Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pimpmaster69]Located at 2841 w cermak. The girls are very kind and lovely, young petite latinas and african american. I would definetely visit again. Very good massage plus!.[/QUOTE]

Spoken like a true proprietor (groan).

I'm ready to TOFTT, figuring that I get a legit massage at the worst. Before I do, however, I want to make sure no one else has first.

[quote]==GRAND OPENING ====NEW SPA ==NEW THERAPISTS== (ARCHER & CICERO SPECIAL)

Hi Everyone ,

My name is Alisa and I'm working at a new Spa , called Hair We Are , we offer hair cuts and massages.
Come see me today , and relax with a wonderful massage from me, the rooms are very quiet, clean and private, we also have
showers. You know you deserve the best relaxation.


Massages starts at $70 hr $60 HR

CALL TO SCHEDULE YOUR APPOINTMENT (773) 767-6264

We are located 5434 Archer ave Chicago IL 60638[/quote]

So I guess Peking Oriental Health Spa in East Chgo has finally bit the dust for good. The sign is gone and the premises are now available to rent.
I wouldn’t want to have to do the clean-up at this location. …………… R.I.P

Every place I've been in somewhere in the room on a shelf usually there is a plastic ziplock bag/shower bag. I always place all my valuables in the bag and take it with me to the sauna/table shower, etc. A few times I've asked the Lady for a shower bag within moments she returns with it. I would definitely agree leave nothing in the room of value, seems to be just tempting fate.


[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]When in doubt, which can be often the case for mongers in pursuit
of the high life, always take your wallet/valuables with you. Even if
it seems inconvenient the peace of mind is worth it.
You could just bring your pants & wallet with you to the If they ask, tell them you had a bad experience once before & you don't want to have to worry about it.
One less thing to worry about during the massage = greater enjoyment of the massage.

Leaving a wallet in a car though, personally I wouldn't go this route,
there's always a chance of a break-in.

Stay safe,

T-Man[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimpmaster69]Located at 2841 w cermak. The girls are very kind and lovely, young petite latinas and african american. I would definetely visit again. Very good massage plus!.[/QUOTE]Somebody bann this jerkoff.

And delete this post.

ON A SIDE NOTE: SCREW ARNIES

This place has some of the finest black and a few latin/white I've seen.

But when you get your "dance" you are in a room full of other mongers getting full menu "dances". Its too expensive for the 5 minutes tops those hustler hoes give you, and they ask you to "pull them to ya knees" and stop there.

I personally hope this sh1thole gets closed.

Was out 0. 12 for rushed nothing.

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[QUOTE=Silvio]Found a nice place on CL at Archer & Francisco. My girls was cute with firm b-cups and a booty that would rival JLO and win. It was big and firm. Very pleasant experience but call system was a pain. Seniors can PM for details.[/QUOTE]What are the rates though? And what about this system?

[QUOTE=Orangewood]I'm ready to TOFTT, figuring that I get a legit massage at the worst. Before I do, however, I want to make sure no one else has first.[/QUOTE]Go for it. I passed by on friday but didnt have time to stop. It looks like a barber shop, right on the corner across from Skylark motel. Let us know what you find.

I have not been to this place, but I have seen the ad on CL. The chic in the ad is hot. And unfortunately, we know what that usually means!

Let us know.

Any new talent? If yes, please discuss.

Heard a few new names, Marta and Tanya.

Any one seen the new CL ad for the VIP grand opening? Do you think this is being opened by the same people as the last VIP? I don't think I wanna find out either, too hot for me, mostly because the last one was shut down by LE.

Here is the ad if anyone is brave enough...be safe!

[quote]VIP Massage & Spa GRAND OPENING FREE Table shower for all massage purchase AND* $ 10 OFF with purchased up to 1 hour massage. please mention this ad. LIMITED TIME OFFER . Reward yourself with the finest treatment!
Appointment and walk-ins are welcome! please call: (773) 489-9388 We accept: VISA / MASTER 1520 N Damen Ave. Chicago IL,60622 Hwy I-90/94 Exit of North ave [url]http://www.vipspachicago.com/[/url]

Location: 1520 N Damen Ave, Chicago

License info: IL

PostingID: 1109060929[/quote]

Recent trip to Rose on Ashland. Papasan was pretty accomodating. Asked what I like. You want short tall young, what you like. I told him young and pretty. He went back and got yoono?

She was pretty, very young. Said she was 21 could have been 18 or mid twenties. Gave a great massage good hands. Average table shower.

Tried giving her signals she wasn't very receptive and put my hands by sides several times, first bad sign I should have listened to.

On the flip she gave me a soft touch and stated rubbing my chest and thighs and asked you tip me well. Well, depends on what for. I asked for fs, she said no, asked for BJ, still no. She asked for 60 for HJ, I said no. I was a bit dumbfounded and assumed she was holding out for more for BJ or fs but no. Time ran out and I left. Stay away from yoono. Young and cute, good masage, not great and overpriced extra, singular.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]New spa opened up very close to where the very seedy (and now closed) Bamboo Massage used to be. Nice looking building, though uncomfortably close to home (I can walk there).

Stopped in and got kind of a weird vibe. There were two Latinas, one young, thin and very attractive, and one much older who seemed in charge. Possibly mother and daughter?

When I get some more money I'll go and TOFTT.[/QUOTE]When I walked by early one evening it looked like they were lining up to TOFTT.

I saw two guys and possibly a third through the vertical blinds, so I didn't stop.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]When in doubt, which can be often the case for mongers in pursuit of the high life, always take your wallet/valuables with you. Even if it seems inconvenient the peace of mind is worth it.

You could just bring your pants & wallet with you to the sauna/table shower, etc. If they ask, tell them you had a bad experience once before & you don't want to have to worry about it.

One less thing to worry about during the massage = greater enjoyment of the massage.

Leaving a wallet in a car though, personally I wouldn't go this route,
there's always a chance of a break-in.

Stay safe,

T-Man[/QUOTE]You can also keep an "extra" wallet and just put your driver's license and money you are going to spend in it.

[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]You can also keep an "extra" wallet and just put your driver's license and money you are going to spend in it.[/QUOTE]Not bring valuble IN. Leave phone and credit card in car.

Dude those girls. Asians anyway. Won't steal. They don't want ANY police trouble.

SW, and CL girl will take WHATEVER.

Which is why I watch them the whole time.

If you ever hear a girl say: "Go ahead get undressed" kindly refuse, I got a girl. And I am not racist, but this is common with black women.

Who stole my digital camera right underneath my nose, then proceeded to give me shitty service.

It's like "WTF? ! Not only do you STEAL from me, you give me crappy service? ! ? ! " That was like right after I had popped my CL service.

I didn't even realize the camera was gone until like 3 months later.

Gentlemen,

IMHO, you must make your attendant believe that you are a lay person and not LE. If they suspect you are LE, you will get nothing except a legitimate massage.

I always leave my wallet in my pants. My tip is there also. If they want to go thru my belongings to "legitimize me", it's ok with me. The information in my wallet indicates who I am. I believe they are experts in determining who you are. They have that sixth sense and just know.

I have been to AMP's maybe 100-200 times. Never, ever had money stolen from my pants, although I am not that naive to believe it cannot happen. And, I truly believe that Asians are honest people; for the most part.

However, I will say that sometimes I have paid for poor services, incomplete services and/or rushed services. Is this not being ripped off?

Of course, you should always be careful. But, the places that I have been going to have been very businesslike, so far. And, many of them have been closed.