EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

I have gone to Irenes several times in the last 6 months or so. Always end up seeing Olga. Despite her grinding her pelvis into my elbow and coming dangerously close to my groin while rubbing my legs I have had zero action. Not a hint. As soon as she is done she's out the door. I keep going back because the massage is pretty good and "hope springs eternal". Where is Nat working now in Schaumburg?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6403729]Has anyone been over to Irene's recently? I tried about a year ago. There was a rumor months ago that Marta or new girl would be startling but I've heard no more on that.

Nina. Very attractive woman with killer body. One of the best massages I've ever had and draping was minimal. But nothing. Olga. Weaker version of Nina. Attractive and good massage but again nothing. Dana. Weakest of the three for looks and massage but standard finish available.

If anyone remembers Nat from Norwood Clinic she's back working part time in schaumburg.

Zz.

ps baggio, link below doesn't work[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;6403750]I have gone to Irenes several times in the last 6 months or so. Always end up seeing Olga. Despite her grinding her pelvis into my elbow and coming dangerously close to my groin while rubbing my legs I have had zero action. Not a hint. As soon as she is done she's out the door. I keep going back because the massage is pretty good and "hope springs eternal". Where is Nat working now in Schaumburg?[/QUOTE]Yeah, similar experience for me. Mixed signals. I don't understand a lady that rubs against you and then avoids anything further. A truly legit massage therapist would never rub against you like that, not in a million years.

I would need a good place with nude massage near O'Hare. I am not in the area but I can exchange info if you are near me (Milwaukee). You can message me privately if you'd like. Sorry to do this, but I am a bit out of the game. Thanks!

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6403980]Yeah, similar experience for me. Mixed signals. I don't understand a lady that rubs against you and then avoids anything further. A truly legit massage therapist would never rub against you like that, not in a million years.[/QUOTE]When you say legit you mean one who was born here and follows guidelines set forth in their training. Asians and the Europeans know what they are doing to get you to come back. Great massage with a little brushing near the privates. Hell I've tried myself and thrown nice tips at her and still nothing. Going on 3 yrs visiting her since it's an excellent massage hoping that o e day she just might. That is what makes us men.

[QUOTE=OldSchoolGuy73;6404200]When you say legit you mean one who was born here and follows guidelines set forth in their training. Asians and the Europeans know what they are doing to get you to come back. Great massage with a little brushing near the privates. Hell I've tried myself and thrown nice tips at her and still nothing. Going on 3 yrs visiting her since it's an excellent massage hoping that o e day she just might. That is what makes us men.[/QUOTE]Haha that's what makes us men with blue balls. I'm willing to invest a couple visits to build trust and rapport, but after a while you realize she's just teasing for bigger tips and laughing all the way to the bank. But I understand the wishful thinking. I've been there myself.

Yeah when I say legit I mean professional massage only.

Regular with her. Get some titty face with her ecery 2 or 3 appts same with some under / in the panties rubbing of her muffin but never get a FIV. Just some hot dogging so to speak.

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chef1234;6406388]Regular with her. Get some titty face with her ecery 2 or 3 appts same with some under / in the panties rubbing of her muffin but never get a FIV. Just some hot dogging so to speak.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few times in the past. First time L1, no questions asked. Second time she offered a menu with no L2, L3 and FIV, DATY was available.

[QUOTE=Chef1234;6406388]Regular with her. Get some titty face with her ecery 2 or 3 appts same with some under / in the panties rubbing of her muffin but never get a FIV. Just some hot dogging so to speak.[/QUOTE]That post you replied to is from over a year ago, and to most seniors on here, she has gone awol. Can anyone else comment if she is around still?

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6408081]That post you replied to is from over a year ago, and to most seniors on here, she has gone awol. Can anyone else comment if she is around still?[/QUOTE]Loved going to Sarah but she has not responded to my texts over the last 6 months. Got to L3 eventually then total ghost town.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5978137]If you don't want to post details then why not just say[/QUOTE]Considering seeing Kasia K in Schaumburg. Has anyone seen her recently or have any insight?

Nope haven't seen her then again I don't even know who she is. Care to share a link or info on here, since I'm out near schaumburg, and it is a pretty dead area out here for fun. Thanks.

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[QUOTE=HellCat1137;6420183]Considering seeing Kasia K in Schaumburg. Has anyone seen her recently or have any insight?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=HellCat1137;6420183]Considering seeing Kasia K in Schaumburg. Has anyone seen her recently or have any insight?[/QUOTE]LOL, first post even. I think she has been covered before, wishful thinking for sure! We all can dream.

There's a Kasia K I found on LinkedIn in Schaumburg but I'm not sure how you go about making an appt. ([URL]Zeel.com[/URL]?) She is a looker, though. If I remember from reading the forum a while ago there might be another Kasia, though?

Posting the link may violate TOS so you'll have to dig yourselves.

[QUOTE=Lurker1111;6421864]There's a Kasia K I found on LinkedIn in Schaumburg but I'm not sure how you go about making an appt. ([URL]Zeel.com[/URL]?) She is a looker, though. If I remember from reading the forum a while ago there might be another Kasia, though?

Posting the link may violate TOS so you'll have to dig yourselves.[/QUOTE]A girl like that who a few of us have already spoken about, is simply a very attractive, very legit (as in does not partake in what this forum.

Is about) business professional. No need to drag her into this forum, she's just a normal massage lady making a legit living.

Kasia is a popular euro name; so yes there are some other kasias out there, some notorious (nb kat who has retired?

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6422142]A girl like that who a few of us have already spoken about, is simply a very attractive, very legit (as in does not partake in what this forum.

Is about) business professional. No need to drag her into this forum, she's just a normal massage lady making a legit living.

Kasia is a popular euro name; so yes there are some other kasias out there, some notorious (nb kat who has retired?[/QUOTE]Yes, this name is very common. There used to be (maybe still is) Kasia, Polish, at Maria's. She offered a full, overpriced menu and terrible massage.