Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4731021]LOL. Every paragraph has some homophobic, ethnic, racist, political, or liberal-themed dig or jab. If you can whittle away the pointless ramblings and failed attempt at humor, he makes some good points about the negotiation part though, and they work on all kinds of hookers, from street hoes to high end pussy. As long as you have not relinquished the money, control the situation, don't let these chicks push you around, and prepare to cut bait and move on to the next fish if you are not satisfied with the terms.

-Steak.[/QUOTE]I think you nailed it; like the kid that said that the emperor had no clothes.

[QUOTE=Livinitup;4735013]I think you nailed it; like the kid that said that the emperor had no clothes[/QUOTE]In accordance with the mayor's guidance, I will be handing out masks on the corner of fig and 65th on Saturday night.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4729710]Saw that too on the East side towards the 110. About 50 cars & SUVs, and a helicopter. Some LEO were carrying crowd control rifles that shoot out tear gas grenades.

I was thinking hostage situation.[/QUOTE]I saw the chick in the all black with the red hair a few hours ago.

She had on the same shit she was wearing in that pic.

Looked like she could use a shower imo.

Finding good looking WSW's or LSW's in socal is very difficult these days. I met this on redhead named Angie in late Nov or early December. I have been seeing this one WSW in TJ. The sad & ironic thing is that she best looking WSW I have seen. There is few other low grade or fat WSW's I have seen when I was up there a few months ago. TJ seems to be out since there is lockdown. i may head up LA & see if can find any good WSW's or LSW's worth picking up.

[QUOTE=JazzLuvr;4733245]So the great WSW hunt continues. I rolled on to fig around 11 pm, which is early, as in like blue plate special early. I got off on gage and fig and rolled south on fig. The hottie gallery had maybe like 6 gals. I checked into the 110 motel on Florence just before hoover, got set up with snacks, rubbers and a chess table in case any girl was so inclined. And I rolled.

I wanted to avoid the hottie gallery, so I went up to the 80's and 90's. Totally dead. Weir. D.

I then went south of century. I express derision for this part of the track. Although left and right turns are legal (by the way, LAPD is doing a fucken James harden on defense job enforcing those signs, every fucken monger, including the pimps in their fuken gold tinted Nissan maximas were violating the law on those), the girls fucken stand right on the side street. Makes it very hard to scoop as you cannot get a good look without the girl coming up to you and discussing the reasons that R0 has not dropped below 1 even after quarantines. For instance, who was the Latina marsupial and her friends camped on 103. Man she had a pooch. But I got a look of a white blonde WSW in a mini skirt at 102, she looked like big bird, I did not see her again.

There were at least 4 girls there. I kept going up and down fig, trying to avoid the hottie gallery, but by 1130 I was there like a piece of sidewalk furniture. It was pretty bad. There were a few cute BSW on the east side of fig, but I was looking for boneless skinless WSW. I finally saw a redhead petite trailer trash on 69, and there was not much traffic. Like a pussy I did not pull the illegal right turn and she started running at a car and by the time I you turned it on denver she was gone. I probably wasted another hour just going up and down the track. What was maddening is the LSW head trips. There were two sets of LSW in pairs. One of them was cute, the other one looked like a fucken Walmart shift supervisor. The first one, I rolled up and she was like are you a cop, I said no, she said touch me, so I touched her and she touched my hand. She says what do you want, I said, please getto in el carro. She said what do you want to do, and I was like, I wanted to do a traffic survey with her and have her count cars at red lights. Actually, I just said get in and we can talk when you are in the car. She said no, we will talk now. I knew she could not be a cop, but this was disconcerting, almost like she did not want to be picked up. So I drove on. This happened later with a much hotter LSW who asked me "how much do you have on you" like I am a patient going in for a medical procedure and she can employ monopolistic pricing in blatant violation of 15 USC 1.

Finally, the white redhead was on 69 again and I scooped her. She got in and I said I have a room at the 110. She did not know where it was, but when I mentioned LEO was shackling a brother on Florence she advised me to go through 70th to avoid the frackas.

Her name is amber, she is from Sacramento but has this gnarly southern accent and used the and word after we were done to describe where the motel was at to her "ride". Anyhow, this girl is pretty mixed bag. She has a tat on her clavicle that I think says "zoiko" she has a Bush that is auburn. We did for 100 a clinically acceptable CBJ, she did not take her top off (she was wearing a short and blouse set) and then we did missionary. First me on top horizontal and her pussy has that groove like when you go in all the way, the cock goes down like you are on the pirates Caribbean on the second fall. It was good, but I figured I might be under time pressure so I figured let me try to stand up. So we switched and then some really harsh pussy stank hit me. I tried to nut boys, but it was like trying to smell roses in a fish market. I kept pounding and after a while she called time and I just pulled out. I did not nut, but it counts as a WSW I think. Her ride picked her up from "the place across from the McDonalds with all the and words".

I then drove fig for what probably was 2 hours. At 130 the hottie gallery was as impacted as a elephant's bowels with an upper gi infection. Streets like 65 and 69 were 10 deep and there were never more than 4 gals on any one block. I doubt there were even 20 gals total in the hg during that time. Plus, LAPD scheduled an aggressive driving training course schedule and you were lucky if you did not get run over by an SUV. And the fucking nerve of mongers using kia sorrentos as performance vehicles in complete defiance of the car and motor advice that it is a family car was awful. There were no WSW that I saw, so I went south.

The 80's and 90's picked up and there were actually some girls just south of Manchester. There were the usual packs of BSW performing four man assault drills and just getting up on you. One literally was trying to get in my car.

Then I saw this WSW next to this black girl. The black girl was wearing a track suit with fluorescent stripes. So I roll up on the white girl and she gets close and says hi how are you doing, and then I notice that she looks like Morgans from the end of Excalibur. This girl was brunette slim, completely high and she thought she knew me. Then she realized she did not know me and almost spilled into my car, tits first. I drove the fuck off.

I kept driving and there was nothing other than a slim black gal with really bad teeth and I think Carrie, the white girl with glasses who posts on here. She was by the taco stand on like 88th a lot. I even got out to walk by her to see how mediocre she really is.

I kept going and going, finally like at 300 I returned to the hottie gallery. It was COMPLETELY empty. Like someone bombed it. No girls no mongers, nothing. Was there a memorial service or something? LAPD was not even there.

So I went south again and hooked up with tea, a half Filipina half black gal. She asked for 80 and I gave her 100. She did not rush me and she peed (squirted) on me after hr orgasms. She then jerked me off all over the motel room floor.

This was like 500 am and I decided to leave the fig. One last drive though the HG and of course there were some hot LSW but I was tapped out.

Total bill was 100 for the room and 200 for the hunt. I plan on doing this monthly.[/QUOTE]

Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/users/legendary4now/videos/public[/URL]

[QUOTE=CarlosBot;4739025]Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/users/legendary4now/videos/public[/URL][/QUOTE]It seems so comfortable for her haha. I was thinking bench seats or something.

This dude has like 4 videos with pretty good quality of SW [URL]https://youtu.be/SPtW5F1iVU4[/URL].

[QUOTE=Enward1;4739548]This dude has like 4 videos with pretty good quality of SW [URL]https://youtu.be/SPtW5F1iVU4[/URL].[/QUOTE]I wouldn't be surprised if this dood is a pi*p?

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Why are you writing a report about how a guy picks up hookers?

If you do that again I'm going to have to put you on moderation.

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[QUOTE=CarlosBot;4739025]Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/users/legendary4now/videos/public[/URL][/QUOTE]What happened to these videos?

[QUOTE=YoungInRi;4744787]What happened to these videos?[/QUOTE]I am thinking that pornhub is moderated and you are not supposed to put driver's ed videos up in the amateur section?

Haven't been out in a week or two. What are the streets like right now?

[QUOTE=Hippo1;4750987]Haven't been out in a week or two. What are the streets like right now?[/QUOTE]A weekend or two ago, it was light on the girls and heavy on mongers who cannot drive for shit. I think this weekend should be similar. Plus there are girls out with masks. Way too much drama for what used to be a good track.

Bored at home. Tired of my downtown LA skid row hoes, so I decided to just get out, put on my flip flops and take in some fresh air and see LA's natural, scenic beauty. So naturally I headed down to South Central; more notably the Figueroa track.

I will do bullet points from here. I worked my way north to South. Starting at Olympic. It was not my best Recon work, but I promise to get better. If you've read my DTLA reports, you will understand.

Time: 4:46 pm to 5:30 pm.

Day: Sunday.

Weather: nice and balmy. Mid 70's.

Traffic: 5 on the NASCAR circuit (1 being the easy, final lap straightaway at Daytona. 10 being a local demolition derby in Grand rapids, Michigan). I was stuck somewhere in the middle of the pack, always four cars behind the pole position.).

At about 51st street, there was a liquor store on the right, mixed in with the ubiquitous C's of the ghetto--churches, car washes, clinics and chicken shacks. About churches: Obvious, no one got the memo that Satan was alive and well, and doing his bidding at will. As I was driving past, I saw an auburn haired LSW wearing a Puerto Rican flag shirt step out of the tiny package store and dance over to a waiting car, parked on the corner haphazardly, like a blind Korean MILF not able to comprehend the steely nerves and intricacy it takes to master parallel parking. She was pretty damn hot. So, I pulled a tighty-righty on the next block and circled around the block, getting to see the many beautiful, stately mansions that fill the SCV (I call this part of town the south central vortex. Not unlike the Black hole of Calcutta, once you have been sucked in this far, you have no choice but continue.) Unfortunately, in the two minutes that it took me to navigate thru the narrow, garbage strewn streets, discarded furniture decorating the expansive brown lawns, she disappeared. As did the monger's car. I could only surmise that by that time, she was already in the midst of refining her world-renowned, battle sharpened skills as a sword swallower. FML, I guess. A dollar short and a day late is my motto.

Little did I know that this would be the highlight of my Southward Ho! Excursion. Only two (deux) more street walkers all the way down to the Numero uno market. Two! Are you kidding me? The world famous pastoral lands known as the hottie gallery and the DMZ beyond were completely bereft of talent. As barren and dead as the Masai Mara in dry season. Although one of the SWs was a young, hottie Latina wearing a mid-drift, cutoff Pollos Hermanos that made her small but perky titts bounce up and down as she danced on the sidewalk. She was sexxy as hell, but cars kept driving past her as if she were Typhoid Mary (appropriate for these times). Although, my intentions at that point were strictly recon, I wanted to be a true contributor and get you guys some hard, cold war, CIA level intel (I believe I have just dated myself). I made a left somewhere up ahead and circled back. She was still there, gyrating hips, blithe to COVID-19 and the destruction it has wreaked to all our wallets (I manage a popular LA bar at Staples. I am done for) waving at everyone passing by. This may have been in the middle of the rolling 60's. My spider sense was tingling. No one was slowing down or pulling over. I wanted to stop and get her digits, but she was so out in the open and exposed. I was fearful of Uncle LEO at that moment. So I pulled a chicken nugget out of my corn hole and abandoned the thought. I woke up today regretting it. She would have made a nice addition to my rotation of skanks. Advice from any mongers on what would have been a legendary Robert Downeyesque maneuver to pull?

I cruised on down past Manchester, taking in the sights amidst the many tour buses packed to the brim with pink fleshed tourists from Germany and England. Past the AAA rated, 4-star Full Moon Inn, another smattering of churches, Holy houses of worship and fellowships (Ugh! See above memo on Satan).

After the Numero Uno on 91st street, located deep in the DMZ if I am correct (and please feel free to correct me mongers on my geography, this was only my third trip down the Fig. I am by no means an expert on the level of Charlie Sheen. I am more Emilio, I guess). I spotted maybe one or two more BSWS. Bottom feeders, the type I would never consider, unless I had been kidnapped by Joe Exotic and forced into a lifelong sentence of indentured servitude at his splendid Tiger Ranch, forced to endure his rednecky, tacky, unrefined, flamboyant ways of trying to bed me by force-feeding me unparalleled amounts of meth.

After the Numero Uno I hit Colden Ave, just north of Century. This is my personal Vietnam, the Do Long Bridge in Apocalypse Now (still one of my top 3 war movies of all time. Feel free to debate), the place where Roach made his last stand and went insane. It is my strict line immolated into the fucking sand, and nothing short of sighting an ad hoc, dry-humping, 3-some featuring two girls and a camel right there on the corner will get me to erase it. Beyond Century lay Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Some of you mongers have referred to this as HELL. "Do you know who's in charge here?" asked an incredulous Martin Sheen. Nope! I refused to enter. My sanity and wallet were very important to me. Another series of tighty-righies and I was headed North again.

Nothing much to report on the rebound trip. South to North, all the way to MLK Blvd. About 5 Black street walkers on the right. Brazen and bold, Light skinned. Young. Tall or squat. Jiggly or lean. All eager for biz. Some were very fuckable. Some of them not so. I continued on my prescribed due heading of north, back to my stomping grounds in DTLA. The trip north took about 20 minutes. Sorry for the anticlimactic ending, but I never claimed to be a journalist beyond reproach or a scheming reporter from the E network working the red carpet Oscar time. I am just a broken mortal man, doing things corrupt mortal men do.

Hope you enjoy!

[QUOTE=Domino727;4752408]Hope you enjoy![/QUOTE]As Driil Sargeant Hartman said about the the Marines. Outstanding.

This review shows what one motivated marine and his laptop can do. And if you ladies try fig, you will be able to do the same thing!

Dude, I admire your writing, hell I like you, You can come over to my hotel room and fuck my WSW.

I would tell you to fig roll only at night. Fig is a really busy street and the sidewalk furniture and nonconforming taco stands makes it impossible. Let's roll this Friday night.