A Tale of Two Massage Spots (including directions to Ulmerton Spot)
So, as a public service and an attempt to not suffer from the collective mass delusion that "Uncle LEO" can't read or interpret shorthand, I shall provide detailed directions of how to get to the now famous Ulmerton Rd Massage Spot location. My directions will assume that you are coming from south to north via US 19 vs heading from the north to the south via US 19. Obviously the right turn onto Ulmerton will mean you are in fact coming from like, Pinellas Park area to get there.
Before I begin, remember that you can either literally be on US 19 proper OR on Frontage Rd which is like a service road that runs parallel to US 19 proper and get there either way. When I went on the scouting mission to find it for myself, I approached it from the Frontage Rd version, which IMHO is the best way to do it coming from Pinellas Park area heading from the south to the north. (Really doing some hand holding here, fellas) In fact you could do 66th to Ulmerton via a right turn and then an almost or fairly immediate right turn into the very first plaza on your right that also contains a prominently marked Frank Crum staffing I believe on the left. (they may have two buildings. Shouldn't matter).
Any way. Either head north on 19 via Frontage Rd that runs parallel or just do US 19 proper (the main highway so to speak).
If Frontage Rd:
If Frontage Rd you actually have a little diagonal shortcut just before Ulmerton Rd via 62nd st North (right turn on 62nd) that gets you to Ulmerton and avoids the light. Less traffic too to be honest. Almost immediately you will see a plaza on your right. Turn into that plaza. There is a physical structure on the left with a bunch of businesses in it. That is the strip / plaza / building (however you relate to it) that Massage Spot is actually physically in. So if you just follow it to the end, you will see Massage Spot on the left (as pictured when you do a Google search for it). There is parking in front and across the parking lot directly across from Massage Spot that you can use to park depending on how busy they are. I think there may be two staffing places there and some times they have training events that take up the parking spots. Park. Get out. Open door. Have fun!
If you do the main US 19 you make a right on Ulmerton as well it just isn't as close to the right turn into the plaza. But make no mistake. It is a right onto Ulmerton and then the first plaza on the right is your destination.
If you do 66th from the south to the North, then it is the same deal. (right turn onto Ulmerton from 66th) It is just even further from the right turn into the plaza. But not THAT far so be alert. Now people are correct that you can simply Google "New China Beach" and it will get you there from wherever you are coming from. But even though that has literally been suggested numerous times, people still ask. LOL So here I am giving definitely unnecessary directions for those tech challenged folks who can't Google something.
CLARIFICATION: When I say "it is the first plaza on the right" don't be confused if you came from US 19 proper or 66th st and turned right onto Ulmerton. The literal first right is that shortcut rd I mentioned (62nd st N). That is NOT the right turn I meant. I meant literally that the first actual plaza that you can turn into that isn't an actual rd like 62nd st N.
I hope that this clears up the confusion. THERE IS another Massage Spot that is definitely NOT the one that the famous Lulu works at. It is on Central ave in St Petersburg and actually has a pretty decent staff. I went and saw WAWA who was fun as hell, was hot, had a fantastic ass and seemed be a possible potential for grooming for even more upgrades from HJ HE. (which is what I got with the inclusion of her being bottomless and allowing roaming, but not not FIV or that kind of thing. She had her legs kind of tight together-ish and I didn't want to push my luck on the first visit).
There WAS a full wall covered mirror that I have since fantasized about using to watch WAWA's face when I doggy her in my hypothetical future visit where I place the right tip and she agrees to go FS. I have ZERO evidence other than a definite "oh you are a generous man" comment that indicates she may be open to increased generosity = increased fun. But in NO WAY am I making ANY guarantees in that regard. You will have to big boy this shit and find out for yourself. But regardless, WAWA was really really cool, spoke solid English with a bit of an accent, but you can communicate with her.
So I hope this settles any and ALL confusion on the "tale of two Massage Spots" mystery. The Clearwater location on Ulmerton has the famous Lulu. The Central ave in St Petersburg location (with more exposure BTW and kind of crap parking because it is a one way parking lot) has a barely known WAWA and some potential for extras and fun. This, assuming it is still open, which it was the last time I checked, is definitely worth a visit. Typical door fee of $70 with the offer of $10 off first visit that they (I assume) are 100% expecting will go toward their tip. From there I um, ah shit. I think I may have tipped $60 for HJ as some have indicated that if you tip too much to start (on first visit any way) will get scared off? (I thought I saw that in a previous review). I gave an extra $10 I think to get her panties off to expose that perfectly symmetrical gymnast tight ass. Totally worth it! The teasing and HJ ending were spectacular and deliberate with little if any extra instruction or encouragement required. HOWEVER, YMMV is always the rule of the day. These things change per girl and per whatever day you go and what mood girls are in. I have been to heavily reviewed and gushed over girls (at other locations) that I went in expecting my socks to be blown off, only to have a really crappy and overpriced let down of an experience. Have common sense and reasonable expectations FFS. These are humans with emotions and flaws like all of us. But my first go at WAWA was great for a first visit.
Golden Asian spa Clearwater
It's a bummer day. Met a old lady, she escorted in a room & stare at me until I undress which is weird followed by horrible massage on flip thought it would be a good finish. At last she pour stick oil & was grinding. Got irritated & went away.
So my friends the take is careful with old ladies. It seems they lost drive on it.
Thanks.
Linda Massage Spot on Ulmerton Road
[QUOTE=BuckARoobob;5227296]Linda is still at massage Spot as of Wednesday. I just saw her Wednesday morning and she's still as amazing as the first time I saw her. Actually she's better I think because I've seen her a few times she's gotten more comfortable with me. She's one for the books. She young hot and full of amazing skills, she knows it too.[/QUOTE]Thanks brother for the review. I found the Massage Spot that's on Ulmerton road last night and I saw Linda. She was much better than I imagined. I've read a lot of posts before and showed up and they are either older or not good looking. Linda was young and really hot. I was surprised and very happy.
Her service hit the spot. From the table shower to the massage to a very fulfilling BJ & 69 and then a doggie for the finish. Everything was so amazing. She smelled and tasted so sweet I couldn't get enough of it so I'm considering going back for seconds today or tomorrow. I dreamed about it all night last night.
Accurate report about Linda
[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5228259]I have had Lulu on numerous occasions and can vouch for everything posted about her. The OP's report is spot on accurate regarding her appearance and sexual appetite. Word of advice if you decide to see her. She is submissive and you will have a better experience if you take control and let her know what you want. Have fun.
Tonto.[/QUOTE]I'll also vouch for the OP. Linda has the sexual appetite of a bear eating a hog. She will go wild. But like Tonto Monger said, you MUST take charge the first time and lead the way so she knows what you want or she won't open up for you. On return visits that's not necessary, she will remember you and she'll take the lead.
Dream Massage on Park St.
I was off the beaten path last night and had an hour to kill and found Dream massage and decided to give it a try. I normally like to stick to my tried and true providers. Like I said I was just killing time. I didn't have time to go anywhere else as I had to be somewhere so this was it. I wasn't expecting much but I would have been happy with an HJ. I'm glad I came because I received one hell of a good massage followed by a little freak of a session. I didn't catch her name though. It was Mandy or something.
Started with a good table shower and a long deep massage. She worked me all over. At this point I was on the flip and thinking an HJ was in order and bam she offered the full menu. Now she isn't a beauty queen or anything but she's fairly cute in her own way. She put her oral skills to work on my magic beanstalk for a while making it grow to the giant it became. Once it had grown to its maximum potential she mounted and rode, rode, rode away on it. She worked up and down for a while until I popped a nice big load.
I guess sometimes it pays to venture off the beaten path. It was a nice $160 session which I would happily repeat.