London. Worst. Date. Ever.
Greetings Gentlemen.
I write you fresh from a trip to the 24 hour CVS where I stocked up on hydrogen peroxide to poor on my package for the next few days. Saw London. Lots of Londons on BP right now. This one wasn't a trip to the Queen. I would have rather been in London, Ontario.
Normal "call me when you get here" deal. Get there and her and her friend have other guys coming over. I pull in and get out and this truck comes up behind me packed with Arab guys who seem to not understand English well. They start shouting either about me or at me and I get to thinking this is too weird I got to GTFO. Her friend comes out and takes one to one of the rooms they have somewhere, I don't know, and we go in the room. She's in baggy sweatpants and like a polo shirt from the 1980's. Rather than question how she got into the Goodwill's trash dumpster, I use my grand powers of logic and conclude I should still go through with this. Put the money down and she undresses. I like 'them thick, but the prison tats freaked me the hell out.
She starts playing with me and applying the protective cover while I start thinking this is pleasant. Ask her to scooch around so I can feel around while her mouth is busy. Words cannot describe the odor or feeling I had in my hands. I would think it would be common courtesy to clean up after sharting for a week straight, but apparently not. All the while she kept asking me if I wanted her to keep going. Then she offered me her V because her mouth was tired. Why I accepted I have no Idea. I tried for a minute but faked and GTFO. I now feel filthy, my feet itch and even after a scalding hot shower I still can smell it.
Any kissing with Jessica?
[QUOTE=Dnyce;2460338]Had a dream about Jessica [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/h_o_t_-_-_-_-sexy-_-exotic-_-beauty-_-_-_-_w_o_w/6026495[/URL].
Pics don't do her justice at all. Truly flawless. She's very intelligent, and laid back. Her skills really surprised me. Didn't have to tell her to do certain things that other girls won't. (using tongue, squat while riding etc) everything covered. Pop on back, because she was worried the condom might break. Just. Wow, MAY be an atf now. Treat her with respect guys.
Downside: When I got the location she wouldn't answer the phone for about 20 minutes total. Said her phone was on vibrate via text, so I had to turn around, get to the location, and call again only for no answer. She Finally answered, and invited me in after quite a while.
Damage $ 2 will repeat. ? . The phone thing is worrisome, but it was fairly early in the morning.[/QUOTE]She has been on my radar. Does she allow kissing at all?
Not a horrible price either.
My Detroit Odyssey. BP Edition
See my post in Strip Clubs report for my time there this week. Well, I was wondering what to do Thursday night and the clubs just weren't calling my name so I decided to find someone on BP. Decided to see the girls in this ad: [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-hot/19015620[/URL] (Cindy & Lulu) for a nice massage. This was my first mistake.
Called, got directions texted (so far no alarms going off since I have had directions this way before.) Got to the place they told me to go (Not sure they were really there) which was at the Lakeview apartments. Had a heck of a time finding the apartment number and called a couple of times to get better directions. Seemed that whoever answered the phone changed from one girl to another (Second mistake. Should be a bit skeptical now but I wasn't). So I got to the apartment they said and proceeded to text to say I was there. About that time, a Westland LEO shot through the lot and pulled around on the road behind some trees that were between me and him. Now the alarms are ringing loudly. This is way too coincidental. Instead of rushing out of there, I kept my cool and actually pulled into another spot so I could see LEO.
So the girl calls me back, and starts asking questions about my work, my car color, if I am LEO (Made me laugh a little) and asks me to get out of the car. (This time, I'm not making a third mistake) Now my palms are sweating and I am trying to think what kind of statutes are in place in Westland that I could get charged with. Hung up the phone, blocked the number, deleted the number and texts off my phone (I know they are still recorded but if LEO looked at my phone he wouldn't see it) and proceeded to slowly leave the scene. As I expected, LEO followed. I made sure to not be a probable cause target and got out of there. He followed for awhile and then took off. I had to stop at the nearest business and cool down for awhile before I could keep driving. This is the closest I have come to getting busted even though I had only talked with the girls on the phone and was only looking for a legit massage (Thank goodness). I am thinking about casing the place again or getting a burner phone and trying to make an appointment to see if they send me somewhere else next time. I would love to tip off some other guy who might be falling for this trap and spoil LEOs party.
For LEO if they are reading, I think you have a problem with this sting since I don't think legit massages at private residences are illegal.
For the rest of you, be careful out there.