Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;7088488]I have been exclusive to Red Sun for the past year+ or so but just bored with it. I saw that there was a nearby place that advertised table showers, so I texted and asked but they said they don't. Not surprising, a misleading ad. Anyway, any actually visit it at all? I believe it's on Wallace.

Red Sun was usually my goto mostly for privacy as parking is hidden off street, but I know this place is a bit more exposed. Not nearly as exposed as some of the places in downtown Methuen but still pretty easy to see the cars in lot from the main road there so I'm not a HUGE fan. If it's just a typical place like all the rest, I'll likely just skip.[/QUOTE]Have only been serviced at Silky on Wallace a few times quite a while ago. Have stopped in more recently just to check out the talent but didn't have time to stay. At all times the gals have been on the younger side, slender, small titties and cute. In case you're looking for more I think the most you may get is CBJ but as I aid it's been a while.

[QUOTE=VTPedalPusher;7088715]Try Lavender. It's located on a dead end street in an industrial area. And compared to Red Sun, the women will blow you away![/QUOTE]Oh yea, I've been a regular at Lav. I only really like Michelle and she's hard to get at times especially when you specifically tell her you want to see HER, she tells you to come in and she's not even there. But when I do see her, she's great. Definitely a favorite. Every other girl I've dealt with there completely kills the mood and stops to haggle over pricing right after the tease. I understand why they do because that's the best time to part people with their money but for someone like me who struggles to get turned on by people who are clearly uninterested in what they do, it quickly kills the mood.

And that brings me to Silky Rose which I ended up visiting. Overall, not bad. The girl I drew (Melinda) is far prettier than anyone at Red Sun but probably not up to the standards of Lav. Decent massage, decent tease, but she did the negotiating thing of a typical Lav girl. Again, I know why they do it but if I wasn't already incredibly horny that day it probably would have killed my mood. She was pushing a new girl on me who is coming, but I just hate doing the negotiations in the middle of it so I probably won't even bother.

I personally just like to have a set price I agree to, come in and focus on that.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;7098134]Oh yea, I've been a regular at Lav. I only really like Michelle and she's hard to get at times especially when you specifically tell her you want to see HER, she tells you to come in and she's not even there. But when I do see her, she's great. Definitely a favorite. Every other girl I've dealt with there completely kills the mood and stops to haggle over pricing right after the tease. I understand why they do because that's the best time to part people with their money but for someone like me who struggles to get turned on by people who are clearly uninterested in what they do, it quickly kills the mood.

And that brings me to Silky Rose which I ended up visiting. Overall, not bad. The girl I drew (Melinda) is far prettier than anyone at Red Sun but probably not up to the standards of Lav. Decent massage, decent tease, but she did the negotiating thing of a typical Lav girl. Again, I know why they do it but if I wasn't already incredibly horny that day it probably would have killed my mood. She was pushing a new girl on me who is coming, but I just hate doing the negotiations in the middle of it so I probably won't even bother.

I personally just like to have a set price I agree to, come in and focus on that.[/QUOTE]Try Andi at Lavendar. Minimum negotiating (at least in my case) and will come down from her initial ask. I'd say she's 40 ish, pretty face in my opinion, slender body, and sporting somewhere between A's & B's. Had my 3rd session with her today and she did not disappoint!! Also speaks decent English. She'll be leaving Dec 1st.

[QUOTE=JohnFoxxFan;7098744]Try Andi at Lavendar. Minimum negotiating (at least in my case) and will come down from her initial ask. I'd say she's 40 ish, pretty face in my opinion, slender body, and sporting somewhere between A's & B's. Had my 3rd session with her today and she did not disappoint!! Also speaks decent English. She'll be leaving Dec 1st.[/QUOTE]Andi is 38 years old and says she will return in March. She is gorgeous and speaks really good English. I walked in and gave her $$, and I was set for the entire session. No further negotiation is required.

Enjoy. She is leaving this weekend.

[QUOTE=Filsky811;7111861]Andi is 38 years old and says she will return in March. She is gorgeous and speaks really good English. I walked in and gave her $$, and I was set for the entire session. No further negotiation is required.

Enjoy. She is leaving this weekend.[/QUOTE]I second this. I was lucky enough to see her three times while she was here. She is really great.

[QUOTE=JackKerouac16;7112692]I second this. I was lucky enough to see her three times while she was here. She is really great.[/QUOTE]Made one last visit yesterday (my 4th in 1 1/2 months) before Andi leaves until coming back in March. As usual she did not disappoint!!

She is a rare find. Can't say enough good things about her!

[QUOTE=JohnFoxxFan;7112751]Made one last visit yesterday (my 4th in 1 1/2 months) before Andi leaves until coming back in March. As usual she did not disappoint!![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=MMartin;7113311]She is a rare find. Can't say enough good things about her!

.[/QUOTE]I was one of the lucky ones to see Andi before see leaves. All I can say is delivered as promised! One of the most accomodating girls I have ever saw in these types of places. Aims to please, take direction well, and never complains! Can't wait till she returns!

[QUOTE=ItsaAGame;7115171]I was one of the lucky ones to see Andi before see leaves. All I can say is delivered as promised! One of the most accomodating girls I have ever saw in these types of places. Aims to please, take direction well, and never complains! Can't wait till she returns![/QUOTE]Anyone have any Intel on who's at Lav with Michelle now that Andi is gone? Michelle told me a few weeks ago she'll have "young" girls in December.

[QUOTE=Rsox6969;7118555]Anyone have any Intel on who's at Lav with Michelle now that Andi is gone? Michelle told me a few weeks ago she'll have "young" girls in December.[/QUOTE]I texted her yesterday asking if one of the usual rotating girls such as Nana was back and was told Cindy replaced Andi. This was more or less for future reference and I haven't visited yet. Searched this thread for Cindy and found nothing anytime recent so she must be totally new to the place.

Saw Cindy again, kinda not a fan and wished Andi or Nana were back asap. Most recent visit was last Saturday. Cindy didn't talk much and was pretty mechanical on the rubdown. 4/10. On the flip, she hopped on and rode me kinda uninspired. 200 to her + house, but wouldn't repeat.

Been popping in randomly during the week and keep being told by Cindy, Andi, etc that Michelle is sick. Do we know when or if she's coming back?

[QUOTE=OutbackPT;7123012]Saw Cindy again, kinda not a fan and wished Andi or Nana were back asap. Most recent visit was last Saturday. Cindy didn't talk much and was pretty mechanical on the rubdown. 4/10. On the flip, she hopped on and rode me kinda uninspired. 200 to her + house, but wouldn't repeat.

Been popping in randomly during the week and keep being told by Cindy, Andi, etc that Michelle is sick. Do we know when or if she's coming back?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, just came on here to see if there was a report on Cindy. I've never had a bad time at Lav but don't want to waste my money on an uninspired performance. Had a great time with Tina but she wasn't there LOL. Also enjoyed Nana and Anna, and Michelle is always good but for BJ only.

[QUOTE=OutbackPT;7123012]Saw Cindy again, kinda not a fan and wished Andi or Nana were back asap. Most recent visit was last Saturday. Cindy didn't talk much and was pretty mechanical on the rubdown. 4/10. On the flip, she hopped on and rode me kinda uninspired. 200 to her + house, but wouldn't repeat.

Been popping in randomly during the week and keep being told by Cindy, Andi, etc that Michelle is sick. Do we know when or if she's coming back?[/QUOTE]I wish I saw this before my visit. Agree on all your points. She's a solid 5 across the board. Pretty enough but not a knockout, massage was average. Body is ok, a little on the older side. I think I'm due for an end of year break, I'll see who's there in January.

Paid a visit to Lavenders neighbor twice. 2 girls working. Got cfs from both.

Tina- short and slim, I'd say late 20's. Has braces. B cup. Trimmed.

Standard house rates, 2 for Cfs. Too tiny to really take it, kept saying ow. Offered BBJ for an upcharge, but I passed.

Yuyu- taller and slim, early 30's. C cup and trimmed.

Same rates as Tina. Really gets into it.

4 hands available for an extra. 4, but it's literally just 4 hands.

So, my year in review was 3 places:

Red Sun.

Silky Rose.

Lav.

I visited Red Sun the most because of its private parking. Mostly pulled Annie and she is okay but got worse and less interested every visit so I'm done with them for a bit. If you become a regular, you can do more things like FIV, but she'll like look away and stare into space like she's trying to go to a happy place which is such a turn-off LOL. Like at least pretend to be into it. Would not recommend at all.

Silky Rose I went once and pulled Melinda I believe. Good experience. Some miscommunication on negotiations as she thought I offered $ for a HJ when I gestured BJ (or she was trying to pull one over) but we settled on just above that for a CBJ. Pretty cute. Although she didn't let me finger blast her which was a bummer. I'd go back but I am really just tired of negotiations with new girls. I prefer regulars. I don't like how exposed the parking felt though.

Lav my regular is Michelle and she is always fun. There isn't much else I can say about her that hasn't been said already. Absolutely amazing body, extremely pretty, great english so she's fun to chat with before and after, and all around good time. The only thing I don't like about Lav is the area it is in. With YL being a notorious spot, it's just a generally scary place to go as you know they'd be watching that place first if they ever did a bust. I mean it's down a dead end road so if there weren't two spots in the same building, I'd feel less nervous every visit.

If parking / privacy was not a factor, my order would easily go:

1. Lav with Michelle (didn't try other).

2. Silky Rose.

3. (probably any other Methuen spot).

4. Red Sun.

However, you can't beat Red Sun for privacy so that is why it was my regular spot.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;7149278]So, my year in review was 3 places:

Red Sun.

Silky Rose.

Lav.

I visited Red Sun the most because of its private parking. Mostly pulled Annie and she is okay but got worse and less interested every visit so I'm done with them for a bit. If you become a regular, you can do more things like FIV, but she'll like look away and stare into space like she's trying to go to a happy place which is such a turn-off LOL. Like at least pretend to be into it. Would not recommend at all.

Silky Rose I went once and pulled Melinda I believe. Good experience. Some miscommunication on negotiations as she thought I offered $ for a HJ when I gestured BJ (or she was trying to pull one over) but we settled on just above that for a CBJ. Pretty cute. Although she didn't let me finger blast her which was a bummer. I'd go back but I am really just tired of negotiations with new girls. I prefer regulars. I don't like how exposed the parking felt though.

Lav my regular is Michelle and she is always fun. There isn't much else I can say about her that hasn't been said already. Absolutely amazing body, extremely pretty, great english so she's fun to chat with before and after, and all around good time. The only thing I don't like about Lav is the area it is in. With YL being a notorious spot, it's just a generally scary place to go as you know they'd be watching that place first if they ever did a bust. I mean it's down a dead end road so if there weren't two spots in the same building, I'd feel less nervous every visit.

If parking / privacy was not a factor, my order would easily go:

1. Lav with Michelle (didn't try other).

2. Silky Rose.

3. (probably any other Methuen spot).

4. Red Sun.

However, you can't beat Red Sun for privacy so that is why it was my regular spot.[/QUOTE]I agree red sun is the best for privacy by far I like lavander but yeah parking is too exposed and that's why never tried silky parking too open.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;7149278]
Lav my regular is Michelle and she is always fun. There isn't much else I can say about her that hasn't been said already.
[/QUOTE]How do you get Michelle on a regular basis? Do make an appointment a few days in advance? I can rarely get a hold of her.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;7151676]How do you get Michelle on a regular basis? Do make an appointment a few days in advance? I can rarely get a hold of her.[/QUOTE]I find she comes in the afternoon during the week. During the weekend, she either doesn't work or goes in the evening. She is almost always the one answering the phone. Specifically asking when she is available helps.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;7151676]How do you get Michelle on a regular basis? Do make an appointment a few days in advance? I can rarely get a hold of her.[/QUOTE]Text, don't call. I've always gotten a reply when texting, sometimes it takes a while to get a text back. You can schedule an appointment through text.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7151991]Text, don't call. I've always gotten a reply when texting, sometimes it takes a while to get a text back. You can schedule an appointment through text.[/QUOTE]I've had opposite experience. I used to text and she would respond but eventually stopped. Could be because I use a texting app. Now I call instead and she pretty much always answers.

Met Tina yesterday. Pretty spinner. Perky A's maybe small B's. Typical Chinese flat ass but smooth skin. Massage was ok except the kneeling on my back. Good thing she's tiny or she would have hurt me. LOL. Great BBBJ, FS was limited, the old "ooh!'too big! She tried but I stopped, didn't want to hurt her. HJ finish. As always YMMV. Not sure if I'll repeat. I miss Andi.

[QUOTE=FlynNY56;7153393]Met Tina yesterday. Pretty spinner. Perky A's maybe small B's. Typical Chinese flat ass but smooth skin. Massage was ok except the kneeling on my back. Good thing she's tiny or she would have hurt me. LOL. Great BBBJ, FS was limited, the old "ooh!'too big! She tried but I stopped, didn't want to hurt her. HJ finish. As always YMMV. Not sure if I'll repeat. I miss Andi.[/QUOTE]Had called Michelle the other day and was told Tina was working. Based on report #888 and some others last October I had planned on making a visit soon but not so sure now after reading yours. Any idea if this is the same Tina from back then?

[QUOTE=JohnFoxxFan;7153790]Had called Michelle the other day and was told Tina was working. Based on report #888 and some others last October I had planned on making a visit soon but not so sure now after reading yours. Any idea if this is the same Tina from back then?[/QUOTE]This doesn't prove anything but I had texted in December asking if Tina was coming back anytime, I made it clear I had seen her before. I was told yes, Tina is back in January. So can't say for sure if this is the same girl until I see her this month. See my earlier report on her. This was the first time I've done FS at Lav. Eager to see her again.

[QUOTE=FlynNY56;7153393]Met Tina yesterday. Pretty spinner. Perky A's maybe small B's. Typical Chinese flat ass but smooth skin. Massage was ok except the kneeling on my back. Good thing she's tiny or she would have hurt me. LOL. Great BBBJ, FS was limited, the old "ooh!'too big! She tried but I stopped, didn't want to hurt her. HJ finish. As always YMMV. Not sure if I'll repeat. I miss Andi.[/QUOTE]Can I ask what you paid? I hadn't thought of asking for BBBJ when I saw her in November but still had a good time. I probably overpaid at 200 for CFS but I find the haggling takes something away from the experience, and I'm always thinking I'll get poor performance if I try to negotiate.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7153838]This doesn't prove anything but I had texted in December asking if Tina was coming back anytime, I made it clear I had seen her before. I was told yes, Tina is back in January. So can't say for sure if this is the same girl until I see her this month. See my earlier report on her. This was the first time I've done FS at Lav. Eager to see her again.[/QUOTE]Thanks. It certainly sounds promising! I hope to make a visit in the next week or so.

[QUOTE=JohnFoxxFan;7153913]Thanks. It certainly sounds promising! I hope to make a visit in the next week or so.[/QUOTE]This is not the same Tina that was here recently. This girl is younger.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7153841]Can I ask what you paid? I hadn't thought of asking for BBBJ when I saw her in November but still had a good time. I probably overpaid at 200 for CFS but I find the haggling takes something away from the experience, and I'm always thinking I'll get poor performance if I try to negotiate.[/QUOTE]This is not the same Tina that was here recently. This girl is younger.

[QUOTE=FlynNY56;7154010]This is not the same Tina that was here recently. This girl is younger.[/QUOTE]Ok good to know, thanks for clearing this up.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7154095]Ok good to know, thanks for clearing this up.[/QUOTE]So just to make absolutely sure about which Tina this is, I texted Lav. Now I'm told it's a "new girl", after I asked in December "will Tina be back" and was told yes. Maybe it's just a language barrier. I thought I had made it clear that I was asking about the Tina from November. Oh well. Guess I'll wait for another positive report or two before seeing her.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;7151676]How do you get Michelle on a regular basis? Do make an appointment a few days in advance? I can rarely get a hold of her.[/QUOTE]We text. One time she said she would be there and wasn't, so I just left. Since then she has been great with keeping appointments with me.

Hi All.

Lavender has caught up with inflation and is now $70/$50. Not sure what Yellow Lilly is at for pricing.

TLDR; had a bad experience at Yellow Lily, lots of interruptions led to me not being able to perform, and wasting my money.

Wasn't sure if I was even going to write a report on this, I was so disgusted with myself. But was talking with another monger about Methuen AMPs by PM so I'll just paste what I wrote to him:

This isn't the place to go if you're an older guy like me that has trouble performing and / or just have trouble if you're nervous with a new place. Went in Wednesday after work and just ended up doing a half hour (they push you to do just a half). Girl was good looking enough (although I saw she had droopy tits when she took her clothes off). Massage was awful, all elbows and her kneeling on my back. Decided to just do CBJ instead of FS because she left the room twice and it just wasn't feeling sensual. Then we negotiate 140 for CBJ but I'm trying to tell her that let's start with CBJ, and if I get hard enough, we can do FS and I'll give her more money. She can't understand me so brings in a girl that speaks better English. She starts talking about 2 girls, and I can get FS, and it gets so frustrating to make them understand what I want that finally I give another 60 and we agree there'll be CBJ followed by FS with 2 girls in the room. So the original girls starts sucking and I can barely get it up. Then she climbs on top and we start screwing but I'm only half hard so it really wasn't working. The other girl takes her top off and I start grabbing and sucking on her big fake tits, even then it's not working. First girl takes off the condom and starts using her hand, I say let's try screwing again, so condom goes back on and I still can't get hard enough to really make it work. In the meantime the other girl lifted her skirt and is fingering her pussy to help get me hard. It wasn't helping. So I ended up having the original girl just finish me off with her hand. To be fair, I was there for about 40 minutes so it's not like they rushed me, since I had only paid 40 for the half. But overall it wasn't worth it. If you're a younger guy that doesn't have my issues then maybe it would be ok. But if I go to another AMP I'll just go back to Lav, where I've never had a bad time.

One other thing I’ll add, when I say there were lots of interruption, it wasn’t just the girl leaving the room twice…during the session she kept talking to the girl in the other room. This is a huge turnoff and probably did more than anything to kill the mood.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7158927]TLDR; had a bad experience at Yellow Lily,[/QUOTE]For the longest time this was the go to place. For the past 5 or so years, starting a couple years prior to the pandemic, this place went WAY down hill. Rush you, short time you, haggle, smell like cigarettes, and depending on their moods, the menu and prices vary. The girls are often cute and on the slightly younger side, but its really a conveyer belt with no interest in keeping you smiling and returning. I longtime back the owner was on this page, and he seemed legit interested, it was run by a woman named Jennifer, they also run a place in Wormtown we all know and love.

Not sure if it changed hands, or the manager is just greedy, or what. But the place is not even on my radar anymore.

[QUOTE=Johnson686;7154212]So just to make absolutely sure about which Tina this is, I texted Lav. Now I'm told it's a "new girl", after I asked in December "will Tina be back" and was told yes. Maybe it's just a language barrier. I thought I had made it clear that I was asking about the Tina from November. Oh well. Guess I'll wait for another positive report or two before seeing her.[/QUOTE]I went yesterday. Probably not the same Tina I'm not sure. Looks OK, message about average. The finish was like 4 1/2 stars, long active and loads of fun. I would go back at 1.6.

[QUOTE=Ebeam;7161383]I went yesterday. Probably not the same Tina I'm not sure. Looks OK, message about average. The finish was like 4 1/2 stars, long active and loads of fun. I would go back at 1.6.[/QUOTE]I saw Tina on Sunday and she is pretty good, I would definitely repeat.

Not as pretty as Nana but I would rate her as 2nd in looks after Nana and body figure wise.

Good massage ok ending. I last long so I do massage after and she was into it. Finally met Michelle and honestly not sure why everyone is so impressed. Lilly was way prettier.

[QUOTE=Lawtown;7164289]Good massage ok ending. I last long so I do massage after and she was into it. Finally met Michelle and honestly not sure why everyone is so impressed. Lilly was way prettier.[/QUOTE]I think Lily is the hottest AMP I've seen. I personally prefer the thicker built girls like her. But Michelle is still way above lily just off of her attitude and personality. Michelle is far more inviting and cheerful / playful I'm sure the English and communication plays a part but I think once you try Michelle out your opinion will change.

[QUOTE=EOrtega;7165715]I think Lily is the hottest AMP I've seen. I personally prefer the thicker built girls like her. But Michelle is still way above lily just off of her attitude and personality. Michelle is far more inviting and cheerful / playful I'm sure the English and communication plays a part but I think once you try Michelle out your opinion will change.[/QUOTE]Totally agree! Michelle has a fantastic personality, not super thin, but not fat in anyway, hot in my opinion and sessions are always super fun! Back when she was in Newton she was a bit thinner but I prefer as she is now. Even though the talent at Lily is usually on the young & hot side, they almost always push for 4-hand and want to rush you out the door. Although I may need to try Luna who I met the other day but was busy. Super cute and leaving at the end of the month.

[QUOTE=JohnFoxxFan;7165945]Totally agree! Michelle has a fantastic personality, not super thin, but not fat in anyway, hot in my opinion and sessions are always super fun! Back when she was in Newton she was a bit thinner but I prefer as she is now. Even though the talent at Lily is usually on the young & hot side, they almost always push for 4-hand and want to rush you out the door. Although I may need to try Luna who I met the other day but was busy. Super cute and leaving at the end of the month.[/QUOTE]Are Lilly and Michelle both Asian?

[QUOTE=MasCouple;7166962]Are Lilly and Michelle both Asian?[/QUOTE]Everyone who has ever worked at this place is Asian.