Massage Parlor Reports

I'm from out of town looking for some fun, so I got my ovaltine decoder ring out and got cracking codes. Today, instead of drink more ovaltine, it read national. So, I headed out for a sweet a. I arrive at what all my research has led me to at 11:30 am only to find the door locked and sign turned off. Now, this did not deter me, as I was at my top pick, but had a plan b around the corner. Promptly arrived at what I had determined to be Phoenix. Not 100% sure it is (even now) but decided I'd gone too far to turn back. Greeted by two Arizonans, one short in a dress other tall in running pants and the shirt, I was shoved in a side room and told to wait. I speak some of the Arizona language and determined they were arguing over which would have the honor of touching me, when the shorter lady named Amy burst through the door, kissed me and told me how good it was to see me again (I never met her. I'd remember) she's cute and ambiguously aged and I was happy. Took an hour for .6 accidentally gave her a 50 more and she gave it back saying. Later. So I removed my wares of the road when she left and was serenaded by the neighbor singing Mr Jones and me, which really set the mood. She comes back, agree medium massage, oil and I am permitted some utc roaming, until I go to one spot, and she stopped me and said. Later, happy later. Decent massage I guess, did relax me, no question what was coming with the tease so I just relaxed and enjoyed it. On flip communication was a small issue. I thought she was telling me how much I was ordering for lunch, but she was asking if I'd brought protection. Having left my gun at home, she promptly provided one and what followed was perhaps my favorite AMP experience in a limited time. When lunch arrived, it was an all you can eat buffet, and everything I asked for off the large menu given to me with a smile. I got so full a few times I moaned, was told to shh because the neighbor was singing country or something, but my hearing was muffled by the thighs and cookie being served to me. Side note, that cookie needs some work, not sure they know how to trim the toppings, but it would be amazing if they did. I saw a cowgirl fighting a missionary, that was cool, and after a while lunch was over. Amazingly, she told me I had 10 minutes left so she massaged me and we spoke in broken English and worse Arizonans. Came time to tip, I realized I wasn't sure how much since she hadn't told me what my bill would be, so I happy gave her a buck forty, promised I would return soon. And I will. So, not sure if I found the mythical Phoenix, but Amy is definitely a spot at the end of a long drive worth heading to. Drink more ovaltine.

I was coming back from a westside appointment and decided to give the Soho a try. I read reviews about the expense, but thought it might be worth it. JHC, what a bizarre visit. Greeted by Lo, a shapely young thing. $ up front for the hour and an upfront. 3 tip. I get comfortable and she brings in a skinny waif of a girl (with no english skills) to do the massage. Nice massage, no teasing, and on the flip goes out and Lo comes back in. What else would you like she says. I point out my needs and she says that will be an additional $$. Wow, really. Ok, I'm in and who comes back in but the skinny waif to take care of business. She is so tiny that Woodrow hit a wall half way in. She graduated head of her class in acting school, but it must have been uncomfortable for her. Had to of been. So now I have been there, done that, and won't do it again.

Stopped by muffler shop the other day. Haven't been there in ages. Got kind of a chunky girl wearing a really short frilly dress with a thing underneath. During the massage, she encouraged UTC. That's how I figured out it was a thong. Not a lot of teasing before the flip. Standard tip for standard finish. She wanted. 2 extra to touch up top. Finished up, and I left. I didn't even realize til I got to the car and saw the clock, but she shorted me almost 20 minutes on my hour. Thought it seemed quick, but I figured it was just me enjoying myself. Time flies and all. Anyhow, just be aware and watch the clock if you go there.

They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

Is a paid review board that is very obvious about location names, reviews, etc. But way less trafficked by mongers. I'm fairly certain that the codes only help keep the herd of mongers lower once the news is shared of "mew mew" or "amy" or "grace" being available at a certain location and having an amazing 20-year-old body with real boobies and providing sexual acrobatics for a low low price.

[QUOTE=LittleToNoThin;3615188]They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LittleToNoThin;3615188]They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.[/QUOTE]I don't think anyone thinks it hides any information it's just fun and games. And really about 10 seconds with Backpage and virtually all of the secret codes are revealed most obviously. Years ago it was much more clever and entertaining, very seldom now is it more than someone trying to be clever that is not.

[QUOTE=LittleToNoThin;3615188]no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.[/QUOTE]I am from out of town, took some work but I got where I wanted to go.

Visited an old reliable spa on the northwest side yesterday. Provider was probably late 30's to 40's and not real attractive. Quality standards have dropped considerably. Short hair and a bit pudgy, especially around the face. No happy ending vibe at all. But I️ left with a smile regardless. In retrospect think I️ should have just walked out as she was the one who greeted me at the desk.

I started checking the reports here about 2 months ago, coming from Google and RM. I've RTFF and enjoyed piecing together information to places I'll never go. I know it's been brought up recently that people don't like the codes, but man, I think it's fun. So you have to use your brain for two minutes before getting off with a passable massage? Get over yourselves. RM exists for a reason.

Anyway, I've visited the muffler shop a few times now. I've seen Amanda and I think Shea? Both seem to be in their 40's. I guess one other girl works there, Mia. Shea is a thicker woman, but eager to please. She'll all but put the mound of Venus in your palm during the rub. Everything is on the menu. Same with Amanda; she's slimmer, possible a bit older. Amanda is much more talkative than Shea (I'm pretty sure I'm getting Shea's name wrong). . 6 to house $. 4 for everything.

I've also visited a place that may not have a code on here? It's off of US 36 where you can get shoes and flowers to apologize to the Mrs. Later. Standard pricing, same average looking 40 somethings. Happy mongering gents.

Just past Papa Johns heading North on Keystone after 62nd St. House converted to office.

[QUOTE=JCreed;3613852]Any landmarks to look out for?[/QUOTE]

I stopped by Tucson on Saturday, one lady working, 'Kelly", 6-7/10, I guess 28-32, personable, said she had been here two weeks, came from California, didn't care for the cold weather. She looked a little pudgy, but was cute and friendly, so I stayed. Took the hour, lots of oil on my back and she kept massaging my back, on and on, no arms or hands which is usually the deal, finally moved to my butt, a little oil and then the tease began, no legs, nothing. She says turn over and, sadly, I paid the extra to have her disrobe for a closer inspection, not a good look, more overweight than I figured. (I prefer petite and small ladies.) Menu is full, but I didn't bite for anymore than the usual. Got shorted 20 minutes, but didn't make a scene, took my lumps and was happy to get in my vehicle.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3615222]Is a paid review board that is very obvious about location names, reviews, etc. But way less trafficked by mongers. I'm fairly certain that the codes only help keep the herd of mongers lower once the news is shared of "mew mew" or "amy" or "grace" being available at a certain location and having an amazing 20-year-old body with real boobies and providing sexual acrobatics for a low low price.[/QUOTE]Those who say the codes are too hard will get no sympathy from me. RB is correct. There are other boards where names and addresses are openly stated. The fact of the matter is, most of the places are "decrypted" on THIS thread, if you read through enough of the posts. I guess from my perspective it's more about making you work at least a LITTLE bit to enjoy what I've spent time and money figuring out. And by the way, if you have a few decent posts under your belt, regardless of where you are from, I'll happily share most of my info via PM anyway.

I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks any of this fools our friends in blue.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3619311]Those who say the codes are too hard will get no sympathy from me. RB is correct. There are other boards where names and addresses are openly stated. The fact of the matter is, most of the places are "decrypted" on THIS thread, if you read through enough of the posts. I guess from my perspective it's more about making you work at least a LITTLE bit to enjoy what I've spent time and money figuring out. And by the way, if you have a few decent posts under your belt, regardless of where you are from, I'll happily share most of my info via PM anyway.

I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks any of this fools our friends in blue.[/QUOTE]To see an old familiar and helpful name pop back up. I've got a couple. Of good reviews for this thread that I haven't seen anything about yet but not sure if I will get around to posting. Anyway, glad to see you're still getting rubbed the right way.

Admins said people are supposed to post the official addresses of the massage parlors, because there is no reason hiding them when the cops already know where they are and can bust them anytime.

Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes. I believe a fair number of us do.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes. I believe a fair number of us do.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3619695]To see an old familiar and helpful name pop back up. I've got a couple. Of good reviews for this thread that I haven't seen anything about yet but not sure if I will get around to posting. Anyway, glad to see you're still getting rubbed the right way.[/QUOTE]Same here Ilapp but compared to you I'm a mere dilettante. I bow at the feet of the master!

Hope you post, but for gods sake, be sure not to "code " the names!

A buddy of mine who's been to Sunrise (Fishers) keeps talking about a cute provider named KC. Every time I've called it's been Coco, Amy or Michelle. No KC. Any body know of or had experience with this other provider? Is he yanking my chain?

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Yes we do.

I was working around avon. And I have a bad back. So I thought I would try a massage parlor and I went to the one west of dan jones on the south side of 36.

Horrible massage couldn't speak english didn't even seem to understand that hurts. No offer of any extra. Really no flip. So as I was leaving I was half way across the parking lot.

I herd yelling behind. Like I stole something. I turned around and there was the guy that had been at the front counter. And the girl that did the massage.

The guy was yelling at me. Hey you no tip girl. I turned around. And he kept yelling you no tip girl. You tip girl. I said what? He said girl make feel good. You tip girl.

It was like exstortion. Like he wouldn't let me leave until I tipped. Kept yelling you tip girl. Finally I threw him a $20 just so I could leave. It all happened so quick.

I couldn't think. After I left. I kept thinking that was a horrible massage. And no extra. Why in the hell did I let them extort a $20. Should have kicked his ass.

Or got to my truck and stuck my 9 mm in his face.

After bad exp at the one on the south side of 36 the next day I went to the one on the north side of 36 at dan jones. This time good massage.

And on the flip she went right in to the jack hammer. Which wasnt working for me. She didn't offer anything but jack hammer. Which wasnt working.

She jack hammered away for 15 minutes. She did let me cop top feel while she jack hammered. But I wasnt in to it. So have her 40 tip and left.

She gets a A for effort she tried for 15 minutes.

I forgot to mention in my avon post nether place has a door on the room just curtains.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]I can only speak for myself, but for me the biggest thrill of this hobby is the search, the chase, the quest to find the diamond in the rough that we all 'know' is out there. I would hate to deprive you of that thrill of finding it yourself, read the ads, search the forum, take your lumps and learn from the experience. Things change all of the time with the AMP and any suggestions I would / could give you today very easily could be wrong tomorrow. Search as you may, then make reports accordingly.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3609561]Let's see, if Pequod is captain Ahabs ship (I love google) that would make the answer to your hint, Starbuck.

That would limit the spa selection to either 72st street, Lake Plaza or Fitness I think. I've seen the mamasan at each of these so I have to think you are referring to the last one. LOL I wonder if her BF knows.[/QUOTE]Super funny. I love the codes. I got the pequod reference right away, because I paid attention in school. Still the hint didn't help because I have no idea where the Starbucks are since I never go there, worst cup of coffee I have ever had.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]Dude, there are over 6800 posts on this thread below yours that answer that question. Essentially, its the reason the thread and the f**ing website exists in the first place. Do you walk into mcdonalds and ask if they sell hamburgers? See the newbie section and check out the top of the page under abbreviations and look up this one: RTFF.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3616859]Just past Papa Johns heading North on Keystone after 62nd St. House converted to office.[/QUOTE]Standard AMP. Cute girl, nice table shower with lots of attention to the undercarriage. She wanted me to do some of cleaning, but I just replaced my hand with hers and all was right with the world. Good massage I will say. Flip, brief negotiation. . 4 fornthe rub, . 2 more if the girls come out. Not much more offered. Don't make it that way often, but if I was in need for a standard might pop back in.

Mike.

[QUOTE=ManWithPants;3621555]Admins said people are supposed to post the official addresses of the massage parlors, because there is no reason hiding them when the cops already know where they are and can bust them anytime.[/QUOTE][BLUE]If you're not talking about this site please ignore the rest of this post.

If you are talking about this site you're a fucking liar. We never said anything of the kind. The rules specifically prohibit posting full addresses and I redact them all the time.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;3621978][BLUE]If you're not talking about this site please ignore the rest of this post.

If you are talking about this site you're a fucking liar. We never said anything of the kind. The rules specifically prohibit posting full addresses and I redact them all the time.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I was wondering why the OP didn't just start posting addresses, but I like your answer better.

Seriously guys, the best thing you can do is first RTFF and then go to an AMP. Look at the name. Is it called "Happy Time?" Remember the posts stating you won't have a happy time at Happy Time? Go somewhere else.

You might get lucky and have a great time. You might have an okay time or a lousy time. If you liked what you received, go back, otherwise pick another. If you go twice a month, you'll have them all figured out pretty quickly.

Along the way you'll probably find a few gems. Might just be a really good massage, might be a great standard finish, or FS. I've had my best experiences in AMPs nobody was discussing and some of my worst were in the AMP of the day everyone is raving about.

If you're always chasing the crowd, your nose is literally (I've seen the way they rotate the towels) always in another mongers ass.

Visited an angel last week and all good still. Standard touching and a nice handshake.

What was interesting is she gave me a business card and told me I ought to try there other place and that I would love it.

Has my interest peaked for sure.

Hard to say the name of the other place without giving it away but it's off 56th.

Any feedback I welcome on this.

Wanted to post on this from my trip to Indy a couple of months back. I took a walk in the mountains one afternoon. Standard all around, except the hostess stuck around while I garbed back up after the session. No big deal there, but I was a little skeezed out when she took the towel I'd been laying on and gently smoothed it out on the table for the next guest. Just thought I'd put that out there.

There's 4 possibilities here, I think you need to drop another hint. Even saying 56th and Keystone isn't enough, because there's two AMPs there.

[QUOTE=WhiskeyMan;3622107]Visited an angel last week and all good still. Standard touching and a nice handshake.

What was interesting is she gave me a business card and told me I ought to try there other place and that I would love it.

Has my interest peaked for sure.

Hard to say the name of the other place without giving it away but it's off 56th.

Any feedback I welcome on this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dracos;3622902]There's 4 possibilities here, I think you need to drop another hint. Even saying 56th and Keystone isn't enough, because there's two AMPs there.[/QUOTE]If you know who runs the one off 56th then you know it would have to be the other one.

[QUOTE=Dracos;3622902]There's 4 possibilities here, I think you need to drop another hint. Even saying 56th and Keystone isn't enough, because there's two AMPs there.[/QUOTE]Aqua is the key word. Prob too much info.

Let me know.

You sir, are Deadpool. Maybe you should read before asking something like that as your first post? It's a good way to look like a bad uncle.

[QUOTE=LayBack;3621625]Anybody know where a FS AMP is around indy.[/QUOTE]

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I like to park in the back. This is not a euphemism, this is actually where I prefer to physically locate my automobile as it relates to the entrance of my AMP of choice for the hour.

With that in mind, I would like to submit to that we code name the new place LIDS. It's a good landmark, and a good parking spot if you don't want your SO or her friends recognizing your car as they drive by on a busy road. There is no good parking at lids. It's either lids or street parking on 64 and walk. Good thing it's dark so much in the winter.

Disclaimer, I've not tried the service at lids, never been there, but If you like anonymity like me, you might try the beaches at Stone key. Its close and they do allow parking in rear. Once again, that's outside in the lot with your auto. On the inside it's pretty standard, YMMV. Happy hunting.

Anyone been to the spa on west Washington near Pizza Hut? I'm thinking of giving it a go, just curious if I was TOFTT or not.

[QUOTE=Thaute;3624704]Anyone been to the spa on west Washington near Pizza Hut? I'm thinking of giving it a go, just curious if I was TOFTT or not.[/QUOTE]Went right after they opened, status quo as others, . 40 & . 40 w / he. More might be available but did not ask. A couple of things: Park somewhere else than on that property, a ***** to get out of. Yhe mamason I had worked at the spa to the north on the rock. Don't know if it was because it was new of what, I was looking for new China Doll but found an old one.

[QUOTE=MayTag4040;3626099]Went right after they opened, status quo as others, . 40 & . 40 w / he. More might be available but did not ask. A couple of things: Park somewhere else than on that property, a ***** to get out of. Yhe mamason I had worked at the spa to the north on the rock. Don't know if it was because it was new of what, I was looking for new China Doll but found an old one.[/QUOTE]I not only nearly banged my vehicle against another backing out at night jockeying back and forth, but had to get up OFF the BENCH mid massage to go out and MOVE my car from the front to the side- fortunately before the flip.