Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=Warriors808;1550792]I hope all the KB's mama are reading this. Tell your dumb as* daytime bartendress to not ask for drinks. By asking for drinks, my friends and I will not tolerate such behavior and move on to another bar. For the bartendress' you know who you are. The ones at Splash, Butterfly, Evergreen and D'Amour, etc. The more drinks are asked for, the less you will receive.[/QUOTE]If they don't read themselves, other bgs or LVBs will tell them whats written here. No shame mention their names as thats their greatest fear. I dont mind getting asked as I usually make them regret asking but most guys hate that, especially from barterdresses who choose to work behind the bar and rob several guys at once and not be touched.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1551336]Come MFlower[/QUOTE]Walked in and saw kitchen alice sitting at the bar, times must be hard for her to be working bar, what happened to all the money she made when she had korea house, was thinking of buying her drinks to get her chicken recipe.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1551724]If they don't read themselves, other bgs or LVBs will tell them whats written here. No shame mention their names as thats their greatest fear. I dont mind getting asked as I usually make them regret asking but most guys hate that, especially from barterdresses who choose to work behind the bar and rob several guys at once and not be touched.[/QUOTE]Oceanic will be showing the NFL network. Now I don't have to watch the games at the KB's and put up with the really sh*tty daytime bartendress at these KB's on Thursdays. Can watch these games at home.

[QUOTE=Wangn;1551297]Just got home from club kalani and was crowded like hell found out was grand opening today & last couple of days unbeknownst to me. Luckily I was there early watching the game. Drank 2 beers on the bar before my pals came so we move to a table. His gf kitchen mama brings 20markers & had hawaiian grinds for their party. Altogether an uneventful nite but free hawaiian food, free beer, ugly ladies & spent $20 (for ajumma). Priceless! Yo BE, I neve stay long enough to see if the BIG1 work today. Shoots was only old dawg stag party, oh well tomorrows another day.[/QUOTE]I wanted to go at 7:00 but never like leave Oldee by himself cause he look like a lost puppy by himself. LOL! Great to hear you got good service over there. I will go there one day to see your fat one.

[QUOTE=Warriors808;1551869]Oceanic will be showing the NFL network. Now I don't have to watch the games at the KB's and put up with the really sh*tty daytime bartendress at these KB's on Thursdays. Can watch these games at home.[/QUOTE]Exactly Ch. 203 or 1203!

[QUOTE=Warriors808;1551869]Oceanic will be showing the NFL network. Now I don't have to watch the games at the KB's and put up with the really sh*tty daytime bartendress at these KB's on Thursdays. Can watch these games at home.[/QUOTE]And more cheaper.

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1551192]Hehe, got to learn how you sobered up quick last Saturday.[/QUOTE]Wal-Mart is the place to sober up. Belive me. LOL!

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1551365]Just seen a poster at splash for a gangnam style talent contest sept. 26. Cash prizes, special pupus, lucky drawing. LOL, easy win for Jehtz.[/QUOTE]Hope I get time to check it out.

[QUOTE=Fujikurasplice;1551766]Walked in and saw kitchen alice sitting at the bar, times must be hard for her to be working bar, what happened to all the money she made when she had korea house, was thinking of buying her drinks to get her chicken recipe.[/QUOTE]Not so hard post right? LOL. Good to have you drink with us. I like the beer you drink.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1551315]Yumi in black, skinny girl from LA. Lump, Oldee said that's the kind girl you like. Fuck my batty dying. Fuck![/QUOTE]Food was good.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1552043]Not so hard post right? LOL. Good to have you drink with us. I like the beer you drink.[/QUOTE]Kalihi or Makaloa Village?

[QUOTE=Jehuty;1552048]Kalihi or Makaloa Village?[/QUOTE]Sorry bros, not that you need me, tired from all night yesterday so going home early. Depressed Nevada smashed us, hehe. Please make live reports bros.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1551886]Wal-Mart is the place to sober up. Belive me. LOL![/QUOTE]BE you crack me up! You get some great posts, we got to run into each other soon 1 of these mad & crazy days. Whoa what the hell happened w / the game 2 day? I thought was going hit the "hundo" mark, embarrassing that one.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1552066]Sorry bros, not that you need me, tired from all night yesterday so going home early. Depressed Nevada smashed us, hehe. Please make live reports bros.[/QUOTE]Stay in Sugar Plantation Town drunking at one party. Guess I going stay here. To all my kb &50668; &51088; &52828; &44396; &48372; &44256; &51674; &50612; &50836; &49324; &46993; &54644; &48120; &50504; &54633; &45768; &45796; no mr. Casanova for you tonight. Real incoded no bullshit. Haha you not going figure this shit out if you do I buy you 2 champange no joke.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1551461]Most bars slow, actually all slow for Friday. Eh MM, where were you? For those fans of that kpop girl Hyuna, Casino has a lookalike. Yes, she is young and hot. The haole guy that sang korean love songs looked out of place and sorry but they didnt clap for your singing, just your spending. Twilight was slow and many girls didnt come work like Ashley. Yujin taking over as mama soon which may be the reason. Yuri from Napa taking over MF soon too. Eh Warrior bro, Ellie get NFL network thurs besides Damour. Its always fun with FM guys even tho wasnt an official FM. As usual, B E always does a good job of giving me and Kapa grief, lol.[/QUOTE]FORGIVE ME! Hahaha!

[QUOTE=Wangn;1552094]BE you crack me up! You get some great posts, we got to run into each other soon 1 of these mad & crazy days. Whoa what the hell happened w / the game 2 day? I thought was going hit the "hundo" mark, embarrassing that one.[/QUOTE]Saw your fatty lastnight. Went in there and took a peak, OMG! She there bartending. Big, long curling brown hair to her shoulder. Never go all the way in cause I know my harpoon was not big for the kill. Told myself to quit cause one body slam from that thing and I'm a dead man.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1546515]Go when she works the floor second shift. Also bring your game or plenty money. She does play under the right conditions. Looking forward to your report now.[/QUOTE]Seen her Saturday. Never has a chance to have a talk with her as she was busy. I'll give it try next time.

[QUOTE=Lumpia808;1551365]Just seen a poster at splash for a gangnam style talent contest sept. 26. Cash prizes, special pupus, lucky drawing. LOL, easy win for Jehtz.[/QUOTE]Was slow Sunday night but took this picture cause I was bored. Chan was there but my brother was buying Cherry drinks.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1553432]Was slow Sunday night but took this picture cause I was bored. Chan was there but my brother was buying Cherry drinks.[/QUOTE]Gangnam style weekend was this PAST weekend. I think they read about all the gangnam talk on the forum and wanted to see Lumps, Jehuts, and me dance. Eh Jun mama, no can fool us, we too smat. If you see guys dancing gangmam style there on Wednesday, it will be wannabe imposters, LOL. Having said that, we might send Uki to represent da boys cuz I know he been practicing with his mauijim sunglasses, lol.

Eh Kapa, do you kno if still get the 70 buck special on sheridan?

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1553729]Eh Kapa, do you kno if still get the 70 buck special on sheridan?[/QUOTE]Maybe not anymore but that place they all get one price. I heard more places now following that trend because nobody spending enough on the nekos to make a difference; they asking AMP fees in the room or take-out anyway. Of course, the lolos pay and they get spoiled; the KBGs really think they "all that" because of cockeyed and alchy LVBs, LOL. 70 is about right for one booth or karaoke room quicky. Just be careful.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1552515]Saw your fatty lastnight. Went in there and took a peak, OMG! She there bartending. Big, long curling brown hair to her shoulder. Never go all the way in cause I know my harpoon was not big for the kill. Told myself to quit cause one body slam from that thing and I'm a dead man.[/QUOTE]Bro. BE I was waiting to post allnite long, I think. I was tempted to buy her a drink just because but. Opted not to. However she is a very nice girl. So what you think BE? 300+? Bro I couldn't help but LMFAO! When you mentioned her hair it brought me back to the ol'jerry curl juice days. Somewhat. Aurite then. Over &out. Tomorrow is but a fleeting moment away! Shoots den!

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1553729]Eh Kapa, do you kno if still get the 70 buck special on sheridan?[/QUOTE]Oi MM where are you going be about6pm tomorrows? Planning to be out about that tomorrow so I'll PM you in regards 2that. If I can figure out this stuff. Kinda hard when you fried. Aurite bro's. Report later's.

[QUOTE=Kapakahi;1553740]Maybe not anymore but that place they all get one price. I heard more places now following that trend because nobody spending enough on the nekos to make a difference; they asking AMP fees in the room or take-out anyway. Of course, the lolos pay and they get spoiled; the KBGs really think they "all that" because of cockeyed and alchy LVBs, LOL. 70 is about right for one booth or karaoke room quicky. Just be careful.[/QUOTE]Pm me the "other" places that have specials and who offer them. Sue?

Went to EG around 10pm, dead!

I think that place is struggling, every time I'm there, the place is empty. Bummers for mama.

Next door to Damour, more dead!

Was looking for Sunny to get my play time in but she wasn't there last night. .

Then to Casino and Butts, morbidly dead!

That chick Natalie is totally irritating, always trying to talk in that fake pidgin like the fake person she is!

Last stop was to Business where mama tries to introduce me to a tall leggy chick. I'm 6'2" tall and I swear this chick is about 5'10" with heels. Nice, but I wasn't planning on spending $$ tonight unless is led to guarantee sex.

Guess everyone went home early after the ending of the MNF game so I went to 7 to get my mongering skills perfected. Saw Tammy there, HOT little Korean blondie. Nice piece of ass! Paid $.2 + HF for FS. Have fun out there gang!

Bruddah Guy

[QUOTE=GKaniho; 1554206]Went to EG around 10pm, dead!

I think that place is struggling, every time I'm there, the place is empty. Bummers for mama.

Next door to Damour, more dead!

Was looking for Sunny to get my play time in but she wasn't there last night. .

Then to Casino and Butts, morbidly dead!

That chick Natalie is totally irritating, always trying to talk in that fake pidgin like the fake person she is!

Last stop was to Business where mama tries to introduce me to a tall leggy chick. I'm 6'2" tall and I swear this chick is about 5'10" with heels. Nice, but I wasn't planning on spending $$ tonight unless is led to guarantee sex.

Guesss everyone went home early after the ending of the MNF game so I went to 7 to get my mongering skills perfected. Saw Tammy there, HOT little Korean blondie. Nice piece of ass! Paid $.2 + HF for FS. Have fun out there gang!

Bruddah Guy[/QUOTE]Yeah, mondays are slow all over as many girls take that day off. EG is always slow before 2am. Hope things going well for you these days and no foget you got major freebie skills, LOL.

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1554092]Pm me the "other" places that have specials and who offer them. Sue?[/QUOTE]I don't know of any 'specials' that exist but in excess of 98% of KBGs got a price tag; that's pretty close to all. Dayshift is full of these types but the selection is limited, as you already know. In fact, being the Kalihi King and Kapiolani Knight, you know more than me, LOL! Specials are likely to exist but depends on negotiations and personal tastes (both sides) , per Oldee's post ("it's the KBG's choice") , hehe. Planning to catch the second half of the BYU game Friday or another mini dual DFM Saturday to talk politics and have KB regulars join us, too.

Town bars slow. Typical Tuesday. Twilight filled with LVBs tho. Ds, Ellie, Casino and Business slow. Butts LVBland.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1554758]Town bars slow. Typical Tuesday. Twilight filled with LVBs tho. Ds, Ellie, Casino and Business slow. Butts LVBland.[/QUOTE]MF dead. Camelot have lots of LVBs but not so many robs working. Brian mama not there too. Tommorrow has only old LVBs but some worker buying me beer. Eh Wangn, how come you invite BE and MM for go drink but not me? I too old? lol. I go Kalihi too you know. Das ok, I not da jealous type, lol. Maybe if I change my name to something master or eater I going rate ah? Just kidding bro, lol.

[QUOTE=GKaniho; 1554206]Went to EG around 10pm, dead!

I think that place is struggling, every time I'm there, the place is empty. Bummers for mama.

Next door to Damour, more dead!

Was looking for Sunny to get my play time in but she wasn't there last night. .

Then to Casino and Butts, morbidly dead!

That chick Natalie is totally irritating, always trying to talk in that fake pidgin like the fake person she is!

Last stop was to Business where mama tries to introduce me to a tall leggy chick. I'm 6'2" tall and I swear this chick is about 5'10" with heels. Nice, but I wasn't planning on spending $$ tonight unless is led to guarantee sex.

Guess everyone went home early after the ending of the MNF game so I went to 7 to get my mongering skills perfected. Saw Tammy there, HOT little Korean blondie. Nice piece of ass! Paid $.2 + HF for FS. Have fun out there gang!

Bruddah Guy[/QUOTE]Legend is Mondays is the slowest day of the week. You would think it picked up with MNF back.

[QUOTE=Blade82;1555163]Legend is Mondays is the slowest day of the week. You would think it picked up with MNF back.[/QUOTE]Bars are really slow, even my works places are slow. More better you bgs marry or live with your lvbs before you go the darkside or you girls going be homeless. A bg that use to work at Napa is now homeless and some what her mind not there but come at my work place a lot asking for money and food. Had to kick her out and kind sad to see. She use to be nice to me when she was working at Napa.

[QUOTE=GKaniho; 1554206]Then to Casino and Butts, morbidly dead!

That chick Natalie is totally irritating, always trying to talk in that fake pidgin like the fake person she is![/QUOTE]That shit is super funny. I always tell her that when she comes around asking for a beer. She's a ruff rider though so she is local, just sounds supah stupid when she try too hard to sound local.

Had this chick Niccole. 20's Korean from Guam. Pretty hot. Haven't seen her in a while.

Can't remember the names but I saw a few new hotties the other night when I was hanging with some old school ballers.

Been lying low lately.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1554826]MF dead. Camelot have lots of LVBs but not so many robs working. Brian mama not there too. Tommorrow has only old LVBs but some worker buying me beer. Eh Wangn, how come you invite BE and MM for go drink but not me? I too old? lol. I go Kalihi too you know. Das ok, I not da jealous type, lol. Maybe if I change my name to something master or eater I going rate ah? Just kidding bro, lol.[/QUOTE]LMFAO bro my bad Oldee nevertheless I'll be heading to the waikamilo quad-rangle after running an errand I'd say 8ish. Whoa I think Master Yoda used his Jedi mind trick on me Monday cause I felt like shit the next day but atleast I won game time block, $3bills not bad. Anyway followed thru w / my plans of going to Pandora's Box Tuesday to visit my pal Tiff. Walked in &she just stares like she don't recognize me until I get close enough then she screams, runs over &gives me abig, great bear hug. Sitting on the bar were 3 hawties, asian I'd say kor / jap mix. 2 hot waitresses & Tiff who's hot IMO. Kpop allnite on the tv's: hot chicks on tv, hot chicks working, hot chicks drinking oh did I mention awesome chicken wings too, altogether a great nite however had a very ruff workday man that sucked. Pandora's Box is kinda like a hostess bar I suppose cause they'll sit w / you &drink with you & there's small sushi bar too. Holy shitta had 7shots of kettle who knows how many beers I was so fkd up I even bought the sushi chef & the owner a couple drinks each no wonder my bill was whacked. Oh well had fun that's the main thing don't even remember going home. Fkn fried my wheaties again!

Just wondering how the Gangnam dance contest went and who won. Eh, BE, you neva go check it out? I kinda wish Lumps and Jehutz entered but then everybody would know was them, hehe.

Got one shocker while in D'amour last weekend when Brandy showed for work; she's been an MIA KBG for 5-6 years. A former "champagne girl" of the '80s, she now wears a corset and heavy makeup (Chinese stage paint) trying to hide the effects of gravity and erosion. If you OG LVBs remember and still desire her, she seems eager to please. Maybe worth taking a looksee, hehehe.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1556456]Just wondering how the Gangnam dance contest went and who won. Eh, BE, you neva go check it out? I kinda wish Lumps and Jehutz entered but then everybody would know was them, hehe.[/QUOTE]Bus has some eye candy. Lvb land!

After tending to a short errand I end up meeting w / the infamous Master (bator) Yodaatoasis &a mutual buddy which ended as a futile attempt to rendezvous w / Mogo Master. I thank MY for using his Jedi mind trick again to manipulate shit. So when I get there I'm well buzzing from my errand so I ask that "green hobbit" whose MM? Is he that guy right behind me? So anyhow I go introduce myself & the "imposter" actually acknowledges me in a drunken stooper so I go on my merry way back to our stall & carry on. As the nite goes on "faux MM" comes by &starts talkin family, politics & at this point I get a feeling this ain't the real McCoy, thanks Jedi Master. Anyhow long story short we ended up having a round from our friend & it was a pretty kool nite. This vet had his "tAko" hands allover & inside his woman from what I witnessed & that was some funny stuff cause he was all bust he even had 1 figure4 body lock on her fckn classic. Hey MM sorry man but call me, its Friday & there's the UH game to watch. What you think. Stormin mormons? Or we get chance? Call me we go drink!

After tending to an errand I met up w / Master Yodaatclub Oasis in a futile attempt to rendezvous w / Mogo Master. My apologies MM. When I got there I was hella buzzing so I ask that "green hobbit" is this guy MM? IDK what answer he gave me but before I knew it I was introducing myself to "faux MM", thanks MY! He actually acknowledges me and whatever. As the nite went by he comes over & starts talking nonsense & ofcourse it hits me this guy ain't MM! Thank Jedi Master mind tricks again you fricka. Anyhow we ended up w / a free round for us & a mutual buddy & witnessed some funny stuff. Had this 1vet w/"tako" hand all over & inside his lady pal, he even had a figure4 body lock on her no shit. Anyway MM call me tomorrow I'll be watching the game somewhere.

After tending to a short errand I end up meeting w / the infamous Master (bator) Yodaatoasis &a mutual buddy which ended as a futile attempt to rendezvous w / Mogo Master. I thank MY for using his Jedi mind trick again to manipulate shit. So when I get there I'm well buzzing from my errand so I ask that "green hobbit" whose MM? Is he that guy right behind me? So anyhow I go introduce myself & the "imposter" actually acknowledges me in a drunken stooper so I go on my merry way back to our stall & carry on. As the nite goes on "faux MM" comes by &starts talkin family, politics & at this point I get a feeling this ain't the real McCoy, thanks Jedi Master. Anyhow long story short we ended up having a round from our friend & it was a pretty kool nite. This vet had his "tAko" hands allover & inside his woman from what I witnessed & that was some funny stuff cause he was all bust he even had 1 figure4 body lock on her fckn classic. Hey MM sorry man but call me, its Friday & there's the UH game to watch. What you think. Stormin mormons? Or we get chance? Call me we go drink!

[QUOTE=Oldee;1556456]Just wondering how the Gangnam dance contest went and who won. Eh, BE, you neva go check it out? I kinda wish Lumps and Jehutz entered but then everybody would know was them, hehe.[/QUOTE]But yeah people going know me cause that contest I'm garans winner. I went out last night checked out Tryst and had cops when I arrived. You guessed it donkey mok tough guys getting into a fight. Checked out deja vu or something like that on sand island. Lot of young hotties local kine though.