EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Hardwood1060;6899898]So I guess you got the info needed since you "want to avoid an old MT with a $150 rub and tug".

BTW. My review should have said "North burb".[/QUOTE]Euro forum is so dead that I appreciate anyone sharing their experiences.

Northbrook area massage destinations that have been discussed in the past include:

7th heaven on lake / cook - 2nd floor. Vernonica and Viktoria. Long time pro's; money down in advance.

1290 Shermer. Creative Therapy and others; service up and down over the years and a few like Tatiana's moved out. Not sure who's still at creative, mantra or lovely hands.

1500 Shermer. Basement. Lana and Tetyana work from that space.

1935 Shermer. Office park, I think Sara still there.

To my knowledge none have younger therapists. All will cost 140 or more for an hour all-in. Clothing and options may vary with some of the providers but it's been a few years since I've visited most of these places.

Then of course there's Maria's in Skokie but again older therapists with nothing much to recommend these days.

Problem seems to be that euro immigrants these days are all-in or all-out. No youngsters thinking that a little happy ending massage is a good way to make a living despite the easy cash.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6900627]Euro forum is so dead that I appreciate anyone sharing their experiences.

Northbrook area massage destinations that have been discussed in the past include:

7th heaven on lake / cook - 2nd floor. Vernonica and Viktoria. Long time pro's; money down in advance.

1290 Shermer. Creative Therapy and others; service up and down over the years and a few like Tatiana's moved out. Not sure who's still at creative, mantra or lovely hands.

1500 Shermer. Basement. Lana and Tetyana work from that space.

1935 Shermer. Office park, I think Sara still there.

To my knowledge none have younger therapists. All will cost 140 or more for an hour all-in. Clothing and options may vary with some of the providers but it's been a few years since I've visited most of these places.

Then of course there's Maria's in Skokie but again older therapists with nothing much to recommend these days.

Problem seems to be that euro immigrants these days are all-in or all-out. No youngsters thinking that a little happy ending massage is a good way to make a living despite the easy cash.[/QUOTE]Sadly, if you do see any newcomers (younger or older) they are independent at a much higher $$ That being said, if you are in a pinch they are reliable for a purpose for a decent massage and leaving happy.

[URL]https://spacecoast.craigslist.org/bts/d/satellite-beach-pro-waxer-specializing/7747600657.html[/URL]

Jacqui used to be in Chicago and my search just showed a few posts. If anyone's seen her, please PM with any useful details. I'm planning on seeing her later this week. Any intel is much appreciated.

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;6912436][URL]https://spacecoast.craigslist.org/bts/d/satellite-beach-pro-waxer-specializing/7747600657.html[/URL]

Jacqui used to be in Chicago and my search just showed a few posts. If anyone's seen her, please PM with any useful details. I'm planning on seeing her later this week. Any intel is much appreciated.[/QUOTE]She moved to Fl. She's back?

Anyone been to Marias in Skokie or Irene's on Harlem lately? Seeing if they have the same line up. Haven't been to either in a couple years. Seeing the Marias or Donna are still there.

People have been mentioning a no go spot in Buffalo Grove from someone advertising on CL. Is this the same spot / provider as "Luxury European Body Works" in AH? I think I had an appointment there a couple years ago but got lost and missed it. It is in north Arlington Heights, almost Buffalo Grove.

[QUOTE=Lurker1111;6974100]People have been mentioning a no go spot in Buffalo Grove from someone advertising on CL. Is this the same spot / provider as "Luxury European Body Works" in AH? I think I had an appointment there a couple years ago but got lost and missed it. It is in north Arlington Heights, almost Buffalo Grove.[/QUOTE]I don't think so. I think the Luxury European Body Works ad is a place on AH Road (near Dundee) that I've reliably gotten L1. Nothing else available on the menu as far as I can tell.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;6954922]Anyone been to Marias in Skokie or Irene's on Harlem lately? Seeing if they have the same line up. Haven't been to either in a couple years. Seeing the Marias or Donna are still there.[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox.

I do not recommend Irene's. Historically prima donna type who gave out when they were younger and now think it's beneath them to provide even a standard finish. Also one known trouble maker.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6982823]Clear your inbox.

I do not recommend Irene's. Historically prima donna type who gave out when they were younger and now think it's beneath them to provide even a standard finish. Also one known trouble maker.[/QUOTE]Cleared. Thank you.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;6983729]Cleared. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Sorry for dup's. Wifi acting funny.

Guys, I sent CGS details of a recent visit that was the worst mongering experience I've ever had. Rip off bordering on criminal. 45 min appt turned into 30 when I arrived and 20 before I hit the door. Overweight middle aged lady offered a fully clothed no-touch handjob for 100 and then refused to return my 50 change from the up-front 100 when I declined. It got ugly but I just left because there's better things to do in life that to argue with a ***** like that. Maybe boss will see this post or read my text and make amends, but I doubt it. Given that experience I would never return and humbly suggest that anyone who tries is an idiot.

I know the euro scene is weak, but that was a new low.

I texted the typical noble square number who I've used before, but they gave me a new California address which was odd. I told them I'm in Chicago and they said someone would text me from another number (ends in 7048). Now the location is in gold coast. Has anyone gone to the new location? Just wanted to confirm because of the sudden change.

Can someone confirm that the Noble Square apts have moved to Gold Coast?

[QUOTE=WickedSick;6995381]I texted the typical noble square number who I've used before, but they gave me a new California address which was odd. I told them I'm in Chicago and they said someone would text me from another number (ends in 7048). Now the location is in gold coast. Has anyone gone to the new location? Just wanted to confirm because of the sudden change.[/QUOTE]I've always used the 7048 number when booking the noble square location. I haven't booked in over a month, though, so I'm not sure about their new location.

I get it is slow in the EMP scene but noble square belongs in the motel area of the forums. Any EMP current info in this dying market would be nice though.

[QUOTE=WickedSick;6995402]Can someone confirm that the Noble Square apts have moved to Gold Coast?[/QUOTE]It seems like they got kicked out of their Noble Square spot, they're currently hosting out of a hotel in Gold Coast, and I would assume they will rotate hotels to keep a low profile, until they find a new apartment and get it set up.