Strip Club Reports

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I had some friends with me once who were smoking pot and we got pulled over by the cops shortly after. I saw him turn around when he met us so I spritzed a bit into the car before pulling over. Despite them passing a blunt around moments before he didn't say a word about smelling pot in the car. I wasn't sure it would have enough time to work but apparently it did.[/QUOTE]This looks promising. Thanks!

If anyone knows of a way I can meet with Maddie from Wiseguys outside the club when I'll be in the area Sunday / Monday, please let me know. If that can't happen, and if I can only get to the clubs in the evening, am I going to get laid or is day shift the only way?

[QUOTE=Iusig;4153474]If anyone knows of a way I can meet with Maddie from Wiseguys outside the club when I'll be in the area Sunday / Monday, please let me know. If that can't happen, and if I can only get to the clubs in the evening, am I going to get laid or is day shift the only way?[/QUOTE]YMMV, but Maddie told me she doesn't see guys outside the club. That said, everyone has their price. As far as night shift goes you will get the same services and options as the day shift. At least that has been my experience. Don't forget to negotiate. They will always throw out at high number just to see if you'll swing. Don't pay more the two total (house fee plus tip). Let us know how it goes.

Took a trip to Washington Park today and yesterday. Did rounds at all the open clubs except Miss Kitty's and Hustler yesterday. Wise Guys was by far the best, though Dollie's had a skinny white girl in her 30's named Phoenix (I think) who was OK with nice perky tits. Opted for time behind closed doors with Jasmine out of Wise Guys tho. Supposedly has only been there 2 weeks. She seems to fuck like a pro with moans and positions and even said my cock was huge (it isn't). But it was a good time. She's young and built like a little firecracker. Small, but not skinny. But not fat. Small perky tits. Never had a baby. Like 5 feet tall maybe 125 lbs.

Then today I went back to Wise Guys day shift and spent time with Jade. She's 25 and has had 2 kids but her belly doesn't show it one bit. Has mom boobs but it's not too bad. Nice and slender. Perfect Ass! Just an amazing beautifully shaped ass. Her teeth are janky, not from meth or anything. She just needs a retainer and braces bad. Anyway we went FS behind the door and it was good. She's maybe 5 foot 5 and weights probably 110.

I've only been to the WP area two or three times, but the good thing about a place like Wise Guys is you usually have a nice menu to choose from and from what I can tell they all put out. The downside is your paying somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 for a mandatory QV monitored by the bartender with a knock at the door after 15 minutes. That's a lot of pressure and really drives the value of what you pay for down. That's why I would honestly prefer a prostitute, but I had a very hard time getting help finding one in St. Louis area. The only one I found with a body I like was Haylee Jo who has bad reviews lately. I still tried to get with her but it never happened, hence the two Wise Guys visits.

[QUOTE=Iusig;4157438]Then today I went back to Wise Guys day shift and spent time with Jade. She's 25 and has had 2 kids but her belly doesn't show it one bit. Has mom boobs but it's not too bad. Nice and slender. Perfect Ass! Just an amazing beautifully shaped ass. Her teeth are janky, not from meth or anything. She just needs a retainer and braces bad. Anyway we went FS behind the door and it was good. She's maybe 5 foot 5 and weights probably 110.[/QUOTE]I went into Wise Guys today at noon and there was only one girl there. She was not my type. The manager was very nice and told me she had two girls on their way. I decided to wait and was happy that I did. Jade is exactly my type. She has a perfect little spinner body and has a nice and tight smooth kitty. To me her tits were pretty hot, even though they aren't as prefect s her ass. I even thought her teeth are hot LOL. I remember when I was a kid and Madonna had that sex book and everyone thought she was so hot. For some reason that gap between her front teeth turned me on. Anyway, I thought Jade was super cute. She keep shaking her ass for me and giggled at everything I said. And in the back room she is a lot of fun! 200 total out of pocket. Jade and Maddie are my personal favorites at WG. The rest of the clubs looked pretty dead today.

Stopped at blondes first. There is an AA woman that gives a great massage but I was hoping for better for fun so I tipped her and left to go to dollies. I was hoping someone if Shay's caliber would be in but the best they had was the girl with missing teeth and fake titties. I went to Cmowes and a girl on stage was average at best with rotted out teeth like meth heads have. She did have nice titties with nice butt. She asked if I wanted to have fun and I said how much. She replies 1. 6, to which I said yeah right. 2 guys in the whole place and she's going to give me a number like that. I said don't have that and she asks for a tip to which I said I don't have any change after I gave her all my $1's. She called me an ahole and I thought wow these chicks would rather walk out with a few dollars made at the stage instead of adjusting their crazy ass prices. I could see if she was like Hustler Club quality but not even close.

I have a bit of a procedural question for Dollies. I haven't been into the area for about 3-4 years but I got an adequate CBJ at Dollies the last time I was there. I remembered asking the young lady if I should keep my boxers on (easy access to the big guy) or what and of course it was cleaner / easier to get the deed done. Other than that I don't remember much about my trip into the place. First of two questions, how many songs do you have behind the beads? Second, for those who get FS or even a CBJ is your bare a** on the chair, and assuming it's a vinyl covered chair, or do the ladies have a towel for you to sit on or something? I'm looking forward to making it back in a month and just curious. TIA!

VT.

[QUOTE=VarsityTown;4178753]First of two questions, how many songs do you have behind the beads? Second, for those who get FS or even a CBJ is your bare a** on the chair, and assuming it's a vinyl covered chair, or do the ladies have a towel for you to sit on or something?[/QUOTE]I always ask if there's a time limit before I go behind the beads. The answer is usually "As long as it takes. " I've never been rushed, but if I'm taking a while she might get annoyed. But it's not a set time.

Bare ass on vinyl unless you sit on your underwear (or just poke through the fly). I've put my handkerchief down on the chair before sitting before, but usually just bare-ass it (PS, this is a hooker board. You can say ASS :) ).

I make a point to always wear two shirts and simply pull one off turn it inside out and sit on it. Sure, my ass ends up on my back so to speak but that's better than the alternative. At least it's just my own ass. I guess that means I'm effectively wiping the monger ass off the chair. Still, better than the alternative.

[QUOTE=BigJohn314;4178988]I make a point to always wear two shirts and simply pull one off turn it inside out and sit on it. Sure, my ass ends up on my back so to speak but that's better than the alternative. At least it's just my own ass. I guess that means I'm effectively wiping the monger ass off the chair. Still, better than the alternative.[/QUOTE]I admit, I have sat my bare ass and on the chair, and other times when I was thinking more clearly I made it work through the fly of my boxer-briefs. The best way I've done it was one time I told the lady to get on the chair on her knees and I hit it from behind. Everyone in the whole place could see her head facing the wall and me standing behind her rocking back and forth LOL. The other booth was empty or that would not have worked because I could see right into it over the stall wall. I think next time I go I'm going to bring some Clorox wipes and a few sheets of paper towel. No offense, but Dollies makes my skin crawl (not while I'm distracted by pussy, but after I leave). That said, to their credit I've never heard of anyone catching anything there. So maybe it's all in my imagination.

[QUOTE=StevenHyde;4179071]I admit, I have sat my bare ass and on the chair, and other times when I was thinking more clearly I made it work through the fly of my boxer-briefs. The best way I've done it was one time I told the lady to get on the chair on her knees and I hit it from behind. Everyone in the whole place could see her head facing the wall and me standing behind her rocking back and forth LOL. The other booth was empty or that would not have worked because I could see right into it over the stall wall. I think next time I go I'm going to bring some Clorox wipes and a few sheets of paper towel. No offense, but Dollies makes my skin crawl (not while I'm distracted by pussy, but after I leave). That said, to their credit I've never heard of anyone catching anything there. So maybe it's all in my imagination.[/QUOTE]About 5 years ago, I was getting CFS there. At least, that was the agreement. When we got behind the beads I pulled out a wet wipe and a dry paper towel and wiped the chair down, then placed it back in my coat pocket. She took it as an insult. But, she brought a towel to place under her knees from the jiz covered floor.

She decide that the lemony fresh smell was too much for her and walked out. I was a bit shocked and almost walked out with my beer in my hand. My cash never left my pocket, so I took it to Wise Guy.

Stopped in Sunday afternoon at Wise Guys. Jade was there, but occupied with a guy. She never did any dances or went to any of the private rooms. Sat on the guys lap for awhile, but appeared to pretty lame. When he left, he tipped her some money. Then, she proceeded to hit on some guy at the bar. Nobody danced the entire time I was there. The whole experience was pretty lame. Shortly after I arrived Honey sat down to talk. She wasn't my type and made absolutely no efforts to get my interest either. I am curious how widespread the extras are available. If not, I have no clue on how any of these women make any money. Disappointing time, I had plenty of money spend, but I went home with all of it.

[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;4192568]Stopped in Sunday afternoon at Wise Guys. Jade was there, but occupied with a guy. She never did any dances or went to any of the private rooms. Sat on the guys lap for awhile, but appeared to pretty lame. When he left, he tipped her some money. Then, she proceeded to hit on some guy at the bar. Nobody danced the entire time I was there. The whole experience was pretty lame. Shortly after I arrived Honey sat down to talk. She wasn't my type and made absolutely no efforts to get my interest either. I am curious how widespread the extras are available. If not, I have no clue on how any of these women make any money. Disappointing time, I had plenty of money spend, but I went home with all of it.[/QUOTE]In terms of extras, I have never received anything less than full service. If they're busy you need to be patient, but you can also tell someone who or what type of girl you're looking for and they will set you up. Then prove your intentions by sticking your fingers in the girls panties (the LEO check).

I'm curious about the tipping structure at Dollies behind the beads. Is it a standard. 40 CBJ and. 80 CFS or is there some negotiating room with any of the ladies, say. 30/. 60?

VT.

[QUOTE=VarsityTown;4195012]I'm curious about the tipping structure at Dollies behind the beads. Is it a standard. 40 CBJ and. 80 CFS or is there some negotiating room with any of the ladies, say. 30/. 60?

VT.[/QUOTE]It just varies up or down depending on the dancer, how busy it is, and other variables. You might find one girl who won't take less than 50 for a CBJ and then another who will do it for 40 or less.