Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Dblitz;5029781]I've been getting a lot of messages about bagger vance so I guess I'll tell the tale. She is kind of a hard swoop because she doesn't seem to look up or pay attention to traffic. I decided to park at the store and buy a drink and a pack of gum. On the way out I walk pass her and ask if she needs a ride. Without a word she gets up and grabs 3 huge bags and hopes in the ride. I ask her name and what she's open to. At first we agree to BJ for $40 and she pulls out a cover. She's giving me a HJ like the faster she goes the faster I'll go, nope. Then the lame covered BJ starts and I can already tell it won't make me but so I tell her she'll be working for a long while unless she takes off the rubber. Rubber comes off and again with the lame BJ. I try to get more into it by playing with her pussy and ass, she doesn't like that at all. She pass the smell test so I said fuck it I'm going to fuck you. She turns around and says ok as she stick her ass towards me. I'm still half limp so now I'm trying to get myself hard just so I can pump a load into her. By now I was getting frustrated at the lameness. I got hard enough to stick it in and she's so tight I couldn't. After some spit and stripper slide action I was able to slip the tip in and saw her face react so I slammed in balls deep and she looked like it hurt but felt good at the same time. I was amazed at how tight she was. I didn't last long and when I said I was about to cum she said to pull out so I busted half my load in her and the other half on her wig. She didn't like that either. Dropped her off at her spot with her asking me to go through popeyes, if she'd ben less lame I would've but the only thing I wanted was her out of my truck. That's my adventure with the mantle. If you're interested go buy a pack of gum and swoop her.[/QUOTE]Yep that is what I would expect from her. Horrible experience never to be repeated. Ever.

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Monica was walking on 82 between Stark and Burnside at about midnight. She was wearing black short-shorts and a black top looked like it was made of mosquito netting with some sort of dark shawl over the top. Her nipples and chest were plainly visible though the outfit. Swooped around for the pickup and there was 4-5 obvious mongers on 81st circling around trying to pick her up along with parked mongers along the side streets. Came around and she was gone. Loitered around in the vicinity for a while other mongers lurked around like fruit flies. Drove through about an hour later and one of the earlier mongers was still lurking there, so I assumed she hadn't returned.

As a rule I don't swoop her any earlier than 4-5 am. Too much pressure on her and I don't like being in the circling sharks mix.

Since she is classic Hooker and Their Phones (lame replying) and for all the points mentioned she is early morning, swoop only.

As far as her going ghost, disappearing, she's savy and I've seen her way West of 82nd before, probably where she has her vehicle, or whatever. I'm under the impression that she probably gets sick of the shitstorm she has to endure. More than once she's practically jumped in the vehicle for a proper date. More than once she's mentioned the $20 dudes, the wannabe Tyrone's (pimpin, pimpin') and frustration with Beta fucks not doing it right.

You're up on her, but to the rest, come correct, swoop early morning and you will be at her Incall, on the massage table, balls drained correctly.

[QUOTE=StinkyBalls;5031079]Monica was walking on 82 between Stark and Burnside at about midnight. She was wearing black short-shorts and a black top looked like it was made of mosquito netting with some sort of dark shawl over the top. Her nipples and chest were plainly visible though the outfit. Swooped around for the pickup and there was 4-5 obvious mongers on 81st circling around trying to pick her up along with parked mongers along the side streets. Came around and she was gone. Loitered around in the vicinity for a while other mongers lurked around like fruit flies. Drove through about an hour later and one of the earlier mongers was still lurking there, so I assumed she hadn't returned.[/QUOTE]

Were unseeingly quiet for me at least. Not anything out around 1 am on 82 and sandy. From stark north to sandy and down. I am also looking for the cute girl on Sandy. Should I find here again. I will tell you more. Weather has changed. That sucks. What a bad summer. Covid crap then fires then smoke. Hard to find the fun girls out there. I am always looking though. I have a regular but I get tired of the begging all the time. And she seems to be going downhill at least some. Fresh and nice is what I like. That is what makes social media easier. Many girls do not mind a fun Bump if I do say so. Do not be a creep. Its cheaper that way often and you get better service. Someone who is more into it some rather than jaded out.

Stay safe out there. Still lots of risks involved. Think clearly. Use the big head. Some of the side streets 162nd is good I also check the 7 11 at 82 and sandy occasionally. I have seen a few cute girls there over time. Sometimes it is fun to park and just watch.

Anyone know if there is still any action on couch street in downtown a about 23 to 18 or so where the church is. I used to find some good girls near the fred meyer there. Somewhat cleaner and nicer than 82nd I have not cruised that area in a long time.

Best all have a great day.

Late report.

Had some time while waiting for regular to get off work. The copilot & I did a couple runs JCB>82nd>Sandy upper + some stationary recon in the South end 9:45>11:30. Still looking for the WSW tall, long & lean brunette I've been seeing South & I wouldn't mind finding the North area barefoot brunette WSW from Friday night. With my BBFS squirter still worrying about Covid, I'm missing a brunette around.

Empty from JCB until Foster>Powell.

One of the sturdy type WSW I previously reported on was in camo pants & sandals. Hair severely pulled back & face looking glossy w/ makeup. Or just greasy? Whatever was causing it I didn't/don't want to find out.

At Eastgate carts was WSW shorter spinner type in jeans w/ hoodie up. With that fucking hood up didn't get best look though to hazard a guess sort of geeky w/ large glasses on. Can't recall seeing her before. One of you got her on the side street as I passed.

Sara #30 was between Burnside Utopia all night in some sort of dark onesie shorts outfit w/ over the knee fuck me boots. Obviously, she doesn't recall our one & only encounter or my truck. The 2nd time I passed her she smiled, waved frantically as she stood & faced me w/ sexy look (legs spread & arms akimbo stance) staring me down like "WTF I'm right here you dummy". Got a laugh from that.

Crew Cut & her crew were out & about Utopia area. I turned the stereo up louder to counter act my yawning.

Two criddler type WSW in the shadows near high school carpet place & park. Not worth any 2nd glances types. Turned Neil Young up fucking loud.

A long haired BSW w/ Kardashian sized ass was near Fremont. As she walked, I swear that derriere was a sidewalk square behind her.

A well-proportioned short haired early thirties BSW in short striped mini & ankle boots got scooped right in Evergreen lot. No cottage cheese happening here at all & she actually was pretty nice to look at & the first BSW seen I'd consider in forever.

Empty as usual Sandy upper # sucked & skipped it after one pass.

First one I looped around for was late twenties trim blonde 5'4" or so in knee length flowered dress & boots between Sandy Fremont. She changed direction twice & I never got more than passing glance until she teleported out of block. She had to have got scooped right on 82nd. Think I've seen her before yet can't be sure. Some get scooped so damn fast lately you're lucky if you get one look at 35 mph.

Saw a glimpse of blonde & legs in Taboo lot. Did a loop in lot to only be disappointed in just another fuglie squeezed in dress that hasn't fit her since the Obama years. I don't know why I bother breaking my street rhythm by diverting there. Even before Covid, I rarely saw anything worthwhile in back lot.

Looked about for the barefoot brunette on side streets around Klickatat area. Nada tonight.

For those you inclined, did see Bagger on one of the side streets until she claimed her bench later.

Some more fruitless South end recon in hopes of tall, long & lean brunette until I was released from the limbo of 82nd about 11:30 & headed downtown to pick up Merry for an extended sleepover.

As we headed South did see MTBE just past Burnside. My view was wrong & sorry I missed the mosquito net top SB mentioned. LOL.

Never saw a Clackamas cruiser in all my time near South end. The PPD UC silver SUV was out near Foster. Marked PPD SUV were out in normal Saturday night amounts. Also, a couple of the regular squad cars were out & about. Have to remember that as I got too complacent w/ the easy to spot SUV's.

Safe recons & life.

The weed store changed their sale day on shatter so I almost forgot I had to go today. Since I was out and about I thought I'd do a lap to see what I saw. Just south of Utopia on the west side was a BBW WSW in booty shorts with all kinds of thunder thighs hanging out. Didn't see bagger vance at her bench. Did one of you fuckers pick her up? LOL. Swing through mickey d for a drink and headed south hoping to see MTBE. We've exchanged text but she always flakes right before setting up a time, got to catch her on the blade one day. Around fun house saw what appeared to be a cute civie Latina but my spidey senses went off so I'm not sure. Quasimodo had her tent set up in the super king parking lot. A couple blocks north of flavel 7-11 was a blonde WSW wearing a lacey top and some tight jeans. Was going to loop around but my danger will Robinson sense went off so I continued straight. Didn't see anything other than that but the nights still young. Stay safe.

Out this morning 4-6 am. Resisted making the call prior too, two Workingmans Best Friend. Warms me up just seeing her Walk, or I should say I wanted to view her Walking her Detail. Sadly she wasn't out.

Did see MTBE and she looked as 80's as ever. Fair amount of traffic for her.

Nothing much else other than an obvious, kinda cute, Criddler cute, dress, floating wasted Civie between Division amd Stark.

She was getting extremely pressured and obviously not Walking. Motherfuckers were doing stupid shit.

If they don't follow the cues 1 or 2 blocks, move on.

The mantra should be not unlike stream fishing. Two casts, retrieve, move to the next riffle.

Afternoon:

Out doing an errand about 4:30+- & did a quick JCB>82nd>Sandy & back run.

Didn't spot a thing until Fremont where Hermiston was walking in electric blue tights that oddly said "pink" on legs. Almost didn't recognize her but those monstrous mammories again were in their own zip code & don't lie. Just the physics of support to make them stand like they do hurts my fucking brain.

A sturdy light skin BSW or possibly ASW thirties +- in blue dress & heels was pacing & looking at all in front of the Madison. Brunette w/ a SW cute face.

Night:

Finally had some time for some after dark recon & the copilot & I hit JCB>82nd>Sandy for three complete runs between 9:45>12:15. Skipped Sandy upper # entirely tonight.

Started w/ mobile & stationary recon for the tall, long & lean WSW brunette that I've seen near JCB>Woodstock recently. No spotting tonight & really couldn't stay stopped too long as the criddlers were in major pharmaceutical & stolen property selling mode.

Foster>Powell had a few out. The sturdy & greasy faced WSW was near Baxter's.

Sara # 0.0 was walking in stuffed jogging top & looking high as fuck. She only waved frantically on one of my passes. The other times she flipped me off. LOL.

The short dark haired WSW who reminds me of Rammer's Benatar was around Eastgate carts in black jeans & top.

The shorter spinner WSW w/ glasses spotted Friday was near Division. No hoodie tonight & she is geeky looking yet not in the way you'd really want.

MTBE was near Stark in miniskirt, heels & black coat.

Crew Cut & her same posse were hanging at Utopia.

Some stationary recon across from Bagger's bench for the barefoot WSW brunette proved to be fruitless. I did to watch a couple of you horny fuckers get Bagger in your vehicles. Watched as one of you did the field tested Dblitz method of parking & walking up to her. LOL & SMDHS @ once.

Only one I turned in for all night was a pale trim jet black shoulder length hair WSW near Glisan. Jeans & boots w/ bright red lipstick, early thirties+-. Another I hadn't remembered seeing before. Perhaps another time if my brunette search comes to naught.

Noticeably light PPD all night. One PPD SUV parked across from Harbor Freight most of time I was out. Cruised by that "never ending observant PPD" (sic) at least 6 x over the course of evening. Some Clackamas were around lighting up the unfortunate near JCB 76.

Safe recons & life.

Hey zavi. Did they park on the side street or in the lot? I think it looks more "natural" if you park on the street and catch her in your way out. I'm wondering if someone parked in the lot and walked up to her just for the swoop. I'm laughing so hard and smdh, too. There's technique to the swoop. Stay safe and stay unseen.

Damn I need to get MTBE one I'd these days / nights. Ill have to catch up on my audiobooks and do some stationary recon.

[QUOTE=Dblitz;5036333]Hey zavi. Did they park on the side street or in the lot? I think it looks more "natural" if you park on the street and catch her in your way out. I'm wondering if someone parked in the lot and walked up to her just for the swoop. I'm laughing so hard and smdh, too. There's technique to the swoop. Stay safe and stay unseen.

Damn I need to get MTBE one I'd these days / nights. Ill have to catch up on my audiobooks and do some stationary recon.[/QUOTE]

One parked in lot & after his purchase came out & engaged her at bench. She followed to his car. Twenty later he dropped her off right at bench.

The other obviously cruised slow right past bench & I think talked through passenger window to her. She very got up & very slowly walked back to 7-11 back entrance. Less than fifteen later he dropped her off in MCD's lot twenty five feet from me.

The other mongers showing any interest she ignored or didn't see.

I wish I could get into audiobooks yet can't for some reason. Too old school, I guess. Never use the Kindle someone gave me a while ago.

I did put my stationary recon to good use & finish my ballot & drop off at library after calling it.

Safe recons & life.

Had to swing across town to finish up the work day and took the scenic route home around 4:30. Didn't see a thing on sandy going to 82nd. Heading south saw a looker of a Latina in a matching pink top and shorts with a backpack purse thing on. She was paying zero attention to traffic and stuck me a 100% civic but I'm not sure. Anyone else see her or better yet swoop her? No bagger, no Hermiston and no utopia crew spotted. Going to watch the debates and possibly see what comes out after dark. Stay safe.

Get out there AM 4-5-6 and you'll land MTBE and or WsBF. Those are their prime hours of operation.

Continuing my search for the tall, long & lean brunette spotted South and/or the barefoot brunette spotted North. Copilot & I headed out about 9:30>12:15 for more stationary recons.

In between several JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # runs as well.

Flavel areas were dead yet again. Not a sign of brunette in my concentrated stalking around the area.

First run down 82nd wasn't very promising at all. Didn't spot a SW until Sunny Market where a chunky blonde WSW in shorts was looking at all.

Fremont area had one non-descript BSW at Klickatat. At least a not too cottage cheesy big ass.

More stationary recon near Klickitat in horny hope that barefoot brunette came out.

Sandy upper # yet again was a fucking waste of gas. Nothing but criddler civvies.

WSW "Tigger" was near Kickatat hanging around in new onesie jammies. Either I was having an acid flashback or that new onesie actually looked like a tiger striped pattern. I just can't make this shit up what I see on 82nd some night.

The sturdy & greasy faced WSW was further North than usual Eastgate pattern & across from the Unicorn looking hard at all cars.

More concentrating stationary recon in Flavel area just saved some gas. Even the bike mafia & fuglies were missing tonight.

Only one I turned for was near Hong Phat & that was out of utter boredom more than excitement. Another sturdy WSW white pants w/ bleached blonde hair w/ bangs. Never got the best look w/ her hoodie up. She was getting scooped right before car wash.

The skinny ass crackhead BSW who always dresses so 70's snazzy style was across from Sunny Market in reflective white pants. It was an odd look as all you really saw were pants as you traveled by.

Some more concentrated North recons for the barefoot brunette. The Fremont area was totally dead. Even Bagger must have taken the night off.

One last Flavel area look around & called my searches off for the night.

Light PPD all night & not a Clackamas cruiser to be seen.

Safe recons & life.

I fell asleep during the debates and woke up around 9 pm and decided to venture out and see what I see. Didn't really see much going from jcb north. Stopped at mickey d to get a drink and they gave me the wrong drink so I had to stop at the next mickey d where I didn't see bagger in her bench but thought I saw her standing. By the time I got around the drive thru whoever it was was walking down 82 towards Fremont. Not another sighting for me the rest of the night.

Friday morning, per rammers suggestion, I did a lap before work and was looking for MTBE or WsBF. Saw neither but did spot what appeared to be a civie in front of the 4 x4 shop waiting for the bus. Since I saw the bus behind me I thought I'd let it pass then I'd loop around to she if she got on the bus or not. By the time I turned around she was walking on the other side of the street going the other way the bus was heading so I took that as a good sign. I passed her and turned a block or 2 ahead of her to turn around to come out the intersection as she was passing. Quick eye contact and she's in. She tells me her name is Kendra and blah blah blah. I ask if she goes by Laura. It was the Laura I swooped a few weeks ago and got some amazing head. I was happy to see her. We find a nice dark spot and she puts her hair in a ponytail and begins her magic. As she's sucking my cock I give her some directions that she follows perfectly. I tell her to go all the way down and she says she'll puke so we skip that part. As she's working her tongue in rhythm with her head bobbing up and down I out my hand on her head to dictate the pace. I notice I'm pushing down pretty hard making her take more than she was. A few gags and gurgles later I say sorry to which she says you can do that harder. Needless to say I start flat out face fucking her and she getting into it. I tell her I'm close and her suction get tighter and she goes faster as I'm pumping my balls against her face. I blow a massive load and like last time she takes it all while not spilling a drop. We clean up and I get her number since her last number was disconnected. I'll be pumping her full of loads this weekend before she disappears again.

What a great way to start to work day. Thanks rammmer.

Side note. What's with these hookers and their phones? 2 of my regulars have just poof and gone MIA.

Stay safe everyone.