing weeknight. They have a free admit pass to get off the Internet so entrance was free and I then bought the world's best Sprite for six dollars. The bartender was an aging lizard woman who was actually quite nice.

There were about 6-8 guys there and the most active were these two sort of dorky guys who looked like they were on weekend leave from the coast guard and they hogged the rail like they'd never seen a pussy or grabbed one.

There were no real standouts in terms of books but no real pigeons.

The problem is that for the almost hour and a half I was there there was no single blue light special nor was there a cattle call of the girls where you can see them kind of like in a post parade at Hollywood Park. Now I get that this may be demeaning and millennial dancers will not stand for that but the customer is always right and that is that.

I had just hit the Ass to Mouth Machine and withdrew $300 was prepared to spend the entire amount, no questions asked. I didn't sit by the rail and sat one row behind and generously kept tipping three dollars from the change from my Sprite as long as a girl did not dance to some truly horrible rap song.

Almost every girl asked me for a dance but none of them really turned me on. There was one white gal, Paris, from the inbred Empire but she didn't have the smarts to realize that I was money and she was smoking with the two goofballs.

I timed the songs and they were just over 2 min, so for $30, it is a little bit out of control especially when there was no effort really to sell the dances. Plus there was this annoying floater and the funniest thing about the evening was watching his shirt come untucked until he finally gave up and let it hang out.

There is one particularly gross thing about the jet and it is the location of the shitter. I mean, it is in the very center of the club, not in the back, but right by the dance floor. It is like who the fuck puts a solid waste facility next to an adult rec area? It smells horrible every time the doors open.

The DJ is a fucken disaster, cannot understand anything he said.

I do not recommend this shithole.

I am craving for an update.

[QUOTE=CarlosBot;3350862]List of girls at LA Rhino that I've met so far and had fun with.

Mia. Asian. Big round nice breast (fake). Long leg and nice ass for an asian girl. Loves to please and my personal fav. Get her to the VIP and she is all yours. This girl can give amazing CBJ's. Will literally unzip you and while standing and drop to her knees and let you go to town on her mouth and face. Don't be shy to go deep into her throat. Loves to ride you as you sit on the couch. After you unload she will let you lay there still inside her and massage you as she kisses and licks you. Great girl, 200 for BJ 300 for full service.

Sapphire. Latina with thick Spanish accent. Nice ass with plenty of meat. A bit of a pushy girl and not really the talking type and will get to the point fast. In the VIP she's a load of fun. OK CBJ. But a great girl if you want to pound a rough angry one out. Very willing to take a rough pounding and loves it when you choke and pull her hair. Don't be why at all with her. My advice, flip her over the couch, grab her hair and do what you want with her. Not my first choice but useful for certain moods. 150 BJ. 200 full service.

Egypt. Hispanic, amazing ass even for a spinner like her. Light on her breast but makes up with behind. Fun for a tease but that's about it. Does not provide any extra service in the VIP. Will only grind and dry hump you, but at least she does it till you cream in you pants. I've offered up to 800 but nothing. My opinion, get a few dances but don't waste time if you're looking for some real fun...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hundred;3484084]I have a history with the Jet Strip.

Prior to September 11, before the dark time when Jedis insured peace and justice at strip clubs, I went to the jet strip a few times. It was then run by Johnny murderer Chokemaster, and inveterate felon who liked pathetic losers.

[/QUOTE]We have history in common.

Just wondering if you've heard anything about where Johnny has landed following his release from prison. I think he's been out for a couple of years at least since he gave up the gentleman who hired him to the cops and prosecutor. He was surely the best strip club manager anybody caught up in the club habit has ever known. Given the enemies he's made, I expect he's laying very low, but the man does have a parole officer to visit.

The Jet in its heyday was plenty of fun. Mainly because of John and the relationship that he and many of the dancers built with the internet guys from Zbone who used the club as sort of a clubhouse for a time. But even then the place was tame for mileage compared to TL in Upland and the COI clubs where the ultra-mileage was at that time and still is universally available. But in the City of Los Angeles, the Jet moved the bar way up being one of the first clubs to offer genuine full contact lap dances.

I'm a white guy and have been to kh8. I've felt comfortable there but I'm not really sure how to ask for extras. I saw a nice big booty girl and had a few lap dances from her, but she didn't offer or hint at anything her.

Any suggestions on when the best time is to go? . or who I should look for? I'm really into thick women with a large booty. If kh8 isn't the right place for women like that with extras, any suggestions on where else to go for that?

Thanks.

The Jet Strip was the first strip club I ever visited. There was this young very attractive Latina named Mary who managed to suck a lot of $$$ out of my wallet over the first year. I then discovered TL from the Zbone site and learned what high mileage really was.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3504603]We have history in common.

Just wondering if you've heard anything about where Johnny has landed following his release from prison. I think he's been out for a couple of years at least since he gave up the gentleman who hired him to the cops and prosecutor. He was surely the best strip club manager anybody caught up in the club habit has ever known. Given the enemies he's made, I expect he's laying very low, but the man does have a parole officer to visit.

The Jet in its heyday was plenty of fun. Mainly because of John and the relationship that he and many of the dancers built with the internet guys from Zbone who used the club as sort of a clubhouse for a time. But even then the place was tame for mileage compared to TL in Upland and the COI clubs where the ultra-mileage was at that time and still is universally available. But in the City of Los Angeles, the Jet moved the bar way up being one of the first clubs to offer genuine full contact lap dances.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zeek123;3506063]I'm a white guy and have been to kh8. I've felt comfortable there but I'm not really sure how to ask for extras. I saw a nice big booty girl and had a few lap dances from her, but she didn't offer or hint at anything her.

Any suggestions on when the best time is to go? . or who I should look for? I'm really into thick women with a large booty. If kh8 isn't the right place for women like that with extras, any suggestions on where else to go for that?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have never had to ask for extras at kh8, because they have always been offered. Not every girl provides them, so maybe you met one of those who don't, but they seem to be a minority. If you buy two or three dances from a girl and nothing happens, move on. By the second or third girl you should find one who will deliver. Any time day or night, it makes no difference.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3504603]We have history in common.

Just wondering if you've heard anything about where Johnny has landed following his release from prison. I think he's been out for a couple of years at least since he gave up the gentleman who hired him to the cops and prosecutor. He was surely the best strip club manager anybody caught up in the club habit has ever known. Given the enemies he's made, I expect he's laying very low, but the man does have a parole officer to visit.

The Jet in its heyday was plenty of fun. Mainly because of John and the relationship that he and many of the dancers built with the internet guys from Zbone who used the club as sort of a clubhouse for a time. But even then the place was tame for mileage compared to TL in Upland and the COI clubs where the ultra-mileage was at that time and still is universally available. But in the City of Los Angeles, the Jet moved the bar way up being one of the first clubs to offer genuine full contact lap dances.[/QUOTE]Camel. I know you know who I am. You can google johnny and find out that he is alive and well somewhere in the la area. You can PM me for more information. Too bad about the jet shit.

[QUOTE=HornDog626;3465203]I'm horrible with stripper names, but I've had 3 separate experiences here. First, went VIP with a philipino spinner. Went on a night where they have the VIP special and got CFS. Went back to see her on another night and she was on her rag. So I got a HJ.

Another time I went back and saw a chick with a fat ass. I'm a sucker for big booty. So I tried her at a lap dance before considering VIP. To my surprise, for. 6 I got CFS at lap dance area! She definitely knew how to bounce that ass.

Most recently, got an Asian chick on a toned thick side. Again, big booty and nice rack. Asked her for VIP and she knew what I meant. For 1. 2 I got a nice dance, plus CFS.

So far I've had good luck going there. Chicks aren't that bad. Average 7's on looks.[/QUOTE]Been there quite few times and wished and hoped waitresses in maid costume give lap dances and go to VIP rooms. They seemed and looked hotter.

Candy (COI) Blonde white girl. Big plastic breast and Barbie looking figure. She is very fun when you're looking for a cheap inexpensive time. Her lapdances are fun and she tried to ride you till you cream in your pants. Get her to the VIP and she provides a descent HJ but that's about all that's on the menu. Not very open when it comes to backroom deals but a very sweet girl and fun to talk to in the back couches.

Caprica (COI) Blonde white girl with large ass and hips. Small breast but is a must if you're a thigh man. Haven't really talked much as she is straight to the point, great if you're in a no BS mood. Lapdances are descent enough. VIP is a whole other story. $250 and gives amazing BBBJ. Open to swallowing and ball play. Fun girl with a nasty side.

Nicole (LA) Busty mature with big round ass. Haven't seen her in a while as she doesn't work as much as she does. But a very loving girl to talk to. She will sweet talk you and then slowly start rubbing your crotch to get you to the VIP. $220 and you can get a CBJ as you sit and she shakes her ass infront of you. $300 and she rides you up and down and kisses your neck and ears. Great mature lady with a toned body and great ass and tits.

Bella (LA) Tall white brunette with C cups. Great long legs that reel you in. Not much of a talker and kind off just tries to get you into the VIP. If you as for a lap dance she says she doesn't provide that and only does VIP. In the VIP she doesn't provide much at all. Nothing really on the menu and limited touching. Her dance is robotic and emotionless. Over all skip this chick.

Victoria (COI) Tall tan Latina with toned bimbo type body. Doesn't waste time with guys who go into clubs dresses casual. Saw plenty of guys approach her and get sent away. Got her to sit next to me and she goes to work in seeing if you got $$$ by asking about your work. In the VIP she's loads of fun but very high end. $300 for a great CBJ with her moaning and keeping eye contact. $500 and you can pound her as much you want. I noticed that we went over the 15 minute VIP time limit. Guess she must have some set up with the guys working there. Got her phone number. She works outside of the club and is makes for a great sugar baby and arm candy for parties or gatherings.

Alyssa (COI) Busty Latina bimbo. Very sweet gal to talk to. Found out we share Bdays and chatted for about 40 minutes. In the VIP she does like the abuse and been treated bad. $300 for BBBJ. She drops to her knees and takes your cock down her throat. Grab her head and face fuck her as rough as you want. She asked me to cream on her face and dropped it on her gorgeous face. I had the idea of getting the $300 and throwing it across the floor and telling her to get her cash like a * She loves been called that as she picks up her cash of the ground. On my second visit I got to invade that pussy $600. She bounces up and down and doesn't stop even after you nut. She drains you and licks your cock clean. The most amazing girl I've had at these clubs.

[QUOTE=CarlosBot;3523342]Candy (COI) Blonde white girl. Big plastic breast and Barbie looking figure. She is very fun when you're looking for a cheap inexpensive time. Her lapdances are fun and she tried to ride you till you cream in your pants. Get her to the VIP and she provides a descent HJ but that's about all that's on the menu. Not very open when it comes to backroom deals but a very sweet girl and fun to talk to in the back couches.

Caprica (COI) Blonde white girl with large ass and hips. Small breast but is a must if you're a thigh man. Haven't really talked much as she is straight to the point, great if you're in a no BS mood. Lapdances are descent enough. VIP is a whole other story. $250 and gives amazing BBBJ. Open to swallowing and ball play. Fun girl with a nasty side.

Nicole (LA) Busty mature with big round ass. Haven't seen her in a while as she doesn't work as much as she does. But a very loving girl to talk to. She will sweet talk you and then slowly start rubbing your crotch to get you to the VIP. $220 and you can get a CBJ as you sit and she shakes her ass infront of you. $300 and she rides you up and down and kisses your neck and ears. Great mature lady with a toned body and great ass and tits.

Bella (LA) Tall white brunette with C cups. Great long legs that reel you in. Not much of a talker and kind off just tries to get you into the VIP. If you as for a lap dance she says she doesn't provide that and only does VIP. In the VIP she doesn't provide much at all. Nothing really on the menu and limited touching. Her dance is robotic and emotionless. Over all skip this chick.

Victoria (COI) Tall tan Latina with toned bimbo type body. Doesn't waste time with guys who go into clubs dresses casual. Saw plenty of guys approach her and get sent away. Got her to sit next to me and she goes to work in seeing if you got $$$ by asking about your work. In the VIP she's loads of fun but very high end. $300 for a great CBJ with her moaning and keeping eye contact. $500 and you can pound her as much you want. I noticed that we went over the 15 minute VIP time limit. Guess she must have some set up with the guys working there. Got her phone number. She works outside of the club and is makes for a great sugar baby and arm candy for parties or gatherings.

Alyssa (COI) Busty Latina bimbo. Very sweet gal to talk to. Found out we share Bdays and chatted for about 40 minutes. In the VIP she does like the abuse and been treated bad. $300 for BBBJ. She drops to her knees and takes your cock down her throat. Grab her head and face fuck her as rough as you want. She asked me to cream on her face and dropped it on her gorgeous face. I had the idea of getting the $300 and throwing it across the floor and telling her to get her cash like a * She loves been called that as she picks up her cash of the ground. On my second visit I got to invade that pussy $600. She bounces up and down and doesn't stop even after you nut. She drains you and licks your cock clean. The most amazing girl I've had at these clubs.[/QUOTE]Thank you for putting up this excellent information. Unfortunately I'm not likely to take advantage of it as I'm in a much lower SC spending demographic than you are, but I still appreciate the intel and maybe others will be motivated to contribute real intel.

I knew Alyssa when she was a brand new sweet young thing at Hawaii Theatre in COI. Damn what a dreamgirl she was and I'd love to see what she looks like now maybe 15 years after I met her. I did see her once after the boob job and I hated that. But I'm a "face" guy and she was aside from the hard as steel udders, as close to my type as I can ever find in a club. She's the only one who could possibly persuade me to toss my budget away. I see that she recently made at least one appearance at Synn COI where I'm much more likely to hook up with her than SR. I dislike the Rhino clubs for many reasons in addition to the high price VIPs that their upper tier dancers extort. Hopefully Alyssa's Synn experiment was a success and I will see her there one of these days and maybe even contribute a Rhino gratuity for a Synn VIP from one of the legendary Hawaii dancers.

Report much appreciated.

Hopefully, you will post them once a month and you will visit L. A. More than COI.

[QUOTE=CarlosBot;3523342]Candy (COI) Blonde white girl. Big plastic breast and Barbie looking figure. She is very fun when you're looking for a cheap inexpensive time. Her lapdances are fun and she tried to ride you till you cream in your pants. Get her to the VIP and she provides a descent HJ but that's about all that's on the menu. Not very open when it comes to backroom deals but a very sweet girl and fun to talk to in the back couches..................[/QUOTE]

Just read this thread. Alyssa and Nadia. Nadia was my first Bb ever. I dropped tens-of-thousands on those two. Hated Alyssa's boob job. When was it - 2006? I may stop in to see her sometime soon and shoot some more jizz down her throat. She's a real keeper.

[QUOTE=CarlosBot;3523342]Candy (COI) Blonde white girl. Big plastic breast and Barbie looking figure. She is very fun when you're looking for a cheap inexpensive time. Her lapdances are fun and she tried to ride you till you cream in your pants. Get her to the VIP and she provides a descent HJ but that's about all that's on the menu. Not very open when it comes to backroom deals but a very sweet girl and fun to talk to in the back couches.

Caprica (COI) Blonde white girl with large ass and hips. Small breast but is a must if you're a thigh man. Haven't really talked much as she is straight to the point, great if you're in a no BS mood. Lapdances are descent enough. VIP is a whole other story. $250 and gives amazing BBBJ. Open to swallowing and ball play. Fun girl with a nasty side.

Nicole (LA) Busty mature with big round ass. Haven't seen her in a while as she doesn't work as much as she does. But a very loving girl to talk to. She will sweet talk you and then slowly start rubbing your crotch to get you to the VIP. $220 and you can get a CBJ as you sit and she shakes her ass infront of you. $300 and she rides you up and down and kisses your neck and ears. Great mature lady with a toned body and great ass and tits.

Bella (LA) Tall white brunette with C cups. Great long legs that reel you in. Not much of a talker and kind off just tries to get you into the VIP. If you as for a lap dance she says she doesn't provide that and only does VIP. In the VIP she doesn't provide much at all. Nothing really on the menu and limited touching. Her dance is robotic and emotionless. Over all skip this chick.

Victoria (COI) Tall tan Latina with toned bimbo type body. Doesn't waste time with guys who go into clubs dresses casual. Saw plenty of guys approach her and get sent away. Got her to sit next to me and she goes to work in seeing if you got $$$ by asking about your work. In the VIP she's loads of fun but very high end. $300 for a great CBJ with her moaning and keeping eye contact. $500 and you can pound her as much you want. I noticed that we went over the 15 minute VIP time limit. Guess she must have some set up with the guys working there. Got her phone number. She works outside of the club and is makes for a great sugar baby and arm candy for parties or gatherings.

Alyssa (COI) Busty Latina bimbo. Very sweet gal to talk to. Found out we share Bdays and chatted for about 40 minutes. In the VIP she does like the abuse and been treated bad. $300 for BBBJ. She drops to her knees and takes your cock down her throat. Grab her head and face fuck her as rough as you want. She asked me to cream on her face and dropped it on her gorgeous face. I had the idea of getting the $300 and throwing it across the floor and telling her to get her cash like a * She loves been called that as she picks up her cash of the ground. On my second visit I got to invade that pussy $600. She bounces up and down and doesn't stop even after you nut. She drains you and licks your cock clean. The most amazing girl I've had at these clubs.[/QUOTE]