Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JsTampa;5215566]Seems like a serious accident or something. A lot of fire trucks though for an accident unless LEO was involved or something like that.

Simply is open and serving up a damn phenomenal massage, probably one if the best I've had for a long time. She literally massaged every single inch of my body from head to toe. She had very strong pressure with her hands and also used her elbows on my ass checks which really received pressure all up and down my body. I felt like a million bucks when she was done. I needed it because she turned into a little freak when she was down with the massage. This little honey pie has a very extensive menu that won't break the bank. She was basically willing to do anything I asked for starting with a good BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Did you mention who gave you this dream, or did I just miss it? The place is not far from me.

First of all you can post the report. If nothing else post where the report can be found. What was it about?

Were they arrested or was it a health code violation. Either what you say is bullshit or just say where it can be found for the rest of us to evaluate.

[QUOTE=AgingMale;5216464]First of all you can post the report. If nothing else post where the report can be found. What was it about?

Were they arrested or was it a health code violation. Either what you say is bullshit or just say where it can be found for the rest of us to evaluate.[/QUOTE]It was by HCSO for Prostitution. I removed the name and DOB as I believe that is not allowed to be posted on here. If you're resourceful enough you can find the original report. I hope posting this hasn't violated any forum rules.

Hippi was also busted around the same time frame. Several ladies for numerous charges. No license and prostitution and more.

Nice place with three Chinese girls. I did the hour for 80 with li-li, cute, nice nipples around 30 years old. Full nude, mutual massage, FIV, etc playful. No rush. Ended with lots of ball play and hand job. No discussion of tip so I tipped 60. Hung around and talked to her and a cute co-worker for a while. Smart ladies but playful Fun hour.

Very pretty girl and excellent massage. However, that's it.

[QUOTE=Paradise508;5220302]Very pretty girl and excellent massage. However, that's it.[/QUOTE]THat's NeNe, I was always sore the next day from her massages.

She used to have a shop on waters, she allowed over the clothes roaming and a HJ if you asked.

[QUOTE=TremontTeddy;5220882]THat's NeNe, I was always sore the next day from her massages.

She used to have a shop on waters, she allowed over the clothes roaming and a HJ if you asked.[/QUOTE]Damn, I begged and got nothing but she has a great sense of humor and is very smart. I guess she wasn't quite sure what to make of me still tipped her 40.

Hey guys, lift your boy up today. So I've wanted to try out Latin Expose for years now just never went. Today I said, eff it, I'm going and I'm about to enjoy every second right. Read all the reviews, knew what to expect, I'm so excited. I draw Sandy. She is stacked, long hair, double d's, perfect ass (all fake BTW). Only negative there, I can see the scars on her hips where she got her enhancements. Anyway,. She tells me to het face down on the table. Rookie mistake, paid for the hour upfront, but felt confident doing so because hell, I'm not new to this but I'm new to her. So get that out the way, disrobe, start to get rubbed up with all this good smelling lotion and whatnot. Great time. She does that for about 10 minutes, whole time she's singing in Spanish with a nice voice to ho along with her banging bod. Has me flip, starts caressing and goes straight for the main drain. Don't mind at all but bro. She hit me with "It's your first time". Look at my face 🥴 I let her do her thing, roam, all over, and eventually the show ended with the Handshake. Bro a $220 handshake. I'm beyond myself. However, I'm still going back. There's no way I'm not hotting that next time.

[QUOTE=EastsideE12;5222626]Hey guys, lift your boy up today. So I've wanted to try out Latin Expose for years now just never went. Today I said, eff it, I'm going and I'm about to enjoy every second right. Read all the reviews, knew what to expect, I'm so excited. I draw Sandy. She is stacked, long hair, double d's, perfect ass (all fake BTW). Only negative there, I can see the scars on her hips where she got her enhancements. Anyway,. She tells me to het face down on the table. Rookie mistake, paid for the hour upfront, but felt confident doing so because hell, I'm not new to this but I'm new to her. So get that out the way, disrobe, start to get rubbed up with all this good smelling lotion and whatnot. Great time. She does that for about 10 minutes, whole time she's singing in Spanish with a nice voice to ho along with her banging bod. Has me flip, starts caressing and goes straight for the main drain. Don't mind at all but bro. She hit me with "It's your first time". Look at my face 🥴 I let her do her thing, roam, all over, and eventually the show ended with the Handshake. Bro a $220 handshake. I'm beyond myself. However, I'm still going back. There's no way I'm not hotting that next time.[/QUOTE]LMAO. Don't feel bad, I'm sure you're not alone. I don't do Massage Parlors or Strip Clubs because I've rarely gotten BBBJ (absolutely required) and very rarely full service without significant expense. I'm sure there are tricks to this that I don't know but they've just never panned out for me. I'm definitely not a cheap guy but I like the semi-guarantee that comes with escorts. Just me, everyone has different likes / dislikes.

[QUOTE=EastsideE12;5222626]Hey guys, lift your boy up today. So I've wanted to try out Latin Expose for years now just never went. Today I said, eff it, I'm going and I'm about to enjoy every second right. Read all the reviews, knew what to expect, I'm so excited. I draw Sandy. She is stacked, long hair, double d's, perfect ass (all fake BTW). Only negative there, I can see the scars on her hips where she got her enhancements. Anyway,. She tells me to het face down on the table. Rookie mistake, paid for the hour upfront, but felt confident doing so because hell, I'm not new to this but I'm new to her. So get that out the way, disrobe, start to get rubbed up with all this good smelling lotion and whatnot. Great time. She does that for about 10 minutes, whole time she's singing in Spanish with a nice voice to ho along with her banging bod. Has me flip, starts caressing and goes straight for the main drain. Don't mind at all but bro. She hit me with "It's your first time". Look at my face 🥴 I let her do her thing, roam, all over, and eventually the show ended with the Handshake. Bro a $220 handshake. I'm beyond myself. However, I'm still going back. There's no way I'm not hotting that next time.[/QUOTE]We all get this kind of experience. I have recently paid $45 for lap dances 😐.

Sometimes you got to tell them what you want if you have read reliable reports of the place.

Also I didn't knew we can use emoticons now. That will change the way I type 😂.

[QUOTE=FantasyLife;5217149]It was by HCSO for Prostitution. I removed the name and DOB as I believe that is not allowed to be posted on here. If you're resourceful enough you can find the original report. I hope posting this hasn't violated any forum rules.

Hippi was also busted around the same time frame. Several ladies for numerous charges. No license and prostitution and more.[/QUOTE]Go to the HCSO website and click on arrest records. You'll have a full selection of things like name address etc. Only type in 2/6/2021 in the date and hit search. When the screen changes, scroll down and you'll see a listing of all arrests that day. Change the drop down box to the right from 25 records to 200 records, then scroll down to the very bottom. You'll see 3 Chinese names at the end of the list. Two of them were busted on 56th street and one was from Lilac. Sunny was not arrested, but the other girl was. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=HatsOff;5223517]Sunny was not arrested, but the other girl was. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear Sunny wasn't arrested. Very good massage therapist.

[QUOTE=TremontTeddy;5220882]THat's NeNe, I was always sore the next day from her massages.

She used to have a shop on waters, she allowed over the clothes roaming and a HJ if you asked.[/QUOTE]Does she own the business. Not sure how she can make it financially with no repeat business from guys expecting at least some teasing and a HJ?

Will be in town from a night at a hotel by the airport, is there any AMPs close to that area worth visiting. New to the area. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=HatsOff;5223517]Go to the HCSO website and click on arrest records. You'll have a full selection of things like name address etc. Only type in 2/6/2021 in the date and hit search. When the screen changes, scroll down and you'll see a listing of all arrests that day. Change the drop down box to the right from 25 records to 200 records, then scroll down to the very bottom. You'll see 3 Chinese names at the end of the list. Two of them were busted on 56th street and one was from Lilac. Sunny was not arrested, but the other girl was. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]You can even simplify it more. Filter it on the main screen by female and then Asian. Only three results come up and its them.

[QUOTE=PHound;5224777]Will be in town from a night at a hotel by the airport, is there any AMPs close to that area worth visiting. New to the area. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]That would be Hans River in Drew Park.

[QUOTE=Skeot16;5225312]That would be Hans River in Drew Park.[/QUOTE]It would be Han River.

I found Angel today at Simply Massage and she was really a heavenly delight. She was blessed with a nice size rack in the front and a fruitful ass in the back. She was just built in all the right places.

I decided an hour of my time was needed to experience everything she could potentially offer. Aster my shower she did a nice little workout on my back which was really needed. On the flip I made mention I needed to see just how big the rack was when fully exposed and I'm not one to tell exactly by cup sizes I can say they were rather nice. They were certainly much more then a mouthful, both of them were. I know, I tried each of them several times going back and fourth trying to put them in my mouth but they just wouldn't fit. I'm guessing this excited her because she started giving me a much needed BBBJ for a while. I decided to turn it into 69 and tried to drag it out as long as I could. She finally seemed to have a sore mouth from to much sucking so she crawled onto and rode like the good little cowgirl she was. She moved her hips just perfectly until she made me cum nice and hard for her. After she cleaned me up and chatted for a few minutes. She was a pretty good repeatable experience.

My donation was $160 and it was well worth it for the performance she provided.

[QUOTE=BradentonBob;5225559]It would be Han River.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clarifying this. Wouldn't want him to go to Hans River in Drew Park instead of Han River. My bad.

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[QUOTE=MoveAndShake;5226701]I found Angel today at Simply Massage and she was really a heavenly delight. She was blessed with a nice size rack in the front and a fruitful ass in the back. She was just built in all the right places.

I decided an hour of my time was needed to experience everything she could potentially offer. Aster my shower she did a nice little workout on my back which was really needed. On the flip I made mention I needed to see just how big the rack was when fully exposed and I'm not one to tell exactly by cup sizes I can say they were rather nice. They were certainly much more then a mouthful, both of them were. I know, I tried each of them several times going back and fourth trying to put them in my mouth but they just wouldn't fit. I'm guessing this excited her because she started giving me a much needed BBBJ for a while. I decided to turn it into 69 and tried to drag it out as long as I could. She finally seemed to have a sore mouth from to much sucking so she crawled onto and rode like the good little cowgirl she was. She moved her hips just perfectly until she made me cum nice and hard for her. After she cleaned me up and chatted for a few minutes. She was a pretty good repeatable experience.

My donation was $160 and it was well worth it for the performance she provided.[/QUOTE]Want to try, but most of the people there have been rather old. How old does she look?

In town for a few days in the Brandon / Valrico area. Any recommendations or suggestions for a solid massage that will treat me right? I see at least on recommendation for Simply Massage in Lutz. Sounds promising, but it is in Lutz. I'm not against the idea, but I would really like to find a quality and discreet regular to see when in town every few months.

Stopped in New Sunshine over the weekend in Sherwood Forest on 56th. Saw Sookie. Yes as has been reported in the past this place does offer FS. Massage was a 4/10 at best. On the flip after quick negotiation agreed on everything. To my dismay this meant covered FS only, No BJ. Bottoms off with top just pulled up. Mish then with a little resistance, hit it from behind. Now I am at best average but she claimed I was too big for her. LOL. She is attractive with a very nice body. Maybe late 30's early 40's but no real effort on her part. . 7 to house plus $. 5 will not repeat with her and do not recommend. I have seen the older lady that is usually there. Never got her name but she is more the spinner type. Although she is older (I would say maybe mid 50's) she has a banging hard body and very enthusiastic. Good massage and better service afterwards. I have seen her a few times now and it gets better each time I am there. . 7/$.2 has been the donation for her time. As always, YMMV.

Dog out.

[QUOTE=Turok47;5229334]Want to try, but most of the people there have been rather old. How old does she look?[/QUOTE]She's probably at most mid 30's. She is pretty damn good looking and has amazing skills.

Is there any place that gives a legit good massage and the. Full menu?

Anyone has been to 168 on Dale M? Any reviews?

[QUOTE=MoveAndShake;5235662]She's probably at most mid 30's. She is pretty damn good looking and has amazing skills.[/QUOTE]Nice tits, but she's got a tummy. Last two gals haven't matched the spinner standard that Simply was on for a while. But, its still my go to place. I just wish we could get abother Linda type in the rotation LOL.

[QUOTE=TampaHobby;5240827]Nice tits, but she's got a tummy. Last two gals haven't matched the spinner standard that Simply was on for a while. But, its still my go to place. I just wish we could get abother Linda type in the rotation LOL.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know if Yuki is still there?

[QUOTE=AmitI;5239627]Anyone has been to 168 on Dale M? Any reviews?[/QUOTE]The few times I have been, I have received a decent massage and an offer of a standard hand shake ending but nothing more.

Stopped in at their new location yesterday and saw Michelle. Nice girl. Cute. A little more stocky than some, but nice figure. Not hardly an ounce of fat. Strong girl. Paid for an hour. TS was fine. The usual routine. Good massage skills. She has a short gear box. I was barely over halfway in before I bottomed out and she was pushing back. The thing that bothered me was that halfway through my hour appointment, someone came in. She went out and then came back in and after a few minutes, I felt she started to rush me along. When it was over, she ran out and got me a hot towel and a bottle of water. As I was dressing, I looked at my watch and I still had nearly 15 minutes left! She came back in and started stripping the massage table and then walked me out. She put her hand to her mouth to quiet me as we were walking out and pointed to one of the rooms. I thought she got rid of the guy that came in, but she put him in another room! That's why she was rushing me. She had him waiting there, must have been 15 minutes! LOL. . 8/ 2. I understand she was working alone, but tell the guy to come back in 30 minutes! She wasn't rude to me or anything, but I don't like being rushed or cut short on the appointment time I paid for. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=TampaHobby;5240827]Nice tits, but she's got a tummy. Last two gals haven't matched the spinner standard that Simply was on for a while. But, its still my go to place. I just wish we could get abother Linda type in the rotation LOL.[/QUOTE]She does have a small (honestly, it's small) tummy but she is strong as hell and gives a hell of a strong massage on every part of my body. I really felt amazing after she was done. She's pretty nice to look at as well. Her finishing touches had me begging for more. She really seemed to do everything I could ask for all for a reasonable price. I would be very happy to see her again for her massage alone, all the extras (I mean everything) were just the icing on the cake. She's a home run.

[QUOTE=HandfulMe;5241252]She put her hand to her mouth to quiet me as we were walking out and pointed to one of the rooms. I thought she got rid of the guy that came in, but she put him in another room! That's why she was rushing me. She had him waiting there, must have been 15 minutes! LOL. . 8/ 2. I understand she was working alone, but tell the guy to come back in 30 minutes! She wasn't rude to me or anything, but I don't like being rushed or cut short on the appointment time I paid for. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]They do the same thing at VIP in Pinellas, que the next guy up in an empty room. I kinda understand it, if they tell the guy come back in 30 minutes there's a 50% chance he goes to one of there competitors.

So I finally decided to stop by Han River the other day for the first time and I'm glad I did. I never stopped before due to people saying you had to call ahead or they wouldn't let you in. Didn't want my phone tied to any massage parlors due to being on my girlfriends account. Figured I would try today since I was in the area. Got there and the parking lot was empty so I pulled in. Mamasan didn't ask if I called so that was relief. She took my temp at the window and then escorted me in. Drew June which I had heard many times about. She is a little bit older than what I expected. I would put her in her 40's for sure but I was not disappointed at all as she was beautiful and had a tight body. Did shower so she knew I was clean. She then gave about a 15 minute massage on my back and legs which was decent but that wasn't why I was there. She then moved in front of me and then I started rubbing her ass and inner thighs. That only lasted a short minute as she knew what I was there for. He then had me flip and pulled her dress down and hopped on the table and shoved her tits in my mouth. She has a really nice set with small nipples. They aren't too big but just a perfect size. She asked what I wanted and then we exchanged the money. She left the room for a second to grab supplies and then started with a short BBBJ which was really nice. She then slipped on the cover and I asked her to turn around to 69. She has a very tasty pussy and seemed to be getting into it. She then hopped on CG and I didn't last long. She said that next time she would go slower.

As I walked out I was introduced to Momo and all I can say is WOW! She is one of the most beautiful girls I have see in an AMP. She kinda has that girl next door look. She was wearing street clothes but I could tell she had an amazing body. I would put her in the class with Olivia & Mimi from the old Orange days. I will definitely be back to see her soon.

[QUOTE=Skeot16;5242393]So I finally decided to stop by Han River the other day for the first time and I'm glad I did. I never stopped before due to people saying you had to call ahead or they wouldn't let you in. Didn't want my phone tied to any massage parlors due to being on my girlfriends account. Figured I would try today since I was in the area. Got there and the parking lot was empty so I pulled in. Mamasan didn't ask if I called so that was relief. She took my temp at the window and then escorted me in. Drew June which I had heard many times about. She is a little bit older than what I expected. I would put her in her 40's for sure but I was not disappointed at all as she was beautiful and had a tight body. Did shower so she knew I was clean. She then gave about a 15 minute massage on my back and legs which was decent but that wasn't why I was there. She then moved in front of me and then I started rubbing her ass and inner thighs. That only lasted a short minute as she knew what I was there for. He then had me flip and pulled her dress down and hopped on the table and shoved her tits in my mouth. She has a really nice set with small nipples. They aren't too big but just a perfect size. She asked what I wanted and then we exchanged the money. She left the room for a second to grab supplies and then started with a short BBBJ which was really nice. She then slipped on the cover and I asked her to turn around to 69. She has a very tasty pussy and seemed to be getting into it. She then hopped on CG and I didn't last long. She said that next time she would go slower.

As I walked out I was introduced to Momo and all I can say is WOW! She is one of the most beautiful girls I have see in an AMP. She kinda has that girl next door look. She was wearing street clothes but I could tell she had an amazing body. I would put her in the class with Olivia & Mimi from the old Orange days. I will definitely be back to see her soon.[/QUOTE]My first time there a couple years ago was also with June. Had such a good time that I've spent wayyy too much money there since!

I'm questioning my judgement by posting this. It's like, if you knew a casino had a slot machine that pays out every spin, would you tell anyone? Well, I went back to Osaka today on Hillsborough after a lengthy time away. I didn't have time to venture to my spot in Pinellas so I stayed close to the house. And I'm glad I did. The parking lot in back was empty when I got there then I was greeted at the back door by Geannie or Jeanie. Early 30's, some variation of Asian, nice B cups, great ass, sexy dress. I don't mess around when going to AMPs. I make it real clear off the bat what I'm there for. She asked for the room fee which was 80 Reeces Pieces for the hour. I gave her that plus another bag of 160 Green M&Ms up front. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. She handed me a towell and we walked down to the stand up shower room. I was expecting to shower alone but she came in and did all the work. She pretty much focused on the three important areas for a solid 5 to 6 minutes. Working it good, making sure everything was clean. We rinse off and back to the room she dries me off, turns the lights down low and gets as comfortable as I was. She asks what type of massage I wanted and I tell her "something light and fun". I've had four surgeries on my Gastro tract so there is no walking on my back anymore. For the first 30 minutes she does the light finger tip and nails action all over. She kicks it up a notch by sticking her tongue in my ear while she does this. After a while she starts to focus on my Hershey Factory and she was doing something amazing but couldn't figure out if she was really doing a TUMA or just a nose or finger. I swore I felt a hand on my Butterfinger Bar and hand on my sack of Snow Balls but definitely felt something else at my entrance to the Hershey Highway. Like I said, it was amazing. I eventually got on all 4's with my Snicker shooter in the air so she could get easy access to the entire candy isle.

After a little bit more she asks me what more I want. I ask if I could eat pudding and she lays back so I could eat it easily. I had both the cherry and chocolate pudding here. She positioned her pudding cups is such a way that made it so easy to get my tongue deep on both her cups. She was either acting very well or she really did love me eating her pudding.

She then hops up and gets the bag for the popcorn. We then start popping popcorn in three different flavors then we finish with the popcorn that's dog friendly. That bag was full of hot buttered popcorn. She then cleans up the mess we made and shows me the door. I'm heading to Miami for the next 5 days and I told her I'll be back for more pudding and popcorn.

After reading all of that I am hungry!!

[QUOTE=GoodHands45;5242824]I'm questioning my judgement by posting this. It's like, if you knew a casino had a slot machine that pays out every spin, would you tell anyone? Well, I went back to Osaka today on Hillsborough after a lengthy time away. I didn't have time to venture to my spot in Pinellas so I stayed close to the house. And I'm glad I did. The parking lot in back was empty when I got there then I was greeted at the back door by Geannie or Jeanie. Early 30's, some variation of Asian, nice B cups, great ass, sexy dress. I don't mess around when going to AMPs. I make it real clear off the bat what I'm there for. She asked for the room fee which was 80 Reeces Pieces for the hour. I gave her that plus another bag of 160 Green M&Ms up front. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. She handed me a towell and we walked down to the stand up shower room. I was expecting to shower alone but she came in and did all the work. She pretty much focused on the three important areas for a solid 5 to 6 minutes. Working it good, making sure everything was clean. We rinse off and back to the room she dries me off, turns the lights down low and gets as comfortable as I was. She asks what type of massage I wanted and I tell her "something light and fun". I've had four surgeries on my Gastro tract so there is no walking on my back anymore. For the first 30 minutes she does the light finger tip and nails action all over. She kicks it up a notch by sticking her tongue in my ear while she does this. After a while she starts to focus on my Hershey Factory and she was doing something amazing but couldn't figure out if she was really doing a TUMA or just a nose or finger. I swore I felt a hand on my Butterfinger Bar and hand on my sack of Snow Balls but definitely felt something else at my entrance to the Hershey Highway. Like I said, it was amazing. I eventually got on all 4's with my Snicker shooter in the air so she could get easy access to the entire candy isle.

After a little bit more she asks me what more I want. I ask if I could eat pudding and she lays back so I could eat it easily. I had both the cherry and chocolate pudding here. She positioned her pudding cups is such a way that made it so easy to get my tongue deep on both her cups. She was either acting very well or she really did love me eating her pudding.

She then hops up and gets the bag for the popcorn. We then start popping popcorn in three different flavors then we finish with the popcorn that's dog friendly. That bag was full of hot buttered popcorn. She then cleans up the mess we made and shows me the door. I'm heading to Miami for the next 5 days and I told her I'll be back for more pudding and popcorn.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoodHands45;5242824]I'm questioning my judgement by posting this. It's like, if you knew a casino had a slot machine that pays out every spin, would you tell anyone? Well, I went back to Osaka today on Hillsborough after a lengthy time away. I didn't have time to venture to my spot in Pinellas so I stayed close to the house. And I'm glad I did. The parking lot in back was empty when I got there then I was greeted at the back door by Geannie or Jeanie. Early 30's, some variation of Asian, nice B cups, great ass, sexy dress. I don't mess around when going to AMPs. I make it real clear off the bat what I'm there for. She asked for the room fee which was 80 Reeces Pieces for the hour. I gave her that plus another bag of 160 Green M&Ms up front. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. She handed me a towell and we walked down to the stand up shower room. I was expecting to shower alone but she came in and did all the work. She pretty much focused on the three important areas for a solid 5 to 6 minutes. Working it good, making sure everything was clean. We rinse off and back to the room she dries me off, turns the lights down low and gets as comfortable as I was. She asks what type of massage I wanted and I tell her "something light and fun". I've had four surgeries on my Gastro tract so there is no walking on my back anymore. For the first 30 minutes she does the light finger tip and nails action all over. She kicks it up a notch by sticking her tongue in my ear while she does this. After a while she starts to focus on my Hershey Factory and she was doing something amazing but couldn't figure out if she was really doing a TUMA or just a nose or finger. I swore I felt a hand on my Butterfinger Bar and hand on my sack of Snow Balls but definitely felt something else at my entrance to the Hershey Highway. Like I said, it was amazing. I eventually got on all 4's with my Snicker shooter in the air so she could get easy access to the entire candy isle.

After a little bit more she asks me what more I want. I ask if I could eat pudding and she lays back so I could eat it easily. I had both the cherry and chocolate pudding here. She positioned her pudding cups is such a way that made it so easy to get my tongue deep on both her cups. She was either acting very well or she really did love me eating her pudding.

She then hops up and gets the bag for the popcorn. We then start popping popcorn in three different flavors then we finish with the popcorn that's dog friendly. That bag was full of hot buttered popcorn. She then cleans up the mess we made and shows me the door. I'm heading to Miami for the next 5 days and I told her I'll be back for more pudding and popcorn.[/QUOTE]I'm fucking starving now! Nice review.

[QUOTE=Meguta;5242986]I'm fucking starving now! Nice review.[/QUOTE]Just went to Osaka to check it out. Was greeted with two women, but butt ass ugly. One looked almost over 40, and used a bunch of make up to cover it, and a mask of course. The other one was her chubbier sidekick and looked like she was close to 35. Definitely not going.

[QUOTE=Turok47;5245954]Just went to Osaka to check it out. Was greeted with two women, but butt ass ugly. One looked almost over 40, and used a bunch of make up to cover it, and a mask of course. The other one was her chubbier sidekick and looked like she was close to 35. Definitely not going.[/QUOTE][blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] You arrived just after the B-Team shift change occurred? LOL Sorry it wasn't what you expected brother. You wisely selected an alternate vector. Live to fight another day.

[QUOTE=GoodHands45;5242824]I'm questioning my judgement by posting this. It's like, if you knew a casino had a slot machine that pays out every spin, would you tell anyone? Well, I went back to Osaka today on Hillsborough after a lengthy time away. I didn't have time to venture to my spot in Pinellas so I stayed close to the house. And I'm glad I did. The parking lot in back was empty when I got there then I was greeted at the back door by Geannie or Jeanie. Early 30's, some variation of Asian, nice B cups, great ass, sexy dress. I don't mess around when going to AMPs. I make it real clear off the bat what I'm there for. She asked for the room fee which was 80 Reeces Pieces for the hour. I gave her that plus another bag of 160 Green M&Ms up front. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. She handed me a towell and we walked down to the stand up shower room. I was expecting to shower alone but she came in and did all the work. She pretty much focused on the three important areas for a solid 5 to 6 minutes. Working it good, making sure everything was clean. We rinse off and back to the room she dries me off, turns the lights down low and gets as comfortable as I was. She asks what type of massage I wanted and I tell her "something light and fun". I've had four surgeries on my Gastro tract so there is no walking on my back anymore. For the first 30 minutes she does the light finger tip and nails action all over. She kicks it up a notch by sticking her tongue in my ear while she does this. After a while she starts to focus on my Hershey Factory and she was doing something amazing but couldn't figure out if she was really doing a TUMA or just a nose or finger. I swore I felt a hand on my Butterfinger Bar and hand on my sack of Snow Balls but definitely felt something else at my entrance to the Hershey Highway. Like I said, it was amazing. I eventually got on all 4's with my Snicker shooter in the air so she could get easy access to the entire candy isle.

After a little bit more she asks me what more I want. I ask if I could eat pudding and she lays back so I could eat it easily. I had both the cherry and chocolate pudding here. She positioned her pudding cups is such a way that made it so easy to get my tongue deep on both her cups. She was either acting very well or she really did love me eating her pudding.

She then hops up and gets the bag for the popcorn. We then start popping popcorn in three different flavors then we finish with the popcorn that's dog friendly. That bag was full of hot buttered popcorn. She then cleans up the mess we made and shows me the door. I'm heading to Miami for the next 5 days and I told her I'll be back for more pudding and popcorn.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry but you paid way too much for Osaka. I have never paid more than $100 for FS. It's been about two years but still too much. This is a maybe at best a third tier parlor and definitely not worth it.