Massage Parlor Reports

This has to be one of the worst AMPs I've ever experienced. Yesterday was my second time, and it will certainly be the last. Paid $50 to house for 30 min, and was given a literal 5 min rub and slapped with a hot towel. Told to turn, woman wouldn't do anything before extra $ was paid, and then proceeded to jackhammer and moan to try and get me to finish in 2 min. I told her slower 4 times and she ignored, to the point where she asked me to finish myself and then I lit her up. Said this is absurd that we're 10 min in and you expect me to pay for this. Told her off, got my money back, and walked right out. Just pathetic service and honestly she didn't even argue when I said how bad it was. Please stay away if you can, not worth the headache.

What is the appeal of these massage finder providers? Genuinely asking. You guys pay A LOT of money for just a handy.

[QUOTE=RiotStar;6651811]What is the appeal of these massage finder providers? Genuinely asking. You guys pay A LOT of money for just a handy.[/QUOTE]Agreed, however there are some providers who are actually good at massages and at least for me sometimes I am in the market for a massage, so to either pay the same or marginally more for a HE is sometimes what I'm looking for and sometimes they do end up doing more in my experience as always YMMV. I would say I've found better value outside of MF, but I know for most people here its the thrill of the hunt as well, not for me tho LOL.

Went randomly. I don't mind subpar HE if the massage itself is good but that wasn't the case. Older woman. Not attractive at all. Massage was wack. Got the vibe that it's like a mill (quick, in and out). I'm not fat or ugly either. She was happy and excited to service me but I didn't feel satisfied because the massage itself was wack.

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayBobAs;6653605]Went randomly. I don't mind subpar HE if the massage itself is good but that wasn't the case. Older woman. Not attractive at all. Massage was wack. Got the vibe that it's like a mill (quick, in and out). I'm not fat or ugly either. She was happy and excited to service me but I didn't feel satisfied because the massage itself was wack.[/QUOTE]That AMP has been there forever, I think it was one of the first one on NMB drive back when the AMPs started popping up everywhere.

Lisa was there for several years, she may still be there, probably getting old by now.

But she was a go-to standard for mongers starting back in 2004. Always FS and always there. She's mentioned on the forum many times in the archives.

Same with Cici at Meme massage, closed down now, but was on NE 123 street just east of Biscayne, Cici was always there and was all FS for a reasonable fee.

There are other good spas on NE 163rd st. But I know that the cops sit in their cars and read this on their laptops, so I'm not going to expose them here.

[QUOTE=RiotStar;6651811]What is the appeal of these massage finder providers? Genuinely asking. You guys pay A LOT of money for just a handy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheOG;6652441]Agreed, however there are some providers who are actually good at massages and at least for me sometimes I am in the market for a massage, so to either pay the same or marginally more for a HE is sometimes what I'm looking for and sometimes they do end up doing more in my experience as always YMMV. I would say I've found better value outside of MF, but I know for most people here its the thrill of the hunt as well, not for me tho LOL.[/QUOTE]It's a risk you take when looking for both a good massage AND a good ending. Sometimes its a handshake. Sometimes it's oral dictation. Sometimes even full body relaxation. Like always in this game it's a risk you take. Personally total package massages are best. You get to take care of two problems at the same time. But I understand with this economic climate things can get out of hand.

CV.

[QUOTE=BobbyAxe;6642475]Popped in Doral Oriental one late night, saw Linda. Mid-30's, decent body, pretty face, welcoming attitude. . 5 for the house, 1. 5 for bbj. Nice b2 b teasing, attentive sucking. Planning another visit to see what else is on the menu.[/QUOTE]Is that the one on the 25st and Galloway? I was attended by a super old lady, did they change the girls?

Stopped in and disappointed Amy is gone, but as luck would have it the new spinner even more fun and arguably prettier.

Reminded me of Dream Girls minus the table shower. This level of talent is rarely found in Kendall.

[QUOTE=EscortGuru;6663615]Stopped in and disappointed Amy is gone, but as luck would have it the new spinner even more fun and arguably prettier.

Reminded me of Dream Girls minus the table shower. This level of talent is rarely found in Kendall.[/QUOTE]2nd floor plaza?

[QUOTE=Poon123;6664183]2nd floor plaza?[/QUOTE]Exact address? Last night in Miami?

[QUOTE=EscortGuru;6663615]Stopped in and disappointed Amy is gone, but as luck would have it the new spinner even more fun and arguably prettier.

Reminded me of Dream Girls minus the table shower. This level of talent is rarely found in Kendall.[/QUOTE]Any decent spots left with table shower fun time?

Any info on her [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/28887/[/URL].

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6532926]Anyone seen her before.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45730/[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her a while back year or so. She's fun clean sexy and sweet. Unfortunately she's no longer seeing anyone and not in town now.

[QUOTE=MFever;6667211]I saw her a while back year or so. She's fun clean sexy and sweet. Unfortunately she's no longer seeing anyone and not in town now.[/QUOTE]Driving home from an appointment with her while typing this.

[QUOTE=JRuds;6667342]Driving home from an appointment with her while typing this.[/QUOTE]Lmao and I did see her yesterday.