Massage Parlor Reports

I tried the place on Binford tonight. The woman there aimed to please but unfortunately she was just a little too old and unattractive. I'm in my fifties and I'd say she's as old as me and that's just too old for a massage parlor girl. I would steer clear and try elsewhere. I don't think they'll succeed there. If they fail, it's not her fault. It's the fault of the owner for not being realistic and finding a younger prettier girl who can attract customers. I hope this one I met tonight is shipped back to China and finds a nice middle aged man to marry. I hear they have a female shortage over there.

[QUOTE=Fireman469;1220680]Went down to Columbus last Sat to try out Pings. Seemed to be about the same as Indy though. Therapist was about a 5 on the AMP scale and service was the usual handshake for the usual price. God I miss how Louisville was back around 2001. You got full service, young asians, table shower, and a steam sauna to boot.[/QUOTE]Sadly, Jen went to Chicago. Place is just avg now.

First time visit to an AMP. Went to Bings after reading positive posts. Saw Joanne, who's been here two weeks and will be here another eight weeks. She's quite tall, probably a 6+ face and a 9+ figure with surprisingly large breasts. After a brief, lackluster massage for. 5 she flipped me over and started the negotiations. It was like a Woody Allen movie with the pricing and hand gestures that went along with it. At one point I got confused and seemed to mime that I wanted to give her a blow job for $.2 tip. Ultimately that's the price where things settled; she was a very tough negotiator. So good, in fact, that I ended up hiring her to lead our next union negotiations. She has decided to conduct them both topless and in mime only. I think it will be very effective.

Any info on Jayla- day shift- HH? Pretty young black girl- seemed like further FUN might be possible. She tweaked my interest.

N

Took another trip down to Columbus to check out Pings.

Met up with Linlin, or at least I'm pretty sure that's what she said her name was.She was very quiet, but I'm pretty sure her grasp of English is much better than you'd expect.Maybe late 20s / early 30s, face a 6, body a 7+ with nice man-made Cs.

Anyway, got the table shower which I thoroughly enjoyed (I really wish this would become standard in Indy).I received probably one of the best massages I've had in a while.Now, I want to clarify, because everyone's standards are different.Personally, I really dislike a rough massage.So much so, that I often ask for a soft massage because otherwise the girls seem to think they need to beat me up to make it worth my while.Anyway, she went into a perfect medium.Not too soft and just on the edge of being hard.The massage lasted a very long time, so much so that I was worried she was running out the clock (despite how much I was enjoying it).Anyway, the flip came actually after my hour ended, but she never rushed me.I requested a full finish and she obliged and it was also excellent.Total damage for the hour was $.6.

So all in all, a great trip, with one caveat, and one I'd like to repeat (and often, if it wasn't so damn far).

Now the bad.Apparently one of those fly-by-night firework stores has opened up right next to the spa.So, there is now a lot of traffic in and out of that strip mall.In fact, when I was leaving there were 3 or 4 slack-jawed yokels hanging out right in front the store, shooting off fireworks in the little parking lot.I didn't really enjoy walking past them to get to my car.

Stopped into the 24 hour spa massage on North Michigan road the massage was great.

The girls were lovely. And the spa was nice. Had a steam room and table shower.

$60.

[QUOTE=Relax; 1226562]Stopped into the 24 hour spa massage on North Michigan road the massage was great.

The girls were lovely. And the spa was nice. Had a steam room and table shower.

$60.[/QUOTE]Were you relieved of your stresses?

Are there any American MP's currently operating in the Indy area? I just don't do Asian.

[QUOTE=Northsideman;1227022]Are there any American MP's currently operating in the Indy area? I just don't do Asian.[/QUOTE]Not a parlor, but a masseuse, slutcake, one of the best

I second the motion. Slutcake is probably the best massage I've had in recent memory. Her certified skills are unquestionable. Based on massage technique alone I know of none better in Indy. When you add all the extras on the menu, hands down, she is better than any AMP. (if you have the time, try a little coconut oil.)

Daniel

I called one of the favorite locations this morning and discovered this would be Michelle's last day. I hurried over before 10, and was fortunate to be let in by Michelle who had just woken up. Fantastic session! She informed me that she was going to take a vacation and go see family. She is leaving at 5:00 pm today, and said she would take her last appointment at 4:00. The old adage of run, don't walk applies today! Another monger arrived about 5 minutes after me, so I am sure she will be busy today!

Went to the 24hr spa massage again last night. Had another 1 hr massage with Donna. Her spa is so nice.

And our conversation was pleasant. It relax, s me to be with a lovely woman and just enjoy her company.

She did not offer any extra and made that clear from the start. She was very polite.

Her massage was fantastic.

I will return as soon as I am working in the area.

She never asked for a tip. But I gave her $20.

Besides it takes a lot of talent and energy for a real Professional massage.

I was very satisfied.

Thought I'd contribute to this since I had an experience or two here. This is the place on 31. There are mainly two people here. One is most likely in control of the place and is probably anywhere from late 30's-50's. She's pretty decent with the touching and HE but is not all all charming and not very attractive. The other has even worse english, has problems understanding that I don't want a towel on at all, and gives very substandard massages and HE. Not a very fun experience. Both are also not very attractive. I have gone several times and always see them there and am always disappointed with the experience so I'm just not going there anymore. I had one good experience involving a 30's ish one that was able to tease, have fun, and was decently attractive. She is the only one to have available any extras as well (CBJ $) , but that's just a ridiculous amount. Maybe I'm going at the wrong times or something.

I called and made an appointment with Linda this evening. When I arrived she told me that she was busy and could I come back in an hour. She took someone elose at my appointed time. I left and they called on my phone and said if I came back in 30 minutes they would give me a discount and promised Linda would be free. I have been there prior and had a good time so I agreed. I arrived and LOinda took me to a room and they still charged the full price and I let it slide. She said she would be back in 10 minutes. I waited and then Helen came in and started doing my massage. I told her that I was waiting on Linda and I was not going to hange around for this type treatment. I got dressed and demanded my money back. Linda came over and tried to get me to wait 10 more minutes. I left and I am done with that place.

[QUOTE=Relax; 1227253]She did not offer any extra and made that clear from the start. She was very polite.

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I will return as soon as I am working in the area.

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I was very satisfied.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. It is good to see someone that posts reviews instead of asking a bunch of questions that have already been answered. But, I'm not clear why you would review the same parlor two times in a week. Especially since the don't offer any extra's.